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Story Start.
"Okay everyone. Pick your partners, today is mission day. Ur, I need you to stay here and make sure nothing happens to the guild... again. Levy, since you are still an official member of Fairy Tail you can't join us on missions. Cats, today you can join your slayers on their missions if they pick one over B-Rank." Naruto shouted loudly to everyone in the newly built guild. All that was left was to make the inside fancy, and get furniture for everything. The only thing visible in the whole guild right now were it's members, the mission board, and Roubaul getting drunk at the only table in the guild.
The second he gave the order Sting and Rogue teamed up and their cats joined them. They were going to make Master proud by bringing home a perfectly completed mission. Lector and Frosch gave cat grins as they relaxed on their master's heads.
Chelia and Wendy both walked over and stood behind Naruto, since they were technically an official team right now they would suck up the rivalry and work together. Friends they may be, but they were also girls interested in the same man. Carla did not bother joining Wendy since her sore body was aching to much from Kurama's training. That bastard was really a sadist, she just knew it deep inside her.
"Why can't I go on a mission to?" Ur questioned as Naruto looked at her with a deadpan look. She at least had the decency to blush when she remembered how little control she had over her strengthened powers. When training the boys she had tried to freeze the lower halves of their bodies, but she missed and ended up freezing a quater of the forest around them. The presence of chakra in her body was multiplying her power by five times it's normal strength, and Naruto had yet to teach her how to control chakra.
"You... never mind." Naruto decided to stop the scolding he was going to give her before really starting it. Ur looked disturbed that she was not scolded and saw him shaking his head and walking towards the Mission Board.
Sting and Rogue were about to run off before Naruto grabbed them by their collars and lfited them into the air. Naruto looked at the mission rank in Sting's hands and saw a large C on it. Nodding to himself he dropped the boys on the ground and let them run off to bring more fame to the guild.
"So what rank do you girls want to take today?" Naruto questioned as they both smiled.
"C/S!" Wendy and Chelia said before their gazes met and sparks of electricity flew between their eyes. Naruto sighed and looked over the missions. Honestly none of them seemed very good at the moment, and then he saw a weird request.
Please Look After Our Villages Child - A rank - 100,000 + ? - Sun Village
"Strange. Hey girls, we are taking this one. Stop argueing and get your stuff ready. Chelia, when I say stuff I do not mean four extra sets of clothes. Wendy, you know what to do. Kurama... I don't care what you do today, but for some reason I think it would be a bad idea to take you on this mission. So just stay here for today." Naruto barked as Kurama raised a none existant eyebrow at his friend and shrugged. He had a full day of sleeping, watering his tree, and sun-bathing anyway.
"Fine by me Naruto." Kurama stated while he jumped up on the same table as Roubaul and stole his beer from him, and started chugging it. Roubaul sent the fox a sour look but got up to get another beer. Naruto sighed and smiled at the interaction, but then noticed a weird presence behind a pillar near Ur. He shrugged it off as a trick of the light.
There was no way that Juvia of Phantom Lord was dumb enough to come to the guild of her old guild masters killer. So he focused on the fact that Wendy and Chelia were coming back, and they set off on foot. Sun village was actually only an hours walk away from where they were. As they walked out Levy gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek and words of luck.
"Hey Master. Where are we going?" Chelia asked as she walked the fastest to keep up with the two with longer legs.
"The Sun Village. I am a little suspicious as to why baby sitting would be an A-Rank mission though. Anyway, how are you adjusting to the guild Chelia?" Naruto asked the small girl. She just smiled and ranted on and on about how awesome it was being in the guild. Stuff like how she could feel the 'love' between the guildmates. It was kinda true. Naruto did love every person in his guild. Sting and Rogue were like little annoying brothers to him, Roubaul the pervert hermit, Wendy... he was not to sure but he did lover her, and Ur was like the older sister that was trying to get in his pants. After all, how could he be a great guild master if he did not love his guild members. The Third Hokage was the leader of a whole village and he loved every person in it. He once told Naruto about how it killed him on the inside to know he might be sending his ninja to their deaths everyday, but it was better for him to do it than make someone else feel the guilt.
Wendy looked at the girl who had been speaking for forty minutes straight without talking, while a semi-annoyed expression appeared across her face... Well as annoyed as Wendy could look that is. Naruto just chuckled at how much the two reminded him of Ino and Sakura when they were just beginning their rivalry. Wendy was like the shy Sakura with the more developed body like Ino, while Chelia was the outgoing Ino with the underdeveloped body of Sakura.
