Charlie: YAY! Another chapter. It's currently 4:29 PM PST. I have a Pops Concert I need to be in at 6:30 PM PST. So if I work REAL fast, I might make it… chances are, I won't make it, but hey, I can always hope right! Anyways, this is K/K Part 2.5. It actually has nothing to do with K/K. But Kitty gets an encore because Kitty is cool.
Well, on with the show! And I don't own FE.
K/K Beauty Salon Part 2.5
Revenge of the Kitty Kat
Noon approached Silent Springs and the members of Eliwood's Elite began to file into the restaurant. Everyone was buzzing over rumors of Matthew being placed under arrest for the rape of an innocent girl. They all filed into the restaurant where Jessica promised to explain the rumors.
Jessica stood in a prominent spot in the restaurant. She looked out at the people sitting at various tables and could safely say to herself that this is the most order she had ever seen in this group. She wondered if she should have someone arrested every other day just so the cliques would just stop fighting.
"Ahem, as you may have all heard." Jessica said without preamble. "Matthew has been arrested on the charges of attempted rape. However, his attitude will not reflect upon how the locals treat you, so don't feel intimidated to go out."
"Is he going to be alright?" Someone asked.
"As far as I know, there will be a trial held tomorrow. I shall defend him and see to his freedom. Currently, he is locked up in an unspecified location. So, that's all for now, now enjoy your meal."
Jessica didn't wait for anybody else to ask questions before stepping down and going to the table where Pent, Louise, Canas and Dorcas sat. The room was already full of whispering and chatting people discussing their morning.
"Did he really rape that girl?" Louise asked.
"No." Jessica said. "They found the two cuddled together in a closet. The girl's brother went ballistic."
"Who is it?" Pent asked.
"Samantha." Jessica replied.
"Ahh, who's her brother?" Canas asked.
"Brian." Jessica said. Lulu then brought them their meals and they began to eat. "But now that I think about it, Samantha seemed to have wanted to cuddle with him."
"If I didn't know better, they're in love." Dorcas said.
"Yeah, but we gotta get Matt out of prison first." Jessica said. "We need to prepare our case tonight. No midnight meetings."
"Got it." Pent said. "By the way, is Lyn and Heath all right? They're not here, given the fact that Sain's sitting next to Florina and still alive."
Pent pointed to the table where Florina and Sain sat together with her sisters. The two looked very close.
"My guess is that Lyn's still out cold. Lulu gave her a good whack this morning." Jessica shrugged. "Vaida's still out. She'll be out for a while."
"Is it true she's drop dead gorgeous?" Pent asked. He was rewarded with a prompt smack from his wife.
Just then, Charlie ran in looking quite frantic. He ran up to Lulu and whispered fiercely to her. Lulu nodded and Charlie left. Lulu then headed straight for Jessica's table.
"Is something wrong?" Jessica asked.
"The bandits are back." Lulu said. "Charlie says that they're assembled at the base of the mountains and should be up within the hour. He wants to make sure that you and your people stay in here and don't go out."
"Are you sure?" Jessica asked. "We do know how to fight."
"Not in Silent Springs Snow you don't." Lulu said. "We'll handle it…just make sure nobody needs to go outside. I'll have the door locked and Fae will keep you guys company."
"Okay." Jessica said. "Got it, but as long as the noise level stays down, I'm sure these guys will be too busy eating to care."
"Good." Lulu said. "Well, I gotta go help Charlie."
"Take care." Jessica said.
"I will." With that, Lulu got up and left through a door in the back. Jessica watched as Fae discretely locked both the front and back doors, ensuring that nobody would get out anytime soon.
Outside, Lulu met Charlie, Sonia and Kate in the town square.
"What's going on?" She asked.
"They're still at the bottom." Charlie said. "But there's movement to the side. They're gonna scale the cliffs."
"Ahh crap." Lulu said. "They got smart."
"Yes, they have." Charlie said. "I've sent messages to the school, temple, and library, they're getting ready to make a stand."
"Okay, that leaves us with the main group, are we up to it?" Kate asked.
"As long as you and Sonia don't suddenly lose your eyesight, half of them should be dead before they get half-way up the mountain." Lulu said.
