A/N: Here's Chapter. 11!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, but I do own a nice tan now.
Santana Lopez ain't no pussy. Ok, so maybe the weekend with Brittany wasn't so bad. I'm still pissed about summer camp but that's not's what on my mind right now. I forgot to actually tell Laura that we're broken up so that's probably why she's texting me and calling me still, oops. Guess I have to deal with that first.
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"Oomph." Santana felt something hit her head as she slept. She willed her eyes open ready to wreak havoc against the offending object that had disturbed her precious sleep.
"Wake up!" Brittany yelled as she jumped on the Latina's bed, "Pay back's a bitch eh?" The dancer asked rhetorically as she continued to laugh and annoy the Latina.
"Fuck. Off." Santana growled harshly as she placed the pillow over her head.
"No. Wakey wakey Santana." Brittany continued to sing over and over before jumping off the bed and kicking off the Latina's blankets.
The dancer grabbed the slumbering girl's legs and started tugging on the ends and she tried to pull the girl out of bed.
"You're so freakin' annoying Pierce." The Latina was epically pissed now. She was about to go she hulk on the dancer and there was no way she'd hold back.
"Now you know how it feels." And with one forceful tug Brittany had managed to accidently pull the Latina's pants down. On show to the entire room which only consisted of the two girls, thankfully, was Santana's tanned bare, naked core.
"Shit!" Brittany cursed when she caught an accidental eyeful of the Latina's most intimate part of her body. Panicking the dancer turned around so quickly where she ended up tripping over her own feet and fell face first into the ground.
"Pervert!" Santana yelled as she flipped onto her stomach and scrambled to pull up her pants.
"Who the hell goes commando in their pjs! ?" The dancer asked as she tried to pull her body up from the ground.
"Well I wasn't freakin' expecting anyone to rip my pants off and assault me!" The Latina snapped back as she grabbed her blankets and wrapped them tightly around herself as she turned her body towards the wall.
"It wasn't assault! It's payback for the weekend." The dancer answered back, standing up from the ground.
"You're such a pedo what with your spooning and pulling my pants down."
"I'm only like two years older." Brittany answered back defensively.
"Pedo." The Latina sung happily as she snuggled further into her bed.
Brittany picked up the pillow and threw it at Santana's head, sprinting out the door before the Latina could go all she hulk on her.
Flashback
"Santana stop." Brittany pleaded, detaching her lips from the Latina.
"What?" Santana asked in confusion. Usually when they made out Brittany never stopped them.
"Just want to slow down. I don't want us to rush. We have time." Brittany giggled as she peppered a soft kiss on the Latina's cheek.
"Britt?" Santana asked timidly as they sat in their special spot with their hands clasped together. This was the only place they could be together since they were keeping their relationship a secret. Brittany wanted to openly show affection towards the Latina but for Santana she was still confused and wasn't ready to be so open.
"Hm?"
"Have you…you know?" She was scared to ask since it was such a serious topic. Sure at school everyone started talking about it but it was still a foreign concept for her.
"Yeah…" The dancer trailed off, looking out into the distance.
"How…how was it?"
"Sucked. It wasn't as special as I hoped it to be."
"What do you mean special?" Santana asked, admiring the way Brittany's hands felt against hers.
"Just wasn't right. Sometimes you know it's going to be special by some feeling you get. That's what I think." The dancer shrugged and allowed the Latina to rest her head against her shoulder.
"Interesting." Santana hummed, disengaging their hands and tugged on the dancer's sleeve, silently asking her for a cuddle.
"Cutie." Brittany smiled as she placed a small kiss on top the Latina's head.
End Flashback
"Hey Brittany." Artie greeted the dancer as they strolled through campus together.
"So, my band's performing this afternoon would you want to watch us?" Artie asked with hope in his eyes.
"Yeah, where is it? I have a class soon but I think I can see you guys after."
"It's on the walk way near the fountain. We're just the entertainment for the expo."
Brittany nodded her head as they continued their way through campus. Finally they decided to grab brunch at the café on campus. As they chatted a tall male and mohawked male approached their table.
"Artie!" Finn and Puck greeted before Puck turned to Brittany, "Hey Britt." He winked at the dancer before turning his attention to Artie.