'Not that Wendy is that developed either.' Naruto thought as he sent a look at her body. Most girls by now would have developed a bit more than Wendy has, but he was not concerned. She had just hit puberty, and he had given her 'the talk' last night.
[Flashback]
"Ahhhhhhh!" Naruto heard a scream coming from where Wendy was sleeping, and like a rocket he took off towards the distressed guild member. Naruto ran itno her room and saw a naked Wendy screaming as she noticed blood trailing down her leg... from her vagina. Naruto let out a sigh of relief that she was okay.
"Wendy! Calm down!" Naruto yelled as he rushed by her side as wrapped a comforting arm around her shoulders.
"How can I calm down! My special place is bleeding!" Wendy yelled back in annoyance while Naruto thumped her on the head.
"Wendy! Nothing is wrong with you. You are perfectly fine right now. Every girl goes through what you are going through right now. It is natural for young girls to start their periods at your age." Naruto lectured gently while Wendy sent him a confused look.
"Bleeding is... natural for girls out of our special place?" Wendy questioned with a look of disbelief. Naruto would have the same look if he was told he was going to bleed from somewhere naturally so he did not blame her.
"Not only is it natural, but it is the start of a beautiful process for every growing woman. What you are going through now is the first sigh of puberty. The time that turns young girls into lovely women." Naruto said as Wendy still looked confused, and had yet to notice she was naked. She had been about to take a shower s=when she had started bleeding.
"Puberty?" Wendy said as Naruto smiled to her.
"Yes. All people go through it. The process is different slightly depending on gender, but for women it means your bust will get bigger, hips wider, butt slightly larger, your lips will get fuller, you will also be growing hair in weird places. Finally, you will begin the menstruation cycle. Inside your body right now are millions of little eggs. Those eggs are in two sack-like organs called the Ovaries. When an egg has matured enough and grown big it will leave the Ovaries and travel through some tubes into your Womb. Once in the womb it will attach to the walls of your organ and begin waiting to be completed by a sperm from a man. If it does not get that sperm after awhile your womb will shed the built up blood and the egg from your body which is the reason you bleed." Naruto explained as fully as he could. He had only given this talk to one other young girl, and that was back in his home world.
Wendy looked at herself in amazement at the changes she would go through, but it was also kind of scary. Though if Naruto said it was a beautiful process she would believe him. Naruto always had her best interest in mind.
"Where will I be growing hair?" Wendy asked while Naruto stopped and had a thought. Now that he thought about it, she may not grow hair. Once he had become a dragon slayer most his body hair seemed to fall off while being replaced by extremely tiny scales. Though it would not hurt to tell her just in case he was wrong.
"Well, the most common places for a... growing girl to get new hair would be her arm pits, the hair on the legs will get thicker and darker, and around your crotch area. Don't worry though, if you actually do grow hair and don't like it you can shave it off." Naruto stated while Wendy sighed in relief.
"How often am I going to bleed?" Wendy asked while Naruto shrugged. It was different for every girl, because every girl had a different yet unique body.
"On average I would say three or four days, but as a dragon slayer their may be some differences between you and a normal girl." Naruto said while another though popped into Wendy's head.
"What happens to guys?" Wendy asked, and Naruto groaned. She did not exactly need to know, but the information was still valuable for her even if she did not have use for it right now.
"A boy's muscles get bigger, he grows more hair in more places than girls, he will become more aggressive, and he will get what is known as a Sex-Drive. He will constantly crave sex from girls. He will get horny... or aroused over even the slightest things. Heh, sometimes he will just get randomly aroused for no reason. Also, a man's body will start to produce sperm from two oval-like organs located in a sack under the man's special organ called a Penis." Naruto said as he told Wendy something that even embarrassed him... Even if he did not let it show on his face.
"... Can I see it?" Wendy asked with a blush. She would be lying if she said she was not curious as to what a real one looked like.
"Huh?" Naruto asked in surprise. Sure, he had been nude in front of women MANY times. when you travelled for three years with a pervert that would take you to as many mised bathing hot springs as possible you got used to having your junk stared at. Heck, his impressive size got a lot of women to approach them and talk to them.
"Can I see your p-p-p-penis?" Wendy stuttered, and Naruto suddenly gained an understanding look. Naruto chuckled and Wendy decided to play her ace in the hole. She gave him the 'pout'. Naruto resisted as long as he could before he decided his answer.
[Flashback End]
Needless to say, it was an embarrassing talk for both of them. Naruto looked at Wendy with a smile though. This would be the first time he actually got to watch a person grow up. It made him feel old, even though he was only a few years older than Wendy. Heck, he never really got much of a childhood either, nor was he the most mentally stable person around.
