*I actually wanted to do this ever since I first saw that viral video. Sorry that some of you guys didn't pick this, but I wanted to have so much fun with this (and I actually did! xD), so here we go!*

Here's the next episode! Enjoy!


Smashers React to: Viral Videos!

This Episode: Racist Mario!

Luigi saw an animated scene of Nintendo racers driving. "Don't tell me this is another one of my stares..." he said.

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Red saw Sonic driving next to Luigi. He smiled. "I feel like something's going to go wrong..." he said.

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Peach looked a little puzzled. "We never invited Sonic to our races..." she pointed out.

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Lucina saw Knuckles driving with a smile on his face. He was being bumped by a rather mad-looking Mario. She looked concerned.

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Sonic looked puzzled when Knuckles said:

"Now listen here mistah. I don't means no trouble." He said that in a deep black-man voice.

"Knuckles, ya eat something funny?" he asked.

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Fem!Robin raised her brow. "What the...?" she muttered.

"Someone's a thug..." Male!Robin added.

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Luigi raised a brow at Knuckles's voice. He saw Mario carry a bomb. He said:

"Go back to your old console!"

"Old console?" he questioned.

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Red heard Knuckles say:

"Mistah?" Then he said some things he couldn't understand.

"I'm sorry, what?"

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Peach said, "What did he say?"

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Lucina saw an explosion in the background and a body-less, half skull-showing Knuckles appeared. She cocked a brow up. "Whoa, what?!" she exclaimed.

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Sonic saw the head land on the ground and stained it with blood. He looked a little shocked. "Dude, not Knuckles. He's cool." The head flew past Sonic and Luigi's car, Sonic in the video crying:

"Knuckles?!"

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Fem!Robin looked disgusted at that, but Male!Robin just shook his head.

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Luigi heard himself in the video say:

"It must be-a Mario. He just-he takes racing too seriously!"

Luigi sighed in relief. "At least I'm not the crazy o-" He then saw Princess Peach with a black eye, which made him shocked.

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Red's jaw dropped when he saw Peach with a black eye. She said:

"He takes everything too seriously..."

"Holy cow..." he muttered. "I hate seeing Peach look like that..."

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Peach looked aghast. "Wh-what did he do to me?!" she cried. She heard Mario say:

"You motherf***ers invite non-Nintendo characters onto MY track?!"

She gasped. "Mario, what happened to you?!"

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Lucina looked disgusted. She saw a...ship thing fly next to Mario. A guy popped out of it and said something. "Who's he?" she asked.

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Sonic saw Mario shoot a flameball at the guy *I know it's Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars.* and he was on fire. His ship crashed. The guy lost his two legs and one arm.

"Dang, just one fireball?!" he exclaimed.

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The Robins heard Luigi say:

"Holy s***! He's killing all the non-Nintendo racers!"

"First Luigi, then Mario..." Male!Robin said.

"At least Luigi cuts a break," Fem!Robin added.

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Luigi said, "I wouldn't curse!" He then heard Sonic say:

"What is he? Some kind of racist?!"

"I wouldn't call that being racist..."

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Red saw an old man in a black cloak come over to the burning man and unzipped his pants. "No, that's not a toilet," he said.

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Peach shook her head. "I...I don't know what happened to...to..." She heard Mario say:

"You're not Nintendo. You're...you're Pre-Tendo! You're all RACE STRANGERS!"

She had her puzzled look again. "What does he mean by that...?"

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Lucina saw Mario pick up a question box. "Mario, don't be a Gangrel," she said.

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Sonic saw Yoshi driving. When Mario drove past him, he broke the question box with Yoshi's head. He had shards on his eyes, nose, cheeks, and back of his head. Sonic widened his eyes. "Dang!"

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The Robins looked aghast at seeing that.

"Not Yoshi!" Fem!Robin exclaimed.

"That looks so painful..." Male!Robin muttered.

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Luigi looked pained to see Yoshi like that. He heard him say in his non-Yoshi voice:

"A F***ING C*** IN MY ASS!"

"Yoshi, no!" Luigi cried.

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Red looked puzzled when he heard that. "What?" Yoshi continued screaming and suddenly laid dozens of his eggs. He then crashed and died. "Poor Yoshi."

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Peach look saddened. "Not Yoshi..." she whimpered. She grabbed a handkerchief and wiped her tears with it.

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Lucina saw Mario with a large banana. Donkey Kong was seen. DK spoke ape. "This is brutal by far," she stated.

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Sonic heard Mario say:

"Twenty-three years of jumping barrels...TWENTY-THREE F***ING YEARS!"

He suddenly knew what Mario's going to do. "Oh no. Don't," he said, shaking his head. "Don't do it."

