A/N: I hate the spacing on this site. Oh well. Here's another installment of madness, curtsey of youtube. I felt that Tsuna was being left out, so here's one with him... and others. Youtubers beware, here there be angry mobsters.

Chapter 10: The Older Guardians... minus Ryohei... plus Tsuna... and the Dance of Girlishness

Hibari, Hayato, Takeshi, and Mukuro were summoned to the boss' office. None of them knew what to expect. OK, maybe Mukuro had some idea, but mostly they had no clue. They entered, and were greeted by the worst thing they had ever seen. "My eyes!" screamed Hayato, falling to the ground.

"Hahaha, what is is this, Tsuna?" asked Takeshi, though his smile was obviously fake and rather menacing.

"Herbivore... explain," Hibari growled, fighting to hold down the bile rising in his throat.

"Kufufu, Vongola, how is this on the internet?" Mukuro asked. The others froze and looked closer at the wall length screen confronting them. Sure enough, it was showing a youtube video. Four near identical glares were turned to the Vongola boss.

"Hey hey now you four. You'll notice I'm the one in the middle. I have no idea why someone made such a video, or why they choose to use us instead of the girls, especially in your case Kyoya, but I thought you'd want to see it. I found it disturbing, yet vaguely amusing. The dancing is feminine, as are the voices, yet it's actually rather well done. Please, don't be too hasty," Tsuna said, trying to keep the four guardians from destroying his only wall length monitor. They took another look and noted the title. '[MMD] KHR don't don' was its name.

"I don't care. That song should never be allowed to play in this manor again. I'll blow up anything that I hear playing, or singing, it without hesitation," Hayato growled. Tsuna hastily closed the tab lest his computer be blown up.

"Agreed. I'll bite to death any who sing that accursed song," Hibari snarled. Tsuna was mildly surprised that Hibari showed any emotion other than irritation, but nodded, already preparing his Vongola wide announcement.

"Indeed. I don't think I could keep myself from cutting up whatever causes me to hear that song," Takeshi said. Now Tsuna was really worried. When Takeshi said something like that, and didn't preface his sentence with a laugh, you knew someone was going to die. Painfully.

"Kufufu~. Someone is going to have nightmares tonight," Mukuro said, indigo Mist flames engulfing his red eye. Tsuna glared.

"I know I can't stop you, but I can ask that you do it only once and then leave the poor youtube uploader alone," he said, voice flinty. The others bowed and filed out, determined to never look at another youtube video as long as they lived. You can imagine how long that lasted. Tsuna sighed and made a Vongola wide announcement. No-one was to sing or play 'don't don' within earshot of any of the guardians or within the manor grounds on pain of death. A painful death caused by the Rain, Mist, Cloud, Storm, and Sky guardians. Hearing 'cloud' and 'sky', every copy of the song within the manor was deleted or broken. That particular youtube fiasco did not lead to any casualties, though the uploader could never look at bees, puddles, weeds, or fudge the same way again. Don't ask why, it is doubtful you would come away whole, or that words could do Mukuro's work justice. He's a mastermind when it comes to traumatizing torture. There have been rumors that he compares notes with Reborn.

A/N: Oh yes, fear the collaboration of Mukuro and Reborn, two of the most happily sadistic characters in all of anime Mafia history. Actually, if you can find me an anime Mafioso more happily sadistic than those two, please let me know. I might want to check his, or her, show out. Just warn me if there's a lot of gore. I don't particularly like blood.