Superman: "The others? I don't know about that. Everyone has an unspoken jurisdiction. I handle things in metropolis with Barry, while ol' Bruce and his buddies stay over at Gotham."
Interviewer: "Ever thought about making a team?"
Superman: "Hah! I think i'll stick with my agency. Could you really imagine me and batman teaming up? Now that would make an interesting movie."
Iron man: "Here's my offer, I do this little interview and you let me take you out for a candle light dinner."
Interviewer: "Wow, you work quick."
Iron man: "That's what the repulsors are for beautiful."
Spiderman: "I admit, I didn't really like the idea of the bill at first. Having a secret identity meant everything to me. It's how I protected my loved ones. But when they showed me it can do more harm than good, I joined up. I just wish they didn't have to...you know. With Captain America.
Iron man: "Steve...i'm sorry did that get dark? Your fault for asking me. Did peter bring him up? Poor kid, things were harder back then that's for sure. But you know how it goes, if you're not with the government you're against it. Steve learned that the hard way."
Superman: "The superhuman registration act. Now that was a bad time for me, everyone i'm sure. You probably would have expected Batman to be the first to fight with the rebelling heroes, him being the way he is about his identity. But no, he was the one to actually help me save my doubts."
Interviewer: "What's your opinion on the newer super heroes?"
Superman: "Wasn't there some guy in japan making the rounds? Gah his name's on the tip of my tongue, A-all might there we go! He's still wet behind the ears, but he has a nice quirk."
Interviewer: "Do you think he's stronger than you?"
Superman: "You're asking an old man that question, i'm flattered. Jokes aside, back in my prime I was benching skyscrapers. Why do you think the crime rate was so low at the time? The golden age of super heroes has passed if you ask me. Barry could solve every crime in all of metropolis in the span of an hour on a good day. But well, I guess even he couldn't out run his age huh?"
Interviewer: "Some people say that with you and the other big heroes officially retiring, it opens up new opportunity for stronger villains."
Superman: "Tell me miss, do you remember that time a beast from japan was unleashed on the world? The media started calling him Doomsday cause he was thrashing the top heroes like nothing. And guess what? I beat him. And in that time, not a single other villain of that caliber has existed. I don't think the world is going to be in danger any time soon."
Interviewer: "What about the Cold family?"
Superman: "As in King cold? The loan shark, real estate Mogul? Sure he has scummy practices but I wouldn't go so far as to say he's a world class villain. Technically he legally owns all that land. Don't ask me how, I don't leave the western hemisphere, that's not my Jurisdiction. You know how other nations act when supers think they can go anywhere they want."
Interviewer: "Alright, how about this. What's the strongest opponent you've ever faced?"
Superman: "Haha that's a good one. And ironically it wasn't a villain, technically not a hero either when I think about it. So get this, Diana once told me that in her village, which is filled with some of the best fighters out there, get a visitor. He just walks in and challenges anyone. That doesn't go well with the more aggressive ones."
Interviewer: "And then?"
Superman: "He wipes the place clean of all warriors. Not even Diana herself could put a scratch on the guy. Years later, when we're all in our prime as heroes, that same man shows up at my agency and challenges me to a fight. After refusing he tells me he's going to blow up the city if I don't give him a sparring match. So of course I give it to him, and he was standing still the entire time. I didn't even see him move before I was out cold. Then he vanished without a trace, that's when Super woman told me the story after seeing the images our cameras got of him."
Interviewer: "Did you ever get his name?"
Superman: "Isaac Netero, I doubt he's even alive anymore."
