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Author's Note: This chapter will suck. I know it, I just know it.
Chapter 11
"KYAHHHHH!"
A shrill scream ran throughout the whole house, but it never awoke anybody. Everybody still drank the spiked milk, even Luka, unknown to its effects.
"WHY AM I A FUTANARI?!" Neru screamed, on her dark yellow laptop. She was searching for pictures when she came across a comic where she was a futanari and f***ing Miku. "GODDAMMIT! S***! F***!"
Rin then stepped in the room, calmly drinking freshly squeezed orange juice. "What are you screaming about?" She asked as she sat beside Neru. Neru then blushed, trying to scoot away from Rin.
"Get away from me, you orange freak!" She yelled, eyes wide with anger. Rin just rolled her eyes. "Weren't you asleep?!"
Rin shrugged. "I knew that the milk had sleeping powder in it so I didn't drink it last night. I woke up and everybody was on the floor, so I had to step on them to get around. The most fun one to step on was Luka," Rin grinned widely, thinking about how she stepped and stomped on the tuna lover's head but the woman never woke up. "Also, Haku's boobs feel just like rice cakes." Neru blushed even more.
"Wh-What did you touch Haku for! Freak! Pervert! Molester!" She shouted loudly, not caring who hears her. Rin shrugged again, feeling a bit dizzy.
"I don't know...but this morning, when I was making the orange juice, something that Mei-chan always drinks fell into it but I still drank it and now I feel weird and stuff...it was...amazake or something? I don't know...but my head feels heavy and it's really hot in here..." Rin fell face first into Neru's lap.
"KYAHHHHH!" Neru screamed, blushing furiously. "WHY AM I PAIRED UP WITH YOU ANYWAYS?!" She shoved Rin off her lap and then flailed her arms, as if she was trying to shake off the 'Rin germs'. "Bitch!" Neru's loud voice lowered a bit as she layed on the couch suddenly, eyes going dull.
"I don't...feel like doing this rant anymore..." Neru muttered, but then she tried to sit back up. "But...a lot of people want to hear what I have to s-say...G-God, I'm gonna pass out..."
"Neru..." Rin stood up and then draped an arm over Neru's shoulders. "You're so brave...and stuff..." She fell down again. Neru sighed.
"I...kinda like Haku in that way, but...I don't really like anybody right now...except Tei." Neru muttered, clutching her head and whimpering.
"Crack pairing!" Rin shouted, chomping on Neru's leg. She didn't even flinch. "Or is it?" Rin added dramatically, staring at the camera on the floor.
"I don't like Len either...I just don't see why people like me so much when I'm paired up with him." Neru yawned. "And...I'm so bitchy in most of the stuff I'm in...oh yeah." She stood up, ignoring Rin.
"I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!" She shouted and then fell down to the clean white carpeted floor. "I feel sick..."
Static
"Okay," Rin slurred, holding the camera up to her face. Her right eye twitched. "We're sorry about the late update. We've been feeling blue these past few days, and...Kei-chan is extremely exhausted and she's losing the motivation to do this, and so are we. If you want us to continue ranting, please leave a review stating your opinion about our future departure. If you object to our leaving, then we just might stay. Just leave a review, no harsh words though. We're already thinking about leaving as it is," Rin wiped some drool away from her mouth and continued.
"So, like, we'll check the reviews later after this is posted. If we have enough good reviews, then we'll continue. If not then..." Rin sighed. "Good-bye." She switched the camera off.
Author's Note: *Completely sore from carrying around a bunch of textbooks and such* I'm sorry...I'm thinking about abandoning this fanfic. I'm sorry, I really am, but I just don't feel the excitement of writing a rant anymore. I'm losing the motivation to do this. I'm really sorry.
