11 Chapters? Shit...God Damn! I didn't think I'd make it this far! Well, my pretties, let's move on to the show...I'm feeling frisky tonight!
You've Got Balls, Kid. Balls.
"For today, I say we round up a couple of friends for an explosive game of 'Dare'!" Team Sonic, plus Shadow and Silver were currently in the second floor kitchen of their base, sharing a cake with their leader.
"Just...'Dare', Sonic? Not the 'Truth'," Tails asked. Sonic turned his head a full 360 degrees and and frowned at Tails.
"The truth...YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Sonic's neck was still possibly injured from the 1st chapter.
"Really, Sonic? How old are you, 5," Knuckles asked. Sonic turned to the echidna.
"Sure, but your mom thought I was 25 with the way we did it last night," Sonic returned, cracking his neck back in place. Knuckles's mouth dropped.
"My mom's dead!"
"And just who do you think killed her," Shadow muttered, taking another bite of his piece of cake.
"I think a game of Dare would be fun, but with some really batshit insane stunts," Silver offered. Sonic smiled.
"See? Even Silver agrees with me," Sonic shouted, not catching the glare Silver shot at him.
"If it's a chance of humiliating others, then I'm in. However, we'll need some strict rules about anyone who tries to cower out of their dares," Shadow explained. Sonic nodded.
"You're right, and I've got just the perfect idea. Knuckles," Sonic called. The echidna turned to him, acknowledging the call. "We'll have you punch anyone who doesn't do their dares. That sound cool to you," Sonic asked, with a wink that made Shadow seriously question Sonic's sexuality.
"Oh, Sonic, that sounds wonderful! I can't wait~!" Knuckles then glanced at Tails and smiled.
"Why...are you looking at me like that, Knuckles," Tails asked. Knuckles just cracked his...um...knuckles and chuckled.
"Gonna tear dat ass up!"
About 30 minutes had past and now the kitchen was an utter Sausage Fest. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Silver, and Shadow were of course in the mix along with Vector, Espio, Charmy, and even Jet the Hawk and his good friend Storm.
"Rules are simple, the person that spends the bottle gets to choose the dare for the person the bottle lands on. Once the dare is complete, the victim then gets to spin the bottle and the same rules apply," Sonic explained.
"And what if the victim refuses the dare," Espio asked.
"I GET TO FUCK THAT BITCH!" Everyone turned to Knuckles who had an excited grin on his face until he realized everyone was staring, "I mean, I get to punch them...hard," he corrected.
"But what if Knuckles doesn't do it himself," Shadow asked. "I can shoot him."
"Um, No. We'll have one of our other powerhouses, Storm or Vector do it. If anyone refuses a dare, one of those three will fist you," Sonic explained.
"What," Tails asked, frightened.
"Cool," Storm bellowed.
"That's fine," Vector accepted.
"This is gonna be awesome," Charmy cried.
"So let's get started already," Jet blurted.
"I really like the author's attempt to give everyone lines, one after the other," Silver addressed. Suddenly, a brick flew through the window collided with his head. After recovering from the pain, Silver examined the brick to see words drawn on it in chalk: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
"Since it's my party, I'll spin it first," Sonic said. No one cared to disagree and only watched carefully as Sonic spun the bottle. At watching it spin, some of the players got nervous, wondering what sick thing Sonic would have them do if they were unlucky enough to have the bottle land on them. As the spin speed decreased, it began to point towards Shadow. In response, he glared at it and the bottle quickly spun another 180 degrees, turning to Silver.
"Bullshit," Silver cried.
"Nah, it landed on you! It's your turn," Sonic argued with a grin. Silver wasn't happy, but the last thing he wanted was to let Knuckles, Storm, or Vector punch him.
"Whatever, Sonic, say the dare."
"Sure, but um...Hey, is Blaze here right now," Sonic asked, seemingly changing the subject.
"I think she's using the room you let her have while she stays in this dimension," Shadow answered.
"Perfect! Silver, go into Blaze's room and still a pair of her underwear," Sonic smiled. It wasn't the daring factor of stealing a woman's pair of panties Sonic wanted; it was specifically because it was Blaze, that Sonic wanted it done.