"Well, we'll just have to see." Sonia said. The four then split up. Charlie and Lulu hid in ambush positions while Kate and Sonia took their places atop tall posts so they could snipe the bandits while they charged the mountain.
Down the mountain, Kitty was briefing her men.
"Men, today you stand upon the threshold of a new era." Kitty said majestically. "We are here to bring down a cruel and oppressive institution that has wrought their iron will upon us for centuries!"
"YEAH!" Kitty's goons cheered.
"Today, many of you might die… no…many of you WILL die." Kitty said. "But, remember as you make your suicidal charge up the mountain, remember who you are. You are a member of the Mountain Guardians! Remember what you're fighting for… for justice…for honor…for glory and for dignity, but most of all, you are fighting… FOR THE REPUBLIC!" Kitty gestured dramatically as she finished her speech. The cheers were enormous.
"YEAH! FOR THE REPUBLIC!" One man yelled.
"LETS GO CHARGE UP THAT HILL IN SINGLE FILE!" Another cheered.
"YEAH! LETS GO!"
Kitty's main force began its suicidal charge up the treacherous slopes of Silent Springs waving their axes and screaming "FOR THE REPUBLIC!"
Kitty stood back and watched as her men charged towards their deaths.
"Man, you people are stupid." Her second in command said. "Sooner or later they have to figure out that we're bandits and we don't HAVE honor or dignity. Hell, we don't even have a Republic. It's more or less despotism. I mean it's not like you let us have a senate with representatives voted by the people through a popular system."
"Dude… you're thinking about this WAY to much." Kitty reprimanded her second in command.
Sonia and Kate nearly laughed when they saw he entire force charge them in single file. They took turns aiming and taking down bandit after bandit.
But there was too man. Soon, bandits poured into the town square. Charlie and Lulu jumped from their hiding spots, swords flashing as they hacked the lead bandits and fought the horde with Kate and Sonia providing support.
"NOT A STEP BACK!" A bandit yelled and the flow of bandits into the square multiplied. Charlie and Lulu swung their weapons around wildly. They were bound to hit something. As the battle continued, the two fighters were getting worn out.
"Man…where's a holy hand grenade when you need one?" Charlie asked.
"Dude, it's called THE Holy Hand Grenade of Antioque because there is only ONE." Lulu yelled. "NOW shut up and go kill people!"
Charlie parried a axe blow before lopping off the head of his attacker. "It'll take probably a miracle for us to win."
Meanwhile, the noise of the battle below began to seep into the inn. Soon, Lyn opened her eyes and sat up in the bed.
"Ugh…my head." Lyn moaned. "Where am I?"
Heath turned from the window. "You're up."
"Heath? What happened?" Lyn said.
"Long story short, Sain wanted to apologize, you went into psycho-maniac mode, tried to kill Sain. I tried to stop you from committing a murder, and you in turn tried to kill me. Rath tried to stop you and that's when Lulu came over and whacked you over the head with a gigantic lance. I don't know how it's supposed to work, but you didn't wake up until now and Rath woke up like five seconds after he fainted."
Lyn blinked. "Wow…" Then she heard the fighting. "What's that noise?"
"The bandits are back." Heath said.
"Really? How's the fight going?" Lyn asked.
"Bad… Kate and Sonia are sniping as many people as they can, but right now, Lulu and Charlie are the only ones down there. I took a quick scan of the surrounding mountain ranges and there are bandits scaling the range at the school." Heath said.
"Well, why are we up here for? Lets break into the weapon stores and go help!" Lyn said.
"But…what about your-" Heath said pointing at Lyn's head.
"Screw my head." Lyn interrupted. "It ain't falling off any time soon. LETS GO!"
Lyn grabbed Heath by the arm and dragged him out of the room and down the stairs. She kicked open the door to where their weapons were stored. Lyn fished around and found her Mani Katti and killer bow. She looked back at Heath carrying a decapitated piece of lance.
"What is that?" Lyn asked.
"My iron lance." Heath said. "It's a bit old."
"Old is an understatement." Lyn said. She yanked out a new killer lance for Heath. "You tell Eliwood about this and I'll kill you."
