A/N: Here again! On we go...!

Disclaimer: My imagination has a tendency to run little wild on occasions... but not that wild I'd believe I owned DBZ!

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Chapter 11 – Gohan!Gohan! Gohan!

" It can't be! I don't even like her!" Gohan screamed in a whisper to his father who just rose and eyebrow at him, mirroring Vegeta's expression perfectly as the tow consoled the young distressed Saiyajin.

" You don't? Then why are you bonding with her, son?"

" It's not intentional! I don't like her!" he persisted still screaming in a whispered voice and Vegeta wondered how long the boy's voice could take the abuse before he lost it completely.

" Well... some part of you obviously does. You did tell her freely aout almost everything... Next you go spouting about who really beat cell!" Goku remarked smirking at him. Gohan blushed and looked sheepish. Goku looked surprised.

" You already did? Whoa that was fast! See, some part of you lik---"

" My most retarded part! I get it! I get it!" he hissed back at the two elder Saiyajins. He couldn't be bonding with Videl! That just would be... the fulfillment of his dreams. Well, at least some of them... the ones where he ravaged Videl while she submitted to his will and way and then there were the ones where he didn't want to do anything else but to kill her... She was that idiot Mr. Satans daughter!

Goku sighed exasperatedly: his son really had to act over-dramatic over a thing like this. If Gohan had inherited something from ChiChi this was it, definitely.

" Look, it' not always easy to accept or understand the bond and why it forms with out your own consent... It can be quite problematic in the beginning, but it will work out." Gohan's father explained thoughtfully and Vegeta smirked.

" Like your case, for example Kakarotto," he pointed out smugly.

" More like our cases, Vegeta!" Goku cast him and irritated glanced that really piqued Gohan's interest.

" You cases of bonding?" he asked and the older Saiyajins knew they would survive only by explaining this. No one could stand Gohan when he wanted to know something very badly and nobody told him...

" Well, to put it briefly, here we come ready to wipe out Earth and all its sentient life, raping, robbing, destroying and pillaging and I meet a girl that has the ass of the century... and bang! I am bonded to her and ordered to purge her planet and I don't even like her, but I can't kill her either... then turns out she is pregnant... you know the rest... Vegeta here was only little slower on the uptake of the bond with Bulma..." Goku told him emotionless, arms crossed. They didn't like to talk about their past in Frieza's service.

" Shit! You're saying that I was a pure accident and that you raped mom when---"

" I didn't rape her! I intended to... she was surprisingly completely willing," Goku told him crossly as Gohan gaped and Vegeta smirked on the sidelines. " But you kinda were and accident... I didn't plan on having kids with her," he admitted.

" But why...?" Gohan asked.

" The bond. If not satisfied for a certain period of time the sexual attraction to your partner becomes unbearable and well, results aren't always pretty." Goku finished.

Gohan gaped some more.

" So, brat, I suggest you hop in the sack with her and soon... and maybe you should explain the term bond to her before mating her. I still can remember how Kakarotto almost died when he finally told ChiChi about it..." Vegeta advised Gohan and Goku nodded.

" Your bond is quite well-developed for such short time bond; you two seems already able to share some basic feelings and the language swap is definite proof..."

" You can't be serious! You telling me to sleep with her and let my instincts loose?"

" Pretty much yeah!" Goku and Vegeta said in unison, smiling at him wickedly.

" Oh man..."

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Videl held her head in her hands. She had done way too much thinking lately. And namely the subject always seemed to be Son Gohan. Alien. Super Strong. Weird. Now that list had one name more. The defeater of Cell; the 'Delivery Boy'.

Her father a liar. A man who fooled the whole world. Including his own daughter. A man who wasn't strongest person in the world and the Z gang obviously humoured him though...

Just when would this seemingly endless madness stop? How much more of this weird crap was being thrown at her in the future? Videl had a sinking gut feeling that it was quite a lot.

But now it all made sense. The edited tape and the weird group of people that vanished; her father claiming them to have run away tails between legs or died in vain. How many threats they had vanquished already? How many invisible villains defeated? How much they would in the future?

... and why they lived on Earth if their planet was intact and well? Her mind caught that detail and wouldn't let go of it. They acted like they were new to their own planet and the King's speech of long lost heir to the throne: Vegeta. More secrets, more mystery. Her head felt like exploding. She was confused beyond belief; sad and betrayed.

She wanted someone to talk to. She wanted Gohan...

Speaking with Gohan would help, the human girl decided and looked around for a black and spiky-haired man in an armour and tail and then with a huge sweatdrop realized the whole population in the ballroom matched more or less her description of Gohan. Saiyajins really shared traits in looks.

Videl was so concentrated on hunting for Gohan in the crowd of noble quest and visitors that she didn't notice a man appear her.

" Hey there," a low voice said to her and she whirled around to meet a meet somewhat familiar face. Wasn't this them man that Vegeta for some unknown reason hated and detested and beat up and insulted in every occasion he got?

" Uhm, hi? You're that guy Vegeta dude hates, right?" she asked feeling awkward and the Saiyajin in front of her looked annoyed.

" Yes, I am Karifurauu, the saviour of the Saiyajin race!" he declared to Videl who blinked. Had there been some civil war or a threat to their people that he had vanquished.

" Saviour?" she asked, " From what?"

" Death, of course!" Karfurauu said like she was the slowest being in the universe in the mental capacity.

" Uhm... I meant how?" Videl explained irritated. This guy got on her nerves. No wonder Vegeta beat him up frequently.

" Well I saved then of course!" Karifurauu said like a little boy proud of his new toy and Videl groaned mentally. All of the retarded things.. why was he even talking to her? Karifurauu grimaced and by judging the girl's expression he concluded that his little wooing trip was not going so well... Well tat meant he only needed to try harder!

Gohan where the hell are you! I am being bored to death by and idiot! Religion teachers was so right: karma bites...

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A/N: Sorry this is short, but I needed to write this away... I promise the next chapter will be better! Ja ne! Review if you see fit! Criticism welcomed!