"PRETTY BIRD!" Naruto yelled randomly as the two girls jumped into battle position, before they realized what he said and gave him blank stares. "Hey, don;t give me those stares. You have to learn to... DODGE!" Naruto yelled as he jumped in the air and did a mid air splits to kick them both in the head. Naruto landed on the ground and gave them a peace sign before couphing into his hand. "As I was saying, you have to learn to think quickly. If I had been the enemy I would have cut your heads off when I had that chance." Naruto lectured as the downed girls stood up with their heads leaning to the sides a little more, before thye grabbed them and...
CRACK
Put them back into place.
"... OUCH!" Chelia practically screamed as Wendy experienced minor pain. She and the other dragon slayers had already gotten used to getting beaten up randomly. Once Naruto put a storage seal in both Sting's cereal and food bowl. The second he opened the box... POW, right in the kisser. He starts eating the cereal... BOOM , headshot and a mess all over his face. Clones popped out of the seal and knocked him in the head. Naruto could be an evil bastard when training people.
"What did you learn?" Naruto asked the two girls while Wendy sent him a tiny dark look that looked absolutely adorable on her. Chelia on the other hand smiled... That one threw Naruto through a loop.
"You said you show love through pain. You must love me a lot! That's what I learned!" Chelia stated while Naruto paled. He did not want to be the one responsible for teaching a young girl about the art of S and M play.
"... I learned that I am the only sane one on this team." Wendy said after barely a moment of thought. She had an extremely powerful dumbass for a leader, he even admitted it himself. The other member of her team was a love-freak that was over obsessed with love and fighting, and apparently had a fetish for pain.
"Wendy... you have yet to see the world through the eyes of insanity... It looks very nice from the insane side... Join us, we have candy and a Pedo-Bear protection program with robot laser dogs that poop jellybeans." Naruto said, messing with the girl while Chelia sent him an amazed look.
"We have robot laser dogs that poop candy! Why was I never told about this!?" Chelia questioned as both Naruto and Wendy face palmed this time. Naruto had just been making a joke a few moments ago... though he was a little insane. He totally blamed that on Kakashi, his Mom and Dad, Jiraiya, and Kurama though. Yep, not his fault at all he was an insane bastard that had the power to level countries.
"Chelia... were you dropped on your head as a baby?" Naruto asked with visible concern on his face, that changed to disbelief when she nodded happily. Naruto really should have known, since that would explain a lot.
"Over twenty times I think." Chelia said as she counted them on her fingers, or at least attempted two.
"... At least I am not the dumbest person in the guild anymore." Naruto stated happily while a pair of giants came into view. Naruto looked up at them unimpressed. He had picked up Kurama and slammed him on the ground before when he was the size of a mountain, and the toad statues he had picked up for his training were bigger than these guys. The fact that made him want to laugh the most was the person annoying the giants, either that or making them laugh.
"I was like heyo, you wanta piece a me Ob-ito! Nine-o was all fine with the final blow to the spine, and I was feeling like sipping wine at the time! Then I got to this land to find ma main man, and not body lent a helpin' han'. They were jealous of my rhyme, so I beat them at the time."
Naruto's eye twitched and he smiled happily and picked up a rock from the ground and leaned down to whisper into the girls ears.
"Hey girls... watch this." Naruto said as he channeled Wind Chakra onto the rock and pulled his arm back. "YO OCTOPOPS!" Naruto yelled as he threw at rock as the Wind Chakra cut the air resistance down to zero and the rock broke the sound barrier with a loud boom. Killer Bee pulled a sword from his back and sliced the rock into pieces before it even got to him. He grinned and pointed at Naruto.
"Yo Nine-o, how ya been, I been so-so." Killer Bee rapped lamely and Naruto chuckled at the bad attempt. It was not the worst he had heard from the man though, and unlike others the rapping never really bothered him.
"I see Octopops has keep his skills at the tops, but where is eight, I have not seen him as of late." Naruto rapped back as they walked towards each other and bumped fists. Naruto and Killer Bee gauged their power against each other in that instance and Killer Bee let out a sigh at how much stronger Naruto was than in the old world. Sure, Naruto was stronger than him back their as well, but the growth rate Naruto had was phenomenal. Killer Bee had actually lost power since coming here, since unlike Naruto most of his fighting style needed him able to use Gyuki's chakra. Sure, he was an master swordsman and amazing at using Lightning Chakra, but Naruto had Wind Chakra down pat and would always hold the advantage over Bee.
Not that he cared, he was just glad to see Naruto again.
"Gyuki be flying around town, and learning bought the groun'." Killer Bee said and Naruto picked up the real meaning.
'Gyuki was scouting for trouble.'
