Hey guys! Sorry, I've been doing stuff. And some more stuff.
Coconut Coral- I'm going to call you the cough drop lady. Please, save it for your naughty bedroom scenes. Ikr, I so wanted to do that throughout the movie.
Captain Jayde Sparrow- Thank you, your two cents are added to the authors-with-no-time fund.:)
Romeoandjuliet4-ever- This is your chapter, so shine, sista! I'm going to love the look on Elizabitch's face. (Grins evilly)
Flik- Haha, nope. Silly Lizzie, thinking the Commodore would choose you over moi. (shakes head mockingly) It was…. Ok? Maybe? I got hit in the head with luggage a lot. But we did get fudge.
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Natasha-
Natasha was lead to a large cabin, with posh blue sheets and heavy curtains. It was musty and dusty and absolutely perfect.
"This reminds me so much of my room." She muttered, looking around. She dipped into a curtsy at the gentleman, who smiled and exited, leaving her to her own devices. She lay on the bed, reveling in the midnight effect the room created. A little sleep couldn't hurt, could it? Before she could sleep, though, she was roused by a tapping noise nearby. She jerked upright, grabbing a mirror from the bedside table, and snuck around the bed, doing a ninja roll for good measure. In the corner, two large eyes stared at her, goldish green in color. She scooted closer, and the thing scooted back. She patted at her pockets for something to give the creature to lure it closer. There! A packet of Twizzlers. She extracted it slowly; she pulled out one a handful of the squares, holding them out to the shape. It walked closer, leaping into her hand to eat. A small mousey thing, no bigger than a rock, with grey and white fur, and teeth that were currently devouring a small red bit. The red bit was held by two small pink paws. It was cute, no doubt. It stared at her through hazel eyes. Its supply of sugar finally ran out, and it wanted more. She stood slowly, placing the creature on the bed, along with more of the red fruit of the gods. He got to work on that pile, while Natasha thought about what to do with him.
"I suppose I could keep you. I always wanted a mouse, but my mom hated them. Would you like to be my pet?" she was answered with satisfied smacks. She shook her head. He had the table manners of her little brother. The creature, with a fat, cute, little stomach, curled into a ball, and fell asleep. Natasha shook her head. The nub didn't even bother to say thanks. She attempted to figure out how to work the bath, and managed to get it three quarters of the way full without killing herself. She slipped slowly into the bath, sinking like a rock in saltwater. She was just starting to doze of, when a familiar baritone sounded from the doorway.
"Enjoying you bath?"
She screeched, trying to cover herself, relaxing when she realized it was only James.
"Holy crap, dude. Don't scare me like that." She said, sinking back down.
"Fair enough. Can you please wrap it up? I need to discuss something with you."
"Oh, fine. Give me a second." She said, rising like some water goddess out of the water, and grabbing a fresh fluffy towel. She wrapped it around herself, letting it hang low. The Commodore gulped a little, his eyes straying.
"Sweetie, I'm up here." She teased, motioning to her face. His eyes jerked up, and he attempted to mumble an excuse. She giggled, sitting on the bed, placing the mouse on a fluffy pillow on the floor.
"So, what was it you needed to talk about?" she asked, stretching luxioursly.
"Oh, urh, uh, were expected to go into battle within a few days, and I wanted to discuss where you will be going during that time."
"Ok. Why can't I just stay and fight?" she asked, looking miffed.
"Do you know how to use a sword?"
"Fair enough. So what am I doing?"
"I have decided to keep you and your friends in here, where there's the least chance of you getting hurt until after the battle is over. Then, we will come get you, and we will be free to get you back home."
Natasha looked sadly at the sheets. Of course, who would want to keep her around? It wasn't like she was as pretty as Elizabitch or anything. For once, Natasha was actually jealous of her.
"Tasha, what's wrong?" James asked, cupping her chin in his hand.
"You don't want me to stick around?" she asked, water clouding her vision.
"Oh no, that's not it at all. Do you want to stick around?" he asked, wrapping her in a hug.
"Yeah, Yeah, I think I do."
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Jenna
Jenna rolled over onto something hard, mumbling something about unicorns and eyeliner. A foreign substance tickled her nose, and she groggily opened her eyes to see what it was. A bright red crop of hair blinded her in the early sun, and she closed her eyes momentarily to keep her eyeballs in her sockets, not burned to a crisp. Those eyes soon popped back open.
"Whoa." She was lying in a mussed up bed, flung across the chest of a naked Fluffy. She grinned evilly, deciding on the best way to wake him up. She leaned down, pressing her lips to his. He responded hungrily, and she only came back when she needed air. Fluffy looked lost and whispered "Mommy?"
"Oh, that's just wrong, sicko!" she exclaimed, leaning backwards and wiping her mouth of furiously. Two greenish eyes popped open, making the wearer look a little surprised.
