AN: I own pretty much nothing, cept Rik and family as well as Alex's family now. J4M3Z XO owns Blake DiBiase. CultOfPersonality owns Brenda McCall. LoopyLou1990 owns Leena Williams. And we're back to Rik and since I'm too british to write a baseball game, we have fast forwarded a bit.
"Rik!"
"What's up Rhodezy?" Rik said as Cody panted over to her, Chris and Alex. They were discussing what to do about Lyle's plan to run Rik, Alex, Chris and the rest of the rebellion right out of the school and if they were lucky the entire county.
"Kell-" Cody started, Rik's expression turned to one of disdain. Great, Kelly and her gang of whores were back to make their lives a misery. Oh hell, Alex was new meat which meant Kelly just had to try him out.
"Oh god, what does that walking, talking Barbie doll and her group of whores want now?" interrupted Rik, she didn't want Barbie Doll anywhere near her Alex. Well, he wasn't hers. But it was for his own good.
"Oh Rikayla!" from behind Rik as she was facing Chris and Alex. Rik was overcome with memories of middle school when she was friends with Kelly.
"Oh shit. Alex, don't say a word and if the blonde skank comes near you, push her far, far away. For the love of christ what do you want now you peroxide blonde herpes-carrying skank?" Rik asked sarcastically.
"Does this happen all the time?" whispered Alex. Cody nodded, fearfully, he hated to be on Rik's bad side and although he had done nothing wrong, Rik had often lashed out of him accidentally. Not that she meant it, but Cody was scared all the same.
"Only when Barbie's actually in school. She's just got back from maternity." Alex looked at Chris weirdly. "That's not the half of it. That's her 4th." Another weird look. "Yeah we know. She's the school skank."
"It's a long and complicated story and what makes it even worse is that when we were in middle school we were friends. " Rik murmured as Barbie and her little crew of skanks high heel skanked their way over to her and the boys. "What do you want skanks?"
"Your mother should wash your mouth out with soap for using such foul language." Eve remarked, dressed all up in red, she looked like the devil gave her a paint job and her makeup wasn't exactly pleasant either. Drenched in red, the paint clinging to the tips of her hair. Making her look like she had a shag with the devil and he rubbed off on her.
"Why should I, when every night, you've got a guy in your bed and you're screaming 'Fuck me. Fuck me harder!' Loud enough for the whole neighbourhood to hear." Rik remarked, smirking. "I mean, yeah sure, do what ya wanna do, but for fuck's sake, keep it to yourself." Eve stormed forward only to be held back by Barbie and Lita.
"Oh wait, there's a reason you're known as the skanks. Cuz everyone knows that you have each screwed McMahon and what makes it even funnier for us?" Chris added, stepping up next to Rik leaving Cody and Alex behind them.
"That you actually boast about it. Like it's some kind of good thing. Like it's meant to mean anything other than you'll screw anything that's put in front of you." Rik finished, expecting all 5 of the skanks to be shocked. Well four out of five were but the blonde ditz spritz queen Kelly Kelly had noticed Alex on her radar of new meat. She stepped forward, purple heels skanking against the floor, pushing Rik and Chris out of her way to reveal Alex to her.
"Well, well, well, fresh meat." She leaned forward to whisper in his ear. "Wanna try a real woman? Come find me any-" Rik couldn't take it anymore. She ripped Kelly away from Alex and gripped her throat.
"You stay away from him, or I go round telling everyone that you still sleep with a nightlight. Oh wait. Whoops." Rik let go and the dumb blonde crumpled to the floor, clutching her throat and coughing. "C'mon guys, let's go." Rik, Chris, a scared Cody and a confused Alex walked away from the scene as Kelly was helped up by Nikki and Brie, Lita and Eve muttering strings of swearing under their breath.
"What was that about?" Asked Alex, leaving Cody to walk with Chris. Chris motioned for Cody to hang back so they could give them two some breathing space. "Rik, what was that about?"