"Well, that escalated quickly," Shadow muttered.
"No way am I doing that! She'll roast my dick off!"
"Assuming you have one," Shadow murmured, causing Tails and Jet to snicker. The two of them were closest to Shadow on either sides.
"You could always let me punch the shit outta ya," Knuckles offered.
"Oh, oh! Pick me, Silver! Let me punch you," Storm cried.
"No! No one's punching me!...I'll do it," Silver growled. Silver got up from the table and began heading up the stairs with Sonic, Jet, and Vector following him. The other remained at the table.
Silver would be lying if he said he wasn't nervous...But he made his way to Blaze's door anyway. He knocked...and the door opened. Blaze opened the door and smiled at the sight of her friend, though it was replaced with a look of curiosity when she noticed the others.
"What is it, Silver? Do you need something," she asked.
"Oh, hi Blaze. Well...um, you see. I just wanted to come and say 'Hi' just to see how you were and-"
"Sometime today, Silver," Sonic blurted.
"Get on with it," Jet, that impatient prick, rushed. Silver sighed.
"Sorry, but-" Silver immediately muffed Blaze out of his way and pushed her to the ground. He then bolted toward her dresser and opened what he assumed to be the underwear drawer. He was right! The first thing that went through his head was the word 'Colorful'.
"Silver! What the fuck," Blaze yelled. The cat quickly found her way to her feet and charged Silver. The hedgehog quickly administered his Psycho powers and held her in place. Grabbing a the first thing he could get his hands on, a cherry-red colored thong, Silver bolted.
"Move, bitch," Silver squealed as he tried to push past his so-called friends. They were laughing their asses off, and quickly followed Silver back down to the others.
They had just made it back to the kitchen table when Charmy was beating Tails in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
"Fuck," Tails cursed, while Charmy cheered. He brightened up however, when he noticed the others had come back.
"Did you get'em," Knuckles asked.
Silver held the thong up proudly. "You know I did...And I'm so dead, by the way." Just as he said that, the room temperature rose tremendously. The digital thermostat near the fridge had stopped counting up numbers and simply said the word "DAMN". Blaze rushed into the room, already covered with flames.
"Silver, you pervert! Where's my underwear, you fuck?!" Shadow was quick to act. He summoned his Green Chaos Emerald from his body.
"Chaos Control," he chanted as pitched the Emerald to Blaze. When it hit her, it glowed and sparked with Chaos Energy.
"What the- Shadow what did you-" BLIP. In a quick flash, Blaze was gone.
"Shadow what did you do," Sonic asked.
"Isn't it obvious? I teleported her somewhere else," Shadow explained.
"Thanks for the save, Shadow, but won't she just be able to come back since you teleported the Emerald with her," Silver asked.
"Nope...You see, that was Chaos Emerald and those don't work for Blaze that well."
Blaze was on some deserted island that was about to be attacked by a hurricane. "I hope this works! Um...Chaos Control?" The Emerald glowed with power and shocked Blaze painfully until she blacked out for a mere moment. When she regained herself, she found herself at the peak of some frozen mountain. "Oh...Dammit..."
"Now can we get on with the game," Shadow asked.
"Definitely! It's my turn, now," Silver exclaimed.
"Silver, no using your power," Sonic warned.
"Oh, please, I'm not a cheater." At that, everyone gave him an accusing look. "Okay- One time, one time at the Olympic games, but that was it, alright? Just drop it. It helped us score an extra point for our side, right? So get over it!" Silver grabbed the bottle and spun it with all of his might. Of course, it was a bit too much, as the bottle spun right off of the table and shattered.
"Fucking...moron," Shadow growled.
"You're cleaning that shit up," Sonic demanded.
"I know! Shit. Accidents happen." Silver began to pick up the broken shards with his mental abilities. "That's what happens when we use a beer bottle!"
"Maybe we should use a plastic water bottle," Tails offered.
"I got it," Jet volunteered, raiding Sonic's fridge.
