Before you read, I would like to say this to heed you as a warning: I am Black. (laughs) What I mean is, there is a part of the chapter where I will use what we Americans call 'gansta slang'. May my warning heed you!
Oh yeah. I got my drugs mixed up. (laughs again) Not that drug mix up. I mean, when you go the doctor, if you're in pain they give you morphine, BUT when you go to the dentist the give you NOVACANE. So, it's DEMONIC NOVACANE! The facts of the world; they are fascinating.
Me: (shaking and twitching vigorously from extreme caffeine increase)
Sesshy: (pokes Hazel's arm out of super boredom)
Kag: (practicing Yoga)
Inu: (examining eye lids)
Me: (snaps out of it) You guys, I just had my 214th baby!
Everyone else: (stares in horror)
Kag: H-how-Is that possible?
Inu: Holy shit, you must have like, started when you were still in your mom!
Me: (twitches)
Sesshy: You bitch, how could you! I thought I was your only one!
Me: OH! You take that back, we haven't even done anything yet! And I was talking about my reviews ya jackass! I have 214 reviews!
Sesshy: Oh. Umm, sorry.
Me: Yeah sure.
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We Met in Home Ec
Chapter 9: InuYasha's Worst Mistake Part I
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POV of… Well, I just can't tell you. You'll have to find out.
How? How did it get this way? Why did this happen? Why did it happen to me? What the fuck have I done?
Wednesday Afternoon, the Higurashi Mansion
Kagome, Sango, Miroku, InuYasha, Sesshoumaru, and Essence sat around in the ETC room, playing Monopoly (A/N: Don't own.). You would think that six young adults would find something better to do than playing a board game. Hmm.
"Marvin Gardens." Kagome said. "I'll take it!" InuYasha said quickly.
"InuYasha, you can't keep buying everything; you'll run out of money if you keep it up." Sesshoumaru said calmly, picking up the dice, after Sango handed the property to him. You could see a gap in his mouth were the Rotten Fang of Hell once hung.
"Shut up, Fangless." InuYasha sneered under his breath. Sesshoumaru stood up and lunged at him, careful not to destroy the game. In the back of Kagome, you could see a fight cloud with InuYasha and Sesshoumaru throwing hits. "So immature." Kagome snorted.
"Sesshoumaru, either come back to the game or I'll make Totosai pull out another tooth, WITHOUT giving you demonic novacane." Essence threatened, "That goes the same for you InuYasha!" They sat in an instant.
"I've never seen such immature dog demons in my life." Miroku said in disappointment.
"He started it!" they both said, pointing at each other. The others sighed exasperatedly.
"Essence, it's your turn." Sango pointed out. Essence took the dice and blew them twice, and rolled, saying, "Come on 9."
"This isn't blackjack, sweetheart," said an irritated InuYasha. "You mean this isn't craps, and I really don't care what you have to say," she replied calmly before the dice stopped. Sesshoumaru oohed.
The dice read 9. He oohed again. She happily skipped through the board and landed on Boardwalk. "Yeah!" she exclaimed, "In your face, baby! Wooh who! Now I can buy houses!"
"I hate you and your boyfriend," he whined. Sesshoumaru chucked a hotel piece at his head, and laughed as it bounced off. "You have a bouncy head." It was InuYasha's turn to jump on his brother, but failed to do the procedures when Kagome gave him a dirty look.
Miroku rolled the dice. It read 4. "Goddamnit!" he yelped, landing on her property with 4 houses and a hotel.
"Pay the lady." She ordered.
"I don't have enough."
"Then you're out, unless you have enough property to pay me off with."
"I know a way I can pay you off," he said, walking his fingers over to her thighs, but stopped when Sesshoumaru held up his hand, you know, the one that can extract poison from the palms, and gave him an If-you-touch-her-you'll-become-sterile-in-an-instant glare. He received a hit on the head from her and Sango, and returned to the game with a sheepish smile. He checked his property. "Okay I have Baltic, St. Charles Place, Vermont Ave., Pennsylvania Ave., and 500 dollars."
She quickly calculated the problem in her head. "Okay, you owe me…560 dollars. Sorry, you're out."