"Nothing, it was nothing." Rik said without meeting Alex's eye. She carried on walking to the door out of the science block and out to the courtyard. Alex caught up to her and grabbed her wrist and spun her around into his embrace, placing his hand on her lower back. "Let me go, Lex." Alex let go relunctantly. Rik looked into Alex's chocolate browns, getting lost in them. "Look, there's 3 reasons. 1- it's for your own health. 2- she's screwed everyone in the school. 3- I can't bare to see you fall under her spell." Rik turned away but Alex turned her back around to face him, getting lost in her jade eyes.
"W-w-would you fancy going out with me tonight?" Rik couldn't speak. Which was bit of miracle considering how mouthy she normally was.
"Well, well, well, looks like the lovebirds are having a moment." Chris chose this moment to come back to Alex and Rik. Cody had walked off, mainly out of fear as Bobby Roode loved to make a punching bag out of him. Alex spun Rik around so she was facing Bobby and pulled her close to him. "Pity it won't last."
"Back off Roode." Chris stood next to the couple.
"Or what, Sabin? Frightened I'll finally take back what's mine and what you've been keeping for yourself for these long four years." Rik buried her face Alex's chest, not wanting to see her jackass of an ex-boyfriend.
"No, because you're upsetting the lady." Jeff said from behind Roode. Roode smirked.
"I aint afraid of you Hardy." Roode grabbed Rik's wrist painfully tight, threatening to break and twist in many directions if Hardy made an advance. Rik was pulled closer to the Roode, her eyes becoming wide in fear as she knew she couldn't get out with her wrist breaking.
"No, but you should be afraid of me." Leena said before swinging a baseball bat to Roode's back causing him to let go of Rik and crumple to the ground. "Jeff, sweetie, can you get them out of here while I take care of this asshole?" Jeff nodded and led Rik, Chris and Alex outside away from the glorious scene of Leena beating the living hell out of Roode with a harsh baseball bat.
"Thanks again, Jeff. " Rik smiled, looking up from her comfy spot in Alex's chest. Chris and Alex nodded their appreciation which didn't go unnoticed by Jeff.
"You normally fight back, what happened?" Jeff asked, looking at Rik sympathetically.
"I don't fancy seeing McMahon tripping. I'll fight anyone else but him. There's too much history between me and him to fight. He knows more than my brother. Hell even more than Tara."
"Ex-boyfriend." Jeff murmured quietly, Rik, having just about heard him, nodded.
"Could Leena Williams and Lyrik James please make their way to Mr McMahon's office?"
"Fucking great. McMahon's gonna bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch." Rik moaned, she didn't wanna see McMahon today.
"James, ass to McMahon." Blake scolded as he came to walk past the crew.
"Fuck you Blake." Rik answered as she nodded her goodbyes to the boys. She pushed Blake through the door to meet up with Leena, who was pretty much being frogmarched handcuffed style by Maths teacher Mr Copeland. "Mr Copeland, I take it, you're 'escorting' me and Leena to Vinnie Mac's office." She smiled genuinely. But Mr Copeland took it as a cheeky smirk.
"Just get moving James. Mr McMahon isn't happy with you." chastised Mr Copeland. Rik laughed as he turned her round and nudged her to go forward in the right direction.
"He's never happy with me. I'm a James. It kinda comes with the name." Rik answered once she obtained the action of walking by herself without being pushed. Once the girls made it to McMahon's office, they saw Brenda outside. "Brenda? What you doing here?"
"I may or may not have had something to do with Eve's paint job." Brenda smirked. Rik couldn't help be proud as she and Leena took their seats.
"Girl, you are a genius." Rik answered.
"McCall, James, Williams. In." The evil receptionist beckoned. Each with attitude, the girls filed in one by one. In the room was McMahon obviously annoyed at having someone interrupt one of his 'private sessions'- yuck and by 3 girls he each saw about 3 times a day on average.
"Girls." They each nodded, not exactly pleased to be in the company of Vinne Mac. Not that they'd be too pleased to be in front of Mr Levesque or Mrs Levesque, the son-in-law and daughter of Mr McMahon. They knew how to intimidate and basically were 10 times meaner than Vinnie Mac. " You 3 are smart girls but yet you choose to squander it with pranks and assaults."
