For the fake title prompt ask meme on tumblr. Anon sent 'Please don't take off my mask', for akeshu/shuake.

Disclaimer: Don't own P5.

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"Do you have to be so dramatic?" Goro hisses lowly in Akira's ear as he dips him low to the ground, face hidden from the audience's view.

He doesn't need to look at him to feel the shit-eating grin that is doubtlessly spreading across Akira's face.

"Do you even have to ask?" Akira purrs, the sound sending shivers down Goro's spine, "We're at a masquerade. I'm offended that you'd even assume I won't be extra dramatic just for the occasion."

Goro sighs, "I can't take you with me anywhere."

"Aw," Akira coos as Goro pulls him up from the dip and twirls him around, allowing the hem of his dress to flare out, enough to be an alluring sight, but not enough to expose the entirety of his legs- and the folding knife strapped to his inner thigh, "I love you too, honey."

As Goro pulls him close to continue the dance, Akira sneakily presses a kiss to his neck, and Goro's hold tightens on him, "Not now, we have work to do."

"Killjoy…"

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Currently undetermined AU but just know that Shido is holding a masquerade and Akechi and Akira are here to just muck about it in his business and make everyone's night terrible.