"Oh, come on! I can be your slave for a week. Wash your dishes, clean your laundry, make up your bed, then lay on it naked until you come back…" he stopped when he saw a faint green fume emit from Sesshoumaru's hand and his murderously psychotic face. Sango ignored her boyfriend's foolish antics.
He glanced at Sango. "Oh come on baby, you know you're the only one I love." "Yeah, yeah, I know."
"Kagome, it's your turn." InuYasha said, handing her the dice. She rolled an 8. "Hah! You landed on Marvin Gardens! Cough it up!" he smirked.
She handed him 26 dollars. "Hey!" he said in protest. "You don't have house yet, you idiot." Sesshoumaru sighed.
Sango rolled a 5. "Phew." she sighed, just dodging Essence's many owned properties.
Sesshoumaru wasn't so lucky. Essence was still getting paid after his money went out. "How do you do it?" Kagome asked.
"My dad and I use to play this game three times a day everyday. After I turned 10, I would beat him every time." She snickered.
"Well, I'm sick of you winning." InuYasha sneered. She poked out her tongue, but he didn't notice. "I know! Let's go and blow something up. Pyromaniacs away!" suggested Kagome.
"No! After that cat exploding before my eyes, I'm keeping matches away from you." Sango yelled, thinking about her cat's life span if messed with Kagome.
"Well, let's go to my house, where my- I mean, our wildest fantasies will come true," Miroku sighed dreamily. The girls, except for Sango, scooted more toward their boyfriends. "I was only kidding…kinda."
"If you lowly humans and half-demon don't have anything else to do, we're out," Sesshoumaru sighed, standing up to stretch his numb legs. (A/N: Doesn't it remind you of the old mean Sesshoumaru? Hah, good times, good times.) Essence followed him, waving goodbye to the others as she exited the room.
"Wait," exclaimed Miroku. Both turned around to see what he wanted. "You guys will be at the party right?"
"Wouldn't miss it for the world," Sesshoumaru said sarcastically, and walked out with Essence.
"Let's go to the movies," InuYasha suggested, "They're showing a parody of Kill Bill. It's called Destroy Troy." "That's funny," Kagome laughed, "Kill (laugh) Bill, Destroy (laugh) Troy. You get it? (laugh cough) Huh?" Sango looked at her friends, shaking her head.
"Let's go."
Thursday Morning, InuYasha and Sesshoumaru's Hizzouse, Homie
You would think it would be weird for InuYasha to be up without the sound of an alarm clock, or the ripping of boxers and plunging head first into the front lawn caused by a certain older brother, but today was that certain day where InuYasha would wake up at 7:15am on the dot, get up and get dressed, knowing that he had a trait to be proud of.
InuYasha walked downstairs into the living room dressed in baggy jeans passed his waist, a long black tee over an even longer white tee, a backwards black baseball cap with a wave cap under it and all Black Nike's. He propped a silver chain on his neck with a shiny silver fang on its end. His clawed fingers were covered with silver rings and his wrists had silver bracelets on each.
Let's just face it. InuYasha looked like a PTDBG, a Poser Trying Desperately to Be Gangster.
Sesshoumaru eyed this new apparel he sported unsurprised and returned to his paper thinking on the terms of, 'Here we go again' and 'Shit, I should've checked the calendar.'
InuYasha said in the most indescribable voice, "Yo! What up, brotha from anotha motha!"
He only grunted and returned to his paper, trying hard to forget that today is that day, and enjoy his day off from doing anything. InuYasha plopped himself on the couch, and turned to MTV, where a rap video was now showing.
At first, Inu started to do this weird, funny beat box, to which Sesshoumaru heaved his breath cantankerously, trying to, once again, enjoy his morning. It was when InuYasha started to actually go with the rhythm that Sesshoumaru got a little worried of his younger brother and looked up from his paper, but returned swiftly when he caught him doing weird hand gestures that us American Black society (or just me) call ganster signs.
The first video, filled with numerous barely clothed women and men with large shiny black and white cars and spinning hubcaps trying to pick them up and fuck until the break of dawn where they'll kick them out without giving them fare for a taxi, faded out, he sighed happily.
But his happy sigh was cut short from its victory when another video with barely dressed women and nonstop partying in a hotel came on. "Ooo, this ma song!" InuYasha exclaimed, holding his hand over his mouth in a shocked and excited expression, which actually startled Sesshoumaru.