"Hey guys. Brittany these are the guys from the band…there's also Sam but he's somewhere. This is Puck our lead guitarist." He said pointing to the mohawked boy who winked at the dancer, "And this tall dude here is Finn."
"Finn! ? I didn't know you went here. Can't believe I haven't see you around 'til now." Brittany shot up from her seat and engulfed the taller boy in a tight hug.
"Brittany! It's been too long." Finn greeted, returning the hug.
"You guys know each other?" Artie asked.
"Yeah, me and Britt used to go to the same Performing Arts camp. She was in the dance program and I was a part of the music program. Good times." Finn fist bumped the dancer as she returned to her seat.
"We'll leave you guys to it. Artie meet up two hours before we perform we got to rehearse. I managed to find a singer last minute." Puck informed before walking off with Finn.
Artie then turned his attention to the beautiful dancer in front of him. The two continued to chat enthusiastically until it was time for Brittany's class. She packed her things into her bag before standing to say goodbye to Artie.
"Thanks for the coffee. I've got to run now. See you soon." Brittany stood up and bent down to give Artie a hug. Artie turned his head and placed a peck on the dancer's cheek before watching her walk towards her class.
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"That was epic!" Puck exclaimed as they finished rehearsal. Finn, Sam and Artie nodded in unison, they had to admit although they barely had any practice with the Latina they all seemed to work well together. Santana had no trouble blending in with the band and they were happy to have her as a last minute singer.
The band set up their equipment on the stage as various students walked around looking at the various stalls that had been set up around the walkway. Santana kept her eyes open for her now ex-girlfriend who she told that she was performing that day. She didn't exactly tell her what she was going to do but that was minor details.
"Ready Lopez?" Puck asked as he tuned his guitar.
"Yeah, just waiting for her to get here." Santana peered into the crowd and saw the familiar blonde that she came to like and hate with a passion. She nodded her head to the other band members and spoke into the mic.
"How's everyone doing? I wanna sing something to that blondie in the crowd." She announced pointing to Laura who was standing in the middle. Everyone turned to the tall cheerleader and cheered loudly.
"This is for you Laura."
Save your breath this time around
You're too beautiful and it's late
There's nothing left to say
I've wasted all this time on you
On you
It's all the same, we all make mistakes
And if you didn't notice, I'm taking this for all its worth
If it's a game, and these are the stakes
I know I got the best shot, for taking you out of the race
And every time I think of him it makes me sick
And I don't wanna know just what happened then
In the van right in front of my house
That's where you sold me out, girl
You didn't have a clue
You sold me out
What'd you think about when you were telling all your friends
about how your lips were pressed against his tightly
And I hope you (had your eyes closed)
Santana kept her eyes fixed on her ex-girlfriend as she sang the words with such energy it had the crowd head banging along with her. Laura on the other hand was shocked to see the Latina sing this to her. How did she manage to get caught? She made sure that there was no way Santana would have found out. She stood still as she continued to listen to the Latina. Maybe Santana just liked the song, maybe it didn't mean anything.
And every time I think of him it makes me sick
And I don't wanna know just what happened then
In the van right in front of my house
That's where you sold me out, girl
You didn't have a clue
What'd you think about when you sold me out?
Every time you go to sleep at night
I wonder what you hide behind closed eyes
What else could you be keeping from me?
What else could you be keeping from me?
Brittany could hear the loud music from the other end of the walk way as she headed towards the stage. Odd, sounded like a female was singing, almost sounded familiar. She was wondering where she had heard that voice from. There was this nagging sensation at the back of her head as she so desperately tried to recall where she had heard that voice from.
And every time you go to sleep at night
I wonder what you hide behind closed eyes
What else could you be keeping from me?
What else could you be keeping from me?
And every time I think of him it makes me sick
And I don't wanna know just what happened then
In the van right in front of my house
That's where you sold me out, girl
You didn't have a clue
Then in clicked. It was Santana! She practically rushed towards the crowd and saw the Latina jumping around the stage energetically she sang. The dancer noticed that her eyes were trained on something in the crowd. Following the line of vision she saw that the Latina was singing to her girlfriend. Interesting choice of song she thought as she listened to the lyrics.