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The Robins became disgusted as the sound of the banana coming through DK's butt. The top of the banana with poop stains on it came out of DK's mouth. Fem!Robin exclaimed, "Oh gods, gross!" She gagged.

Male!Robin looked about ready to throw up. "Disgusting..."

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Luigi gagged when he saw that. "And the brown stains on it-" He grabbed a paper bag out of nowhere and threw up in it.

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Red said, "That was nasty..." He heard Luigi say:

"Oh god, oh f***, oh f***, oh f***!"

"I feel you, Luigi," he said. "What a horrible death..."

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Peach was shivering. She saw Mario get another question box. He said:

"Luigi..." He then turned into a Bullet Bill and finished in a low voice, "Coming for you, n****!"

"Mario..." She began to cry again.

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"I know that's a curse word..." Lucina said. The Bullet Bill crashed through Sackboy. "Who was that?"

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Sonic commented, "Luigi's not even black." He then saw Mario turn back to normal, but had a psychopathic face. He drove next to Sonic in the video. "Oh great, I'm gonna die horribly..."

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The Robins heard Sonic say:

"Wait Mario, think of our history."

"Yeah, you and Sonic have been friends before the 3rd tournament began," Male!Robin stated.

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Luigi heard Mario say:

"So, you like to go fast, huh?"

"Mario, stop killing everyone!" he shouted.

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Red then saw Mario choke-hold Sonic. "And he's dead," he predicted. "Sonic's a cool guy though..."

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Peach yelled, "Don't kill Sonic! He's a nice guy, Mario!" Mario stopped at a boost on the track and shoved Sonic's head on it, making Sonic lose rings, blood, and even a chunk of his skin. She shrieked and covered her eyes.

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Lucina looked even more disgusted seeing that. "Naga help Sonic's soul!" she managed to say.

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Sonic looked shocked at how his death was like. Mario then let go of him and landed on his mouth. He looked horrible. "Ow..." the blue hedgehog managed to say after seeing his own death.

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The Robins were disgusted at seeing Sonic like then. Then a pokeball appeared and captured Sonic. Their disgusted looks faded.

"What? Sonic isn't a pokemon," Fem!Robin stated.

"That makes no sense," Male!Robin added.

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Luigi saw a weird-looking Ash Ketchum. "Is that Red?" he asked. "That looks nothing like Red..."

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Red asked, "Is that supposed to be me?" and heard him say:

"Alright, I caught it! Now it's mine and I can force it to do whatever I want!" He then laughed manically, took of all his clothes, and rubbed his nipples. Red moved away from the screen.

"I've seen enough!" he shouted.

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Peach muttered, "Ew..."

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"Sonic is doomed..." Lucina said.

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"I don't like that kid..." Sonic said about Ash. He saw Luigi dodge fireballs coming to him.

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The Robins saw a crazed-looking Mario. "And who said Luigi's the crazy one?" Male!Robin asked.

"If Luigi's going to be bad, then so is Mario..." Fem!Robin said.

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Luigi heard himself say:

"Mario, stop! We're brothers!"

"Yeah!" he agreed. But Mario said:

"I have no brother."

Luigi looked like he was about to cry. "No...Mario..."

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"He IS your bro-" Red said before he saw a blade come through one of Mario's fireballs and staked Luigi through the face. Red looked shocked and scared at that.

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Peach shrieked again. "Not Luigi!" She cried through her handkerchief.

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Lucina saw a buffed-up Kratos on a cart. She moved away from the screen. "He doesn't look friendly..." she said.

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"Dang, he's REAL buffed-up!" Sonic stated.

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The Robins heard Mario say:

"Oh s***, it's Kratos." He held up the middle finger and yelled, "F***-a you, Kratos!"

"I think he ticked that white guy off even more..." Male!Robin said.

"That guy...is he another powerful warlord?" Fem!Robin asked.

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Luigi was intimidated by Kratos. "Mario, you're going to die! Like I did..."

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Red heard Mario say:

"You Playstation characters never learn!" He then got a severed head of Crash Bandicoot.

The Pokemon Trainer looked puzzled. "Playstation?" he questioned.

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"He even killed people from other worlds?!" Peach exclaimed.

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Lucina saw the head being thrown to Kratos's mouth, then he smashed it clean with his teeth. "He's like Walhart and Gangrel..." she said.

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Sonic then got a gun, which made him a laugh a bit. He heard Mario say:

"Suck my mushroom peeeep-you f***ing ghetto pig!" He then shot at Kratos with it.

"Geez Mario, just quit!" he said. "You're no match for him!"

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The Robins saw the bullets missing.

"Well, it's obvious Mario can't aim well with that weapon," Fem!Robin stated.