"But…it is…" Heath said.
"Heath…just shut up and go fight." Lyn said.
"Yes ma'am." Heath obeyed, following Lyn out the door. Once outside, Lyn pulled out her bow and took careful aim. She twirled her arrow and sent it flying, piercing the skull of one of the bandits.
"WHAT THE!" Charlie cried as the bandit in front of him fell with an arrow bolt in his head. He turned around. "Lady Lyndis? Heath!"
"We're here to help!" Lyn said drawing her Mani Katti. "You go to the school! The bandits are scaling the cliffs there."
"But… " Charlie said.
"We'll be fine!" Heath said. "Just go!"
"All right!" Charlie said. He slashed his way out of the swarm of bandits and ran away from the town square towards the mountain paths. "Thanks guys!"
"No problem." Lyn said. She held her Mani in front of her. Heath at her side.
"Heath… you ready?" Lyn asked as half the bandits diverted their attention from Lulu to them.
"Yes milady." Heath said.
"Then lets go kick some behind!" Lyn charged cutting into the first few bandits. Heath, though not as graceful as he would be in the air, stayed behind Lyn and kept her flanks clear. Soon the flow of bandits decreased and the three fighters gained some breathing room. Lulu fought her way to Lyn and Heath.
"Thanks you two." She said.
"No problem…" Lyn said. "Now lets finish this."
At the schoolyard, the bandits were starting to pour in from the cliffs.
"FOR THE REPUBLIC!" One of the bandits yelled and charged into the schoolyard.
Kiyoko and Glenn stood in the back yard of the school. They knew Alan and the Mages were on the roof providing cover.
"Ready Kiyoko?" Glenn asked.
"Just make sure you can keep up old man." Kiyoko squealed. She disappeared in a puff of smoke, only to show up behind the first bandit. The bandit jerked and fell forward with a fresh wound in his back. Glenn laughed.
"Such youth and spirit." He chuckled to himself. He held out his hands and dark energy began to crackle.
"Dark energy… gather at my hands, crush my enemies and crumble their resistance… LUNA!" Glenn released the energy. A seal appeared around the next bandit as seven balls of black magic circled him before crashing into the man, crushing him like a can.
"Simple enough." Glenn said. More energy cracked at his hand as Kiyoko meandered about the enemies at will slicing one bandit after another. With in ten minutes later, all the bandits that had gone over were finished.
"That was so bad." Kiyoko said.
"Yeah…" Glenn said.
"HEY!" Fureal yelled from the roof. "Get to the front! Dias and Hitomi are getting overwhelmed!
Glenn and Kiyoko looked at each other, and suddenly remembered that the slope on the Church's side is much more gentle. They hurried to the front yard.
Dias parried one axe blow after another. It was simple enough now but if his sword broke, he would be finished. He looked over and saw Hitomi struggling to keep up with the hordes of bandits that now poured from over the cliff behind the church.
"Damnit! Where's our support!" Dias yelled to the roof.
"IT'S COMING!" Max yelled. He pulled out a red book and read from it. Soon a bolt of fire formed over his head and hurled towards a bandit, frying him instantly. Next to him Louisa sent a bolt of lightning over another bandit's head. Behind both of them, they heard a cryptic chant and an ice storm hurled into the crowd of bandits. They looked back and found Fureal holding a Fimbulvetr Tome. A little bit over on the roof, Alan was sending a rain of arrows into the crowd, thinning it considerably, but more and more bandits just kept coming. Max sent another fire bolt into another bandit. He looked down, Glenn and Kiyoko had arrived and were now pushing the defense line forward. Glenn began to cast Fenrir spells. Kiyoko went from person to person flashing everytime before her victim fell dead. Dias redoubled his efforts and drove forward with his killing edge. Hitomi fought fiercely to hold her ground. The battle below pushed to a stalemate at the middle of the road.
"We need an extra push!" Hitomi yelled as she drove her sword into another bandit.
"Just make sure they don't get to the little ones!" Dias said.
"Just make sure your sword doesn't break." Kiyoko said. She stabbed another bandit and used the falling corpse as a meat shield.