He recollected himself, and returned to the paper. He tried so hard to concentrate on his Midterm, he started to rip hole into the paper. "Shit," he mumbled, and tried to fix this issue, but nothing prevailed.
When InuYasha started to rap with 50 cent, the rapper on the screen, Sesshoumaru slammed his paper on the coffee table. "Can you take that shit somewhere else!"
To this, InuYasha replied, "Don't be dissin' me."
"I was in here first, Ganster Wannabe," he seethed angrily, resisting his full being not to shred his brother to bits. InuYasha stood up. "I ain't no Wannabe, homie. You jus playa hatin' on the reals."
To this, Sesshoumaru yelled, "What in the bloody fuck does that mean! Every year since 1999 we've gone through this shit, Dickweed! Stop trying to act what they so call, 'Black'. It's driving me fuckin' insane!"
InuYasha retaliated and stood up. "Hey, I ain't actin'. I am Black! My moms was Black, yo!" Sesshoumaru grabbed his paper angrily, nearing tearing it and started for the stairs saying, "You mom was 1/8 African-American you damn nutwipe! Fucking scrotum sucker! Getting on my fucking nerves all the fucking time, stupid ass donkey-raping shit eater…"
InuYasha heard the door of his room slam shut, and blinked. "D-don't be hatin'." He said, but he knew that he couldn't hear him. "Doesn't that make me 1/16 Black?" he asked himself aloud.
"Hell yeah! They say, if you got a drop of Black, you is ALL black! Thas right!" His once shattered spirit super glued itself back together and he was once again a PDTBG.
Upstairs, Sesshoumaru nearly broke down in tears when he heard the blasting of Rap music and Inu's voice over it all. 'I'm going to my second home,' he thought, grabbing his bag, 'my girlfriend's house.' He packed his papers up and grabbed his keys and hopped out of his window, walking to his car.
Kagome's car pulled up as he descended the drive way. He rolled down his window, and barked, "Kay!" Kagome hopped out of the car when she heard this glacier request, soon followed by Sango and Miroku, who also had the same faces as Sesshoumaru's when they noticed what day it is and the extremely loud music coming from the small house.
"Hey, Fluffy," she greeted happily, "What's with the music?"
"Go punch some goddamn sense into your 'ganster' boyfriend before I do," he growled, and pulled out, driving off, shouting loud French words.
She raised an eyebrow and turned to the couple with the grave looks on their faces. "Did I miss something?" she asked. Miroku started to open his mouth, but Sango closed her palm over it. "It's okay, sweetheart, I'll tell her," she sighed, turning to Kagome.
"Tell me what?" Sango walked over to her, head pointed to the ground, shaking slightly. "Kagome, Kagome, Kagome, you poor creature," she began, "You see, Inu-"
"Hey, hey, hey! Wasizzup, homies!" InuYasha yelled from the front door.
The three of them looked over at him, but only one of them was gaping. Kagome eyes were larger than an anime character's and she had this blankness in her eyes that made up in the facial expression. 'What is he wearing?' was the question- no, no- 'What the fuck in all of bloody fucking hell is he wearing?' was more like it.
InuYasha sort of wobbled over to them since his jeans were too low to run in. Kagome's face went back to normal so she wouldn't worry him, but that question was still screaming in her mentality. Sango sniffed, and Miroku cracked a smile. InuYasha greeted him first with a specialized hand shake. "Wazzup wit you, homie?" he said, giving him a short bear hug, adding a smarting slap on the back. "Ah," Miroku hissed, but recovered, "Nothin' much, man."
InuYasha turned to Sango. "Was sup gurr?" She cocked her head to the side for a moment pretending to think, then replied, "I'm alright?"
"You aiight?" he asked. "Alright, you mean? Yes, I am." She corrected. "It's aiight, but whateva," he shrugged.
Last, he turned to Kagome, "Oh, gurr you is as fine as me. Will you accompany me to ma bedroom where we will do some fun and educational 'activities', sweet thang?"
Kagome turned her face towards Sango 'What the hell is wrong with my boyfriend?', but couldn't get the words out, for she was in deep laughter, holding her aching stomach and Miroku's shoulder for support. "Are you on crack, Inu?" she managed to ask.