"Hey!" Sonic was ignored as Jet continued to rummage through the fridge for a water bottle. As he dug around, his curiosity got the better of him, and he started to examine the contents of the fridge. He saw a few packages of hot-dogs, obviously there to appease Sonic's chili-dog fetish. There were also a lot of fruits, some...eggs? Jet made a mental note to look into that. He also found...Well, he couldn't identify it completely. Clearly, it was an animal at some point; a fact that Jet found morbid, all things considered. It was a small body that had already be plucked and wrapped in plastic. That's when Jet noticed the label. It read: POULTRY.
"What the fuck? Why is this in here," Jet demanded, pulling out the bird. When Tails saw it, he sprang up and snatched the raw meat from the Hawk's hand.
"Don't worry about that! Just forget about it!" Tails was frantic. "You were supposed to find a water bottle!"
"Yeah, and what I found was a dead bird! How am I supposed to react to that?"
"Well, Tails is a fox. He eats those things," Sonic explained.
"Don't forget we have a several hundred pound man-eating machine right here," Espio pointed out, gesturing towards Vector.
"Um, Jet you're a hawk. You eat meat too," Storm pointed out. "If fact, just yesterday-"
"Can we please get on with fucking game," Shadow shouted.
"Shadow's right. No one wants to read about our diets," Sonic agreed. Jet grumbled something inaudible and returned to his seat with a plastic water bottle. Jet proceed to chug the water down before handing it to Silver.
"Here we go!" Silver spun the bottle and watched it come to halt...point directly at Knuckles. The echidna raised an eyebrow and gave Silver a daring look.
"C'mon then! What you got for me?" Silver put his hand to his chin in thought, reaching into the darkest parts of his mind for a really fucked up dare. Then...It came to him. Silver smiled. "We're gonna have to take a little trip for this one," Silver announced. At that, Sonic summoned the red Chaos Emerald, because he totally had it with him the whole time.
"Not a problem."
"So...I just have to survive one minute in there," Knuckles asked. Silver nodded. The group was standing atop of cliff side at Wind Valley. The gang were staring at the menacing tornado as if ripped the land asunder. As the swirling mass of dusty death inched closer, Tails could have sworn he saw a cow getting swept up into the storm. Suddenly, he felt sympathetic for Knuckles, having once jumped into the eye of the storm. Sonic, who was oblivious to such fear, smiled dumbly.
"That tornado's carrying a car!"
"Well, you poor bastard, good luck," Shadow offered.
"He may need a bit more than luck," Vector joked. Just as he said that, the tornado ripped through a mountain, crumbling it to pieces before scattering the debris.
"A bit," Charmy asked.
"I feel like...It looks more dangerous than when we were here, Sonic," Tails pointed. The blue hedgehog nodded in agreement.
"Yeah...Really looks like you're fucked, eh Knuckles," Sonic teased.
"Oh, fuck you guys! I can do this," Knuckles declared. He began gliding in the direction of the tornado and could feel the pressure from it. He tensed as the tornado's direction changed and it approached him, almost as if it detected his presence. Knuckles braced himself. "TOUGHER THAN LEATHER!" Almost immediately...The expected result happened: Knuckles's body was stretched and pulled as the violent winds snatched him right out of the sky. The echidna was flung towards a a large piece of mountain. Seeing it coming, Knuckles brought his fist forward and shattered it. However, the winds weren't through, as he was dragged onto another piece of mountain and was pelted with debris. Knuckles coughed painfully, as he noticed it was also difficult to breathe. He mentally scolded himself for not bringing his Air necklace. Knuckles attempted to maneuver himself in the air, but gasped when he saw metal tracks and spike balls headed for him. "What the fuck!?"
The gang nearly jumped when they saw vibrant display of rings and blood explode from the tornado.
"Someone should have warned him about all of the metal objects in there," Tails said.
"Too late," Shadow waved off.
"You guys think he's okay," Silver asked.
"Eh, I wouldn't worry about old Knuckle head. He's as tough as they come," Sonic replied, noticing, but ignoring the glare he received from Silver. Vector had did his best to collect whatever of Knuckles' rings that went in his direction. Espio noticed and shook his head in disgust.