Suddenly, a Pegasus Knight swooped in and skewered three bandits on her lance. The looked up and found Aminec discarding the bodies and getting ready for another swoop. They redoubled their efforts. The fighting grew fierce as the defenders pushed the attackers back towards the cliff.
Then it was over. From the direction of the inn, a swift swordsman rushed in and sliced through the enemy line, leaving nearly five men dead in his path. The defenders stood back amazed and wondered whom their ally was.
Charlie looked up at his friends. "Eh? Thought you guys needed some help." He said.
"That was a good charge." Dias said.
"Not really." Charlie said. "If any of the bandits saw me, I would be dead by now."
"Well, whatever." Kiyoko said. "Lets kill them so we can go protect the villages."
"Gotcha!" Charlie said. He drew up his sword and charged along with the rest of the defenders. Alan and the mages jumped from the roof and charged forward sending a literal firestorm with their highflying fire bolts.
Kiyoko fought her way to Charlie's side. They stood back to back, warding off bandit after bandit.
"Thanks…" Kiyoko muttered.
"Semper Fi kid…" Charlie said. "Semper Fi."
At the library, a group of a dozen bandits had scouted the area and confirmed the lack of defenders.
"Strange, I would assume the place where they keep the secret archives would be heavily defended." One of the bandits said.
"Screw it, lets just go." Said another.
"I don't know; this place looks creepy."
"Ahh don't be a sissy. What's to be afraid of? Scary books?"
"But those two clouds up there don't look friendly."
"You're scared of a couple of clouds? Get real man!"
"Fine…"
The bandits advanced.
'Ready Clive?' Clide whispered to his twin. "NOW!"
Both storms unleashed their lightning blasts, sending five million volts into the lead bandit.
"HOLY NARF SAUSAGES!" The other bandits shouted. As more lightning bolts slammed down, the bandits wasted no time rushing into the building. Once inside, the de facto leader of the group took a head count.
"Who's missing?"
"Butch and Bob." Someone said.
"That leaves ten of us." The leader said. "Enough to take down one library."
"I wouldn't be so certain of that." An errie voice called out.
"Who's there?"
"The Librarian of Doom." The voice said. "I suggest you leave right now and nobody will get hurt."
"You wish!" The leader said. "We're here for the secret archives, and we're not leaving until we get them."
"As you wish." The voice said. "But don't say I didn't warn you."
"Hah, what can one man do?" The leader asked. He led his group down the hallway into the secret archives. Here, in the Silent Springs Library, every secret of every nation was documented from scandals to apparitions. It was second to the Vatican Archives in Etruria.
A lone robed man stood in the middle of the archive room.
"Hello." The man said. "I am Kevin, the Librarian."
"And I'm about to kill you." The bandit said. "Now hand us the secrets of this place or else we'll kill you."
"Oh my." Kevin said. "Well, I cannot do that. In fact, I must indeed stop you."
"Oh yeah?" The bandit said. "You and what army?"
"This army." Kevin snapped his fingers. Immediately, dozens of axe wielding phantoms filled the room.
"HOLY SHIT!" The bandits cried. They began to swing their axes around to ward off the phantoms.
"Resistance is futile." Kevin said. He summoned three more phantom per phantom the bandits killed. Soon, all ten bandits lay dead.
"Clean them up." Kevin ordered his phantoms. The soldiers of doom obeyed and swept the ground with black magic. Soon, the archive floor was as clean as it had been before. The phantom troops disappeared and for all intents and purposes, no battle had ever occurred here.
Kevin calmly walked out of the archive room, locked the door and went back about his business.
In the residential area, George, who had ran back to protect his wife and baby, Samantha and Brian had herded all the civilians into a town hall. The town hall was against a steep slope up to the pinnacle of the Silent Springs mountain range. It provided good cover and only had to be defended on one side. Brian and Samantha stood back as George took cover. He had various magic swords so he could kill as many bandits before they reached him. He knew that once they reached him, it would be a matter of time before either they kill him, or reinforcements arrived. He hoped for the latter, but expected the first.
