I don't own anything you recognize. If I did then Lavi would've been Allen's big bro.
'Allen to Neah'
'Neah to Allen'
'Niah to Artemis'
'Artemis to Niah'
~Artemis POV~
After I finally told Bak to shut up and threatened to kick Shifu in the head, I was finally able to sit down and rest for a minute or so. Rohfa sat next to me and we looked at the huge screens surrounding us in the control room. Suddenly I noticed that an emergency signal was going out from a golem nearby.
"Hey, Bak! There's an alert coming in from a golem!" I called as I jumped up and walked over to the screen with the signal coming in. He halfway ran over and opened it. My jaw dropped as I watched a fight unfold before me as Allen shot across the screen and started to attack this huge marshmallow mushroom guy with a really creepy smile that looked plastered on his face.
I wasn't even sure that the thingy was even male.
"I'm going!" I half yelled, but Bak almost immedeatly grabbed my right arm.
"No you are NOT! I don't care who you are, you just fought a very powerful Akuma, you are most defiently NOT going to go and fight the Mellenium Earl!" he yelled at me.
"Then…" I stammered, and Bak nodded.
'Niah…'
'I know… We have to.'
I looked Bak in the eye and said, "You can't stop me now can you? I am ABOVE your orders if you'll remember; I am ONLY here for training."
He glared at me and shook me. "You won't survive Artemis!" he shouted. I pushed him away and he landed four yards away.
"I have just lost a whole lot of respect for you Bak," I said in English, "and the only way to get it back before I beat the ever living crap out of you is to let me go!"
The entire room turned to stare at me now. "Now get out of my way before I rearrange your face." I hissed, still speaking in English. Bak scrambled out of my path as I took off towards my room.
Once I got there I changed into my uniform, making sure I tightened my left handed glove so that none of my hand or wrist could be seen. I laced up my boots tightly and shook my hair out of my face.
Time to kick some marshmallow behind!
As I rushed out of my room, I ran into Rohfa. "Artemis-san?" she asked nerviously, and I grinned at her.
"You can still call me Moony Roe! I only threatened Bak!" I answered in Chinese, causing her to smile slightly.
"Well I remembered that you said something about liking tophats…" she started and I suddenly remembered back to a few days ago.
~FLASHBACK!~
"So what shall we talk about today for our lunch converstation then Roe?" I asked. She smiled and said, "Well I was wondering about what kind of clothes you liked…"
"Well, I like pants- but not when they're really tight. I like shirts that aren't too baggy but aren't skintight; and I have this thing about big shoes! I love wearing shoes that disproportion my body, I like the effect it has on people. But I absolutely HATE skirts with a pink and purple pokadotted PASSION!"
Roe's smile got even bigger. "Do you like hats or anything like that?"
I thought about it for a minute. "Ya'know, I've never actually thought about it really. I guess I like…" I trailed off, surprised that one particular type of hat popped into my head automatically.
"Top hats!" I exclaimed, "I like top hats! I think eventually I'd like to get one that's black and silver with hints of blue…" I became confused as to how in the world I suddenly had such a concrete idea of what kind of hat I wanted.
"Oh, that's nice!" Roe replied as she slid a piece of paper underneath her plate.
~FLASHBACK OVER!~
"Yeah, I did say I liked top hats… why do you bring it up Roe?"
She held out a medium sized box tied with an aqua blue ribbon. I took it slowly and opened it to find something amazing…
It was a black top hat with silver flecks all over it, a midnight blue ribbon that was peppered with silver designs around the base of the hat, and when I tilted the hat, I saw a silver reflective cross in the center of the ribbon.
"Roe…" I whispered, touched by her gift.
"I wanted to get you a present, and this seemed like the best one I could find. Would you do me the honor of wearing it when you fight the Earl?" she said quietly and I surprised her by glomping her.
"OF FREAKIN COURSE I WILL! I LOVE IT! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTH ANKYOUTHANKYOU!"
I sat my new hat on my head and winked at her. "Time to whip some fat, fake fruit loop!" I whispered to her as I took off towards the gate.
Surprisingly, it didn't take long for me, running at full speed, to get to the small town where the fight was happening.
I stopped when I heard the explosions, I guess I'm not the only one planning on making an impression huh?
