IT IS DONE!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still own only Nightwish, but not his name and not any of the Final Fantasy, Harry Potter or Full Metal Alchemist characters.

Soundtrack: The Perfect Drug- Nine Inch Nails

Snow White Queen- Evanescence

Chapter 11: Cloud and the Bonus Songfic

The motley crue of horny-ness entered the bar in a comically organized fashion. They did after all have among their ranks an ex-Turk, kid with an invisibility cloak and fighters trained with varying degrees of stealth. Ed had to settle for transmuting himself a pair of super quiet pads for his shoes because of his lack of leet non-anime fighting skills.

"Here's the plan: Harry, you fly down the chimney and check to see if the coast is clear. Ed, you transmute the locks on the doors and windows into bottles of lubricant AFTER Harry lets you in. Yazoo, Cid and I will sneak around the corners all sneaky-like and Kadaj, FOR SHIT'S SAKE WILL YOU STOP HUMMING THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME?! NOBODY LIKES TOM CRUISE ANYMORE!!", Vincent finished, abruptly realizing that he had just blown any cover they might have had. A lock turned behind him. He swung around, drawing his Death Penalty. The door opened to reveal a very confused looking Loz and Rude. A very NAKED Loz and Rude.

"Cloud's not here yet. But he left a message on Tifa's answering machine saying that he would be home around 9", Rude addressed the crowd wearing naught but his sunglasses.

"So that gives us two hours. I see that you two decided to get the party started early", Vincent commented slyly, red eyes drifting down south for the winter.

"Duh. I've had a hard-on since I got this body this morning. I'm not waiting around for that Mother forsaken runt to fix it", Loz said, brandishing a bottle of cherry flavored lubricant and several multicolored condoms.

"Hmm. Taste the rainbow?", Kadaj asked suggestively.

"Don't mind if I do!", Cid exclaimed, pushing everyone in the door, where upon crossing the threshold they all suddenly found themselves deprived of their clothes.

Awkward silence reigned briefly before Nightwish jumped through the doorframe and shouted "Aight! Pre-game orgy!"

A disco ball dropped down from the ceiling, the floor lit up like something out of a Michael Jackson music video and the ambient NIN playing without the aid of speakers announced the start of the night's obligatory songfic.

I've got my head, but my head is unraveling

Can't keep control, can't keep track of where it's traveling

I've got my heart, but my heart's no good

And you're the only one that's understood

Reno burst through the door to find himself sans clothes and in the middle of a massive disco yaoi fest. He smiled, mouth wide open and eyes lighting up with glee. Ed looked up from the hardened nipple that he was massaging with his tongue and called to Reno.

"Come on in! The water's fine!"

Reno obliged happily, joining the 69 that Kadaj and Yazoo had started, turning it into more of a misshapen zero or a triangle of ungodly hot yaoi.

I come along, but I don't know where you're taking me

I shouldn't go, but you're retching, dragging, shaking me

Turn off the sun, pull the stars from the sky

The more I give to you

The more I die

The door opened once more as Rufus marveled that Rude had gotten laid even without his help. Shrugging his bare shoulders, he cannonballed into the CidxVincentxLoz circle of sensual biting.

Barrett came in not two seconds later, at first too paralyzed from shock to move, but all inhibitions were left at the door when Cid yelled to him.

"Get your fucking ass in here and suck me off! This silver haired bitch is being a right pansy!"

"Yes, ma'am!"

(Ohhhhhh)

And I want you

(Ohhhhhhh)

And I want you

Tseng walked in unnoticed, surveyed the room and let a small smile spread across his face.

"Create a distraction, my ass", he whispered before sticking a conveniently lubricated finger up Rufus's ass.

"Well hello there. We didn't notice you come in."

"He's like the Chuck Norris of Final Fantasy 7, yo! Of course you didn't hear anything!", Reno yelled over the music during a break from Kadaj's loins.

(Ohhhhhhh)

And I want you

(Ohhhhhhhh)

And I WANT YOU!

Eyes wide as he glanced at the door, Reno whimpered and blew his load into Yazoo's mouth, looking as if he had seen a ghost. Indeed, a figure with purple eyes and black spikey hair stood just outside.

