"It's the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy! With special guests Kratos, Samus, and Donkey Kong! And now...Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee's DRIPPY!"
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played a cover of Drippy's theme song as Mr. Drippy walked on stage, waving "Hi" to the audience. Mr. Drippy blew kisses to the audience before settling down in his seat.
"Boy we're gonna have a wild show tonight! Kratos is gonna be here!" Drippy started.
The audience clapped and cheered wildly.
"Yeah, I knew you'd be excited about that! Samus is gonna be here too. And guess what? Donkey Kong is gonna be here too!" Drippy finished.
"Let's get ouer first guest for the night out here. My first guest is the star of the legendary God of War series, and he's here to tell us a little bit about himself. Please give a proper tidy welcome to...KRATOS!"
The audience wildly clapped and cheered for Kratos as the Hero of mortals walked on stage. Kratos shook hands with Mr. Drippy before sitting down in the guest's seat.
"Hello, Kratos!" Drippy said.
"Hello, Drippy." Kratos said.
"Are you feelin' fine, Kratos?" Drippy asked.
"Fine enough. And you?" Kratos replied.
"Can't complain." Drippy answered.
"So...How long 'ave ye been fighting to the death?" Drippy asked.
"Oh, about 12 years." Kratos answered.
"Fascinating. So tell me about yourself personally." Mr. Drippy said.
"Well, I was born in a log cabin in the woods. When I was five, I wanted a pony. Never did get the pony...Anyway, I hate Asparagus, I like to sleep in the buff, and I have a secret soft spot for Owls." Kratos answered.
"Wow! That's amazing!" Mr. Drippy gasped.
"I guess it is..." Kratos murmured.
"Would you mind doing a little something for us?" Drippy asked.
"What's that?" Kratos asked.
The wall was lifted up as several stagehands pushed a cannon on the stage. Drippy then handed Kratos a motorcyclist helmet.
"I was wondering if we could shoot ye out of this cannon, ent it." Drippy said.
"Hmmmmm...Alright, Mr. Drippy!" Kratos replied.
"Proper tidy! Hop to it, mun!" Drippy cheered.
Kratos put on the helmet and hopped into the mouth of the cannon. Once Kratos was in position, a stagehand lit the fuse and ran away for cover. Drippy took cover from behind his desk. Slowly the end of the fuse crawled towards the cannon, but when the fuse lit the cannon, nothing happened. After a few seconds, still nothing.
"What the? Kratos, get out o' there, will ye? I wanna take a peek..." Drippy said.
Kratos reluctantly got out of the cannon to let Drippy get inside. Drippy climbed into the mouth of the cannon, then crawled deeper in to take a peek. "I dun see any problem he-"
KA-BANG!
Kratos jumped back with a start as Drippy was fired out of the cannon and into the sky.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The cameraman then cut away to a "Please Stand By..." screen. The screen depicted Mr. Drippy being arrested by a traffic cop for driving over the speed limit. When the camera finally cut back to the show, Drippy was covered in soot.
"Well, eh...Sorry that didn't go like we told ye it would." Drippy said to Kratos.
"It's alright, in fact, I kind of expected it..." Kratos answered.
"Well, I appreciate youer honesty. And I appreciate you comin' on the show, mun." Drippy said.
"Thanks for having me, Drippy." Kratos replied.
"That was Kratos, everybody! We have more to come! Stick around!" Drippy yelled.
Kratos and Drippy shook hands one last time before Kratos walked off-camera.
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"Welcome back to the show, everybody! My next guest for tonight is the starlet of the legendary Metroid series. Please welcome Samus Aran! Oh, Samus!" Drippy declared.
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played a cover of Brinstar Depths as Zero Suit Samus walked on stage. Samus waved to the crowd, then shook hands with Mr. Drippy before sitting down in the guests chair.
"Ta, Samus! How are ye tonight?" Drippy greeted.
"I'm fine, Drippy. Thank you." Samus replied.
"So, when did youer bounty hunting career begin?" Drippy asked.
"My career began with Metroid on the NES in 1986. Thanks for asking." Samus replied.
"What's youer favorite Metroid series game you ever starred in?" Drippy asked.
"Probably Metroid Prime. It was the first game to really show off my flair!" Samus replied, striking a stylish pose.
The audience clapped.
"Ah, so what was it like working with all the Super Smash Brothers Newcomers? How did you get along with them?" Drippy asked.
"Megaman was a real ball of energy. He showed me how to use his Mega Buster, and I showed him how to use my Varia Suit. Shulk is quiet, but very sweet when he opens up to you. We had nice talks about scientific breakthroughs, and Villager, well, Villager doesn't talk, so it was impossible for me to connect with him." Samus answered.