And every time I think of him it makes me sick
And I don't wanna know just what happened then
In the van right in front of my house
That's where you sold me out, girl
You didn't have a clue
The crowd clapped and cheered as the song came to the end. The band members all hi-fived each other and prepared themselves for the next song. Laura just looked up at the Latina with confused eyes and waited for her to step down and explain. Instead of jumping off the stage, Santana brought the microphone to her lips and started to speak.
"One more song for you Laura." She said with a plastic smile.
I know the sun still shines when you're not around
I'm takin' it easy in the worst part of town
And now I find it wasn't meant to last
I have one thing to say and that's thanks for nothin' kiss my ass
Santana smirked evilly as she turned around and shook her behind to the crowd which only caused them to cheer louder. Laura's mouth opened as she watched the Latina humiliate her in front of everyone. Brittany had to admit she came to watch Artie but found her eyes linger on the Latina's ass when she shook it to the crowd. It was one nice butt she thought.
I want some money
I want some fame
Want everybody to know my name
Want you to see me
In shining lights
And think about me when you're with him that night
I know the sun still shines when you're not around
I'm takin' it easy in the worst part of town
And now I find it wasn't meant to last
I have one thing to say and that's
Thanks for nothin' kiss my ass, thanks for nothin' kiss my ass
I wrote a letter, I never sent
But I forgot, just how it went
It doesn't matter that much to me
Yours is the last face I ever want to see
Brittany admired the way Santana's eyes sparkled with mischief as she continued to sing. She felt a little sorry for Laura who was practically being dumped via song, in front of everyone, but then again she did cheat on Santana, so maybe she did deserve it.
Because the sun still shines when you're not around
I'm takin' it easy in the worst part of town
And now I find it wasn't meant to last
I have one thing to say and that's
Thanks for nothin' kiss my ass
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (2x)
I see the sun still shines when you're not around
I'm takin' it easy in the worst part of town
And now I find it wasn't meant to last
I have one thing to say and that's
Thanks for nothin' kiss my ass
With the finally words ringing in everyone's ears the Latina dropped the microphone and sauntered cockily towards Laura. The cheerleader was now enraged at the Latina, sure she may have cheated but that didn't mean Santana had to go and publicly humiliate her. As soon as Santana approached her she grabbed her girlfriend's? Hand and drug her out of the crowd.
"What was that?" Laura asked with a hushed voice.
"It was my dedication to you." Santana said with a smirk on her face.
"Don't joke."
"Look we're done. I know about your 'study sessions.' Pfft." Santana scoffed as she did the air quotes.
"Who told you?" Laura asked as her eyes shot up in surprise.
"So you don't deny that you were cheating. Figures. Honey, I know what cheating is. I practically invented it. Looks like you lucked out. Whatever enjoy. Bitch." Santana turned around and stormed off towards the stage, leaving Laura standing there gob smacked and unable to move.
Brittany watched as Laura pulled Santana out of the crowd. Her curiosity peaked when she saw the girl's erratic hand movements. She watched with curious eyes as Santana stuck out a hand to silence the blonde cheerleader. Before she could watch the two any longer she heard Artie call after her. She whipped around and saw that he was waving to her and beckoned for her to come onto the stage.
The cheerleader climbed onto the stage and hugged the man before jumping along with everyone as Puck spoke to the crowd. Santana's attention was caught by Puck's voice as he spoke into the microphone. When her eyes drifted onto the stage she saw Brittany holding Artie's hand as they had their own private conversation on the side, almost as if they were in their own world.
"Remember everyone check out the stalls! Here's another for you!" Puck said through the microphone as he turned to the members and signalled for them to start. Artie gave Brittany a quick peck on the cheek before picking up his bass and taking his position. The dancer quickly walked off the stage and hurried to meet Kurt by the fountain.
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"Brittany!" Kurt exclaimed when he noticed the dancer making her way towards him.
"Hey Kurty." She greeted back, bringing him into a hug.
"Isn't it your birthday next week?" He asked as a mischievous smirk appeared on his face.
