JK: Welcome back audience. Last time, Jack won the trial and they were sent back to the mansion. Now, let's see how the contestants are doing.

Kimiko and Katnappe met back at the garden. The camera taped their conversation.

"I guess the plan worked," whispered Kimiko. "Too bad we weren't around to see it."

"What's our next order of business?" asked Katnappe.

"We'll just have to see what Trinity is going to do," said Kimiko.

"Right."

The two walked into the mansion. Meanwhile, Trinity was on her hot pink over-decorated laptop.

"Hi Trinity," Rai floated into the scene. "Whatcha doing?"

"im lks mking mi nw webbie its ihatstehfrench dot com" she squealed.

"Do you need any new members?" asked Rai.

"lks sure" said Trinity. On her screen, she was currently writing a site article:

hi yalls mi nm ish Trinity Unity Hilary Natalie Destiny Mystery Gracie Mallory Tammy Daisy Posey Patty Melody Harmony Serenity Molly Kelly Mindy Cindy Amy Jamie Brittany Tiffany Hailey Mary Bonnie Abby Carly Darcy Elli Dramaqueen. but u can call meh Trinity im teh presie of teh new ihatfrance club.

french ppls r lks so stoopid lol i went 2 france against mi will an ran in2 a stoopid mime mimes are lks so stoopid i hope thay suffakate inside ther own invisible boxslol but aniway french ppls r lks so annoing an arogant i shud no i am famus thar so all yall losers gather up and joyn meh club cuz i ish the perfect there are gys lined up in china wating 2 dat meh so hah.

Reasons Why You Should Hate the French:

-i lks am so bettr dan them

-thay act lks coccy ass biacheslol

-thay nevr seem 2 no ppl dont care

-theyre french

-thay r teh shopping capitul of da world dats not faaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!lol111

-day just suck

-day killed meh parents

-theyre soooooooooo mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee!1!

-theyre the reson y mimes exist

-theyre lks so retarded and stuff

-every war in da wurld wuz bcuz of dem

-day eat babys

-even mimes hat dem

-im lks allergic 2 dem

-they caused wurld dizastirs

-gigi da haylin plant ish french

-day cant spel rite

-day worship da god u hat

-day disagree on everyding u say

-day star at u and turn u 2 stonlol

Reasons Why You Should Hate Mimes:

-day just suck

-theyre french

-theyre all anorexic

-day jus pis mi off

-theyre french

-day luk gay

-day dont firkin talk

-day wont shut up wen day lern 2 talks

-day r empty human shels

-day r relly french agents out 2 kil us

-day r so hppy all da time

-da only exprshon day feel ish hppy

-day r french and its teh law to shoot demlol

-because

-oh, did i menshun day r french

Comments:

Anon:

You sick racist. You should burn in hell and stop making hate pages like this. How beeping old are you? Learn how to god-freaking spell, retard!

P.S. You're an idiot racist. You must suck at life.

Rai wasn't moved by the page he read over her shoulder. "Can I join?"

"of cors" said Trinity. She moved aside and let Rai join.

Katnappe and Kimiko watched from behind the corner.

"I have a plan," said Kimiko. "We should join it and spam her whole website."

"Purrfect," said Katnappe, blasting one of her cat puns.

Kimiko got out her PDA and registered. After that, she passed it to Katnappe.

"Oh no you don't," said Jack, pushing Rai out of the way and startling the girls. "I'll be the first to join Trinity's website."

"I was here first," said Rai.

"Too bad," said Jack.

The little alter ego appeared. "Yeah, too bad."

"Oh yeah, here's my alter ego," said Rai.

A tiny version of him appeared on his shoulder. "I'm going to kick your butt, Jack Spicer alter ego!"

"Not unless I kick yours first," said Jack alter ego. They had a tiny fight on the table. Rai and Jack were rooting for their alter egos.

"What in the world are you guys doing?" asked Clay.

"I'm just trying to make my alter ego kick Jack's!" screamed Rai.

"America make no sense. Why little people fight on table?" asked Vlad.

"omg omg omg 2 ppl already join mi webbie" yelled Trinity.

Rai and Jack's small forms disappeared.

"What!"

"I wanted to be first to join," whined Jack.

"Who are they anyway?" asked Rai.

"2 chiks of cors not as kewl ash meh" said Trinity, flipping her blond hair.

Rai and Jack rotted as the speaker came on.

JK: Trial has suddenly issued a random test. The first to throw Trinity in the fountain in the front wins.

"Okay what!" asked Rai.

JK: We have filled the fountain with an assortment of sharp objects. The first person to throw Trinity into the fountain wins. You heard me.

"Seriously, you're joking right?" asked Kimiko.

JK: Go outside and look at the fountain.

The team headed out as the fountain wasn't filled with water but with nails, thumbtacks, toothpicks, broken glass, needles, pins, small knives, and other hazardous objects.

Kimiko and Katnappe smiled viciously.

They all raced into the mansion. Trinity heard the announcement and started running for her life. She was already up the stairs by the time they got inside.

JK: This is a free for all trial. That means you can vote for anyone and you don't have to give a reason. Erk, the randomness.

Mweheheh. Vote.