At the town hall, Sonia and Kate slid down from their posts as they surveyed the carnage. Nearly one hundred fifty bandits had died there. It was quite the number. They looked down the slope to find Kitty and her commanders riding away.
"Cowards." Lulu muttered.
"Save it for later." Kate said. "We have to go protect the children."
Lulu nodded. The entire group then ran as fast as they could towards the schoolyard and residential area.
Inside the restaurant, people were completely oblivious to the conflict outside their walls. Instead they chatted as if nothing was wrong.
"So, how'd humanity lessons with Karel go Priscilla?" Nino asked.
"Bad." Priscilla said. "I took him to the store and showed him various fluffy things. Some how, that man could think of ways to kill a man with almost anything in existence."
"Such as?" Serra asked.
"Teddy bears, spatulas, even soda pop." Priscilla sighed. "I am so gonna die before the fourteen days are over."
"Cheer up." Serra said. "We have some work to do this afternoon."
"What do you mean?" Priscilla asked.
"Erk has asked Rebecca out this afternoon and we're going to ruin their date." Serra said.
"Really? Are you sure it's romantic?" Nino asked.
"Trust me…" Serra said. "It is. Now here's my plan."
She motioned the girls to pull their heads together and whispered her plan. As the plan unfolded, Nino's look of happiness grew and grew while Priscilla's look of apprehension grew worse.
Wil and Rath were grilling Rebecca on details of her upcoming date.
"So, what are you going to wear?" Wil asked.
"I don't know." Rebecca said.
"Well, where are you guys going?" Wil asked.
"I don't know." Rebecca said.
"Well, do you know what time he's taking you out?" Wil asked.
"After lunch." Rebecca said. "Don't worry about me, I'll be fine."
"Sure…" Rath said. "Next thing we know, you'll be pregnant with his child."
"I am NOT like that." Rebecca said.
"That's what my mom said to her friends when she met my dad." Rath said.
"What? You're lying aren't you?" Wil asked.
"Yes, but that's besides the point here." Rath said.
"Look, it's a simple thing okay guys?" Rebecca said. "It's not like I'm in love with him or anything. I mean he's just not my type."
"Are you trying to convince us or yourself?" Rath asked.
"…" Rebecca stayed silent.
"I think we know how you feel now." Rath said solemnly.
"We do?" Wil asked.
"Just shut up kid." Rath said. "Please."
A few tables over, Fiora and Farina smiled as Sain and Florina told them about their morning adventure. While they smiled, Fiora and Farina exchanged a subdued conversation.
"I don't feel comfortable about this…" Farina whispered.
"Me neither…" Fiora whispered back. "He's too close to her…"
"We need to get that creep away from her…" Farina whispered.
"Sisters?" Florina asked. She looked puzzled.
"Yes, go on Florina." Fiora said.
"We're finished." Florina said.
"Oh, well then that was quite the morning you two had." Fiora smiled.
"Yes it was!" Florina smiled. She leaned back and rested against Sain's side a little. Fiora caught the gesture. She felt like puking right there.
At the town hall, the first bandits were beginning to come into sight. George held himself steady.
"Remember…" Brian said. "Don't fire until you see the white of their eyes."
"Got it…" Samantha and George said. George waited for the bandit to get closer. He waited until the bandit's features were visible. Then he raised a light brand and shot a bolt of light into the lead bandit. The man's face contorted in pain and he fell over into the ground. He twitched twice…the fell limp.
"This is good." George mused. He waited for more bandits to come. Then he raised his light brand again and began firing. He watched as one after another, the bandits began to fall under the onslaught of lightning spells launched by the myrmidon's light brands and Brian's lightning spells. Samantha did whatever she could to heal wounds from cuts and scratches the two men got.
Unfortunately, George's light brands ran out soon, and he was left without a ranged weapon. He retreated to where Samantha and Brian were and waited.
Samantha watched as the line of bandits drew closer. Without George's light brands, Brian was doing as best he could, but it wasn't enough. Soon, they would have to fight hand to hand.
It was then Stewie decided to pay another visit to her conscious.
"Let me take over." Stewie said to her.
"No…" Samantha said to Stewie in her mind.