"Yeah. Don't remind me I'm getting old." Brittany said, pretending to dread the day when in fact she was excited. She'd be twenty one in a week, which meant she could drink alcohol and go to clubs, legally. It's not that she hadn't done all that already, but something about finally being the legal age made it feel much better.
"Oh pish posh. Have any plans for what you're going to do? Party?" Kurt asked.
"I haven't thought about it. Maybe club?" Brittany shrugged.
"Oh! We're so hitting up a strip club and then dance club." Kurt said excitedly, practically bouncing in his seat.
Brittany chuckled with Kurt and rolled her eyes at her friend's suggestion. As long as she got to spend it with her friends she didn't care. Then she remembered, only Artie was older than her, the others were still younger.
"Wait, how are you guys even going to come with? Aren't you all, you know underage." She teased, poking Kurt on his sides.
"Minor details." Kurt waved off, chuckling to himself before going through the entire night's agenda he had planned.
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Santana was lying on her bed, bored out of her mind when she decided to reorganise her wardrobe. She pulled open her drawer and threw out all her clothes before going through the torturous and laborious routine that was folding. Once everything was folded and neatly organised she stepped back and admired her handiwork.
She turned towards her table and saw that only one hour had passed, damn. What the hell was she supposed to do for another few hours? It was still light out and her friends were all too busy studying. Damn them for being so last minute. Gazing around the room she caught site of a pair of glasses sitting on Brittany's study desk. A smirk had formed on her face as she walked over and picked up the object in her hands. She carefully studied them before pulling out her small precision screw driver set.
She unhinged the frames and the carefully popped out the lenses before screwing the frame back in place. Once the lens was removed she wrapped them in a soft towel and hid them in her bed side table. The Latina rested her back against her headboard and grabbed her laptop.
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Brittany was exhausted after her dance class. Who knew little kids had so much energy? When she stepped in, Santana noticed her walking into the room and returned her attention back to her laptop.
The dancer walked over to her table where her glasses were sitting on the table next to her contact lens case. She carefully removed her contacts and placed them in their respective cases before placing her glasses over her eyes. Funny, things were still blurry she thought. Brittany just shrugged it off as her eyes being slightly dehydrated so she continued to walk towards the bathroom when something was caught under her feet.
She let out a loud squeal as she fell straight to the ground. Santana let out a loud laugh when she watched the dancer fall clumsily to the ground. Looking down she noticed Brittany had tripped over her sweater that she had forgotten to refold and place into her dresser.
Brittany rubbed her eyes and realised her glasses didn't have their lenses.
"What the…?" Brittany asked, taking them off and poking her finger through the empty space.
"Aren't you the clumsy one." Santana quipped from her bed, laughing to herself as she watched a random youtube video.
"Trust." Brittany stated as she stood up and placed her glasses on her desk. The dancer then turned around with a smirk on her face and jumped onto the Latina's bed, "That's it." She then grabbed one of Santana's foot and started tickling her mercilessly.
"S-stop!" Santana was squirming in her bed as she tried to pull her leg free from Brittany's grip.
"No!" The dancer started to stroke the Latina's foot even more causing the smaller girl to thrash about, crying out as she begged Brittany to stop.
Suddenly without any warning, Santana's free foot had connected with Brittany's eye. The dancer dropped her foot instantly and cupped her face as she tried to hold back the tears that were forming.
"Oh my gosh!" Santana's hands flew up to cover her mouth as she watched the dancer fall off the bed and onto the ground, still cupping her bruised face.
"Holy shit my eye!" Brittany wailed as she started to cursing in Dutch.
Santana watched as Brittany continued to swear in her mother language. This had been the first time she felt bad for something she did to the dancer, even if it was an accident.
"Shit. Come here." Santana leaned over as she tried to grabbed onto Brittany's arm.
"No. You're gonna punch me or something." The dancer rolled away as she got up and tried to escape the Latina's grasp.
"I'm not. Just come here I'm going to help."
"Lies!" Brittany was now moving around the room blind since once eye was closed and her vision was blurred due to the lack of corrective lens.
"Come on. Just come here. I'm a doctor!" Ok, so maybe Santana wasn't a doctor but she was the closest thing to a doctor in the room, med student was close enough.