"I see. And youer...Alternate Costume has ruffled some feathers, so to speak." Drippy said.
"Yeah, well, I can see why some people have a problem with it. It IS somewhat objectifying, but it does allow me to be flexible. I'm personally alright with it as long as I get to see Captain Falcon in a speedo!"
The ladies in the audience proceeded to hoot and holler.
"I see." Drippy said.
"I also brought a Metroid along. Wanna see?"
Samus then opened up a canister containing a live Metroid. The Metroid faced Drippy for a second, then nuzzled affectionately against the Fairy Talk Show Host.
"He likes you!" Samus declared excitedly.
"Aaaaaaawwww! You'er a friendly little blighter, ent ye?" Drippy said.
"It's kinda cute...For something that looks like a Moldy Broccoli!" Jazzy teased.
The Metroid turned to Jazzy, screeched, and then went after the band vocalist. Jazzy ran like his life literally depended on it. Samus facepalmed.
"NO! NO! DOWN BOY! DOWN! HEEL! MAKE IT STOP!" Jazzy screamed, running back and forth on the stage.
"Have it your way...Jubjub! Jubjub! Back in the canister!"
Jubjub made a noise that sounded like a human's exasperated grunt and begrudgingly flew back inside his containment canister. Samus promptly sealed it shut.
"Now what have we learned from this?" Samus teased.
"I could have been killed, mun! Can't ye control youer pets!?..." Jazzy said with a huff.
"Sorry about that Samus, Jazzy can be a handful. I think Jazzy might have a condition, "Clorette's" ent it?" Drippy said.
"It's nothing. Jubjub's still only a child, so he's still got some learning to do. Thanks for having me, Drippy." Samus said.
"Thanks for coming on the show. That's Samus Aran, everybody! When we come back, Donkey Kong will be with us! Stick around!" Mr. Drippy declared.
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After the commercial break, Mr. Drippy was holding a copy of 'Donkey Kong Country Returns: Tropical Freeze' at his desk.
"My last guest for tonight is a tried-and-true veteran of the series, and he's here to talk about his legendary career...Please welcome the One! The Only! DONKEY KONG!"
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played a cover of 'Jungle Japes'. The audience cheered and clapped wildly as Donkey Kong came out on stage waving to the crowd. Donkey Kong shook hands rather roughly with Mr. Drippy before sitting down in the guest's seat.
"Good evening, Mr. Kong!" Drippy greeted.
"Good evening, Drippy!" Donkey Kong greeted back.
"So, how long have ye been brandishing the fabled D.K Necktie?" Drippy said.
"My career as a Video Game Star began in 1981 with the 'Donkey Kong' Arcade Console!"
"WHOA! 1981! You've been in business for a while!" Mr. Drippy in amazement.
"So, I take it your relationship with Mario had a rocky start?" Drippy asked.
"Yeah. Mario didn't believe in me because he felt as an Animal, I didn't belong in the video game world and thought I would fail miserably. But I proved him wrong, and since earned his respect and admiration. After that, we patched things up and went from being bitter rivals to good friends!" Donkey Kong.
"Well, I'D say you've earned youer stripes, ent it?" Drippy praised.
The audience clapped and cheered in agreement.
"So, tell me about this Tropical Freeze game?" Drippy said.
"Well, the meat of the game is that vikings invade DK Island, and create an artificial blizzard freezing over the entire island, and me, Diddy, and Dixie Kong have to drive them out. This is the first game where Dixie Kong will make a 3-D appearance. Not counting Mario Kart, of course." Donkey Kong explained.
"Ah, thanks for telling us! Bout time Dixie got a piece of the action, ent it?" Drippy said.
"True dat." Donkey Kong replied.
"What was it like working with Megaman and Pac-Man in the new Super Smash Brothers game?" Drippy asked.
"Megaman seemed okay, he strikes me off as a 'Lone-Wolf Hero' kind of guy. Pac-Man has a huge appetite, though. He literally ate everything in the break room. But we connected after I learned we share the same love of Bananas." Donkey Kong answered.
"So, here's my last question for you. What is youer favorite game you ever starred in?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"I'm going to have to say Donkey Kong 64." Donkey Kong answered.
"I see. Well, thanks for coming on the show, Donkey Kong!" Mr. Drippy said.
"Thanks for having me, Mr. Drippy!" Donkey Kong said.
"That's it for tonight, everybody! Come back tomorrow!" Drippy said.
End of Episode.
