(A/N: I want to thank you all for your patience. Going from finals week to a thirty hour work week is a little hectic but I think I got it all figured out. I also want to thank BoredandSleepy for allowing me to use some of his stories in this later on.)

Bored was trying to apply cement to the open air while everyone watch a little embarrassed. Sleepy was the only one taking advantage of the situation. "No no the hole is over there. Not there, there." He had Bored running un circles trying to fix the fourth wall.

"Ummm. is he going to be ok?" Mina's sing song question rang through the air.

"Oh he'll be fine. He just needs time to burn it out of his system." Dante replied. (Yeah I actually make jokes like that. Usually unintentionally.)

"If you were on a hunt for good jokes I'd say your prey escaped you," Whitetiger spoke curtly.

"I didn't even mean it like that.""Sure you didn't," Izuku said as he pulled Toru, Tsu, and Mina in closer to him.

"I will splater you all over the fucking walls."

"And I'll just pull myself back together." Izuku replied smugly. "Besides don't we have a show to get to?"

"Yeah you're right, but first." With a wave of his hand a portal opened above the group, causing Bored who was still high to lose his shit.

Then someone fell straight out of the portal and landed on Katsuki knocking him face down on the floor. He slowly began to sit up as a crown fell through the portal before it closed onto his lap. "Ow, damnit Dante." (This is my friend who showed me this site and got me into writing. He's the reason any of these stories exist.)

Dante's laughter filled the room. "How are you doing Rising king?"

"I'm always better when I'm not falling through my floor and onto my ass,"Rising king replied sourly.

"Oh come on it's not that bad. You landed on a cushion at least."Rising king looked at Katsuki who was still trapped beneath him. "Well he's not good for much else so at least he was helpful in some way." Sleepy started laughing, Whitertiger was trying to hide a smile in his fist, and Bored was to high to get the joke.

Then as Rising king stood up Bakugo exploded. "YOU BASTARDS DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SITTING ON ME LIKE THAT?!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!???" He was shacking with rage, and his eyes were twitching rapidly.

"I'm guessing the answer your looking for isn't a convenient cushion,"Rising king said quickly.

"YOU BASTARD I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

Rising king tapped his foot to the ground twice and a boulder moved up from the floor beside him. A silver sword was stuck into the rock, and Rising king lazily reached over and plucked it from its resting place. Then he leveled it with Katsuki's eyes, so the boy was going cross eyed to keep its point in his sight. "Let me just stop you right there, I'm a god of royalty and their weapons. I'm sure you know of Excalibur and King Arthur, well this is Excalibur. So I suggest you sit down and shut up, geez your the most annoying person here."

"Haha sucks to be you Bakugo, seems all the gods hate you," Mineta cried out.

"Second most annoying," Rising king amended.

"So your the one who got Dante to start doing this," Sleepy said casually.

"Yep and Dante why am I here."

"To see a new idea of mine of course. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show." Dante siad while gesturing to a throne by the rest of the gods. As Rising king sat down the screen began to light up.

Nezu was in the middle of the kitchen (their gym) by himself, and he was muttering. "I might not have seen the USJ coming, and we were lucky no one died, but what about next time. He looked beside him to a bucket of red chalk and candles, as well as a strange black book. "The students are going to be here soon I need to get this over with so he can't hurt them." He flipped open the book and on the first page in blood red ink was a goat symbol.Ibara freaked out the second she saw the goat symbol. "What is Principal Nezu doing!!?? To mess with his powers is totally unacceptable!! You can't tell me he really means to bring ruin to the world."

Whitetiger chuckled to himself. "Oh this is getting interesting."

Ibara turned around in her seat. "All of you are gods are you not? Please purify that world and save those sinners!"

Sleepy looked at the girl exasperated. "Come on miss just watch and wait it's not that bad. Bored used to smoke pot with the devil in one of our universes." Ibara stared at all the other gods and sat back down in defeat.

Nezu flipped past the page that had the goat on it and the next four pages had strange drawings of monsters with one symbol by each one. "The demon lords of fire, water, earth, and air." Nezu spoke in hushed tones. Then he turned to the page after the four elemental demon lords, the page he landed on was completely black, and had written on the other page. Nezu began to read aloud, "The four elemental demon lords are the children of Satan himself, they fight to gain control of his domain."

Everyone in the theater was starting to shake, as what was being said was less than pleasant.

"But he had one more child his favorite son. He's the most dangerous demon to ever exist, the heir to the Devil. Woe to anyone who is unfortunate enough to cross this one's path as only suffering awaits you." "Well let's hope you remember me old friend," Nezu said before grabbing a piece of chalk. He began to draw a pentagram one the gym floor and put the black candles at each of its points.

Ibara was practically shaking at this point, and was praying so fast her mouth looked like a blur. Everyone else did their best to ignore it and keep watching.

Then Nezu pulled out a piece of black chalk, and a knife. Then he drew a strange symbol in the center, and cut his paw spilling some of his blood on the symbol. "I know you can hear me, now please come to me and make a deal." He said loudly.

A black haze covered the image on the ground, and soon began to to swirl into a vortex pulling the chalk and candles into it. The smog began to slow its spin and take on a vaguely human shape. It had arms, legs, a torso, and a head, but it was mostly an out line so other than that was hard to tell. Two glowing red eyes formed in the smoke then a glowing red mouth followed. "Well Nezu how long's it been?"

"Not long enough for me to forget the horrors of what you did to those humans, but I need your help." Nezu's attitude soured as he looked at the misty being.

"Oh come now I got you out of that hell hole didn't I?" The red mouth turned up into a cruel sneer.

"Yes, and now I'm being forced to call on you." Nezu said bitterly.

"Oh but that's no so bad now is it. You know I don't go back on my deals." The sneer never left his face, but now the smoke was starting to thin.

"I know that's why I called you I need you to protect my students," then smoke completely dissipated as Nezu spoke, "Izuku Morningstar." Then the screen when black.

Ibara once again was thrown into hysterics, followed closely by Inko. "What did he say his name was?!! Is their classmate related to the devil?!"

All the gods looked at each other before they pointed to the two frantic women who then passed out. "Yes Izuku is one of the five children of the devil. They're fighting over who will inherit all of hell from him."

"That's an interesting concept I don't think anyone has made one like this before." Sleepy said before nodding off next to Aizawa who was already out cold.

"It'll be an interesting one to see for sure, a war between family members over the crown. It's my type of show." Rising king said in a loud voice.

"Now then I have to leave a note for the other gods so please excuse me." Dante spoke as he stood up and walked out off the room.

(A/N: Hey guys sorry this took so long, but writer's block is a bitch. As I said up above I'm starting to get the hang of my new schedule so please bear with me.)