"Morning Mr. Imakeoutwithmymom. How are you today?" she asked,
He gave her the WTF look before he realized they were both naked.
"Your… I'm… we didn't… did we?" he asked, clutching the sheets furiously to himself.
"I am delighted to inform you, that yes, we did." She smirked, stretching like a cat.
He screamed, flying about the room trying to grab his clothes and only managing to get tangled up and say some choicy French curses.
"Calm down dude, before you permanently damage something." She said, slipping off the sheets and grabbing him in some wrestling move she learned somewhere.
"Ok, now, what are you looking for?"
"My clothes."
"Ok, so I think I sent a sock out the window, so that's out of the question, but I know where some of it is. There's a pair of breeches in the bathroom, a sock and a cravat there…" on and on until both had completed outfits, minus one sock.
"Well, what shall we do now?" she asked, sliding on her neon knee socks.
"I have to take you back to the deck."
"What, no tongue war rematch?" she said, looking sad. She gave him her best kicked puppy look, and he sighed.
"Fine, come here."
"Yay!" *Smack*
She landed against him with a thud, clawing her way along his back and arms, kissing like there was no tomorrow. He responded as hungrily, before they had to resurface for oxygen. They looked at each other awkwardly for a moment, before diving in again. And again. And then they just said to hell with it and flung all their clothes off once again.
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Lilly-
Lilly startled when someone poured water all over her face. She leapt up, screaming, "HOLY SHIT THAT'S COLD!" and shaking herself off.
"What the hell was that for?" she asked a smirking Groves, holding a bucket.
"You passed out, and everyone could see up your skirt."
Lilly's eyes widened, staring at her skirt.
"AHHHH! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSING!" she ran under the decks, entering a deserted cabin and hiding in the corner. A knocking sounded on the door, and it swung inward. She hid under the bed as best she could, not a very good hiding place, but there wasn't much here she could work with.
"Lilly? Are you in here?" Groves asked, scanning the room. He looked in the little closet thingy, and in all the corners.
"Well, I guess she's not here."
Lilly let out a breath in relief, and he spun on his ridiculously buckly shoes.
"Ahha. What are you doing there? You know a guy died in that bed, right? They say there's still blood on the floor."
"Oh, you're an ass." She exclaimed, leaping out and shaking out her hair.
"Thought that would get you out. So what are you doing in here?"
"Uh, duh, hiding from all those guys, that, yeah." She said, looking at the floor.
"Oh, calm down, they didn't pay any attention. We do do our duties, thank you very much." He said, smirking. "Now, come on. Maybe you're friends will be back."
"Probably not, judging by that." She said, motioning to the various noises coming from nearby.
"Oh, I see. Well, a battle is supposed to be happening. I need you to stay down here. James said he was going to find you all a place to stay. Then we can come get you, and we'll sail on our merry little way."
"Why can't I be above decks?"
"Do you know how to use any weapons?"
"I know kung fu and how to fire most guns."
"Well then you could be useful."
"Yeah."
"Well, let's go up above deck. I'm sure I can be useful somewhere." Groves said, exiting the cabin with Lilly in tow.
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Abby
Abby was watching TV, eating a bag of popcorn and smearing cheese all over her face. The theme for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" played, and she sighed in boredom. Ever since her little brother had gone with his grandparents to Orlando, life had been soooo boring. She flicked through the channels, trying to find something that wasn't completely mind numbing, and giggled in delight. Pirates of the Caribbean was on, and she revitalized herself from the half asleep mode she was in. She smiled hugely when Will entered. The smirk faded when he walked up to Elizabitch, telling her he loved her. She sighed in the perfect tone of a forbidden lover.
"Oh, thee should be mine." She murmured, fluttering her eyelashes dramatically.
She watched mostly for Mr. Featheredhat, and really didn't pay attention to any other characters, so she almost missed the part where Lizzie and Will kissed.
"NOOOOO! HE'S MINE!" she yelled, launching herself at the screen. A second before she smacked into it, there was a rumbling, roaring boom and she was sucked into a portal.
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Flik
Flik ran around, chasing her cat Jackie.
"JACKIE! COME BACK HERE! I NEED TO BRUSH YOU, AND HUG YOU, AND LOVE YOU!" she screamed, running all over the place. She wasn't really paying attention to what she was doing, and rammed into a wall, nearly busting a hole into it. She staggered back, falling, and falling, and falling some more. Way longer than she should have. As she feel, the pain in her head rendered her unconscious. She finally landed with a thump moments later, groaning and then gasping in shock as she came around.
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Well, that's all folks. I would make it longer, but I don't want to bore you out of your skulls.:) The girls that were just added do have some connection to the black books, that just got in on the bandwagon in a slightly unconventional way.
