Sephiroth sat at the kitchen table reading the paper and attempting to ignore Genesis waltzing a new recruit to the door. After a rather long process of deal making, the silver haired General had permitted him to bring home ONE person on the weekends. They were strictly restricted to common areas and his room, but for the activities Genesis had planned those were the only places he needed access to. After the red head released the "gooey eyed girl" back into the wild he turned to his superior officer.

"Mornin' sir."

The silver haired man grunted slightly and turned the page.

"Seph, can I ask why you insist on eating yogurt every morning?"

The general looked up from his paper, ignoring the fact that Genesis insisted on using his "nickname."

"I enjoy yogurt and I have found that eating it at a time besides breakfast can be difficult to manage unless I constantly carry a spoon."

"Well, you know they put yogurt in tubes now. They make it so you don't need the spoon, you just need to suck it out of the tube."

Sephiroth saw the small glint in his the man's eyes, but didn't take the bait.

"I would rather eat the yogurt as normal."

"What is your favorite flavor?"

"I enjoy all flavors of yogurt."

"All of them? There isn't a single flavor that you dislike?"

"I do not care for Costan Pineapple unless I have been given large doses of ice Mako. Other than that I like all other flavors."

Genesis smiled at him and Sephiroth folded his paper and leaned forward.

"I know you are trying to make me say something that can be construed as sexual so you can laugh at my lack of knowledge of your innuendos. It won't work this time."

Genesis put a mock hand to his mouth. "I can't believe you would accuse me of such a thing."

Sephiroth's eyes narrowed. "Don't play innocent."

Genesis smiled slightly. "So is it the taste or the consistency of the yogurt you like so well and have you considered eating it warm?"

The general sighed and stood. "Stop joking like that."

"Like what?"

"You know full well what I mean."

Angeal stepped out and shook his head at Genesis. "There is no reason to start picking a fight. You both came to an agreement on the women and he has asked nicely for you to stop making jokes like that."

"Oh Angeal stop being a mother hen. You don't have to worry I won't mention his "compensation" today."

Almost immediately, Sephiroth turned and set his paper down on the table. Without warning, he loosened the draw strings of his sleep pants and pushed down the front to expose himself and his most certainly impressive length.

Genesis stared at the man for a moment, unable to speak.

"Now I believe that this "over compensating" business is over. As you can see I am more than adequately sized." The silver haired general pulled up the front of his pants. "I am done hearing about it."

With that he turned and walked to his room, a small satisfied smile on his face.

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Professor Grey sat upright in his bed with a start. He clasped at his hand and found a small barb embedded deep within the fleshy part of his hand.

"What a shame Professor." A soft voice echoed from next to him.

"S-Sephiroth. What are you doing here? What have you done?"

"I have not done anything. I am here to make sure that you die as the Spiny Wutain Sea Urchin has planned."

"What? How did you-"

The teen sat on the bed beside the man. "You and my father made sure that I was immune to almost all natural poisons. The process was exceedingly painful and as I remember the Spiny Wutain Sea Urchin was the worst. Being immune, I can carry one such urchin around and it will never harm me. You on the other hand will die an exceedingly painful death. How terrible it was that you didn't notice the barb on your clothes after you finished working with them for the day."

"But I didn't work with them-"

The silver haired teen smiled. "Ah, but your paperwork says you did. You see, I am tired of your near constant jabs at me and I am now in a position to do something about it."

Professor Grey's eyes softened and he reached out for the teen. The silver haired youth leaned down to the dying man and suddenly he felt the man grasp his arm and run a sharp tipped pen across his fair flesh.

"I might die, but your father will see this and will know what has happened. They will figure out that it was you and you will pay for what you have done."

Sephiroth frowned and pulled his arm from the man's now quivering grasp.

"Goodbye Professor. I hope you enjoy your agonizing death alone."

"See you soon, Kitty-cat. At the very least I can die knowing I had a meaningful existence. Unlike you, I had a beautiful mate."

Sephiroth shut the door on the man, drowning out the cackles that seemed to echo in his head. After wiping the door knob he left, leaving the room to look like he had never been there.

When Hojo woke him the next morning and he was surprised however to find the large red scratch down the boy's arm and a four fingered set of bruises that were lower on his wrist.

"Where did you come by this?"

"Professor Grey did it when I poisoned him last night."

Hojo looked into the boy's eyes and frowned. "You left a trace in his room as well. The pen had your DNA. In light of this, I am denying your request to be place in the Turk department. You are far better suited for Soldier."

Hojo turned and stepped out a small smile forming on his lips.

"Congratulations boy, you are now a cadet second class."

~I hope that the "Birds and the Bees" arc was to your liking it goes out to XxOngakuxX, wierdsquirrelgirl and ShadesofImagination. Thank you so much for reading and a huge thank you to anyone who reviewed! ~CR