HULLO! Okay, Here we are with part 11!

This is just too much fun to write!

ALLRIGHT! ON WITH THE SHOW~!

Bree's Guidelines to living in Amberground

By Bree Alexanders

Rule 141#: The game Alice: Madness Returns will be confiscated on site

(Zazie's therapy degree in theraping couldn't even convince Aria it wasn't slowly turning us mad)

(It was such a flawless argument too…)

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Rule 142#: Don't touch my stuff!

(Lag nearly lost a hand)

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Rule 143#: Remember: It's TOTALLY normal if me, Lag, Zazie etc. start shouting stuff randomly

*SHITTING MAN WHORE

*I PLEADGE LOYALTY TO THE RASBERRY! (Lag said blueberries were cooler) (I threw my shoe at him)

*YOUR BUG A SPLODE! (Say it calmly with a straight face for extra effect)

*YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BAG! (Zazie is defensive of his manbag)

*YAAAY~! PEAS AND WEINERS FOR EVERYONE! (I yelled this out during lunch) (Lag laughed so hard he started choking) (ironically on a hot dog)

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Rule 144#: When asked to do modifications and/or maintenance on Jiggy Pepper's bike, don't add a rocket launcher, lasers, explosives etc. etc.

(I have once again been confiscated of my weaponry)

(Jiggy though they were cool)

(But Dr Thunderland said no)

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Rule 145#: Don't EVER think you can escape from Sylvette's or Aria's house arrest

(I've tried many, many, many, many times)

(and failed every time)

(My longest record is two hours)

(Sylvette literally dragged us back)

(How the hell does she find me every freaking time?)

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Rule 146#: Don't make your shoes into magnets or something that will grip really well to the ceiling or the floor

(Don't duct tape yourself, or anyone else that pisses you off to the ceiling or walls either)

(I was hanging in the doorway of the Directors office for three hours laughing hysterically)

(Lag fainted)

(Zazie just stared)

(Connor left)

(Thunderland tried to figure out how I did it)

(I told him it was magic)

(He flew into a fit of rage)

('THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC I AM A SCIENTIST AND YOU WILL TELL ME HOW YOU ARE HANGING FROM THE CEILING DAMMIT')

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Rule 147#: Niche is not allowed energy drinks

(I have never laughed so hard in my life)

(Lag had to have a couple days off)

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Rule 148#: When someone states 'I can't believe it!' or 'I can't believe that [fill in the blanks]!' Saying something akin to 'I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!' has been banned. Forever.

(Yeah…We have fun.)

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Rule 149#: Staggering into the Bee Hive and clutching your chest which you have conveniently placed ketchup on and acting like you've been shot, then 'dying' is forbidden. So is calmly getting back up and walking away

(I just stared at Zazie)

(He got put on suspension again)

(I think it has something to do with the fact that PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BE SHOT AND DIE HERE! RIGHT, ZAZIE?!)

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Rule 150#: Don't randomly start eating paper and nodding

(More house arrest for me!)

(Zazie suggested a straightjacket)

(Best therapist ever)

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Rule 151#: Don't ever bring up 'The Faces'

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Rule 152#: When in a Government official meeting discussing Reverse don't say the following:

*The only solution is to stab them

*I enjoy burning the people!

*LET US DESTROY THEM WITH POINTY STICKS (We've been over this…)

*How about we invite them for tea and scones? (I responded with 'AND THEN STAB THEM WITH POINTY STICKS!') (Aria was concerned for our sanity) (she should be)

*Hmmm…The only way we can win this is by raping them and leaving them emotionally scarred. SO! Go out there and be a rapist and DO ME PROUD! (Niche responded with a 'YES MA'AM!') (I'm so proud of her already)

(There's more, I can feel it…)

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Rule 153#: Don't traumatize Lag with any Saw movie

(I don't know what it is about Lag)

(He's a great kid and all…)

(But every time I look at him)

(I just want to corrupt him beyond belief)

(But the sleep-deprived, crazed look on his face is starting to weird me out)

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Rule 154#: Don't mock 'The Hangover'

(I have said it before and I will say it again: )

(This actually happened to us)

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Rule 155#: Don't tell anyone that the word 'muffin' is Chinese for 'horseshit'

(Sylvette then said she wanted a muffin for breakfast the next day)

(Lag stared at her horrified)

(I don't know why anyone takes me seriously)

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Rule 156#: Don't ever scream 'BOYCRUSH' whenever Lag and Gauche talk to each other

(Yeah.)

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Rule 157#: We are not allowed to re-enact bull fighting

(Cheers to Pisarro for helping us out with that one!)

(We got so much money on bets)

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Rule 158#: Don't let Lag get a tattoo

(At all.)

(of any type)

(Mary put a dragon on his face)

(I hope he didn't do any deliveries to any kids)

(Luckily, that one was temporary)

(Key words being that one)

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Rule 159#: Don't make a 'Lag's cry bucket' that you put 50 rin in every time you see Lag cry and place it at the front of the Bee-Hive

(Lag gave me the silent treatment for three days)

(The bucket is almost full)

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Rule 160#: Three words: 'We're going streaking!'

(Need I say more?)

Done! It's finally done! WOOOOOOOOOOTTT!

Thanks to Ignis et Glacies for rules 148 and 149. THAAAANK YOOOUUU!

I need help people! I keep running out of rules! Please send me suggestions!

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-B