"Mind if I join you? I seem to have missed out on the invite, but everybody knows it's not a party until I'M here!"

"Zack! What the crap! You're dead!"

"So's Aeris and she got stuck teaching English a few chapters ago. Alternate Universe! Go figure!"

Out of nowhere, Zack pulled out a 2 liter bottle of candy lube.

"Do I even want to know where you were keeping that?", Nightwish asked coyly.

"Only one way to find out", Zack mused, his trademark mischievous grin making its first appearance in a long while in someplace besides Cloud's wet dreams.

You are the perfect drug

The perfect drug

The perfect drug

You are the perfect drug

The perfect drug

The perfect drug

"Hey, where's the author? Doesn't she want to get in some SI action here?", Ed asked before being forcibly dragged back down into Nightwish's dick.

You make me hard, when I'm all soft inside

I see the truth, when I'm all stupid eyed

You go straight through my heart

Without you everything just falls apart

"Nah, I'm over here with the camera. That looks like fun, but I'll spare the readers the graphic descriptions of my ass. Carry on."

My blood wants to say hello to you

My fears want to get inside of you

My soul is so afraid to realize

Everything without you falls apart

You are the perfect drug

The perfect drug

The perfect drug

You are the perfect drug

The perfect drug

The perfect drug

By this time, everyone was lost in at least one other man to varying degrees, but all of them were far too distracted to make the 5 Spot Check needed to see the chocobo headed blonde standing open mouthed in front of the door drop his buster sword from the shock of seeing the gay dance club that had once been his living room.

…………………………

Having somehow proven immune to the de clothing doorframe, Cloud tiptoed over the entangled bodies of friend, foe and what-the-fuck-is-that-guy-doing-in-my-house alike and crept down the hall into his bedroom. The ambient sounds of… I don't know what filled the room which was dark except for a single pair of glowing green eyes and a trail of moonlight illuminating his silver hair Spread out on Cloud's bed, Sephiroth was the poster boy of eroticism. With a single finger, he beckoned Cloud to come forward.

The resistance that had built up over the years to the potential realization of his fantasy of relations with his former idol turned enemy melted away from Cloud's heart as his clothes did from his body. Sephiroth the man; not the monster, had come to him at last.

Stop light, lock the door

Don't look back

Undress in the dark

And hide from you

All of you

"It's been a while, Cloud."

In the days before Nibelheim and then again when he rose as the result of Kadaj coming into contact with Jenova's cells, there had been a distinct evil behind Sephiroth's brilliant turquoise emerald eyes that made Cloud want to run for the hills. He still saw a glimpse of that resident evil. And for that he was afraid. But he also sensed a change in Sephiroth, as if every kiss made more of that resident evil flow out of him and into another video game with more zombies.

You'll never know the way your words have haunted me

I can't believe you'd ask these things of me

You don't know me

Never, ever

From the instant Cloud stepped into the room, a piece of Sephiroth stirred that had not been awakened for several years. His soul; the part that not even Jenova could corrupt, but had merely sedated. A whirlwind of confused thoughts ran through his mind, though none of his rage nor Jenova's panicked screams could distract from the purpose at hand.

"Cloud….yes. I remember you. So innocent when you were first driven before me. A pathetic excuse for a cadet. Nothing more. But how you've grown. Into someone who has stood against me and lived not once but twice. Into someone worthy of both my respect….and my heart."

Pulling Cloud down on the bed with him, Sephiroth gave him the most passionate kiss that he had bestowed upon anyone in his life. Passing the threshold of his soft, pink lips, the former general parried and rubbed Cloud's agile tongue, sucking the saliva from his partner's mouth as if it were liquid ecstasy.

You belong to me

My snow white queen

There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over

Soon I know you'll see

You're just like me

Don't scream anymore, my love, cause all I want is you

Of all of Cloud's fantasies, of all the years that he had secretly longed for this night, none had left him prepared for the reality of his one winged angel's kiss. A long, slender finger traced its way down his spine, radiating fire beneath Cloud's skin as it went. Sephiroth awakened, thinking he was merely in an erotic dream. One of Jenova's tricks meant to break his spirit and assert her dominance over the body that she had stolen. But the monster that he had called Mother for so long was only filled with fear, anger, hate and her immortal desire for vengeance. She could never create this all consuming sense of belonging, of acceptance, of love that now filled the fallen angel. He whispered under his breath so that not even Cloud could hear.

