Bella, Edward, Alice, Emmett
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I am so sad.
…
Aren't you gunna ask why?
Fine then, why?
Because Charlie's gunna kill you in the electric chair.
Why? Does that make you sad?
-Gasp-
If you die I die too!
So?
-Falls over sideways-
Weirdo…
YOU ARE SO MEAN EDWARD!!
I am so sorry Bella! Alice put me up to it!!
Why is Charlie going to kill me in the electric chair?
Because you stole my soul.
-Eyes widen-
But I haven't done that yet…
Fangs!
Fangs!
Fangs!
FANGS!
Yo wazzup peeps?
Not much fo-shizzle
Edwards just gunna die on the electric chair.
-Le gasp!-
What do you mean Banana Girl?
Banana Girl?
-ignoring-
Edward stole my soul so Charlie's gunna kill him.
I wonder if he'll get a Mountain Dew as a last request…
That's stupid!
He should get at least 300.
Stop! –cries-
Edward's death is making me sad.
But I can't die!
-ignored-
Alright, Alice, Emmett start getting the dew. We must me this the best-last-day ever.
I DON'T WANT MOUNTAIN DEW!
-Le gasp!-
-Le gasp-
-Le gasp!-
I'm not going to die anyways.
Oh… well, that's nice honey.