"It's not assault, if people deserve it. " Brenda started, getting annoyed. It was common knowledge that McMahon was pretty bias on some people.
"The only reason Brenda's in here is Eve got Karma. Kelly got taught a lesson on not to mess with me and Leena was just helping me out with Roode." Rik added, though it was pretty useless cuz like we pointed out earlier, McMahon had shagged all the slag sisters and he loved Ashton and Lyle's little crew.
"Roode got what he deserved and then some." Leena bit out. McMahon growled, he didn't like people assaulting his favourite people. He even had a list of his favourite people pinned to the notice board. Not that anyone took notice of it. But he liked to think people did. He also liked to think that Rik didn't share a few copies of those emails between him and Miss Guerrero. But we know how evil Rik is and how nothing's a secret in high school.
"Get. Out." McMahon seethed, pissed at the three girls. He could have punished them but what good would it do? Those girls know their way around the school like the back of their hand. They had all climbed through the air vents to get out of detention more than once. The girls smirked at McMahon's pissy-ness and left the room.
"You'd think we'd murdered someone." Rik said sarcastically, believing that McMahon was getting so stressy over nothing.
"If only I had 10 more minutes..." Leena trailed off daydreaming. Rik and Brenda laughed knowing that Leena would definitely get in trouble if, although it would be karma, Bobby Roode was found a dead broken mess on the floor in the Maths building. Rik remembered Alex's question and mentally pretend choked her brain for not answering.
"Hey, Rik?" Brenda asked, Rik snapped back into reality and looked up, noticing Leena had gone off to find Jeff. "Do you think Chris likes me?"
"Yeah, damn skippy, he'd have to be freaking krazy not to. I mean not that he already is krazy, he is, but saying he don't like you would be like saying he sides with my brother. Just asking for a hell of a ass-whooping."
"James, language." Copeland scolded, Rik pulled a funny face at Brenda who giggled. But the fun was soon stopped as Lyle, his right hand man RoboBot (Orton) and RoboBot's crew (Cena and Punk) came into view. Lyle and his crew smirked as Rik glared and Brenda took a step behind Rik.
"The two Juliets." Lyle started, sarcastically, he must've known about Alex and Chris but Rik didn't let it faze her.
"Tybalt, Peter, Sampson and Gregory." Rik answered back, referring to Juliet's Cousin and the 3 Capulet servants in the story.
"Break it up you two, move it." Mr Reso, the RS teacher beckoned, coming in between the two siblings. He and Mr Copeland weren't on either side in the fight. No, Mr Copeland was just a grumpy old bastard who hated kids. Mr Reso was more kind-hearted and the opposite of his life-long best friend Mr Copeland. The two James' death-glared each other before reluctantly moving on.
"God I hate him." muttered Rik under her breath.
End of school- period 5
"James!" Screeched Mr Long, the history teacher as Rik ran out of his classroom after taping him to his chair. She ran to Alex's geo (geography) class and waited for her partner in crime to explode out.
"Alex Shelley! You get back here!" Screeched Miss Guerrero, who was covering for that class. She was super glued to her chair and waddling towards them.
"RUN!" shouted Alex as he came up to Rik. The pair ran out of the building and straight to the entrance of the school. Once there, they slowed down and sauntered out of the school ready to go home. But they didn't, they leant against the wall outside waiting for Chris. Alex took this opportunity to get his answer from Rik. "So-"
"My answer is yes Lex. " Rik smiled up at Alex, who had his arm around her looking shocked that she knew what he was going to ask. And before she could explain, Chris and Brenda came out of the school. "Looks like Chrissy had a sex change and grew a set." Chris was not impressed as he gave Rik the middle finger over Brenda's shoulder as he had his arm slung over it. "7pm. Text me when you're outside my house. Don't knock on the door whatever you do." Rik whispered, handing Alex a piece of paper. He nodded and they walked home.
