A/N -ummm hello... I know...I'm a horrible human! I really have no explanation for the extremely slow uploads and I hate myself for it! This even isn't a remotely interesting or long chapter to make up for my laziness! I'M SORRY :(

What now?- Sirius' pov

Sirius just stared at the paper. He didn't know what to think. Was it good that the wizarding world believed them both to be dead? But that just meant he would have to be extra careful whenever he went outside. If anybody was to see the 'deceased' yet famous harry potter with his equally dead godfather in diagonally...well let's just say it wouldn't go down well in the ministry.

"Hello... Earth to Sirius! Oi!" Shouted Remus, clapping his hands in his face. Sirius quickly snapped out of his mental debate and looked up at him.

"What?" Asked Sirius with a blank expression, his mind swimming with all the possible outcomes of this news.

"What does it say? Remus gesturing at the paper still in Sirius' hands

"See for yourself" Sirius stated growing the paper into Remus' lap, getting to his feet and picking up a now yawning harry.

Cradling the child, Sirius watched as Remus' eyes widened in what Sirius presumed was either shock or amusement. Sirius wasn't sure why but he felt a great sense of pride in the fact he and Remus both successfully tricked half the world. Maybe it was the old marauder shining through.

"Well.." Smirked Sirius "what do they think happened?"

"Well they think it was a horrid side effect from when he-wh..."

"His name is Voldemort mooney" Sirius snapped.

He didn't mean to sound so harsh but ever since Voldemort had murdered his best friends he couldn't help but feel angered when people feared to speak his name. 'Fear of the name only increases fear in the thing it self'

"Sorry" he mumbled sending an apologetic look at his friend.

Remus sighed with an understanding look on his face but carried on; "Like I was saying, they think it was a nasty side effect from when..v..Voldemort tried to.. Ya' know.. Kill him"

"Seems reasonable" Sirius thought out loud. Remus nodded in agreement.

They stood there for at least five minuets in complete silence just contemplating how to take the news.

"When's the next full moon? Sirius blurted out wanting to break the silence.

"What's that got to do with the price of cheese?" Remus inquired looking up from the paper.

"What!?"

"It means; 'what's that got to do with the conversation'...a muggle saying"

"Oh." Said Sirius wondering where his friend picked up all these muggle sayings.

"Anyway it's two weeks tomorrow I think" said Remus joining his gaze to Sirius'.

Sirius could sense the embarrassment in Remus' voice. Remus always thought that his 'fury little problem' made him a dangerous monster...even when it wasn't a full moon.

"Why?" Asked Remus "I won't stay here if that's what you're suggesting"

"Are you mad moon's! Of course you're stayin' here!" Sirius chuckled shaking his head, "I just need to know when to get the den ready for"

"Oh.. Thanks" smiled Remus. He may not show it, but Sirius knew that Remus liked it when people just dismissed his fury little problem and found a way around things. "Do you want to go to diagonally tomorrow?"

"And how exactly, do you suggest we do that?" Asked Sirius, his voice dripping in sarcasm.

"You, padfoot, may be completely stupid, but I however know how to do a simple glamour charm we learnt in third year, allowing us to shop without being seen." Stated Remus like it was the most obvious thing in the world

"Oh.." Was all Sirius could say

"Oh indeed" Remus chuckled getting to his feet "but in the mean time, let's get this tyke to bed"

Sirius didn't even realise that Harry had fell asleep on his chest, snoring softly.

"Yeah" said Sirius planting a kiss on Harry's hair "you can take your old room on the next floor up, harry can stay with me tonight, until we can sort him out a nursery at least."

"Ok,thanks again padfoot" yawed Remus grabbing his bags and making his way up the stairs to his large room on the next floor. "Night'!"

"Goodnight moony!" Sirius called down the corridor as he followed Remus up the stairs.

Once he was in his room Sirius placed harry onto his large Gryfindor coloured bed and quickly got changed. He don't bother waking harry to get him changed as he had a clean nappy and relatively comfy cloths on. Sirius decided he would bath harry tomorrow as he had noticed that he looked (and smelt) quite grubby.

With that Sirius hopped into bed next to harry and he too drifted off to sleep...