Elita-One:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

Congratulations! You are now the{hopefully female} owner of a aft-kicking, gun-wielding, Elita-One!

Technical Specifications:

Name: Elita-One

Orientation: None

Alignment: Autobot

Manufacturer: Bots R' Us, Autobot City, Earth

Coloring: Pink and White

Height: 44 Ft

Weight: 3.8 Tons

Installation:

Your Elita-One unit will arrive within 2 weeks of ordering. Your delivering human has been instructed on how to turn it on for you.

Accessories:

Your Elita-One comes with

A handy communicator

A list of all femme Autobots

A bag of reports from Chromia, Moonracer, and Arcee

A to-do list

A rule book

A picture of her and Optimus Prime

Compatibility:

Prowl:Your Elita-One unit will maintain a love-hate relationship with this unit due to the fact that he's the reason that her Optimus Prime unit can't make their "Energon-and-Snacks" date.

Chromia: Chromia units are best friends with Elita-Ones. They will lend a hand to help, a shoulder to cry on, and a gun to shoot with.

Megatron: Your Elita-One unit will be mega-annoyed with this unit. He's the reason that her Optimus Prime unit is having to do so many reports. Beware the power of an angry femme.

Moonracer: Your Elita-One respects this unit, due to her being the medic responsible for her team. However, the relationship between to two is much better than an Optimus Prime unit and a Ratchet unit due to Elita-One units being programmed to show up for appointments.

Function Settings:

Leader: Elita-One units are good commanders. However, they do get carried away with the fact that their team got left behind on Cybertron.

Soldier: Elita-One units are great shooters but their real talent comes in sabotage and espionage.

Feminist:Elita-One units are very strong believers that femmes are just as good as mechs. Just don't introduce her to a Sunstreaker unit.

Autobot: Elita-One units are great examples of the Autobot way of life. Honest, Caring, Nice Paint Job, the works.

Needs:

Your Elita-One requires 5 cubes of Energon a day. She needs around 7 hours of recharge. If your Elita-One unit seem not to be recharging, contact your local Optimus Prime unit immediately.

Troubleshooting:

Q:My Elita-One unit seems not to care about her team!

A: Simple. Mention that a Shockwave unit is hacking the base and she'll leap into action!

Q: My Elita-One unit seems to be more moody than usual. What's wrong?

A: Okay, this is easy. Just tell any Chromia unit that your Elita-One has been neglected by her Optimus Prime unit and you should be good. I think.

Q: My Elita-One unit keeps hitting on my sister's Ultra Magnus!

A: If it's really that bad, i.e. she's already seeing someone else, tell her other that she's lonely. And annoyed. Don't forget the annoyed.