"Greedy bastard," he whispered. Charmy was watching the tornado in complete awe while Jet and Storm watched in interest.
"That tornado is packing some serious wind power," Jet observed. Storm nodded. Jet smirked and got an idea. "Almost as if it's good enough wind for an epic race on our Extreme Gear. What do you say, Sonic," Jet proposed. Sonic's eyes widened and he turned to Jet who was eyeing him up and down.
"Jet, hell no! There's no way, I'm ever racing you again! I've already proven myself to you too many times! I'm damn sure not jumping into a freaking tornado...Again!"
"Why not...It's not so bad." Everyone turned to see Knuckles, or what was left of him, standing before them. Several of his dreads were torn off, his left eye was missing, his femur bone was popping out of his elbow, and he had multiple lacerations on his body. But the determined look in his one eye was not dead! "I told you! Tougher...Than...Leather," he breathed out. Instantly, he fainted on the spot. There was a moment of silence...Followed by loud cheers!
"That was good," Vector yelled.
"Great," Silver cried.
"Awesome," Tails added.
"Outstanding," Shadow cheered.
"AMAZING," Sonic bellowed. Espio went to Knuckles' aid and examined him.
"Which is not what we can say for our friend," Espio announced. "In fact, he's dead."
"Meh, we'll fix him with some plot, and he'll be good as new," Sonic waved off. He continued to ignore that the story was lacking a plot. Shadow noticed the tornado was heading in their direction...and had turned red. For a moment, Shadow panicked. He quickly reached into Sonic...'special place' and retrieved the red chaos emerald. Sonic felt violated. Shadow raised the chaos emerald and activated Chaos Control.
"LET'S. GET. MOVING!"
In a vibrant flash of red light, the gang were all back in the kitchen, all sitting at the table. Though, they weren't in their same seats, but decided for the sake of all the fucks they didn't give not to move. Miraculously, Knuckles was completely healed.
"My turn, bitches!"
"Okay, okay! Just spin the damn thing," Jet ordered. Knuckles would have flicked Jet the bird, despite the irony of it all, but couldn't for obvious reasons. He had to simply settle for sticking his tongue out at him.
"Knuckles, can you try not to spin it too hard? I want to finish this game sometime today," Espio joked. Knuckles didn't respond, but did take note to hold back. With a spin of the bottle, suspense rose until it came to a halt...Sonic's eyes widened.
"Me?"
"Yes, Sonic. You," Shadow answered.
"This ought to be good," Silver chirped, hopefully.
"Oh, it will be," Knuckles assured, and stood from his seat.
"Are we leaving the building again," Tails asked.
"Eh, we're just heading to the beach, that's all," Knuckles answered. Immediately, Sonic got a sinking feeling...Get it! Cuz, they're at the beach and Sonic can't swim? Oh, screw you people...
The boys were at Emerald Coast, just overlooking a stony cliff. Knuckles had a smug look on his face while Sonic was staring into the water as if it was hot lava.
"You know...There's still time for me to reject this. I mean, we didn't have to come all the way out here. I mean, Knuckles can't hit that hard," Sonic tried to reason.
"Hey, Sonic," Knuckles called. Knuckles walked over to a large boulder and smashed it to pieces and grinned back at Sonic.
"C'mon, Sonic. You haven't even heard the Dare yet," Espio stated. That was true, but Sonic had unpleasant memories with this beach. Sonic started to feel a bit better...But Knuckles killed that.
"I dare you to jump in," Knuckles challenged. Everyone gasped.
"What?! Are you trying to kill him," Tails shouted is shock.
"You monster," Vector accused. "You know Sonic can't swim!"
"You're a terrible human being!"
"Charmy, I'm gonna explain what's wrong with that sentence later," Espio said. "But Knuckles, what is your motive exactly in making Sonic drown in water."
"It's not the water," Sonic said quietly.
"What," Shadow asked.
"It's not the water. The water isn't the problem," Sonic explained. "I can swim...slightly. But I can also hydroplane easily." Sonic looked at noticed he was getting confused looks from the less intelligent of the group. "I can run on water," he clarified.