"Trust me… I won't take over the world." Stewie said.
"That's like Bern asking Lycia to leave the border undefended because they aren't going to attack." Samantha said.
"I just want you to live." Stewie said.
"Since when did you care." Samantha asked.
"Since a, you lost your boyfriend, b, I've been with you for quite some time and I've grown attached, and c, most importantly, you die, I die." Stewie said.
"I'm touched." Samantha said. She watched as Georged charged into the bandit line slicing and dicing. A second figure emerged from the town hall. Samantha recognized him as the postal worker Erimus. The assassin pulled out twin blades and attacked. The two men in conjunction with Brian fought the bandits fiercely, struggling to keep the bandits from reaching the town hall, but they were fast becoming overwhelmed.
"Come on." Stewie said. "I need to hone my skills anyways. I promise you…if I do anything bad, you can make me watch Final Fantasy."
"Okay…" Samantha said.
"YAY!" Stewie squealed.
Brian noticed Samantha growing fans and horns.
"No! SAMANTHA!" He yelled. He tried to reverse the spell.
"Don't bother…" Stewie-Samantha growled. "I'm here to help fight."
Stewie took out a mend stave. It glowed in his hand and extended to nearly eight feet long. The orb at top morphed into a grotesque blade. Stewie-Samantha charged, her priestess veil flying off her head revealing her beautiful hair. The bandits stood mesmerized at the angel of death that stood before them, before they comprehended that they were going to die if they didn't act fast.
But it was too late. Stewie had gotten to the bandits. With one wave of the staff, the heads of the closest bandits flew off. The rest of the bandits looked at him in fear.
"AHHH! IT'S THE COMING OF THE ANTI-ELIMINE! RUN FOR IT!"
It was too late to run. Samantha's body leapt and cut off the escaping bandit, her deadly staff waving, slashing, and decapitating. Samantha's body twirled as stewie dodged axes and drove his weapon into the bodies of the bandits. Soon, the carnage was over. Samantha's priestess robes were drenched in blood, but her horns and fangs had receeded. The mend stave returned to it's original form. The girl stood there for a moment, and then fell forward. Brian leapt to catch her before she fell into the snow. George stared at the blood soaked snow in front of him and back at the priestess girl. He never knew she had such power. Erimus just stood there. He walked over to George.
"Sammy is good." Erimus commented. "Just be glad she's on our side."
"Yeah…" George said. "For now."
"Yes…while we're at it…lets clean up a bit." Erimus said. George nodded and the two men got to work shoveling snow and disposing bodies over the cliffs.
A while later, the rest of the Silent Springs residents arrived at the scene of the fight. Samantha was still passed out.
"What happened here?" Glenn asked.
"Sammy let Stewie take over." Brian said. "That was some hot action though."
"Sammy?" Charlie said doing a double take. He looked at the girl and his eyes found the blood on her robes. "Who would've known…"
"Well, lets keep this a secret." Brian said. "If visitors found out what Sammy here is capable of, they might stop coming."
"Yes…" Charlie said. "Lets keep this a secret."
Then everyone pitched in to clean up Silent Springs and get things back to normal.
Lyn and Heath trudged back to the inn, both tired from running around cleaning up bodies. The rest of the army was just finishing dinner and emerging from the restaurant.
"Where were you two?" Hector asked when he came out.
"Doing stuff…" Lyn said. They had been advised to keep the fighting secret.
"What kind of stuff?" Hector asked.
"Mainly getting some medicine for her headache." Heath said. "She'll be fine, but she needs rest."
"Oh…" Hector said. "Okay then, take care." He walked off.
"That was close." Lyn said.
"Yeah… lets get back to the inn. Then we can get some rest. I'm a little too sore to move right now." Heath said.
"Okay…" Lyn said. "Who gets the bed?"
"If you want it…" Heath said. He grimaced. He didn't want to sleep on the ground again.
"We can share…" Lyn said. "I owe it to you to let you sleep comfortably after I dragged you into this."
"Okay." Heath said.
"Besides, that way you can keep me warm." Lyn smiled at Heath.
The Wyvern Lord looked at her wondering if the great Princess of Caelin just came onto him. He pushed the thought from his head. It was giving him a splitting headache.
