Congratulations! You are now the{hopefully female} owner of a aft-kicking, gun-wielding, Elita-One!
Technical Specifications:
Name: Elita-One
Orientation: None
Alignment: Autobot
Manufacturer: Bots R' Us, Autobot City, Earth
Coloring: Pink and White
Height: 44 Ft
Weight: 3.8 Tons
Installation:
Your Elita-One unit will arrive within 2 weeks of ordering. Your delivering human has been instructed on how to turn it on for you.
Accessories:
Your Elita-One comes with
A handy communicator
A list of all femme Autobots
A bag of reports from Chromia, Moonracer, and Arcee
A to-do list
A rule book
A picture of her and Optimus Prime
Compatibility:
Prowl:Your Elita-One unit will maintain a love-hate relationship with this unit due to the fact that he's the reason that her Optimus Prime unit can't make their "Energon-and-Snacks" date.
Chromia: Chromia units are best friends with Elita-Ones. They will lend a hand to help, a shoulder to cry on, and a gun to shoot with.
Megatron: Your Elita-One unit will be mega-annoyed with this unit. He's the reason that her Optimus Prime unit is having to do so many reports. Beware the power of an angry femme.
Moonracer: Your Elita-One respects this unit, due to her being the medic responsible for her team. However, the relationship between to two is much better than an Optimus Prime unit and a Ratchet unit due to Elita-One units being programmed to show up for appointments.
Function Settings:
Leader: Elita-One units are good commanders. However, they do get carried away with the fact that their team got left behind on Cybertron.
Soldier: Elita-One units are great shooters but their real talent comes in sabotage and espionage.
Feminist:Elita-One units are very strong believers that femmes are just as good as mechs. Just don't introduce her to a Sunstreaker unit.
Autobot: Elita-One units are great examples of the Autobot way of life. Honest, Caring, Nice Paint Job, the works.
Needs:
Your Elita-One requires 5 cubes of Energon a day. She needs around 7 hours of recharge. If your Elita-One unit seem not to be recharging, contact your local Optimus Prime unit immediately.
Troubleshooting:
Q:My Elita-One unit seems not to care about her team!
A: Simple. Mention that a Shockwave unit is hacking the base and she'll leap into action!
Q: My Elita-One unit seems to be more moody than usual. What's wrong?
A: Okay, this is easy. Just tell any Chromia unit that your Elita-One has been neglected by her Optimus Prime unit and you should be good. I think.
Q: My Elita-One unit keeps hitting on my sister's Ultra Magnus!
A: If it's really that bad, i.e. she's already seeing someone else, tell her other that she's lonely. And annoyed. Don't forget the annoyed.
