MADARA POV

We were now heading back to Konoha. This Asagi fellow was in the middle of our group with his hands and feet shackled. Though not enough that he could not walk.
As we were walking, and an I felt a sudden sharp pain in my lower stomach.

'Freakin perfect timing Mother Nature.' I growled in my mind.
'I was hoping I wouldn't see you until I arrive back at Konoha.'

I saw their was a rest stop near by to my luck. "I'll catch up with you guys later." I told Hashirama who was standing beside me. To avoid any question I quickly tried to leave, but of course I couldn't with Hashirama there.

"Wait, where are you going?" He asked.

'Damn you Hashirama' was the only thing going through my mind.

"I just have to use the restroom." I said, hoping that would be it.

"Great idea Madara! Lets all head to the rest stop! It's been a long day." He said. The other men agreed with him and started walking towards the rest stoop.

I might not have looked like it, but I was bubbling in anger.

'Go to hell" I hissed in my head, glaring at the men walking towards the rest stop.

"You said you needed to go Madara. Hurry!" Hashirama yelled from where he was.

I breathed in sharply with annoyance, glaring at the men.

I slowly started to walk towards the bathroom.
I stood outside the door for a moment.

Though I had been pretending to be a man for most of my life, I had never walked into the men's bathroom.
So I was surprised to see the men standing side by side reliving themselves...

I was bewildered.

"I saved you a spot right next to me Madara!" I heard Hashirama say. He waved at me, gesturing me to come towards him.

I didn't know what to do. So I silently panicked and quickly walked out the bathroom.

I saw the women's bathroom across the men's. I hesitated at first, but the sharp pain of my cramps made my choice.

I prayed no one was in there and with a quick 'screw it' I walked through the door.

To my luck there was no one else in the bathroom. I went into a stall and took out a scroll from my robe. I was smart enough to not put my womanly stuff in my bags but in a scroll where no one would be able to open them but me.
It might be too much but, better safe than sorry.

I had to work fast.

HASHIRAMA POV

After Madara so rudely left me next to an empty urinal, I hurried to leave to make sure Asagi was still bound by my wood release. Just as I walked out the door, I saw someone I wouldn't have expected to come out of the women's bathroom.

Madara Uchiha

We stared at each other in awkward silance.

"What are you doing in there?" Might as well get to the point.

"I was just..." Madara started but never finished, choosing to stay silent.

"Are you a closet perv?" I asked him. Madara immediately began sputtering until a real sentance left his mouth.

"I have too much respect for myself than to be some creepy pervert!" Madara yelled at me.

If he didn't go in there to peak at woman than...

I let a large grin come on my face.

"Are you not confident about what goes on down there~" I said leaning into his ear.

Madara immediately looked as if the sky was falling.
His face was priceless!

He again started sputtering, I assume he was trying to explain himself but I really couldn't understand him.

"Don't worry Madara! Your secrets safe with me!" I said when I started feeling bad about putting him in such an embarrassed yet funny state.

"At least you have power." I said as a last joke before walking off towards where the Kuromaho was at.

I won't let him live this down.

KONOHA
TOBIRAMA POV

I was down at the elite cell preparing it for the Kuromaho who was captured. His existence was to be kept silent in the village. Our top priority was to keep the Kuromaho away from the other countries. The only people who knew of last Kuromaho member was Hashirama and his squad and Izuna and I.
Izuna only knew because he went through the private messages.

I should have him arrested... Nosey pest...

The cell we were going to use was underneath the Hokage tower. Basement if you prefer.
It looked like any other cell, but it had seals to that would make it, at the very least difficult to use chakra. Meaning that whoever walks through this door would not be able to use chakra, perfect to use on a prisoner who visibly uses chakra to attack, yet bad for the people who will interrogate him.

I got on my knees to make sure the shackles were secured tightly underneath the small bed. They were attached to a long chain so he could walk around, but the chain wasn't that long. He probably won't even get to the middle of the room.

"Is this what you are reduced to when Hashirama returns, a mere rat on the floor?"

That voice...

"Izuna..." I hissed at the Unwelcome intruder.

"Don't tarnish my good name." Izuna said with his arms crossed.

'Just breath Tobirama. Maybe if you ignore it, it'll go away..' I said in my mind.

