Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I haven't updated in over two months, but I got my reasons. Reason one: I reread my all time favorite trilogy Hunger Games (which you should read). Reason two: School and homework. Reason three: One of my favorite people here, Marissa Alexandra Fairchild, talks my ear off after I'm done with school, but I still love you! Reason four: Friends. Yeah I know, shocking, that I , A Darker Heaven and Hell, have a life, but it's true. Reason five: We just had Christmas and New Years and all that, so I was busy with family and friends and of course new VIDEO GAMES! Reason six: I couldn't get off my lazy ass and continue to write this. But don't fret, I have a lot in store with this story, and trust me, this isn't even close to being finish. Now that my long ass author's note is cmplete, onto my amazing story!


Cheyenne Talking Lust Talking

Chapter Eleven: A Whole New Me

"You bastard! Change her back!" Greed yelled angrily as he glared daggers at Father. If looks could kill, we'd all be dead.

"That wasn't very nice, you really hurt my feelings." Lust responded in a sarcastic tone. "You better hold your tongue unless you want me to slice it off."

Don't you dare touch him! I screamed at Lust.

Damn, you're in love with him. No matter, I can break you two easily.

I SAID DON'T TOUCH HIM! Lust held our head in pain as I screamed at her.

"Knew it." Greed muttered with a smirk. Lust dropped our hands from our head and challenged him with a smirk of her own.

"Knew what?" She asked curiously.

"My girl is too much of a pain in the ass for you to handle." He answered.

"I'm not a pain in the ass so shut up!" I yelled as I took over for a moment. Greed's expression made me want hold him and never let go, but Lust's will power was greater than mine and took back control.

"Well if you all don't mind I'm going to return to my room." Lust informed the group and jumped off the table. As she passed Greed she couldn't help but chuckle from the way he looked. His body tense, his eyes glaring daggers at Lust, it just made her want to laugh. Greed, the strongest homunculi out of all of us, fell in love with a human that she had just token over. Life really is a bitch.

As she made her way through the doorway and into the hallway I could already hear the sounds of yelling and fighting. Greed always had a bad temper when it came to his "possessions". Lust extended our hand from our body and watched as our nails became long and sharp, quite like daggers. This was going to be handy in the future. She retracted our nails and finished our walk to our room. She opened the door and entered the room, seeing that it had just a simple bed, bathroom, and mirror. She walked over to the mirror and checked her new body through the reflection.

Damn I'm hot; no wonder Greed fell for you.

He loves me for me, not my body.

I highly doubt it. Greed never settles for just one girl.

Asshole.

Bitch.

Whore.

I don't sleep with guys for money.

Are you calling me a slut?

What if I am?

Mother fucking, cock sucking, ass wiping, little fucktard!

Language.

"I want to talk to Cheyenne." Greed spoke from where he stood in front of the door. Guess while me and Lust were fighting we didn't even notice Greed come in here.

"We all want things Greed, but it all depends on what we're willing to due to get them." Lust replied.

"Let me talk to her now!" Greed growled he slammed my body against the wall and held my wrists on either side of my head.

"Fine. All you had to say was please." Lust muttered the last part.

Really?

Yeah, now go talk to your frikkin boyfriend!

I blinked in disbelief, not really believing that Lust gave control back to me. Once I knew I wasn't imagining it I tackled Greed in a hug and wrapped my arms around his waist.

"Cheyenne?" Greed asked, making sure that it was me and not Lust.

"Yeah, it's me." I answered as I leaned most of my weight against him. Turning into a homunculus and getting stabbed really took it out of me.

"I missed you Brown-Eyes." Greed returned my hug and snaked his arms around my waist and pulled me closer against him.

"I haven't been gone that long you know?"

"It's the thought of never seeing you again that made me miss you." With that I brought my head up to his and crashed my lips onto his. The kiss was mind-numbing and incredible, not like any other kiss we've had before. Before I knew it I was pushing Greed onto the bed with me straddling his lap. I pulled his shirt off of him and threw it on the ground.

"Well ain't this a familiar sight?" I commented as I looked down at his shirtless, beautiful, well-sculpted chest.

"Didn't you do the same thing right before we fucked?" Greed asked with a chuckle as he slid his hands up my legs to my thighs.

"Yeah I did, and this is going to end the same way as last time." I beamed seductively. I was just about to take Greed's jacket and my shirt off when there was a light knocking sound at the door. I groaned as I moved off of Greed and the bed and made my way to the door. I pulled Greed's jacket tighter around me and turned the knob on the door. What I saw on the other side was not someone I was expecting: Samantha.

"So you are alive." Samantha half-joked, but something in her eyes said that she was relieved to see me.

"I'm just going to go now." Greed spoke up as he walked past me and Samantha and down the hall. Once he left Samantha entered my room and plopped down on my bed while I closed the door and sat down next to her.

"So what was that about?" Samantha asked as she looked at me with waggling eyebrows, indicating that I was doing something naughty. I sighed heavily as I fell back onto the bed and closed my eyes.

"It's a long story."

"We've got time." She replied as she laid back next to me. I started from the beginning and told Samantha the whole story. She gasped, awed, laughed, yelled, and cried at the exact right moments; she was basically the perfect audience.

"Why didn't you tell me you were going through this shit? I could've helped you." Samantha informed me at the end of my story.

"Cause I didn't want to dump all this crap on you. It's my life, I can handle it."

"No you fucking can't! You almost died twice! You're a real idiot sometimes."