"Naw, shawty, I don't sniff that white stuff." This comment caused her to laugh more, and this time she fell on the ground.
Inu watched her rolled on the grass a little and said to Miroku, "Is my lady drunk? 'Cuz she laughin' like she is."
"Word," Miroku replied, and Sango punched his arm. "Don't encourage him," she whispered.
After tears of mirth escaped her tear ducts, Kagome stood up, giggling or chuckling here or there. Sango pulled her away from the conversation between the men, out of Inu-gansta's ear shot.
"Okay," she sighed, "InuYasha found out six years ago today that he was part Black or African American, and every year this day he'll act what we call 'acting Black'. That, and he's an idiot. You know, he actually got in touch with his distant cousins from America."
Kagome blinked.
"I always go out with the weird ones." Kagome muttered, but Sango caught this anyway. "I thought you said you only had one boyfriend before InuYasha."
"I don't count the ones in first grade that are short with glasses and super skinny with snot running down there noses holding a pop-sickle that's half way melted."
"Oh." Sango wrinkled her nose in disgust.
"Yo, we gottta go to da place wherr you learn at." InuYasha shouted to them. He ran inside, turned off the T.V., locked the door after grabbing his backpack, and jumped into the vehicle.
4th Period
As every period he's been to, all of 4th stared at his outfit: some with awe, most with WTF? He guided his girl to her seat, passing by Naraku saying, "Yo, if you don't put ya eyeballs back in da sockets, I'll busta cap in yo ass for staring at ma gurr. Word?"
"What did you just say?" Naraku asked in absolute confusion.
"Damn, they always gotta take a Black man's gurr."
Friday Morning, InuYasha's and Sesshoumaru's Lovely Abode…
Sesshoumaru turned off his alarm clock and yawned. He stood up, scratching his back to his bathroom. After a cold shower to wake him up, he checked the calendar that hung on his back door. In bold letters bore the legend:
March 30th
InuYasha's Birthday and Birthday Party at Miroku's
"Oh, well, let me go wake up the birthday boy," he snickered quietly, tip-toeing to his room. He opened the door slightly, but what he found was disappointing. Kagome, Sango and Miroku were sitting around the birthday boy's bed, glaring at him and mouthing, 'Don't you dare.' He cursed silently and closed the door.
"Fine then, I'll eat his Pop Tart's." he decided aloud. He walked downstairs and pushed the door towards the kitchen. And, again, he was soon disappointed. Kagome was standing there, shaking her head... and slightly panting. "How did- Oh forget it." He grabbed his Eggo's out of the freezer, grumbling something about dumb-ass teenagers that interrupted his plans. He ate the whole box of Eggo's (toasting them before eating them of course) chugged down a half gallon of milk and walked out of the house with his keys.
As Kagome was about to walk back upstairs, he came back and said, "My present's in the living room,", and left again, this time driving off.
When Kagome reached the room, she slowly rolled the cover off of her boyfriend. Then she climbed on him, straddling him. She leaned down towards his ear and whispered, tickling him with her hot breath, "Birthday boy, I'm so horny right now. Wake up and sex me this instant!"
His eye immediately opened and he switched their positions. "Whatever you say," he said sleepily. She laughed lightly and gave him a chaste kiss. "InuYasha get off. We have to go to school, even if it is your birthday."
He frowned. "But what about sex?"
"Oh my Kami, you're starting to sound like Miroku; not right now, especially if we're going to scar Sango and Miroku for the rest of their lives by having sex right in front of them," She said sternly, but added a seductive, "Maybe later at the party I'll give you a treat."
InuYasha got up, scratching his back to his bathroom muttering something about evil, mean girlfriends who trick you about having sex, then don't want it later on, and hopped in the shower. "Hurry up, or you'll never unwrap your gifts!" she yelled outside the door.
"Kagome, you are so mean," Miroku notified, "If Sango did something like that to me, and I'd never be able to live." "Which is exactly why I do it to you everyday, lecher." She said, smacking him upside the head.
"Ouchies. What was that for?"
"For looking at my boobs instead of my face when I'm talking to you."
"But they're so nice to look at, my dear."
BANG
"Ouchies!"