"Then what's the problem," Shadow asked.
"It's what's in the water," Sonic stated, grimly.
"What's in the water," Silver asked. Just as that was asked, the loud call of a whale resonated all over the beach.
"What?! HAHA. You're afraid of whales? Sonic, you pussy," Jet teased.
"You don't know what they've done to me."
"Hey, Sonic. You see that lighthouse over there," Knuckles pointed out. Sonic looked over to wear Knuckles pointed. Across the water along a pier was a lighthouse. "Run to it and back. Going on the water."
"Do I have to," Sonic asked.
"No, I'll just punch you into orbit and-"
"Okay, Okay I got it!" Sonic swallowed. "Here I go!" Sonic jumped into the water and immediately began to tread the water. It was a a bad effort, but he was at least staying above water. "Okay. So far so good." No it wasn't...
"Well, well, well, if it isn't our good friend, Sonic." Sonic quickly turned in the water to see a large orca staring him down. By the sound of it's voice, it was male. "I haven't seen you since 2006! Hey, Benny! Come up and look who it is," the whale called out. A second orca made its way to the surface and smiled when it say Sonic.
"What is it, Jay. Oh shit! Big Blue, is that you?! Damn, it's been a long as time. Why don't you come down to Emerald Coast anymore," Benny asked, who was also male. Sonic smiled nervously.
"O-Oh you know. I've just been busy. You know, saving the world and all that jazz and-"
"Hey! We should play that game we used to play," Benny suggested.
"W-what game?"
"Oh, I think you know, Sonic." This came from Jay, and his tone was very sinister. He started drifting towards Sonic.
"Yeah. You know...that game," Benny agreed. Sonic gulped. He spun in the water and kicked his legs as hard as possible. Despite not being the best swimmer, he was quite the speedy one.
"Get'em,"Jay ordered as the two whales chased him. It wasn't just a game. Those two whales were after Sonic's life.
"Stop playin'! stop playin'! Stop playin'," Sonic chanted fearfully. Eventually, he was able to get his legs out of the water and he started running away. He could barely here the sounds of the whales' laughter behind him. In seconds, Sonic made it to the lighthouses. He sat down on the land and took a breath or relief.
"Now run back," he heard Knuckles order. This time, Sonic wouldn't just jump in. He'd run. The second Sonic jumped in however, a family of killer whales jumped out of the water and attacked him.
"Holy-!" Sonic quick stepped left and right to avoid them.
"Get his ass," Jay demanded.
"I want his shoes," one female orca called.
"Gimme them gloves," another demanded.
"Save his nutsack for me."
"Dammit, Benny. Now's not the time!"
"Sorry."
Sonic was panicking. He never understood what whales had against him, but he damn sure wasn't gonna take the time to find out. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuck," Sonic cried as he shot out of the water and smacked right into the mountain where his friends stood watching. He clanged to the mountain side desperately, nearly in tears.
"What! What," one of the whales called out, jumping at Sonic, daring him to move.
"You bring yo sweet, blue ass back here again, Sonic and see what happens, alright," Benny called.
"We're ready to go anytime," Jay warned, lighting a cigarette. Sonic simply sighed and climbed his way back to the top of the mountain. When he reached the top, he was both surprised and pleased to find that his friends weren't laughing at him.
"That was intense as fuck," Jet called.
"Do it again," Charmy, that little shit, insisted. Sonic gave him a look of horror.
"I was hoping he died," Silver expressed, gloomily. Shadow patted him on the back.
"We all did."
"Let's...Let's just get back to base," Sonic panted. He was giving Knuckles the evil eye, but didn't say anything further.
One Chaos Control later, the gang were back in their seats.
"Are you guys, ready," Sonic asked, preparing the spin the bottle for the second time.
"Hurry up, Sonic. We don't have all day," Shadow rushed.
"You know...We kinda do have all day, but I won't waste anymore time," Sonic responded. Sonic spun the bottle and watched for several seconds as it spun.
"Who's is gonna be," Charmy chanted, repeatedly.