"I am awake. I am alive. And I am never letting you go."

Wake up in a dream

Frozen fear

All your hands on me

I can't scream

I can't scream

"Cloud. You don't need to be afraid anymore. It's really me this time. I promise, I'll never hurt you again."

"In an instant, Cloud knew what Sephiroth said to be true from the depths of his long dormant soul. Biting his lover's neck, intent on leaving his mark of possession, he moaned loudly as Sephiroth's fingers entered his tight behind.

I can't escape the twisted way you think of me

I feel you in my dreams and I don't sleep

I don't sleep

Drawing his fingers back and forth inside of Cloud, Sephiroth planted soft, tender kisses along his neck as the blonde breathed his name, barely above a whisper. Hearing this ignited the silver haired angel's passion beyond the point of no return. Withdrawing his fingers from Cloud's anus, he wrapped his hands around the younger man's waist. Cloud turned his head around, kissing Sephiroth once again, trembling with the power of the uninhibited emotion that ran through his veins and gave him more life than even his blood. After all these years, it was time.

You belong to me

My snow white queen

There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over

Soon I know you'll see

You're just like me

Don't scream anymore, my love, cause all I want is you

"Now…Sephiroth….take me now."

Hearing his love say his name was the final push that gave him the power to overcome the alien being that had invaded his system and taken over his life. Jenova's formerly deafening screams faded into the back of his mind, then faded away into nothing.

"You're no Mother of mine", Sephiroth directed his thoughts to Jenova. "And I won't kill again for your sake. Now get out of my body."

I can't save your life

Though nothing I bleed for is more tormenting

I'm losing my mind and you just stand there and stare

As my world divides

Sephiroth entered himself into Cloud over and over again with increasing speed and power, driving himself deeper and deeper into his lover's body as if trying to take a piece of Cloud's soul with him.

Judging from Cloud's reaction, he may have succeeded.

You belong to me

My snow white queen

There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over

Soon I know you'll see

You're just like me

Don't scream anymore, my love, cause all I want is you

All I want is you

All I want is you….

"SEPHIROTH!!!!", Cloud screamed, spilling white cream all over himself as he felt his lover find his release as well. Collapsing on the bed, exhausted and shaking in the wake of their passion, Cloud and Sephiroth spent the rest of the moonlit night in each others' arms, free from the chains that had bond them to incompatible lives and the impregnable boundaries of good and evil that had been erected between them.

………………

Lying in various positions on the floor of the living room now covered in several types of liquids and gels, the participants in what must have been a wild orgy considering the portion of the ceiling that was plastered with cum and the inch or so of it freely flowing on the floor were in states too tired to sleep, merely cuddling their respective favorite partners as the veil of dreams took them in one by one.

The end of their infamous song could still be heard, worming its way into the subconscious's of the spent men, making some of them even sing along.

Take me

If you want me

Take me

If you want me

Back in Cloud's room, the blonde ex-SOLDIER had fallen asleep in the arms of the man who had been so many things to him; idol, enemy and now lover. The pale moonlight spilled over them as Sephiroth held him, stroking the side of his face.

Without you

(Take me…if you want me)

Without you, everything falls apart

Without you

(Take me…if you want me)

It's not as much fun to pick up the pieces

Without you

Without you, everything falls apart

Without you

It's not as much fun to pick up the pieces

Sephiroth laid a tender kiss on Cloud's forehead, finally allowing himself to smile.

……………

Sephiroth's the only one who actually gets into Cloud's pants? It's not a gag and he gets a serious songfic? Heh. Guess who my favorite character is? XP

Well, that was a delightful waste of two weeks. Unfortunately the possibility of a sequel is kicking around in my head, but I doubt I'll get time to write it until the next break. (Unless I can somehow manage to get credit for it in College Writing. XD) Thank you to everyone who read and/or reviewed! It's almost 2 AM, so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drop into a nice little coma now.