InuYasha slammed the door open, standing there stark naked. "I'm wearing my birthday suit today!" he exclaimed. Sango looked away with red tinted on her face. Miroku looked sick to his stomach and thought about something else, the nameless-girl-who-was-sitting-in-his-lap's chest. Kagome just stared again and said dreamily, "That's a very large suit…I mean, nice…No! I mean, Put on some clothes! Damn!" Her face was slashed in deep scarlet and her eyes never lost the display 'below'.
InuYasha's grin was so wide it nearly took up his face. "Okay, I'll just change." He said. Kagome went into a daze again. "You don't have to…I mean, yes you do! Put on some clothes!" she said slowly, and then saw a red perfection in a nearby mirror. "OMG, you got me blushing! Goddamn you to hell!"
InuYasha laughed and walked back in the bathroom, missing her face of disappointment when he covered up.
Sango got him a t-shirt that said, "It's my Birthday. Love me dammit!", and a new wallet, because his other one mysteriously disappeared and appeared at the pool across the street.
"Thanks, Sango."
Miroku got him a signed guitar from a famous, but late, American rock star, one of Jimi Hendrix's guitars to be exact. "Holy shit, Miroku! I love you!" InuYasha exclaimed, jumping on his lap. Jimi Hendrix is InuYasha's number one most favorite deceased guitarist in all of forever.
"Ah! Get off! No! No kissing! Help! HELP!"
School, Another Word for Sleep All Day Place
"Happy Birthday, Godfather!" said a Goth demon passing by. "Happy Birthday, InuYasha!" exclaimed a loner sitting by a nearby tree. "Happy Birthday (hiccup), Dickweed," slurred a stoned stoner who lost herself in the contents of sake.
"Thank you," he responded to all of them.
InuYasha received loads of presents from the Freaks and teachers, even some Normals who converted to Freaks gave him presents. Yep, this was one of the best days of his now eighteen years of life.
All except the presents acknowledged from Kikyo and Naraku, of course. Naraku had planted a homemade bomb in a small cake. InuYasha could hear the ticking inside in the cake, so before he was splattered with baked flour, sugar, and milk, he threw it at Naraku and it exploded on him.
"That's what ya get, you pygmy bastard that doesn't know how to comb his own hair," InuYasha yelled at the disgruntled teen.
Kikyou's present was some how slipped into the other ones and he was temporarily blinded when the present revealed itself to be a picture of her, naked, holding a picture of him and kissing it.
Kagome screamed in horror and quickly threw it on the ground. She then grabbed a bottle of sake a nearby stoner sneaked into school with and dumped half of it contents onto the picture she took a match out of her pocket, lit it, and set the picture aflame.
"Phew," she sighed happily, as Sango hurried to put out the flame. Remembering that she had a half bottle of sake in her hands, she drank. "No, Kagome," InuYasha yelled, but it was too late. She took a big gulp. In an instant, she was as drunk as a man at happy hour.
He sat the swaggering girl down. "You okay?" he asked her. "Yeah," she slurred, "You know, man, I've known you for so long now. H-h-how many years has it been?"
"Not even one."
"Oh, well, like couple months. But you're just great. I love you, man. Just, just give me a high five, man. I love you, you deserve a high five." He hesitantly high-fived her. "You're just wonderful, just great."
Kikyo's Mansion
Naraku fell limp aside Kikyo, panting madly. "That'll show you who is the man," he panted. "Did you like that?"
She shook her head because the activity they just finished left her speechless. "Do you want more?" he asked, sitting up.
She nodded. Naraku got on the bench, getting ready to please her again.
He lifted the 200 pound weight with ease. "Oh my God, you weren't lying," she breathed, "You can bench 200."
(A/N: WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WERE DOING! SICKOS! AS IF I WOULD PUT A NAR/KIK LEMON IN MY STORY, ESPECIALLY BEFORE I HAD AN INU/KAG LEMON! Yuck to the tenth power!)
"So," he grunted, "Can you tell me why you wanted me here besides to prove to you that I can bench press 200 pound weights?"
"Oh, yeah," she remembered, "The getting InuYasha drunk plan is not going to work out well."
Naraku put the weight back on the holster and stood up, walking over to her. "And can you explain to me why I'm not going to get my Kagome or my rival's humiliation?"
