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20 Ways To Annoy Leah Clearwater

1. Remind her she is a genetic dead end and probably can't have kids. (Thankyou CherryBlossoms123456)

2. Constantly talk about how great Sam Uley is. (Thankyou CherryBlossoms123456)

3.Talk about how Sam and Emily are getting along. (Thankyou CherryBlossoms123456)

4. Remind her about the fact that Jacob chose a half vamp over her. (Thankyou Holly Marie Fowl)

5. Whenever she doesn't look happy, jump up in her face and start yelling, "IMPRINT ALREADY!"

6. If she tells you that she wasn't even thinking about you know who, tell her it doesn't matter, and repeat #5.

7. Spray her with a water bottle.

8. If she starts getting to mad, and is about to transform, take out a whip, and start slapping her with it.

9. Tell her she's too un-modest.

10. When she asks you why, ask her what she remembers seeing through the other pack member's eyes.

11. Offer to make her dinnner.

12. When dinner comes, place in front of her 5 plates of roadkill.

13. When she refuses to eat, tell her a real shapeshifter would have the guts to eat it.

14. Watch her competitive personality make her barf.

15. Switch all her clothes with Esme.

16. Force her to read Vampire Kisses.

17. Hack her MP3 Player

18. Replace all her songs with cheesy heart-broken songs.

19. Dodge the MP3 Player that is sure to be thrown at you.

20. Ask her why she eats like a guy.

Coming Soon, 20 ways to annoy Aro and 20 ways to annoy Caius, both in one Article! ^^