15 Ways to Annoy Niklas or Meena
1. Ask Niklas where his parents are.
2. Pull Niklas or Meena's ears.
3. When Niklas is in earshot, talk about how Meena is being brought up all wrong, and imply that she is an impish troublemaker in need of better parenting.
4. Pet Meena and ask if you can keep her.
5. Play 'Piggy in the Middle' with Meena's music box.
6. Tell Niklas to act his age for once.
7. Crack a bunch of bad jokes, then whine at Niklas for not laughing.
8. When Meena says something, look around wildly, then cover your ears and scream "THE VOICE! GOD NO! THE VOICE IS BACK!"
9. Whenever Niklas is around, start singing "Happiness runs in a circular motion, kind of like a little boat upon the sea! Everyone's a part of everything, anyway. You can be happy if you let yourself be." Over and over.
10. Try to convince them that Fayt is really evil in carnate, worse than Norman.
11. Appraise how much money Meena could sell for to various people in town, while Niklas is nearby.
12. Give Meena a LOT of candy, then send her home.
13. Smile. A lot. Tell Niklas to smile, and convince him that with willpower, he can make life enjoyable - not matter his circumstances.
14. Start a mudball fight with Meena.
15. Teach Meena bad words, under the pretense that they mean something else completely.