"Oh, calm down, I have an explanation." Naraku sat, awaiting the justification.
"My Inu-chan is a dog demon." "Can you tell me some thing I don't know?" "LET ME EXPLAIN," she roared.
Kikyo cleared her throat and started again, "InuYasha is a dog half-demon. And when I made this plan up, I didn't realized that he'll have a tolerance to drinks better than a regular human, such as myself. So, I had a friend of mine make this serum."
She took a small vial, filled with a neon green liquid, out of a safe in her room. "This," she began, handing him the vial, "is a concentrated demonic solution. It's tasteless, smell less, and undetectable when checked for drugs. A simple drop of this can knock out a full fledged 6 year old demon. A simple drop of this can kill a human. InuYasha's thrice the age of a six year old, and three drops can put my pookie-bear in a coma, so two will be enough.
And, not only does it have the effects of a couple of drinks, it also forces them to do what their loved one would hate the most. They have no control whatsoever."
"What about your scent; don't you think he'll notice?" "The drug impairs the sense of smell since it is a demon's best sense and weapon. And everyone's scents will clash together and it'll be difficult to tell a scent apart. Only the most powerful of demons could determine everyone's smell."
"Who made this?" he asked in complete wonder. "Doesn't matter anymore; he's dead. Well, what the hell. His name was Ryuukotsusei. Come to think of it, he was one of Takahashi Inutaisho's rivals."
"Hold it. Hold it. Did you say Takahashi? As in InuYasha?" Naraku asked after handing a serum back.
"Why yes I did. The late Inutaisho, father of InuYasha, was hated by many underground lords. Most of them hated humans, wanted nothing but to enslave us. Inutaisho wanted everyone to live in peace. So, about 12 years ago, he was 'reassigned' to a higher state."
"Somebody assassinated InuYasha's old man?"
She nodded.
"Wait, how the hell do you know all this?"
"My step-father's a member of the HDH organization, he tells me everything. And, before Takahashi died, he made an agreement with one of the most powerful humans in the world. Together, they created a jewel so powerful, so pure, many have lusted for its power, but he died, and the Creator went into hiding. No one has found it yet."
"It is legend that the reincarnation of the Creator must sacrifice him or herself for a loved one, and ha or she would appear and bear the Jewel onto him or her."
"Is that why you want him?"
"I want power, and he knows where I can find it. Do you really believe I could love a bastard half-breed? He'll defile me."
Naraku glanced at her. Did she just say what I thought she said? Did she just technically state that she hates half-breeds? Do we taint people? Is this what she thinks of us? He was upset. Kikyou had been his friend for nearly five years (and fuck buddy for two), and she tells him that she hates half-breeds because they come from two different species?
"So," she said, interrupting his thoughts, "are we going to do this?" He was indecisive. Oh, how he wanted to humiliated that InuYasha, how he wanted Kagome in his arms, but in a way he knew they were the same.
Him and InuYasha, I mean. They were half-demons. Human mothers and demon fathers. Both shunned for being what they were. Big imaginary stamps were planted on their foreheads at birth that stated, 'Tainted blood.'
He then realized that he actually thought of InuYasha as his equal. "Naraku, InuYasha is nothing like you. You're rich, and everyone loves you."
"Do you love me?" he asked suddenly.
She was taken back. "T-That's beside the point. Are you going to join me or not?"
Kagome was in his arms, crying over InuYasha's betrayal.
"I want her."
"Good. Now let's get ready."
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Next Chapter: InuYasha's Worst Mistake Part II
Me: Nope.
Sesshy: Oh come on, I said sorry.
Me: You assumed that I am some kinda of atomic whore that can pop out 214 babies when I haven't even done it yet! I have every right to be mad.
Kag: Abstinence is cool!
Inu: No its not. We can't get it on with abstinence.
Kag: I'm encouraging her. You should too.
Inu: Fine. Go to a house party and have dirty wild sex with a guy 10 years older than you. Pop out a couple of kids, and you can get some welfare to get by for the rest of your life.
Me: (stares in horror)
Sesshy: (kicks InuYasha out) There, we don't have to deal with dipshit at the moment.
Inu: (bangs on door)
Kag: Here are the Reviewer Thank You's.