Suddenly I ducked down as Kanda went flying over my head and Tyki came zooming after him. So I went and messed with the Noah.
I jumped up and yanked on his foot, causing him to fall flat on his face infront of me. I giggled a bit as I pulled my hat lower to cover my face.
"I do believe we have a score to settle Tyki." I hissed, adopting a british accent to confuse the others. Didn't need them knowing I was alive just yet.
"I don't believe that I've met you young Exorcist."
"Doesn't matter to me, I'm still gonna kick your arse to the next century."
I didn't give him time to recover as I handed him a roundhouse kick to the face and threw a smirk to Kanda.
Who then gave me a look of confusion. Oh yeah! I'm wearing a hat that covers my face and my hair just happens to be tucked under the hat itself, so I looked like and Exorcist boy.
Darn it!
I shook my head as I heard another explosion. I spun to see what was happening and saw Allen fighting the Earl.
Time to be all dramatic.
I jumped on top of the roof on the house next to me and then across to the taller roof over three houses. I noticed that Kanda followed my movements except he stayed on the ground.
"Hey Earl!" I called, catching the attention of Lavi, Allen, Leenalee, and the Earl.
"Yes~?" he asked in a sticky voice that I would be having nightmares about for months. I took off my hat and bowed at him mockingly, my gold and silver hair tumbling down.
"You should train your monsters better before sending them out after me." I called back, laughing my head off as I shook my hair back. "And SHEESE! When you give 'em a stone that's supposed to track somebody's soul aura, make sure it doesn't include any potential reincarnates in its search."
I pulled out the stone and realized that it was glowing only slightly. "Oh, I guess the holder doesn't activate it though…"
A sly grin found its way to my face and the Earl growled out, "Don't you dare!"
I chucked the stone at Allen, where it promptly started glowing brightly at his feet. Then I flipped off the roof and landed in front of the huge, fat thing that I had come to fight.
"Let's dance Earl!" I hissed, except it wasn't me who hissed.
Niah was gonna have a blast with this.
'Take it from here Artemis, I don't want to kill him.'
'If that's what you want then…'
'Exactly what I want'
I took back over and saw the Earl just a bit put off. "I hope you can dance to hip hop." I laughed as I kicked him in the face and jumped away.
I landed next to Allen. "Wazup?" I asked him with a grin as I tipped my hat. He couldn't form a coherent sentence.
I rolled my eyes and then pushed him out of the way as the Earl's sword came swinging at us.
I, the crazy person I am, jumped onto the sword and grinned. "How about I take off that hugmongo hat and find out just WHY you wear a hat that's bigger than me!"
When I slapped the hat off, I almost lost my balance laughing so hard.
"You have BUNNY EARS! THAT'S REDICULOUS! YOU'RE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY FROM HELL!"
I couldn't stop laughing at him and he REALLY didn't like that.
I avoided activating my Innocence as long as I could, but it soon became clear that I wouldn't be able to do so. I dodged another swipe of the huge sword and called, "Rincarp!"
My golem came zipping out of her hiding place and I chucked her my hat Frisbee style.
Then I called out for the second time in this life my crown.
'INNOCENCE ACTIVATE! CROWN CLOWN!'
My white cloak appeared and I realized that my hair did this silvery white wave down itself, turning my hair white. My mask fell down over my face and threw a punch at the Earl.
"STOP TRYING TO KILL ME ALREADY AND DO IT!" I hollered at him, knowing I was about to get my butt kicked. Then I realized that it was Niah who had said that, not me.
~Lavi POV~
When I saw Artemis on that roof, I was so happy. But then she said something about a stone and then threw a stone at Allen's feet.
It glowed bright neon green and my mouth dropped. Did that mean…
She flipped off the roof and landed before the Earl.
"Let's dance Earl!" she hissed in a voice that wasn't her's and my eye flared again.
Wait, what?
I watched her fight the Earl with ease, but she didn't activate her Innocence for some reason.
Suddenly she threw her golem her new hat, which looked pretty amazing all things said, and then she called out something that made my blood run dry.
'INNOCENCE ACTIVATE! CROWN CLOWN!'
Holy.
Freaking.
Heck.
I'm gonna kill Koumi….
~Allen POV~
"Hey Earl!" a feminine voice called out from behind me and I spun to see another Exorcist standing on a roof. I couldn't really tell if it was a boy or not, since the coat covered anything that could be identifiable.