"I can even aim better," Male!Robin added. "If I had that weapon."

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Luigi saw Mario run out of ammo and look absolutely crazed. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think he deserves to die now..." he said.

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Red saw Mario drive next to Toad. "I've seen him before," he stated. "He was in one of Princess Peach's attacks?"

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Peach heard Toad greet:

"Oh hey Mario!"

"Toad, get away!" she shouted. But it was too late. Mario plucked Toad's head out of his body and swallowed it. Peach cried endlessly through her handkerchief.

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Lucina saw Mario grow big and muscular. He bellowed:

"Nintendo POWER!"

"I don't even know what's going on..." she admitted.

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Sonic saw Kratos being up for the challenge and dodged Mario's large fireballs. "Like I said, no match," he repeated.

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The Robin twins saw him jump out of his cart and climb onto Mario with his blades. They noticed the buttons appearing and disappearing.

"What are those symbols for?" asked Fem!Robin.

Male!Robin shrugged. "Beats me."

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Luigi saw Kratos jump and ready to stake Mario's eyes. As he was going to block himself for that, the screen went black and played the Mario failure jingle. "I-is it over...?" he asked unsurely.

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Red saw Mario's head on a spear with his eyes gouged out. "Holy cow..." he repeated, looking very uncomfortable.

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Peach shrieked once again. She also noticed Pac-Man's head on a spear. "Not Pac-Man too!" she cried. She then saw herself in the video still having a black eye next to Daisy, but naked and on top of Kratos. "Why aren't we wearing our dresses like good, proper princesses?" the princess asked.

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Lucina face-palmed. "Always have naked women in the end because why not?" she sarcastically asked.

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"Of course the princesses are naked," Sonic said. The video ended. "Geez, my death though..."

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"I think Luigi being a psychopath is better than Mario being one..." Fem!Robin stated.

"Definitely," Male!Robin agreed.

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"That was-a violent and so...I don't know," Luigi said.

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"I don't know what I just watched," Red stated. "There, I said it."

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"I can't believe someone would make Mario like that..." Peach sniffled.

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Lucina sighed. "Now that's something I can't get out of my memory..."

Question Time!

"Did you find this offensive?" asked Misty.

"Yes!" Luigi answered.

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"Yeah," Red answered. "Especially that one trainer that went...nuts. He also said something like, 'Now I can force it to do what I want!'" He face-palmed.

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"Yes, I do!" Peach answered. "It was also horrifying and so sad!"

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"I can see this being offensive to some of the Smashers," Lucina replied. "Especially Mario."

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"Yeah, it is actually," Sonic answered. "I wasn't offended during my death in that video, just a little shocked, but being caught by that...kid...I was pretty offended."

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The Robin Twins nodded. "We weren't in it, thank Naga," Fem!Robin said. "But I can see other Smashers that were in the video offended by this."

"There's Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, Peach..." Male!Robin listed.

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"What did you think the video was going to be about?" the hostess asked.

"Another one of my 'death stares'..." Luigi answered.

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"Just a racing video, I guess," Red replied.

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"A nice little video of our racing with other characters in it," Peach answered. "But it's not..."

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"I don't know, just some of our Smashers racing each other?" Lucina said, unsure.

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"I thought it was going to be all the Smashers racing, but nope," Sonic answered.

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"I didn't know what the video was going to be about," Fem!Robin said.

"To me, another Luigi being a psychopath video," Male!Robin replied. "I mean, he's getting popular now."

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"What part of the video went too far?" asked Misty.

"Ugh...Donkey Kong and the banana..." Luigi answered, trying not to gag.

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"When Princess Peach had a black eye," Red replied. "That's not cool."

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"When Mario made that red guy blow up..." Peach answered.

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"When Mario said...something that started with an N," Lucina said.

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"The banana up Donkey Kong's butt," Sonic said. "I thought it was funny, but that was just gross."

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"To me, when Princess Peach had a black eye," Fem!Robin answered.

"Yeah, and the banana thing..." Male!Robin added.

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"Alright, what do you think how many views this has?" Misty questioned.

"Uh...one thousand?" Luigi guessed.

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"One thousand?" Red said. "It has to be one thousand."

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"Zero!" Peach yelled. "No one should watch things like this!"

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"I'm going to say 100,000," Lucina guessed.

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"A million views?" Sonic answered.

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"Since it has Mario as a psychopath, probably 20 million?" Male!Robin replied.

"Yeah, since it's the 'internet'," Fem!Robin agreed.

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"As of today, it has 48,297,469 views," Misty answered. "And over 370 thousand likes."

Luigi looked shocked. "Mama mia!" he exclaimed. "People like this?!"

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"Jeez," Red said. "That's a lot more than all the Pokemon I've caught."