"I see you been causing trouble, tur-ning the moon in to rubble." Killer Bee joked as Naruto laughed sheepishly. Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts when he remembered something.
"Hey Octopops, when you got to this country did you happen to run into a dragon?" Naruto asked as Bee nodded. Naruto then realized that Kurohime had set it up so they would fight the dragons... but why?
"The dragon was a bitchin', so I made him into stitchin'." Killer Bee said as he showed off how his clothes were made from dragon scales as well. Though he had styled his to look exactly like his old clothes. Naruto also saw the swords on his back were actually sharpened dragon teeth, and he grinned. Killer Bee must have made a make-shift weapon out of the dead body like he did. Though Naruto's spears were crafted much better and would most likely never break.
"Cool. Now, girls. This is my war buddy Killer Bee. This guy had my back more times than I can count. Now introduce yourselves." Naruto commanded while his friend grinned with his sunglasses glinting.
"Hello Bee-san. My name is Wendy Marvell." Wendy said nicely to the strange man her friend knew.
"Chelia Bendy mister!" Chelia chirped happily.
"... Yo Na-ru-to, I did not know you were into Pe-Do." Killer Bee said before Naruto blushed angrily.
"HEY! I will have you know Wendy is twelve. Chelia is on the team because she has magic that goes with ours! I already have a girl." Naruto stated as Killer Bee just let the statement go over his head. The two were opposites when it came to what they prefered in women anyway so it did not matter what the other thought. Killer Bee had nothing against Naruto liking the younger ones. In their home world Wendy would have already been a ninja and sent off on missions where she would be fighting to the death. It was still possible here for her to die young so she may as well enjoy life's finer things.
"SMALL ONES. WHY ARE YOU SEEKING ENTERANCE INTO THE SUN VILLAGE!?" One of the giants asked while Naruto and Wendy covered their ears from shock. They were not expecting that to happen, and Naruto kicked Killer Bee in the shin for laughing.
"We are from Cait Shelter and were the ones that accepted your mission!" Naruto yelled back, and the giants looked at him for a second or two before smiling widely.
"THEN WELCOME SMALL ONES! PLEASE, FOLLOW ME AND I WILL TAKE YOU TO FLARE-CHAN! ARE PEOPLE ARE GOING ON A YEARLY HUNT AND SHE NEEDS LOOKING AFTER FOR THE DAY! I WAS HOPING FOR OLDER PEOPLE. BUT YOU WILL DO!" The giant said in what appeared to be his normal voice as he led them through a HUGE village where everything was larger than normal. Even the pets were huge. Wendy grabbed onto the waist of Naruto's pants for comfort since he had left his coat at the guild. Naruto looked at her and smiled in a comforting way.
Naruto saw that Killer Be had already left to do what Killer Bee does best... piss everyone within hearing distance off. Even for a short meeting it was nice to see him again.
"Hey big guy! What is the girls name we are looking after!?" Naruto yelled up to the giant.
"FLARE CORONA!" The giant said back fondly.
"A girl raised in the Sun village was named after solar flares and the surface of the sun. Next thing I know she is going to have red hair and eyes." Naruto muttered at the original name. It was really quite clever. Naruto saw that the giant was slowing down to match their pace so he picked up Wendy and Chelia and hopped on top of the giants armored shoulder.
"Sorry. Never caught your name." Naruto said as the giant chuckled.
"BLAZE EMBERS!" Blaze said as Naruto nodded at an other flame related name. He would respect it though since both of his names had something to do with his ancestral home of the Land of Hidden Eddies. Naruto meaning Maelstrom and Uzumaki meaning Whirlpools. So basically he was Maelstrom Whirlpools... That actually sounded like a cool name to use when he was undercover.
'I hope the girl we are looking after is nice.' Wendy thought as they neared their missions home.
'This! Is! GREAT!' Chelia thought in joy of her very first real mission.
'Why do I have the feeling I am forgetting something?' Naruto thought with a tilted head. Then she shrugged and sent it to the back of his mind.
It must not be very important if he forgot.
Chapter End.
For all those that have read my other stories where I let you ask the characters questions I want you to know that next chapter will be one that I answer questions. So you may pick two characters and ask them each one questions. No more than two questions allowed, and you may not ask things the character will not know.
Cait Shelter Current Member List - Roubaul, Naruto, Wendy, Ur, Sting, Rogue, Chelia, Carla, Frosch, Lector, Kurama
Cait Shelter Future Member List - Killer Bee, Flare, Kagura, Levy, Edo Levy, Edo Wendy, Erza Knightwalker, Cobra, an OC, and ...MAVIS VERMILION
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