Bella, Edward, Alice, Emmett

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I am so sad.

Aren't you gunna ask why?

Fine then, why?

Because Charlie's gunna kill you in the electric chair.

Why? Does that make you sad?

-Gasp-

If you die I die too!

So?

-Falls over sideways-

Weirdo…

YOU ARE SO MEAN EDWARD!!

I am so sorry Bella! Alice put me up to it!!

Why is Charlie going to kill me in the electric chair?

Because you stole my soul.

-Eyes widen-

But I haven't done that yet…

Fangs!

Fangs!

Fangs!

FANGS!

Yo wazzup peeps?

Not much fo-shizzle

Edwards just gunna die on the electric chair.

-Le gasp!-

What do you mean Banana Girl?

Banana Girl?

-ignoring-

Edward stole my soul so Charlie's gunna kill him.

I wonder if he'll get a Mountain Dew as a last request…

That's stupid!

He should get at least 300.

Stop! –cries-

Edward's death is making me sad.

But I can't die!

-ignored-

Alright, Alice, Emmett start getting the dew. We must me this the best-last-day ever.

I DON'T WANT MOUNTAIN DEW!

-Le gasp!-

-Le gasp-

-Le gasp!-

I'm not going to die anyways.

Oh… well, that's nice honey.