(Author's Notes:)
Hey guys! I started college today, and I was sick… but that inspired me to write this, oddly enough. Hope you enjoy!
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TELL CECILY I SAID HI SHE'S LIKE HONESTLY AWESOME. AND JEM TOO. HOLY CRAP. AND HENRY, HENRY BRANWELL, HE'S TOO ADORABLE. I must admit, you're a bit mischievous, Will. And I would like to inform you that Wessa is Will Tessa, TOGETHER. I do not ship Wessa, nor do I ship Jessa (Jem Tessa). I ship another group, that hopefully you actually will set up, otherwise I'll climb though the computer and do it myself. Although if I did, I'm afraid I might take Gideon for myself. (Oh no, I revealed my couple, crap! ) I ask that you please refrain from killing Gabriel. Thank you, cutie. Sorry for such a looong comment. If it bothers you, you can go screw yourself. Thanks love! *million heart emojis*
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You think my teacher is adorable...?
Hold on… PEOPLE SHIP TESSA AND I?! What the ****? Although her face when I told her that was golden! Ha!
Oh, and I'll be sure to pass your number onto Gideon.
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Hey so you are will, You really sound like Jace but I saw your photo with him on Facebook you totally are prettier than him. In fact, you kind of look like my brother, Alec lightwood. You have got to see us, You will not believe Gabriel and Gideon are our cousins. We are also american and we and Jace go to same school, may be jace has told you about us.
Isabelle lightwood.
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… what?
AMERICAN LIGHTWOODS?! Those exist? The **** is this world coming to?!
QUICKT! TELL ME EMBARASSING STORIES ABOUT JACE!
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OMG WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL, GUESS WHAAAAT! OK SO, I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ MY COUSIN HAD A BABY, AND THEY HAD DUCK-THEMED SHEETS FOR THE BABY! HOW HORRIBLE! I BET THIS IS WHY EVERYONE TRUSTS DUCKS, BECAUSE THEY'RE TAUGHT FROM BIRTH THAT THEY'RE OKAY AND SAFE! GOODNESS GRACIOUS, I FEEL HORRIFIED AND DISGUSTED. WRETCHED MUNDANES.
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THAT IS HORRIFYING! That poor infant. It shall be liberated from those evil ducks! (how to achieve this… hmmm. Burn the sheets? Give it something suck more cuddly! Like a little stuffed devil!)
Will Is Too Distracted To Notice He's Been Hacked!
30/08
I am ill today. Very ill. I may die. (Jem says I'm being a drama queen.)
My sister told me I was being a ***** and should just suck it up and go to school, but I cannot! I can't stop sneezing, and my sneezing face is the only time I am unattractive.
Jem has promised to come over and make me soup after school, and I believe he's also bringing Tessa. Although Tessa has been awkward since I told her people "shipped" us. I think it is hilarious.
I told Jem he could not be near me, for he might contract this illness, but he insists that school has more germs than I, so he will be fine.
Speak of the devil! They just walked in.
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Hey guys! This is Will's sister, Cecy. I swiped his laptop because I want to know what you guys think about giving Gabriel a letter telling him how I feel… I know Will would not approve, but I so want to! Maybe he'll finally know I exist then.
In exchange for your feedback (and since Will has abandoned his computer to eat Jem's delicious-smelling soup), I will tell you a story about Will! ;)
When Will turned 6, we decided to throw Will a surprise birthday party! Our older sister, Ella, took Will out of the house while we set up… but they didn't know about Will's "phobia" yet.
When Mum asked us what theme we should give Will for his birthday, I smiled innocently up at them and suggested "a duckie theme!" (This, I did for revenge because Will threatened to shave my bear. I forget why.)
Mum and Dad decorated the house (with me helpfully cheering them on) with streamers, rubber ducks, and even a cake with a painting of a duck.
When Ella and Will were almost home, we all hid, and when they walked in the door…
I'm laughing hysterically right now writing this! Will screamed like a little girl! Repeatedly. And I collapsed into a giggle fit.
And I know what you guys are thinking… how do I remember this when I was only 4? Well, it was hard to forget! (why can I not put emojis here? That seems a dumb design. I'm trying to do the laughing/crying face!)
Hope you all liked that story! Comment and let me know what you think! And about that advice… should I write Gabriel a letter? Or maybe just talk to him…?
Ta!
Love Cecy
P.S. Thank you, commenter! You are awesome, too! ;)