I got up from the floor and reexamined the seals. I felt Izuna's eyes follow me.
I than heard him take a seat on one of the three chairs.
I still continued to ignore his staring eyes.
I put my whole focus on testing the seals by summoning up a burst of chakra, when I felt my chakra expand and than deflate quickly leaving me a little light headed, I knew the seals worked. I was pretty much done here, I just needed to come up with a list of shinobi that should guard the cell and let Hashirama choose who should guard.

"Are you ignoring me?" The unwanted person asked.

I didn't even acknowledge his question with a glance.

"Che... real mature Senju..." Izuna sneered. "I like you better quite though."

You know what? I don't have to come up with a list of shinobi in here. I can go somewhere else that doesn't have a fire breathing beast rising my blood pressure.
I began to gather all the papers and walked out, or at least tried.
I am having none of it today.

"Your forgetting your pen."

Son of a-

"You should take before that Kuromaho decides to use it as a weapon... I'd almost feel sorry for the guy who gets the joy of having a pen lodged in his neck..." Izuna spoke, tapping his nails on the table.

I sighed, waited a moment, and turned around and snatched the pen before quickly leaving the room.

"Don't forget Hashirama and Madara has arrived with the prisoner." Izuna called out loudly.

I slowly walked back in the room.

"What did you just say?" I wasn't expecting them to return so fast. I hadn't even listed all of the shinobi yet!

"Hn. Deaf and dumb... Not a very good look on you." Izuna said as he crossed his legs.

"I don't have time for this Uchiha." I hissed at him. "How do you know they're in the village? How do you find this stuff out before I do? What the hell are you?" It bothers me to the core of my bone that Izuna gets this information. He's not even suppose to know about the prisoner. No one was suppose to know of their return in the village so they could keep the prisoner a secret. So how the hell dose he keep getting this information?

"Well I'm an Uchiha, I find these things out before you do because I'm smarter than you, and I heard Hashirama's obnoxious laugh." He said with a blank face. I just sighed.

Hashirama you idiot.

"Hey guys! What are you doing in here? Nice to see you're getting along!" A very annoying being screamed.

The view we saw was strange. You had a gleeful Hashirama, a blank faced Madara, two disheveled shinobi, and an aggravated looking kid.

Why do they have a kid chained?
He couldn't possibly be the prisoner...

"Taki, Kin, you may leave now, we got this all handled." Madara gave the orders to the disheveled men who gladly walked out the door.

"Oh? Izuna? Is that you?" Hashirama asked walking towards him.

"Clearly it's not, I'm obviously the wicked witch from those fairy tales." Izuna spat sarcastically at my brother.

"What's the difference between you and her?" I jabbed at him. Izuna just scoffed and trailed his eyes to the kid.

"This pipsqueak is the prisoner who managed to escape your attacks?" He asked. And I was glad that he did because I was curious to.

"Yeah, all though Madara says there's more to him than meets the eye." Hashirama said, finally starting to get serious.

"His name is Asagi Kuromaho, he managed to escape the destruction of his clan but got caught in one of our traps outside their village. I was able to note that he far older than he looks." Madara filled us in.

I took a good look at the "kid." Dark red hair that reaches a little past the nape of his neck, sharp dark brown eyes that seem to hold no emotion, not very tall, his clothes were loose and tattered, and his skin was pale.

He looked anything but threatening.

"How do you on doing this?" I was talking about the whole interrogation and guarding.

"Well only 12 people know about him, so all 12 of us are gonna have to pry the information out of him and keep an eye on him at all times." Hashirama said as he lead the Kuromaho to a chair and shacked his arms and legs to the chain.

He took a seat in front of him.

"Izuna, Tobirama... Go guard the door and don't allow anyone entry." He spoke so seriously I thought I was hallucinating.

I would have objected to being stuck with Izuna but now was not the time to complain, Izuna must have thought the same thing because he didn't even make a side comment, he just left the room to guard.
I followed after.

HASHIRAMA POV

"Now we will begin the questioning. You will answer all our questions with the truth and don't even bother trying to use your chakra, these seals were made by the Uzumaki clan, who specialize in seals." I wanted to get things started quickly and find out everything on the Kuromaho.

"I'd much rather have someone else question me. You are like an air horn to my ear."

Not even this kid fears me when I try to assert my authority!

"Hn... You are rathe loud Hashirama."

Great even Madara is taking that kids side!

