Parties and Revenge Planning...Cullen Style
A/N: Just like I promised... there's gonna be note passing in this one (I like it – it's fun to write.) but there's gonna be more than two people, so I'm gonna make a key:
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JL = Juliette Lanay
J = Julius
EM = Emmett (Emery)
T = Tony (Edward...)
AB = Arabella (Bella)
A = Adeliece (Alice)
JP = Jaspal (Jasper)
L = Lily (Rosalie)
V = Vanessa (Nessie – sorry if I had forgotten her...)
LP = Logan Padric
NO = Nicolette Oriana
GS = Guinevere Shay
TJ = Torin Jarlath
I need to thank my wonderful reviewers who make this possible: rockapaw, misscullenwannabe95, white angel falling, livingthelife4, bluesky86, and XxZeroXxSacrificeXx
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Normal Disclaimer...
I'm going to wring Newton's neck after school - J
Now, Julius, no need to be hasty - JL
Are you saying you LIKED it? - J
No, what I'm saying is that you don't have to KILL him, just... revenge, maybe? - JL
Excellent thought, sister! Humiliation is so much better than death! - EM
Thank you, for the compliment and for calling me sister :) - JL
You're welcome. - EM
Now, for the actual 'revenge' - JP
Ooh! I know! - A
No, Alice! I can see what you're planning and it WON"T WORK! I don't need to be a psychic to see that – you'll get the police involved. – T
Um, let's not and say we did, shall we? – AB
What was her idea, anyway? – GS
To ransack his house and make it look robbed, he'll call the police, but by the time they get there, it'll all be cleaned up because he'd be downstairs and we'd clean up. – T
As good as that sounds that may not be a smart idea. – EM
Woah! Em, did you just say something... WISE? – JP
Uh, yeah, I guess I did – EM
Woah – AB
Woah – T
Woah – A
Woah – J
Woah – JL
Aww I'm so proud of you, honey, but I have to say... WOAH! – L
Aww shucks, guys, thanks. – EM
So, about the revenge... – J
What is it with you and revenge on mike? He's just a human, anyway. I mean, I know he's annoying, but don't let him get to you. – V
Uh ... I'd rather not say why... – J
Ooh! I know! – A
What is it, sweetie? – JP
It can be explained... in song! Em, please help me with this. Remember what we rehearsed? – A
Oh yeah – EM
Okay, so 1, 2, 3... – A
Julius and Juliette sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, second comes marriage, then – crash – they break down their thousandth cottage – A & EM
Ha-ha – very funny – JL
Ooh! They fell in L-O-V-E! – V
Ooh! – AR
Ooh! – JP
Ooh! – L
Fine – Ooh! – T
That isn't fair! We don't do that to you guys! – J
I know – but it's fun! – EM
When did this happen?! – LP & TJ
Last night...when you all were ...busy – A
Oh...YAY! I'm so happy for you, Juliette Lanay! – NO & GS
Thanks – JL
Julius, we like you and all, but remember this: IF YOU EVER HURT OUR SISTER, WE WILL FIND YOU AND PERSONALLY (AND HAPPILY) RIP YOU PIECE BY PIECE, THROW YOU IN THE FIRE AND DANCE BY THE PYRE OF YOUR BURNING REMAINS. – LP & TJ
We second that. You may not have known her for that long, but she's still our little sister – well, sort of. – EM, JP& T
No need to worry about finding me. If I ever hurt her, I would hand myself over to you, and tie myself to the pyre. I would much rather die in that manner then have her be hurt. – J
Good. – LP, TJ, EM, JP
Aww thanks, guys. – JL
Aww – A, AB, V, L, NO, GS,
So now can we get on with the revenge? – J
Wait – I'm having a vision – A
Nice idea, Alice – T
What is it? – J
So this is what's going to happen. Mike – ironically enough – hates Mike & Ikes. So, since Valentine's Day is tomorrow, I thought that Juliette Lanay could give him a present of Mike & Ikes, saying that they're her favorite candy. It will work. He'll be so freaked out by them that he'll probably never want to talk to her again! – A
Brilliant – LP, TJ, AB, J, JL, L, NO, GS, V, JP, EM, T
"RIIIIIING," the bell rang
"So, tomorrow then," said Julius with such fervor that I knew that he was in love.
"He is, Juliette Lanay," said Edward. "And only time will let you know that."
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(A/N: I was going to stop here, but you guys are so amazing, that I had to keep on going!!!)
THAT DAY AT LUNCH...
The "Vampires" (and Hybrid) had taken to sitting together at lunch.
"Oh! We're having a Valentine's Day ball tonight, everyone," Alice said. "I have the invitations here, so would you mind getting in 'mate pairs' and pass them out? The manila folders that they are contained in show where you should go."
Everyone agreed and partnered up with their mates.
"But what about me?" asked Renesmee.
"You'll no longer worry in 3, 2, 1"
Then Jacob Black walked in the cafeteria.
"Jacob!" squealed Renesmee.
"I heard everything," said Jacob. Carlisle explained to Sam, and now I know. Welcome, friends," Jacob greeted us with a warm smile.
Then Alice passed out the envelopes. "Oh, and, Jacob, for secret's purpose, your name will now be Jack Wolfe. It's in the school records.
"Oh, so that's why people were calling me Jack." We all laughed.
"So, let's get to it!" chirped Alice.
I went over to the table were – of course – Mike and his friends sat at.
