Dear Mr. Diary,
I have no clue what's going on... in fact I never do! YAY! So I have some... stuff? to do. So I'm gonna go walk around... a bookstore!
Emmett
"EDWARD!" I screamed.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!?" He screamed back. When I walked into the room he had a metal chair held high above his head.
"Ummm..." I said.
"If it's stupid I will hit you with this metal chair!" He said.
"I'm going to the bookstore! Wanna go?" I said, knowing I was gonna get hit with the chair. Edward put the chair down and said, "Ok. I need some books anyways."
---At the BOOKSTORE (of doom)
"Edward?" I asked.
"The precious" He said stroking the new "Dora the Explorer" book.
"EDWARD!" I shouted.
"WHAT!" He screamed back. The people in the bookstore (of doom) stared at us.
"Why are you stroking the Dora the Explorer book? And calling it 'My Precious'. And yet you tell me I have issues reading Barney and stuff." I said.
"Well um... she's all explorer and stuff and she travels around then gets attacked by a fox named Swiper! And you never know if they get their stuff back!" He said.
"Um... right" I said. Then some random fangirl ran up with a Twilight book (I'm in a book! I'm FAMOUS!) and screamed, "BITE ME!"
And I was like, "Psh! Ch'yea right! I'm not turning you into a Vampire!" then was like, "OH NO! I HAVE EXPOSED US!! NO!!!!" She started crying, so i hit her upside the head with the book... really hard. Mean while, Edward was singing Dora the Explorers theme song.
I picked up after the first line, and Edward was singing "I know that we can do it! Come on let's go get to it!" God this proves he's a hypocrite. I smiled, and said, "Edward, I think I killed a random rabid fan girl."
He shrugged and kept singing.
"I'm leaving! This is too much for me! I QUIT!" I said, walking toward the door. The director was like, "No! No! You can't leave! you're the STAR!"
"So! This is too much! Random singing and danc- WAIT! YOU'VE BEEN SECRETLY FOLLOWING US AND FILMING IT!? GASP!" I said.
"Um... yea... kinda. DON'T SUE! GOODBYE!" then he was gone. I shrugged. Publicity.
Edward giggled and said, "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!"
"Edward why are you saying that?" I asked.
"It says to say it with Dora! Or Swiper can't be stopped! Then he swipes-" I started inching to the door while he continued his rant.
---At home
"OMG Alice you should have heard Edward's rant about Dora the Explorer. It was horrible." I told her.
Alice giggled, "Yea I saw it in my vison. You inching to the door had me on the floor laughing so hard. AND he's still ranting." she laughed hysterically.
Well that sums up this morning...
---In Kroger's
"Bella... why do you shop here? They sell food." I said, curious.
"Well gee I wonder why Emmett. I mean it's not like I'm still human and NEED to eat or I'll die of starvation" She said.
Edward laughed.
"Ch'yea you could lose the weight." I said.
Edward smacked me and Bella said, "Emmett I'm gonna let that one slide but next time I WILL have Edward kick your ass. Even if we're in a store or out in public."
It was stupid, "Well you are fat..." I mumbled.
Edward grabbed my hair and dragged me out of the store, leaving Bella behind, smirking.
"YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" I screamed as he dragged me to the exit.
"I just did." He said. We were outside and Edward smacked me and I giggled, "You slap like a girlie girl."
"Right. At least I don't use steroids." He said.
"I don't... usually... and at least I'm not obsessed with Dora the Explorer." I said.
"Take that back." He said, crouching.
"Nope. Dora can die." I said.
He attacked me.
"GET OFF AND I'LL BUY YOU TICKETS TO SEE DORA LIVE!" I shouted. He stopped, "OK!" he said.
We went back inside grabbed Bella and went to a different store. We got kicked out for being "Idiots" Ch'yea right.
Hit review and I'll give you... Wait, I'll sing the pirates who don't do anything song again!
HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO HIT REVIEW BECAUSE YOU CAN'T RESIST THAT SONG!
Please hit review. That would just so happen to be the purple button to the left at the bottom of the screen. Thank you for shopping at Kroger's.