"Not me, not me," Tails prayed. He was nervous. After having seen the last fear dares, he could see that shit had gotten real, really fast! The bottle slowed to a halt...pointing at Shadow!
"NO!" Shadow glared at the plastic bottle until it rattled and exploded from the ultimate pressure of the ultimate glare.
"Fucking- Shadow! Stop doing that," Sonic demanded.
"I refuse to do any dare Sonic conceives," Shadow stated.
"You can't do that," Jet barked.
"Yeah! You can't just break the rules at your leisure," Vector agreed. Shadow raised his hands defensive.
"But you're all forgetting one very important fact: I'm Shadow," he...argued?
"Damn, that's a good point," Charmy whispered.
"No. Just, fuck you, Shadow. You're going now," Sonic demanded. The Black Blur stood from his chair and readied a Chaos Spear, but Sonic was faster. He tackled Shadow to the ground and disrupted his attack.
"Get off me, fag!"
"Stop being such a drama queen! I didn't know the Ultimate Life-form was also the Ultimate Pussy," Sonic taunted. Shadow glared at Sonic and stopped struggling.
"Sonic, I'm gonna-," Shadow began. However, he tripped over his words when he noticed Sonic pursing his lips. Looking closely, Shadow could see a trail of spit rolling off of Sonic's lips. "Stop it," Shadow said, quickly. Sonic was staring Shadow directly in the eyes, letting the glob of spit fall slowly toward's Shadow's face. "Sonic, don't! I mean it!" Sonic sucked the spit back it, snorted harshly, and began to cough up a loogie. Sonic repeated his earlier actions and began to let the loogie fall down his chin. Shadow's pupils shrank in shock. "Sonic, I swear to God!" The spit was inching closer to his face, and Shadow broke. "Alright! ALRIGHT! I'll take my turn! Just get the fuck off of me," Shadow cried. Sonic smiled, leaned his head to the side, and spat the loogie expertly into the trash been. Sonic dismounted Shadow and allowed him to stand. Shadow glared at the blue hedgehog while dusting himself off, mentally plotting the most devastating things he'd do to Sonic later.
"I'm glad you came to your senses, Shadow," Sonic laughed out.
"Shut up and say your dare, Sonic."
"Okay, but we have to go to space," Sonic informed.
"What?!" This was the reaction from everyone.
"Yeah. Since it seems like we're all for doing things that'll get us killed, I don't see a problem with it," Sonic explained. This only instilled a bit of fear in Shadow, but he swallowed it down.
"And just what is it you want me to do in space," Shadow asked.
"I'll explain once we get to the Space Colony Ark," Sonic said. "If you'd be so kind as to teleport-"
"Chaos Control!"
"-us to the...Hey! We're already here," Sonic explained. The gang were on the outside of the space colony, on one of the many control stations.
"Wow. This is space," Jet whispered in awe. "Kinda strange, I didn't expect to be able to breathe."
"You've never been in space, Jet," Tails asked.
"We've never left the planet," Storm answered. "I know, we're avian thieves, genies, racers of alien descent, but we don't do a lot of alien things."
"Aboard the Ark, again," Espio said quietly.
"We aren't going to be finding any computer rooms, are we," Vector asked suspiciously.
"This place is nostalgic," Knuckles said. Silver raised an eyebrow.
"Didn't you come here several years ago to find the Master Emerald? You know, during the Sonic Adventure 2 days in Meteor Herd?" Just as Silver asked that, a large, flaming meteor struck Silver. He had barely enough time to jump out of the way, but he was still caught by the explosion and was blown into the wall. When he regain himself, he noticed that the debris from the meteor spelled out a message: LAST FUCKING CHANCE, SILVER!
"Enough of your irrelevant bullshit," Sonic chirped. "We've got shit to do." Sonic turned to Shadow with his greatest grin. Shadow was disgusted.
"Name the dare, Sonic. My body is ready," Shadow said, confidently.
"Alright, Shadow. Time for me to finish this!"
"Sonic, stop it with the damn quotes."
"Right. My bad. Okay, Shadow, I dare you to-"
Suddenly...Charmy.
"CLIFFHANGER, BITCHES!"
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