! Thank you now that I have your attention I'd like to present you with yet another day in the life of My Big Happy Wrestling Family. I know we've been gone for a while, I'm also a couple days late with this chapter and my co-author hasn't been able to get on unfortunately but we love you, awesome. because you truly are awesome, love! But my musi are going to kill me if I don't write this! Since I've been gone, I have reluctantly adopted a few new muses, thanks to my Odd Future and Funk Volume obsessed brother and cousins.

Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you, OFWGKTA,YMCMB, BSM and Swizz

Earl Sweatshirt: I owe millions

Me: Hi, Earl! SO Tyler, what are your inspirations?

Tyler The Creator: Uh meth and I REALLY love cats!

Swizz: I work at the institution of I-H-O-P and I'll flip the best pancakes you'll ever eat!

Drake: I'm so I'm so I'm so proud of you

Wacka Flocka Flame: I love money and she loves me, FLOCKA!

Lil Wayne: Oh my God Becky, look at her butt, Tunechii!

Taco Bennett: I'm with your girlfriend eating chips!

Alex Riley: And yo wifey got the dip!

Me: Alex, I told you this is Odd Future's time! Get out of this discussion!

Jasper Dolphin: By the way I do punch bitches!

Taco Bennett: Aye, that was pretty tight A-ry! Can he join Odd Future?

Tyler The Creator: No, there is only room for Justin Bieber and R-Kelly!

Anyway since they all acting like cocker spaniel puppies on crack, let's get on with musi diary.

Random Disclaimer!: Hey I don't own sh**in here except my crazy ass OC's and ya'll know who they are. Don't do anything I say in here, okay its fu***** fiction. Fu** Bill O'Reilly! (Not really just another OF song! Who the hell is Bill O'Reilly?) 4,3,2,1...

February 14, 2012: Valentine's Day Disaster; 5:50am

An unusually overly happy Angelle is standing over my bed

Angelle Muse: "Happy Valentines' Day Michelle! May your day be filled with cheer and love, sweetie!"

Me: "Thanks, kitten but I know John's going to get you something extraordinary and you'll have an awesome V-day but do you realize what time it is?"

Angelle Muse: "Yep! It's 5'o clock in the morning, the conversation got boring—I know

because you mom will be in here to wake you up in 3,2,1 (Looking down at her pink G-Shock)

Me: She will not-(Foot goes in mouth)

Mom: Michelle, time to get up for school!

Me: "You know what, Angelle screw you!"

Mom: "What was that little girl?"

Me: "Nothing"

Mom walks off and I get up and get ready for school

It's 7:30 when I arrive at school and the stupid campus is filled with red and pink and I think I'm going to be sick! I just moved to this school a month ago, so I only know a few people and I don't have a boyfriend. I arrive in 1st and it seems like EVERYONE is all over each other but thank you Jesus that all my classes are letting us have free days today.

Miz Muse: "Hey baby boo happy V-Day!"

Me: Hey, Mizzy! Same to you but it isn't going to be so happy."

Miz Muse: "Why?" (Covers his mouth because he remembers why) "Aww I'm sorry baby doll. What would it have been, two years for you guys?"

Me:"Yeah. God, I hate him why did he have to break my heart two weeks before Valentines Day?"

Alex Muse: "Hey how's it hanging es'e?(Pronounced essay)" Ready for an awesome Valentines Day with your man?"

Me: Puts my head on the desk and begins crying

Miz Muse: "Alex do you always have to be such an insensitive ass? Cody(My faggot redneck country ex boyfriend who had the most gorgeous blue eyes ever. In case you haven't figured it out yet.) broke her heart and it would have been two years for them today."

Alex Muse: "Don't worry sgro! (pronounced scro) There are plenty of us who are going to be alone today! You know what you can join the Lonely Hearts Club with me!"

Miz Muse: "Alex, were trying to cheer her up, not depress her and nobody cares that you won't get any on Valentine's Day. We all know you're a fucking loser and you fail at life."

Alex Muse: "Bitch kill yourself I ain't no fucking loser! By the way, Tanielle's doing the scissor with Maryse while you're gone just to let you know."

Miz Muse: "LIES! That was only one time and they promised to never do it again."

Alex Muse: "You're right lies because they're doing it right now! Your wife and ex-girlfriend are fucking lesbians and they let me film it! Ha!"