Then I realized that the Exorcist wore a black, silver and midnight blue top hat, which then got tipped to us.
My mouth dropped as long silver gold hair fell down to the Exorcist's waist and I could now see her face.
"You should train your monsters better before sending them out after me." She called out, grinning.
"And SHEESE! When you give 'em a stone that's supposed to track somebody's soul aura, make sure it doesn't include any potential reincarnates in its search."
She pulled out a stone that glowed faintly and her smile widened. "Oh, I guess the holder doesn't activate it though…" she said thoughtfully and the Earl growled.
Artemis threw the stone at my feet and it nearly blinded me.
Does that mean what I think it means?
"Let's dance Earl!" she hissed, and then suddenly she stood next to me. "Wazup?" she asked casually, as if I hadn't just found out that she was the future version of me. "Uhhhdkdadftsd uh, wha- hur- eh- yo" I tried to form words but I couldn't manage it.
Then she shoved me for some reason and then I gasped as the Earl's sword slashed through the place we had been standing. Then Artemis jumped onto his sword and yanked his hat off.
What's an 'Energizer Bunny'?
It seemed as if she was avoiding activating her Innocence for some reason, but eventually she yelled, "Rincarp!"
The small silver golem came out of nowhere and caught the top hat that came flying at it and then it's master called out something I never thought I would ever hear emanate from somebody else's mouth.
'INNOCENCE ACTIVATE! CROWN CLOWN!'
A white cloak fell over her, a silver mask came down onto her face, and her hair turned completely white.
Then she punched the Earl in the face.
"STOP TRYING TO KILL ME ALREADY AND DO IT!" she screamed at him, and then spun as he shot a ball of black energy at her.
~Kanda POV~
Tyki kicked me into an alleyway and then came flying after me. I was almost to angry to realized when he fell forward on his face. An Exorcist that I didn't recognize stood there, wearing- of all things- a black, silver, and blue tophat.
"I do believe we have a score to settle Tyki." The Exorcist said in a British accent, but I still couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl underneath the coat and hat.
"I don't believe that I've met you young Exorcist."
"Doesn't matter to me, I'm still gonna kick your arse to the next century."
Why in the world is this kid so cocky?
Then Tyki was treated to a roundhouse kick to the face. The kid smirked at me as I looked at him with slight confusion.
An explosion shook the ground before either of us spoke again and we both turned to look at Allen fighting the Earl.
Suddenly the boy jumped onto a rooftop and called out, "Hey Earl!"
Suddenly everyone was looking at the unknown Exorcist. "Yes~?" the Earl asked.
Then the boy tipped his hat I realized that it wasn't a boy beneath the coat and hat.
"You should train your monsters better before sending them out after me." She called as she shook her hair back and laughed.
I couldn't move.
ARTEMIS?
"And SHEESE! When you give 'em a stone that's supposed to track somebody's soul aura, make sure it doesn't include any potential reincarnates in its search."
Then she pulled out a stone that glowed a sickly light green and frowned.
"Oh, I guess the holder doesn't activate it though…"
Artemis's frown turned into a huge grin as the Earl hissed, "Don't you dare!"
She threw it and it landed at Allen's feet.
And… STARTED GLOWING BRIGHT FREAKING GREEN!
Then she flipped off the rooftop and landed before the Earl and hissed, "Let's dance Earl!" in a voice that didn't sound like her's.
"I hope you can dance to hip hop." She cackled, her voice back to normal as she kicked him in the face and then flipped to land next to Allen.
"Wazup?" she grinned as he tried to form a coherent sentence. And I admit- I don't think I could form a coherent sentence right now either…
Did that stone glowing mean what I think it means? Could Artemis be Allen's reincarnate?
Now don't I feel like an idiot.
A/N: ok, so I've had this on my thing for quite a while… I had wanted to finish Kanda's view of the fight so far, but I keep coming with a block. Soooo….. I'm, ya know, just gonna keep on trying to figure it out and I'm gonna update know before you guys kill me.
Allen: I think they already want to kill you…
Me: shut your freakin mouth Allen!
Lavi: he doesn't have too!
Me:*mutters* chocolate hazelnut spread…. *glares at Lavi*
Lavi: did you just say Nuttella?
