Didn't expect this did you? Take a look at it!

A random daughter of Apollo was running as fast as she could. She was breathing heavily as she ran, and her face was beading with sweat. She looked like she ran the Boston Marathon without stopping at top speed. She jumped over bushes, climbed over rocks, slid under low branches. She could've played Temple Run.

She practically was playing Temple Run. Behind her, plowing down everything, the Minotaur chased in angry pursuit. The stupid and beefy monster wanted to eat her. The Minotaur's eyes burned with hate as he chased his lunch.

The demigod and Minotaur burst out of the forest and could see Camp Half-Blood in the distance. Just a few yards away…

Just as the Minotaur could grab her, the Hydra came out of the trees and sprayed acid at the demigod. The Hydra missed and hit the Minotaur. The monster roared in pain and jumped into a nearby creek. The acid washed off the Minotaur's face. The demigod leaped across the boundary and tumbled into the camp.

The Minotaur roared at the Hydra. In monster language, he said," Dude! I was just about to eat that Apollo girl!"

In Hydra language," I'm over here."

The Minotaur turned in the Hydra's direction. He was blind, and the water from the creek was stuck in his nose, so now he couldn't smell well. "You cost me a good lunch there! I haven't eaten a demigod in centuries! I'm starving!"

The Hydra hissed. "Well my stomach isn't nearly as full as yours. I haven't eaten demigod in a LONG time! The only thing I had to eat were the donuts from Monster Donut! They may be delicious, but if that's all you eat then you constantly get stomach cramps!"

The Minotaur roared. "I haven't eaten since the days in the Labyrinth! At least you got to eat at all!"

The Hydra sneered at the Minotaur. "At least YOU got to fight in the Second Titan War! I was still rotting in Tartarus after that cannonball!"

The Minotaur was annoyed. "You know what?! Let's settle this street-style!"

"I'll rap battle you!" The Hydra said after laughing.

"Fine! You go first."

"No you go first!"

"Fine!"

Meanwhile, this didn't go unnoticed by the other campers. Of course, monsters so near the boundary line will definitely attract attention, one way or the other. A large crowd of half-bloods gathered near Thalia's tree. They watched the two monsters arguing.

"What are they doing?" asked Nico.

Annabeth's face was grim. "Probably arguing over the escaped half-blood."

"Oh, they're doing that all right."

Everyone turned to see Leo holding a strange-looking device. It looked like a megaphone at a certain angle. Leo noticed everyone staring and smiled. "This is a monster-translator. I made this to…never mind. Take a look at this."

Everyone crowded around Leo and listened to the Minotaur.

So Hydra, it's time for some revenge,

You cost me my lunch and now I'll have to scavenge.

But before I do that, let me tell you who's boss

I could throw you away with one mighty toss!

You think your acid burns? So does my flow!

I'll be busy eating demigods while you're rapping so slow!

I could give all your heads a good bopping,

I just beat you with this rap without even stopping!

Percy shook his head. "You have got to be kidding me. This is how monsters fight?" The Hydra went, rapping at the Minotaur. The main five heads rapped the chorus while the other heads hissed for musical effect

You want to rap battle? I guess we can.

But I'd rather spray you till death, you little bull man!

You can cut off my head? Pfft! I don't care!

My other heads will spray you and dissolve all your hair!

My toxic is deadly, my blood is just as bad.

Once you see all my heads hissing you'll be driven mad!

You think you're so great after failing to chase some ladies?

Well guess what? I used to guard the entrance to Hades!

"Ooooohhhh!" The demigods glanced at the Minotaur, who was huffing in rage.

You think you can win? HA! You're a joke!

I could wrap all your necks together and make you choke.

Theseus may have killed me, and his half-brother Percy.

But soon I'll have revenge and I'll show him no mercy!

I'm the world's strongest monster, and you just spit poison.

I've seen deadlier venom in a pit scorpion!

I was worshiped like a god on the island of Crete.

They'd give me human sacrifices from Athens as a treat!

Worshiped? HA! You were probably dreaming.

They locked you in the Labyrinth just to keep you from screaming.

Only one hero defeated me, and that was Hercules himself.

Compared to me, you're just a book on a shelf!

I totally won, I beat you rhyme for rhyme,

I can rap battle you and win anytime!

Now excuse me while I do my victory dance,

Go rap battle a pig, you'll have a better chance!

The demigods stood up and cheered. Some clapped for the Minotaur, others for the Hydra, and most campers clapped because it was hilarious. The Minotaur and Hydra were stunned. When did the audience arrive? Awkwardly, they bowed and left the forest to try and find another meal.

So what do you think? If you want more, you should tell me who will rap battle who. It doesn't have to be monsters, it could be half-bloods, gods, whatever! Just tell me if you want more.