Me: "Would you two shut the hell up before the teacher comes over here? And gross A-ry!"

The rest of the day is a depressing drag, I go home and I lie down in bed.

Tanielle Muse: "Hey girly is everything okay?"

Me: "No. It's Valentine's Day and I'm all alone."

Tanielle Muse: "It's okay baby girl he doesn't deserve you anyway."

Suddenly Maryse, Angelle and John M pop up out of nowhere.

JoMo Muse: "Don't worry about him even though we tried to warn you."

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Angelle Muse: "Come on 'Chelle, it was so obvious and he was such a douche."

Me: "How?"

Maryse Muse: "How he used to flirt with anything with a pulse and a kitty cat, including your disgusting, cack-sucking, future porn-star cousin Mia."

JoMo Muse: "And how he used to say you were nothing but sex to him-

Me: "Okay dammit I get it, stop making me feel bad! Look guys don't worry about me. Y'all all go out and have a wonderful Valentine's Day. Don't let me ruin your nights."

(They all leave me alone and let me take a nap. Not more than an hour later I hear yelling from no one other than Hurricane Nikeya and I have a feeling it's not going to be pretty. I wake up to walk in my living room to see Nikeya and Eve going at it, throwing very sharp high heels(which happen to belong to me) and Zach and John, along with the rest of my musi looking on like freaking spectators knowing good and damn well they're the causes of this mess.)

Nikeya Muse: "First you sleep with Zach and then you turn around and kiss John! Bitch I will snap your neck!" (Tishawna, Brianna and Naomi all try and hold her back but she just throws another shoe and nails Eve)

Eve Muse: "Don't hate the player Kiki, hate the game, ho!"

Me: "STOP! Both of you and I thought, hold on scratch that, I KNOW I said Eve wasn't even allowed in my thought process, so Eve Whorres, why are you in my fucking house?"

Nikeya Muse: "This bitch is trying to ruin every relationship I'm in and I'm sick of it! I'm going to kill her ass! She slept with Zach and we dated since we were in middle school and she kissed John on Monday night."

Me: "I know and you have every right to kill her but I don't want any blood shed today. John, Zach either one of you dumb asses wanna help to try and buffer this situation?"

John C Muse: "Nikeya baby I'm sorry. I didn't mean and you know I love you and I only care about you. I'm sorry that Zach broke your heart but I'm here for you."

Nikeya Muse: "Oh Johnny I'm sorry too! I love you too baby. Get lost whore! You too wheelie."

Zach and Eve leave with everyone laughing at them.

It's about 7:00pm that night, my parents are going out to eat and my brother is at a friends' house and it's just me and my musi. Everything seems quiet and good, I'm washing dishes until I hear my best friend Alex and A-ry calling me from the living room.

Me: "Hey Alex!" (I run and hug him)

Alex: "Hey. Happy Valentine's Day. Here I bought you something." (Hands me flowers and a teddy bear)

Me: "Thank you!"

A-ry Muse: Whispers to Alex H.

Alex: "Okay dude I'll tell her."

Me: "Tell me what?"

A-ry Muse: ''Chelle, we know you've been through hell, that's why you bad as fuck and you know you are, but seriously Alex has something he wants to tell you."

Alex: Pulls out his guitar, grabs my hand and begins singing Jason Derulo's It Girl.

Me: In tears by the end of the serenade.

Alex: "So I guess what I'm trying to say is, will you be my valentine?"

Me: "Yes." (We kiss and everyone awes)

A-ry Muse: "You know what I think I'm going to sing. Ya'll wanna hear me sing?"

All musi: "Hell no!"

A-ry muse: "Well...fuck you too then I'm do it anyway." (Grabs my karaoke machine microphone)

A-ry Muse: "This goes out to a very special lady, Ms. Naomi Night. Girl, get your sexy ass over here."

Naomi comes to the floor and Alex turns on instrumental to Drank In My Cup by Kirko Bangz.

A-ry Muse: "Girl I know how much you really want somebody, want somebody that don't really need you. You heard what I said, bout to put you to bed ain't try love you baby just fuck you instead."

We all burst into laughter and all agree that this is definitely the most interesting Valentine's Day ever!

Okay so I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!:) By the way, this was a true story. This is actually what happened on Valentine's Day for me and I am absolutely happy and content with my week:)

Peace and Love,

BrickSquadBabyy:)