Charlie, Kiyoko and Alan sat on the roof of the schoolyard, resting after cleaning up much of the blood and bodies from the town.
"Ugh…I feel like a wyvern just tried to dance with me…" Alan moaned.
"Granted that you didn't smash its feet into oblivion first." Kiyoko giggled.
Charlie and Kiyoko laughed.
"Not funny guys…" Alan said.
"It was to us." Kiyoko said. She lay down on the roof and looked up at the grayish sky.
"Hey Charlie." Kiyoko said. "What does Semper Fi really mean?"
"Marine talk for 'always faithful.'" Charlie said.
"Oh… okay." Kiyoko said.
Her stomach growled. "I'm hungry, can I have pocky?"
Charlie and Alan laughed.
"Yes Kiyo…" Charlie said. "You can have all the pocky you want."
"Squee!" Kiyoko squealed. The three friends came off the roof and headed towards the inn where Charlie could get Kiyoko some pocky.
The morning was over and since then, bandits had raided twice, Matthew was in jail, and the church had almost gotten destroyed. As they walked, Charlie shuddered at the thought of what may come next.
Charlie: We're finally past lunch! Yay! Well, as you can see, not much K/K, but everyone got to fight a little, since everyone wanted to fight so badly. I always liked the idea of Stewie Griffin actually succeeding in one of his plans, so I made him a kick ass priestess. Well… I gave him a priestess' body and made him kick ass…close enough. Anyways, thanks for reading and leave a review if you can. Love ya!Reviewer Corner n.n
Kevin: Heh, I needed to take a break from Kate and Kiyo, so I wrote this chapter on Kitty (Why does everyone's name start with a K!). Lyn's gonna get her private time, if you know what I mean -wink wink nudge nudge- but she'll see Sain and Florina soon. As for your Library… just be ready…
Blob: Yes, that would be the worst thing to hear, but of course, I'm paranoid of my writing period, I always thing my previous chapters are better. I'm so happy that you like this. I hope my writing doesn't meet that one day where it slips.
Pheonix-Lord: The security system comes with insanity. So unless you want Kevin's sanity (trust me, you don't) I wouldn't think about getting it. As for tortures…I torture everyone! I'm an equal opportunity torturer.
DragonLady626: Heh, Sain and Florina were in my mind a legit pairing, but then I didn't make the game so I had no say. I'm sure Sain and Florina will have encores (since they literally sleep together). Who knows what can happen.
Samantha: Hehe, you like your battle staff? Stewie's getting attached to you! I hope you're ready for motherhood. Matty'll get out of his fix, but I must say in advance "I'M SORRY!" for what happens to you. But everything turns out good at the end, so everyone wins! Hehe, I can't wait to see that comic.
Inferno-Hero: Heh, that WAS Fairly Odd Parents. Man, that show rules.
Lao Who Mai: Meh, it's true that once a scar heals the skin can't be healed…but seriously, Kate and Kiyoko made their hair grow rabid, they can take care of a few skin cells. As for the age gap, I have two names for you: Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. We're defying the laws of physics here!
RWT: Heh, well, if the Pegasus didn't come soon, I'm pretty sure that -ahem- stuff would've happened. Hehe, poor Salrin indeed…no trains.
Kiyoko-Chan: Of course, and once I introduce your ambulance… wow… bad stuff will happen. Silent Springs is indeed anything but silent n.n we grew up there so we're used to it. I'm pretty sure our ancestors didn't expect it to be tourist trap. Matt's not gonna get tortured that badly… so… can I be alive while typing this now? Sain/Florina is cute. Well, take care of yourself! Eat your pocky and try to eat some other healthy foods, put pocky in it if you can! -fusses over her-
Nightmare3: Your Librarian isn't psycho! Heh, the pairings will develop more as we go along. K/K series will continue as well. I reviewed your fic…I think, and I won't ask why Lucy was in a drag XD;;; although it was funny.
Charlie: Well, love ya all! And it is currently 11:18 PST. Yep, I didn't make it…oh well n.n. Hope everyone continues to enjoy this. I love you all!