"I love you too!" I exclaimed. "So what did you do while I was in Wonderland?"

"Nothing much. I hung out with the other homunculi, they're not that bad. Except for I hate Wrath, I don't care for Sloth, and Pride creeps me out a bit." She answered.

"That's okay. I don't like Wrath or Sloth either, and once you get past Pride's creepiness he's not that bad. I think you would've liked Lust if she was here-"

"I am here ya idiot!" Lust yelled as she took control for a moment.

"I'm talking about the first Lust!" I yelled back as I shut her out.

"Was that Lust?" Samantha asked a little confused.

"Yeah, but she's gone now. Anyway, what do you think of Greed?"

"He's really hot and smexy, but he's yours. I can also see that he treats you right and he really cares about you, thus the yelling at you when you ran away." Samantha answered truthfully.

"Well do you like any one here?" I questioned her.

"Well…" She responded a bit embarrassed with a light blush appearing on he cheeks.

"Spit it out!"

"I-I think I might possibly maybe like Ed." She said in a quiet voice.

"Ed?" I asked, not quite sure if I heard her right.

"Yeah. I mean, he seems really smart-"

"He is."

"And he's really cute-"

"He is."

"Can I finish?" She snapped a bit irritated. I nodded my head yes. "Anyway, he's smart and cute and he's really nice when you're not calling him short. Plus he really cares for his brother, which says a lot for a guy."

"Hmmm, that's going to be a problem."

"What do you mean?" Samantha asked with confusion written all over her face.

"In the show, Ed kinda had a crush on Winry, his mechanic, who works on his automail." I explained, but she just looked even more confused. "Never mind, he'll tell you sooner or later. Anyway, since he kinda likes Winry, I'm going to have to convince him otherwise."

"Cheyenne don't do that! You're going to ruin what could be a great relationship!"

"Too late! I'm gonna set you up with Ed, whether you like it or not!" I laughed maniacally.

"Fine."

"I have a brilliant idea!"

"What?" Samantha inquired.

"Let's go find Al and Ed, and then leave you two alone!" I exclaimed happily. I was hell-bent on getting those two together because they would make a great couple.

"Let's talk for a bit more, I haven't seen you in a while. And then we can go find Ed."

"Ok." I agreed to her plan. "I have a question for you."

"Shoot."

"I've been thinking a lot about the music back in our world and how much I miss it. And that got me thinking. What song do you think best describes me and Greed's relationship?"

"Definitely 'You're the reason' by Victoria Justice." She answered quickly.

"Mind explaining why?"

"Well, it's about telling someone that you love them and no matter what you'll still love them, and face it, you're crazy and a bit off, but he can never get enough of you. I've seen the way he looks at you and how he acts around you. It seems that he's not afraid of anything when he's around you. And I have personally seen you yell at the sun a few times when it was raining." Samantha explained.

"Good point."

It was about 2 hours later when Greed, Samantha, and I were walking down the street in search of Ed and Al. We tried the library, many hotels, hell, even the Military HQ, but they were no where to be found. We finally stopped n the steps of HQ where I sat down defeated.

"I give up. They're probably off on some crazy adventure that will get them killed." I sighed dramatically. "The stupid blonde midget."

"Who are you calling so short you want to squish like an ant?" Ed yelled from behind. I quickly turned around to see that Al was holding Ed back from attacking me.

"Calm down, I never said anything like that!"

"But you were thinking it." He countered as he calmed down enough for Al to put him down.

"I'm terribly sorry for Ed's behavior." Al apologized all too politely.

"Don't apologize, it isn't your fault. It's him who should apologize." I said as I stood up from my seat and walked towards them.

"Like hell I'm going to apologize to an ungrateful, selfish person like you!" Ed shouted.

"Oh you better wish your brother is strong enough to hold me back." I growled as I was about to attack Ed when Al grabbed both of my arms to hold me back. I squirmed and clawed the air, and it finally took Greed and Samantha to hold me back as well. What finally got me to stop was the look on Ed's face; it was priceless!

"No need to have a heart attack, I'm not going to hurt you. I actually need your help with something." I confessed as Greed, Samantha, and Al let go of me.

"Like what?"

"Do you have a lot of money?" I asked him, even though I knew the answer.

"Yeah, why?"

"Are you doing anything important right now?" I questioned him. I had a brilliant idea that will benefit both me and Samantha, and can give Samantha and Ed something to talk about.

"Not really. Why does all this matter to you?"

"Because Samantha and I have been wearing the same clothes for a few days, so we need new ones, and since you have a lot of money and you're the closer friends we have here I was thinking it would be amazing if you bought us some new clothes." I said a little sheepishly, which was not me at all, but I was a little afraid that he would say no. I mean, I need a new outfit really badly!

"Why would I-" Ed started but was cut off with me doing a puppy dog look, which has been perfected after all these years of use of it.

"PLEASE!" I begged. "Do you want to me to go my knees? Cause I will."

"Fine." He caved in.

"Oh my god, thank you so much!" I squealed a little bit and gave him a huge hug. Once I let go, I looked over to Samantha and gave her the same look she gave me.

"LET'S GO TO THE MALL!" We sang together, which got us weird many weird looks.


If you don't know what the whole "LET'S GO TO THE MALL!" thing was, then watch How I Met Your Mother. And if you have seen the show but forget what that is, Robin was a teeange popsinger and one of her songs was "Let's Go To the Mall". And yes, Samantha and Cheyenne love that show. Now go down to that blue button that say 'Reveiw' and clikc on it.