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Wind Archer: Yeah, I went all out with the flashbacks. I'm special, I know. Thanks!
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fluffgurl: And you're fucking awesome. Give me a high five.
Kagome M.K: Okay. Thanks.
Kagome1992: I'm loved! And I'm so sorry you can't find that deliciousness on a stick. That sucks ass. Thanks.
InuyashaHanyoujajuama: And you're so fuckin' awesome, please review soon!
SenceLess: Sex. Us teens just can't stop thinking about it. Let's just face it; we are a generation of Horny Bastards. And we're damn proud of it. Thanks.
anime-lover-forever2007: (hides under a bush) Damn, I'm really pissing you guys off. Holy shit, I don't think I'll live after this chapter and the next. T-t-thanks.
Kiwigrl89: Thank you. I'm glad you've enjoyed it this far.
Bubbles: This is about the only thing I can create without breaking it with my clumsy self. Thank you so much. I love you.
princesskitty6: Thank you. I appreciate you appreciating what I do.
KikyoMustDieNow: I think you and I will be good friends, fellow Kikyo-hater. And thank you.
Seishitsu: He couldn't cancel because he was booked with other paitents for the next week and over. I made it so Totosai is like, the only professional demon dentist in that area. It's funny how it works out. In the anime, he makes swords from Inutaisho's and InuYasha's fangs. I made it so he had an obsession with teeth. Thanks.
darkangelicdemon: Thank you. Wow, I have talent. That's a first.
Inu-Tachi Clan: DON'T GO! Read! It'll get better in the end!
Misery Haunts Doom: Hi, Gina. And you need to sort out your music you music-whore. Love ya!
WolfSisterKorrna: Its okay. I've been skipping my meds for three weeks now. (twitches) I feel just (twitches) dandy. PASS OUT THE COW CHIPS! Sorry.
A negative review person: It's okay, man. I don't mind. But I sure did make a lot of mistakes in the first four chapters. I'm going to fix them after I finish the story. Enjoy someone else's story if you didn't like mine. Thanks anyways.
InuKagluver91: Hi, you again! I love you!
oreo69not96: DUDE! Or dudette! If you don't like the story, just don't read it man! And you need to ask God that question. I have no idea why I'm still alive.
YoukoMana: What?
jp'sbabeegrl4evr: I'm your first (not that way). YES! I feel special now! You've made my day, oh yeah, I'm gonna sleep good tonight!
sexysk8rchick: Yes, I'm a very weird person. Whenever someone yells, "Hey, Weirdo." I turn to them. Just weird. Thanks.
The cat of Fire: And you shall beg no more! I shall update more often! And did you happen to get your name from my story?
xXkAgOmIL94Xx: Okay, drop the knife and step away from the dog.
Inu: Hey!
Me: I'm just trying to help you!
Sesshy: Now you can let my brother go. Ha ha!
Kag: Wow, you do care for him.
Sesshy: The longer I keep him alive, the higher his life insurance goes. Heh.
kawaii-inuyasha-riku: Thanks, buddy!
ObsessedChild: Bloody fucking hell REALLY! Awesome, I'm turning 16 this year. I have an evil twin too, but I'm a girl and he's a guy. His name's Bad HazelEyed Freak, and he likes to poke people. Sorry, got carried away.
KoyomiMizuhara04: My evil twin, Bad HazelEyed Freak likes toast, so that's not an option. Ha ha hah hahh! Thanks.
Jazz and Rina: Well, if I can stuff in other reviewers, why not you two too? I don't know if I can pair you with Kouga though. I'm so sorry.
oXoCrAzYMyHaNyOuXoX: I love the damn you! Thanks!
windgal: I love you. Update ASAP!
Toxic Kisses: Guess what! The…umm…W's B is gone! I have ideas! Thanks.
sarah: I'm sorry. HazelEyed Freak is not responsible for any cravings of cookies, soda, candy, or any sugary substance after reading chapter 7. Ha! You can't sue!
Me: I'm spoofed. Let's go burn things.
Sesshy: I'm in.
Kag: Fire!
Inu: (finally opens doors) There! I'm back.
Me: We're leaving.
Inu: (all alone) Ja ne. Hey you guys had better wait up!
