A/N: I'm actually on holiday in France with no wifi as I'm in the middle of nowhere. It's a pretty middle of nowhere though. There's a pool. Anyhow, this oneshot was originally written for my amazing friend Gaia, but about an actor we love, and his girlfriend. Shh, don't tell them. They're not very well known at all so it might freak them out. Right.


One afternoon, Kurt came home from work, ridiculously tired, and went into the living room to see Helena, his and Blaine's daughter.

Blaine had picked her up from kindergarten, and apparently another child too. There was newspaper covering the entire floor, and Helena was happily finger painting with her new nursery friend, a little girl with a pink dress and black hair.

"Blaine?" Kurt asked in amusement as he spotted his boyfriend looking as if he was enjoying this more than the 2 year olds in his care. God, he was such a child.

"Hi!" he said happily, barely flinching as Helena smeared blue paint across his cheek, shrieking with delight.

Kurt raised an eyebrow and bit back a laugh. "Care to explain who this unknown child is?"

"Oh, this is Sophie, from Helena's kindergarten. The two had really hit off during the day, and her parents recognised me from the Warblers! How cool is that? The WARBLERS!"

Kurt just giggled and kneeled down on the newspaper to observe the work done by his daughter and Sophie. There were pieces of paper laid out on the floor for them to draw on, but all Helena had done was paint all over Blaine's clothes and skin.

"Blaine, you look ridiculous," Kurt said affectionately, but the curly haired man just shook his head.

"She's clearly just trying to impress Sophie! Look." He leaned down towards Sophie, causing the dark haired girl to giggle with delight and smear green paint over Blaine's eyebrow. "See?"

"Is that Helena's dress?"

"Well of course," Blaine explained, "I didn't want her parents to have to wash her clothes so I gave her Helena's!"

He kept talking, half to Kurt, half to the girls, but Kurt can only focus on how in love he is.


A/N: I'm lazy and couldn't be bothered to write a fresh fic, so this is literally just copied and pasted. I changed the names. It sounded better with Dan and Alice in lieu of Blaine and Kurt. Whatevs. I'm also NOT in France as I upload this. I wrote this last summer; I'm currently at home in rainy England listening to Tom Jones and eating fruit salad. Craaaazy.