"Argh!" Quinn shouted slamming the door to her bedroom shut.
"Quinnie? You okay up there?" her mother's voice drifted from downstairs.
"Just peachy mom just peachy!" The younger blonde yelled back.
Throwing herself onto her bed and grabbing a pillow she screamed into it again.
What's happening? Why do I feel like this? I mean I shouldn't care that Berry and Santana are going out. I don't even like them like that. What am I saying I don't even like girls? Wrong! You're gay and you know it. And of course you feel like shit the girl you like is in someone else's arms, idiot. Stupid conscious, don't call me an idiot, you moron. What the hell do you mean that the girl I like is in someone else's arms? Rachel you dumbass! You like her! Yeah right me and Berry. I hate her guts. Lie you love everything about her, slut. I don't love everything about her just her voice, her persona, her face, her body, her selflessness, her-That screams everything smartass. I am not a smartass, bitch. Whore! You like her admit it.
"I don't fucking like her, I love her!" Quinn bellowed. "Shit now mom's going to think I'm mentally unstable.
You are! Shut the fuck up.
"What the hell am I suppose to do now! I love Rach, but she's with Santana. And then Santana is one of my best friends." Quinn muttered to herself as she logged onto Random Talk
*You are now logged in. BrokenBitch, SoloMan, LikesBoys, and lovesMybff are offline. BigDreamer is currently online.*
ImperfectGirl:
Star?...
…Star…you there?
Star…okay guess I'll leave…
BigDreamer:
Hey Charmer, sorry I was a bit busy.
ImperfectGirl:
Oh I can talk later should I go?
BigDreamer:
No-no its fine, my friend is over and we were a bit busy.
ImperfectGirl:
We can talk later, I should let you go back to your guest.
BigDreamer:
No we haven't talked in awhile we can talk…what's up?
ImperfectGirl:
Are you sure I don't want to impose.
BigDreamer:
Its fine, I wouldn't offer if I didn't think so, Charmer…so what's up?
ImperfectGirl:
You know how I told you I'm gay?
BigDreamer:
Yeah…
ImperfectGirl:
And about the girl who I bully quite often?
BigDreamer:
Yes…
ImperfectGirl:
I found out why…I'm in love with her.
BigDreamer:
Oh that…I knew that…
ImperfectGirl:
What!? And you didn't tell me!
BigDreamer:
You needed to admit it to yourself.
ImperfectGirl:
:p you're a terrible friend
BigDreamer:
No you just hate that I'm right.
ImperfectGirl:
Whatever…
BigDreamer:
So what are you going to do about said 'Mystery Girl'?
ImperfectGirl:
'Mystery Girl'? *Amused look*
BigDreamer:
I don't know her or you physically for that matter so Mystery Girl is her name. Stop putting quotes around her. So what's next?
ImperfectGirl:
What do you mean by next?
BigDreamer:
Well you finally admit to loving her…so?
ImperfectGirl:
So?
BigDreamer:
You're insufferable
ImperfectGirl:
Perfect, Bitch, Kind, Sweet, Beautiful, Mean, Uptight, Slut, Whore, but never Insufferable?
BigDreamer:
You're unbearable! Answer the damn question Charmer!
ImperfectGirl:
Ok…Idk…
BigDreamer:
You made me go through all of that just so you could say I DON'T KNOW!
ImperfectGirl:
It was four sentences each! Yes…
BigDreamer:
You're intolerable!
ImperfectGirl:
You love me either way…
BigDreamer:
SO!
ImperfectGirl:
I told you IDK!
BigDreamer:
Oh my god, must I go through the rulebook of how to woo a woman?
ImperfectGirl:
? There's a rulebook?
BigDreamer:
My version of that…
ImperfectGirl:
Is it sold in stores?
BigDreamer:
You think you're hilarious, don't you?
ImperfectGirl:
Yes *Cheeky grin*
BigDreamer:
Scratch the previous statements you're an immature brat.
ImperfectGirl:
I'm the immature brat? Wow…So is there an actual store that sells this manual?
BigDreamer:
Shut up and read!
The first step is by assuring the person that you won't hurt them.
Step 2 is singing them all the "I'm Sorry" songs possible.
Step 3 hang out with them assure them that she will not be a laughing stock.
Step 4 Once you're friends sing a song to her, a LOVE song, MAKE SURE THE GIRL HAS NO BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR IS AN A RELATIONSHIP! If she is don't force yourself onto her. If you see she's happy then talk to her if she isn't then wait. You don't want to pressure her. Once she's single and okay about her break up, then go through with said song.
Step 5 Live happily ever after.
ImperfectGirl:
This is suppose to be a book?
BigDreamer:
Shut up…
ImperfectGirl:
Aww come on that was funny…
BigDreamer:
I am not talking to you again….
ImperfectGirl:
Come on Star… don't be like this….
Star….
Star…
…Star…
…Star…
…I'm sorry I promise I won't be a pain in the ass…
:( please
…Star?
…Fine I guess I'll leave….
…I'm about to sign off….
…Night….
…Star…
BigDreamer:
OMG! That was so fun…Staring at my screen seeing you type that…I am literally lol-ing right now.
ImperfectGirl:
You're mean! :(
BigDreamer:
I thought I was a Star?
ImperfectGirl:
And you call me insufferable!
BigDreamer:
Yep… so are you going to charm your way into Mystery Girl's life like you did into mine?
ImperfectGirl:
Are you flirting with me?
BigDreamer:
Maybe?*Wink *
ImperfectGirl:
You do know all you need to do is ;) for a wink, right?
BigDreamer:
Yes I know…anyway are you?
ImperfectGirl:
I don't know…she has a girlfriend now, and her girlfriend happens to be one of my best friends.
BigDreamer:
Oh…sucks…Go for it!
ImperfectGirl:
You want me to fight for a girl…Did I tell you she's dating my friend who can kick ass!
BigDreamer:
So? If you love her you should fight for her.
ImperfectGirl:
I'm dead…you just made me sign my death wish.
BigDreamer:
Don't be so dramatic…now I got to go, my girlfriend is whining about me being on my computer to long.
ImperfectGirl:
You have a girlfriend?!
BigDreamer:
Yeah, I gtg…have a goodnight, Charmer and good luck.
ImperfectGirl:
Bye, Star
*BigDreamer is offline.*
"Weird," Quinn shook her head. Standing up she realized she'd been talking to her friend for an hour. Walking towards her mirror she looked at her image and spoke out loud, "Rachel Berry get ready to be wooed."
"Quinnie are you feeling alright? You seem to be talking to yourself too much lately?"
"I'm fine, mom!"