"Let's just get to business!" I yelled aggravated by being made fun of.

"How old are you?" Lets just get the basics out.

"I am an age that neither of you know.." He said boredly.

"So we got a smart one on our hands." I hissed. Why won't anyone fear me and give me all the information I want?

"I don't want hurt you, but if things get to difficult, I'll just have Madara here get the info out of you, and he's an Uchiha." I said cockily.

The kid just stared at me indifferent.
"If I can't use chakra, neither can he."

Damn it! I thought for sure he'd fall for that. So many others do...

"Enough chit chat, I'll take over from here." Madara said taking a seat.
"You've proven yourself incompetent in the interrogation room Hashirama."

I nearly fell in depression again... I was trying hard!

MADARA POV

"I've noticed something strange about you." I said, directly looking in the prisoners eyes.

"And what might that be." He said equally looking me in the eye.

"We destroyed your clan, blew them dead... Yet you never once seemed to acknowledge that. It's as if you don't care..." What I spoke was true. He never once shook in anger or cried in sadness, he was just plain about the whole thing.

"Well that's because I don't." Asagi said so calmly speaking.

It took both Hashirama and I by surprise.

"What do you mean you don't care!?That's your clan! Your home! And its been destroyed and you're telling me you don't care?!" I knew Hashirama could only keep the "cool guy" act up for so long...

"I don't care. I don't care that it was destroyed, I don't care that the people in that village were killed. I simply don't care." Asagi said.
He was a strange for sure.

"Well why don't you care? You had loved ones no?" Screaming at him wasnt going to work. To get information out of him were gonna have to be just as dull about this situation as he is.

"I had people who were useful to me." He said.

"What are your feelings about this situation?"

"Honestly... I'm thrilled that you got rid of those worms, in fact I'm a little disappointed that I wasn't the one setting off those bombs." Asagi had a small smirk as he spoke those ill words.

I knew Hashirama was angry at him, I could hear him breathing rapidly.

Though the words Asagi spoke were harsh, I saw no need to get angry over them. Hashirama should stop taking things personally like this. The way I viewed it was, if my village and clan are safe, and if we are not thrown back into the war torn era, than do whatever the hell you want. I found it foolish to take every problem the world has personally. Besides, we were the ones who killed his clan off.

"How can you not care for your clan?" Hashirama asked, showing too much emotion.

"Please, I only viewed those people as imbeciles I had to deal with. It's such a shame you guys are as dimwitted as they were..."

I immediately took notice on what he said. "What do you mean we are as dimwitted? What are your words behind that?"

"You try and guess." Asagi said.

"No. I want an answer right now." I quickly stated. He caught my interests in a bad way.
Hashirama must have felt slightly uneasy about what he said also because he became deadly silent waiting for Asagi to answer.

"I near 200 years old... That is all I am saying today." He said getting up from his seat and walking towards his small old bed.

"Hey! We are not done talking! What do you mean? What are you hiding?" Hashirama stood up from his seat in anger.

Asagi continued to remain silent, choosing to mess with the shackles on his wrists. No amount of yelling from Hashirama phased him. It was like he shut off the world around him and focused his whole attention on the sounds his shackles made.

2 hours is how long we tried to get him to speak again. We saw it useless for today and decided to try tomorrow for longer hours.

"That was a little quick, I was expecting the questioning to last at least half the day." Izuna said when Hashirama and I walked out the door.

"We will be back early morning to question him some more. Guard the doors till midnight than have Taki and Kin guard." The two nodded at my command and I continued to follow Hashirama to his office to discuss our approach and what the Kuromaho had meant.

We entered the room and locked the door shut.

"If we can't get more out of him tomorrow, than we take him out of the chakra sealed room and have the Yamanaka clan look through his memmories. But it must be kept secret." Hashirama spoke as soon as the doors were locked.
"He's nearing 200 years of age which is not normal. The other Kuromahos were all reported to have normal life spans by Uchihas, Hyugas, and medical scientists. Nothing was off about them except for their black chakra and enormous amout of it." Hashirama stated.
"He also meant something when he spoke those words. What do you think he was hinting at Madara?"

I thought for a moment. I had a clue on what he had meant but I was hoping it wasn't it.

"I believe he was hinting that... not all of the Kuromahos are dead." I said.

Hashirama stood silent.
"Just what I feared..."

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