Edward, tell Alice that I am going to kill her later, I told him mentally.
Will do, he answered.
"Why, hello, Juliette Lanay, care to join us?" asked Mike, obviously trying to flirt.
"Mike, I'm dating someone," I informed him.
"Oh, I know, but you have to admit, I'm so much better than him."
That sick, mindless, freak!!! – Julius.
I went up to Julius and put my hands on his chest. He relaxed at my touch immediately. Then I put my arms around his neck.
"Remember what I said," I told him.
He looked down at me and smiled.
"I'm going to see what the invitations look like." He nodded.
Alice had truly out done herself this time
The invitation:
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To Whom It May Concern,
If you have received this invitation, it means you have been invited to the exclusive Valentines Day Ball. It will be hosted by the following: The Platte, Brandeis, Maslin, Halewood, McKendrick, and Innis families.
The attire for this event is formal. (Please keep in mind that this is a ball. Ladies, dress as you would for a debutante, but it doesn't have to be a white dress. And Gentlemen, please wear tuxes, as you would for a gala.)
This ball will be held on February 13, 2009, from six-o'-clock, until around twelve-thirty or one-o'-clock.
It shall be held at the home of Dr. and Mrs. Charles Platte who will be chaperoning this ball at all times. This is at 132 Sol Duc Lane. (There is a map included with this invitation.)
It is respectable to bring a date, although if it is someone outside of this school, they will have to show some form of identification.
There isn't a need to RSVP, although you shall need to bring your invitation to the door, where there will be a doorman present.
If there are any questions on attire, directions, etc, please call either:
Adeliece Brandies: 360 – 224 – 5467 360 – 224 – 5467
Or
Juliette Lanay McKendrick: 360 – 135 – 8493 360 – 135 – 8493
(A/N: both of these numbers are entirely fake, but the area code is real.)
Sincerely,
The Platte, Brandeis, Maslin, Halewood, and McKendrick Families
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"Wow, Esmeralda and Adeliece have truly out done their selves," I said.
"Truly, they have."
We got to it and passed an invitation to every table that we were assigned to.
Then the bell rang.
"May I have the honor of walking this fine lady in front of me to class?" asked Julius, holding his arm out towards me.
"Why yes you may," I answered, giggling. Then I took his arm and he led me to our next class – English.
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"Today, class, we will be studying the classic tragedy of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare," said Mr. Mason, our English teacher.
I looked at Julius who looked at me. We both smiled and had to stifle giggles.
And, what our luck, Mr. Mason volunteered us.
"Ah, Miss McKendrick, Mr. Innis, since you seem to be so fond of this play, why don't you come and perform a part of Act II for us."
"Which means get ready for a quick recap of last night," I said at vampire speed.
Julius smiled, but didn't give me away. "Which scene, Mr. Mason?" he asked politely.
"Scene II," he answered.
"Do you have any line preferences?" I asked.
"Only a few well-known ones."
(A/N: I know I just did this last chapter, but it won't be long, I promise!)
Then Julius walked up to the front of the room and started. "He jests at scars that never felt a wound."
I stepped forward.
"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,"
"Ay, me!"
"She speaks! Speak again, bright angel."
"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
"Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?"
"Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name?"
"Now, Juliette, skip to the end," said Mr. Mason.
"Sweet Montague, be true.
Stay but a little, I will come again. (...)Good night, good night! parting is such
sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
Mr. Mason looked at us with wide-eyes.
"Very nice, Julius, Juliette Lanay," he complimented.
"Thank you, Sir," Julius and I said.
We went to go and sit back down when Julius whispered something in my ear: "I suppose that play is just meant to be for us."
I giggled quietly.
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About halfway through the lesson, I got a text from Alice
Juliette Lanay,
We're going shopping tonight!!! For ball gowns!!!! Yippie! And you're coming home with us. We're leaving at three-forty-five, DON'T BE LATE!!!
Love Ya,
Another one of your BFFWLSAAVWAAAMHSM,
Aldeliece
(P.S. it means: best friend forever who loved shopping and are vampires with amazingly awesome and majorly hot soul mates.)
I laughed silently. Alice will be Alice.
So I texted her back
Adeliece,
The girls and I already have dresses, and more! We have been to so many galas, debutantes, and many other balls, we have 'needed' new dresses. Well, we really have needed them. I mean, I would definitely not wear today what I wore to my first debutante in 915.
But, anyway, we have many that would suffice and you and your sisters (and niece) would be more than welcome to use them.
Much Love,
Juliette Lanay.
I sighed, closed my phone, and looked at the clock - there was still another fifteen minutes to go.
Then I got another text – again from Alice.
Juliette Lanay,
That would be great!!!! Thank you sooooo much!!!!!! How about we meet each other after school? My Porche can fit all Me, Lilly, Arabella, and Vanessa in it. And we'll 'follow' you home.
Thanks Bunches,
Adeliece
A.K.A: another one of your BFFWLSAAVWAAAMHSM
I texted her back:
Adeliece,
Don't mention it. Just meet me, Nicolette Oriana, and Guinevere Shay in the parking lot by Logan Padric's Jeep.
Much Love,
Juliette Lanay
I looked at the clock again – just another two minutes.
One minute.
School's out – for the day.
A/N: I hope you like it – it's really long!!!! And the actual revenge takes place within the next two chappies
LOL (Lot's Of Love),
Lissie,
P.S. Review, please! I think I have an idea for revenge, but I need help!!!