"You're a med student! Wait no! You're a PRE-med student." Brittany continued to evade the Latina who was desperately trying to chase her around the room.
"I'm the closest thing to a doctor in this room. Just-" Due to the dancer's poor vision she had ended up clipping the side of her bed and ended up falling and hitting the wall face on, "Not again. I told you to stop running away. Now look, oh my gosh!" Brittany removed her hand that cupped her eye which showed off her bloody nose to the Latina.
"What?" Brittany asked in confusion until she could taste something bitter on her lips. Touching her lips she saw a red blurry splotch on her fingers, shit she had a blood nose.
"I think I'm going to be sick." Santana said feeling a little queasy.
"Seriously? You're going to be a doctor and you're gonna faint at the sight of blood?" The dancer could see the blurred outline that belonged to the Latina and watched as she disappeared before returning.
Suddenly Brittany could feel a towel being slapped onto her face, "Jeez, be more gentle." She said sarcastically as she held the towel close to her nose.
Santana scoffed and grabbed an instant ice pack from her drawer. Giving it a hard whack against the ground she watched as it reacted and placed it on the dancer's eye.
"My bad." She said, unable to really form a proper apology.
"S'ok." Brittany shrugged.
Flashback
"Hey Britt." The two girls were once again cuddling on their log, watching the sunset together.
"Hm?" The dancer hummed against the Latina's soft dark hair.
"That guy you…you know…did it with…Are you…"
"Still with him?" Santana nodded as Brittany continued, "No."
"Ok. Is there anyone waiting for you…back home that is?" Santana knew it was a little late to be asking if Brittany was dating anyone but she just wanted to make she wasn't being played. She remembered Quinn telling her that a lot of the older kids would still 'hook up' with other people during the summer even though they were dating someone. Something about the saying 'what happens during camp stays in camp'.
"No. I'm not that type of person. I've got only you, that is, if you'll let me." Brittany smiled as she rested her chin against Santana's bare shoulder.
The Latina also remembered that Quinn told her to beware of sweet talkers. Often girls would get duped by guys who would sweet talk their way into the hearts of the younger girls. Brittany was a girl though, so does that mean she wouldn't be the same as guys? Or would that mean she'd have to be even more careful since the dancer knew exactly what girls wanted.
"What are you thinking about?" Brittany asked, quirking her eyebrow in question.
"Nothing." Santana smiled as she cuddled back into Brittany's embrace.
"Just so you know. There's no one else." The dancer confirmed with such honesty and sincerity, it made the Latina feel at ease.
End of Flashback
"Thanks." Brittany whispered as she held the towel to her nose.
"No problem." Santana answered as she held the ice pack to the dancer's eye.
The two girls sat there in the middle of their room tending to Brittany's wounds that she had received in the most comical fashion.
A/N: Sorry that last part was a bit wtf. My mind was jumbled all day because I just came back from the beach when i typed this. Then i had to do some online shopping with my brother. Ordered myself Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo jersey! Which nfl team should i order next? I think you guys can figure out what Brittany did that made Santana so pissed... from that flash back. By the way, am i correct to assume that in USA legal drinking age is like 21? My friend's who've gone there told me even though they were 18 because in AUS legal age is 18, they weren't allowed to buy drinks in America...
Next chapter will be up...um...Friday night? Gosh, i've developed such bad sleeping habits to update for you guys. I sleep usually at 10:30pm so i can wake up like 7am for my morning work outs...no i sleep like 11:30-12 and wake up 8am...):
songs used Save Your Breath - Hit the Lights
Thanks for Nothing - The Downtown Fiction
I suggest you listen to them. When i was in my angsty 'getting dumped sucks' mood at the start of the year i listened to 'thanks for nothing' like on repeat non stop, it's a good song i reckon (:
Ok, before you guys say 'Ugh, that's over done no one can't get injured like that.' I just want to let you know for future comical physical pain these two girls may experience in later chapters are all taken from my own life. Yes, once i slipped on my sweat pants and fell to the ground and slid across and ended up hitting the wall...then the other day i tripped on my bag and fell face first into my bag. And a few times i've tripped on the extension cord i have so i can text in bed while my phone charges...so yup, most of the injuries they suffer is my actual personal experiences (:
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