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"What?!" Peach exclaimed. "Why? Why does everyone like this?"

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"Are you serious?" questioned Lucina.

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"Well, it's the internet," Sonic said. "People like this video and the many other forms of it."

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"So, I was close...kind of," Male!Robin said. "I guess a lot more people like Mario going insane than Luigi."

"I agree, since Mario's more popular," Fem!Robin said.

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"Why would anyone like this?" asked Misty.

"Because...Mario is a psychopath in this video and I'm not?" Luigi answered.

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"Ask yourself that," Red replied.

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"I don't know..." Peach answered. "Maybe it was Bowser and his minions viewing it so much!"

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"Who knows?" Lucina replied. "People have weird tastes in entertainment."

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"Listen, I've actually surfed the internet a few times," Sonic said. "The people there are pretty weird and like offensive stuff and gory stuff like this video. So, I shouldn't be so surprised."

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"Like I said, because Mario is more popular than Luigi," Fem!Robin answered.

"And making him insane and killing people is what people like, I guess?" Male!Robin added.

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"What do you this video is called?" asked the hostess.

"Killer Mario?" Luigi answered.

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"Mario the Killer?" Red replied.

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"Mario Turns Bad?" Peach guessed.

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"Insane Mario?" Lucina guessed.

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"Killer Mario," Sonic answered.

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"Mario's Killing Spree?" guessed Male!Robin.

"Mario the Psychopath?" guessed Fem!Robin.

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"It's actually called Racist Mario," Misty said.

Luigi looked puzzled. "Huh? I mean, it's offensive, but racist? I didn't find anything racist, just the N-word."

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"Racist? How?" questioned Red. "He's just killing people, not saying slurs all the time. The N-word, yeah, but Luigi's not that slur."

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"Racist?" Peach looked confused. "I can see that actually, since he killed someone not in our world, Sonic, the other person, the 'Playstation' character..."

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"What was so racist about killing everyone?" Lucina asked. "I don't get it."

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"Well, he killed Knuckles, then some Star Wars guy, then me, then that fox guy from 'Playstation'," Sonic replied. "I can see that as racist, but not to the part where he insults their looks and my looks or anything."

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"I can actually see that," Male!Robin said.

"What? How?" Fem!Robin asked her twin.

"He did kill two characters not in this tournament, then Sonic, then that fox head."

"But he didn't really insult them, just killed them in cold blood."

He nodded. "I guess I see your point."

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"What do you think about the creators of this video?" Misty asked.

"They don't like us," Luigi answered. "Since they killed us off."

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"They're sick and twisted," Red answered.

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"They're like Bowser and his minions," Peach said. "They don't like us."

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"They don't have a life," Lucina said. "They'll think that this video they made is so funny, but they're probably alone and have nothing else better to do."

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"Despite having me get caught by that...kid, they might actually have a sense of humor," Sonic answered. "And the animation of the video's pretty awesome, so I actually like them."

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"They have to be people that have nothing else better to do," Fem!Robin answered. "They'll think that killing people all the time with Mario is so cool, but no. It's not."

"To other people, maybe," Male!Robin said. "But I still prefer Luigi to be a psychopath. All he does is give a stare to everyone, not kill them in brutal ways possible."

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"Finally, since Mario hasn't seen this video, how would he react?" Misty asked.

"Oh, mama mia, how can I explain it?" Luigi said.

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"Possibly offended since he wouldn't hurt everyone outside of fighting in the tournament," Red predicted. "And he died horribly in the end, so yeah."

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"He wouldn't like this at all!" Peach answered. "He would be offended so much."

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"He would be offended, since he wouldn't kill anyone, including his brother," Lucina replied. "And he wouldn't like his death either."

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"Mario wouldn't like it," Sonic answered. "Especially when he said Luigi isn't his brother and, well, killing me. Mario and I are best buds, he would never do that to me. But knowing him, he wouldn't take this so seriously. He still wouldn't like it though."

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"I doubt he'll be snarky about it," Male!Robin answered. "He's a friendly guy. He wouldn't kill a fly if it's innocent."

"Yes," Fem!Robin agreed. "And he wouldn't be so fond of that huge white lord that killed him anyway."


And that was episode 9 of Smashers React! I hope you enjoyed it! Now, suggest a music video! Should I show them ME!ME!ME! or Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf? Or something else, maybe? Suggest the Smashers as well! I'll see you in the next episode!

*THIS IS STILL ALIVE AND STILL KICKING! I took a break to raise up my grades in school, after I've done that, I didn't feel like posting this pre-made chapter. I felt lazy! I'm so sorry! But I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I wanted to do this anyway. Like I said, suggest a music video I should show to the Smashers and I'll see you later! :D*