The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

(Just to spice up everyone's day after readin' all those nasty threats;p)


Disclaimer:

Esther:*reading*

Percy: *stumbles* Oof!

Esther:*ignores Percy and continues reading.*

Percy: Party pooper. *drops book on the ground while stomping off. The book's title: How to be annoying for dummies.

Esther: *looks up from book* All characters belong to Rick, only the plot is mine. And if I was Uncle Rick, I'll make Percy less irritating.


Dear writers of Percy Jackson fanfics,

I do not know why I am calling you guys 'dear'.

But seriously! Me and a brick? For Zeus' sake! Everybody knows I like girls, not building materials.

You're all pathetic. Me... and a brick? ME! The legendary Praetor of Camp Jupiter, Hero of all Romans, Slayer of Monsters!

After saving you pesky mortals you pair me up with a bloody brick!

I am starting to really hate you guys now... you guys better watch out.

Sincerely, NO not exactly sincerely. A more of a Yours Hatefully... yes that.

Yours most hatefully, Jason who is real angry and is plotting to shut down all Jason/brick stories as well as convince Hades to torture authors of those stories.


Esther: Ah, well... That was terrifying. Ummm, don't get nightmares and don't complain to me if you do, and don't sue me, and don't report this to the poli-

Jason: Shut up.