Disclaimer! I don't own Gandalf, The Doctor or any of the Characters. I'm not actually judging these books, I am just seeing them from Gandalf's point of view. I am sure all the books featured on this show are great.

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~Gandalf is wearing a white jump suit and has smudged, and faded, POWNED written on his forehead in permanent marker. ~

Gandalf-"Hello readers. As you know, this is our last episode, Yes I know, and we are sad too-"

~Legolas fumbles out of the closet yelling~

Legolas-"WOOOOOOOT! NO MORE HOBBITS!"

~Legolas runs outside and kisses Aragorn cause he so happy. Then Legolas starts doing the wabble.~

Gandalf- "Uh... Anyways, This episode is going to be a bit longer and with a few more surprises. I hope everyone loves this episode. Because we have our Special Guest (WAY more special than other guests) Doctor Who!"

~Applause~

~The 11th Doctor walks in with a bowtie, fez, long scarf, cool jacket, cane, and his sonic screwdriver.~

Doctor- "Hello Gandalf. I am glad to finally meet you."

~Doctor and Gandalf shake hands, looking like giant fangirls meeting One Direction.~

Gandalf- "Well, Doctor. You better get the show started."

~Gandalf walks off set~

Doctor- "Right. We have a great show for you tonight, we have musical guest Ed Sheeran here, ladies and gents. And we ask all the cast how their Reading Corner With Gandalf experience has been. We also have some more surprises for you, LET IT BEGIN!"

~Ed Sheeran plays 'I See Fire' and 'A Thousand Matches'~

Doctor- "That was bloody brilliant! Up next we get to talk some of the most famous wizards in middle earth... and London."

~Dumbledore walks out of the TARDIS (Which is in the background) and sits in a plush chair~

Dumbledore- "Greetings, wizards and ... midgets?"

Doctor- "I heard from Gandalf that you couldn't make it on this show because your most trusted teacher killed you."

Dumbledore- "Yes, well Snape went back in time and saved me. So now we're even."

~Frodo walks across screen, eating an apple.~

Crew member- "Frodo! You're in the shot!"

Frodo- "Oh. Right, sorry."

Dumbledore- "No, it's quite alright. I'm fine with sharing the spotlight with someone so handsome."

Frodo- "Hey you're Dumbledore!"

Dumbledore- "I am."

Frodo- "Aren't you gay?"

Dumbledore- "Stupify! Expelliamis!"

~Frodo trips and crashes into Merry & Pippin.~

Doctor- "Uh Dumbledore?"

Dumbledore- "Hmm?" checks pink, sparkly, pocket watch. "Oh I must go, I am tutoring Harry Potter."

~Dumbledore hops on a broom~

Dumbledore- "Dumbledore, Away!"

~Doctor is processing what just happened~

. . .

Doctor- "Okay, Next wizard is Radagast the Brown."

~Radagast busts out of TARDIS, on his magical, flying, ruscabell rabbits.~

Doctor- "Aww, man! You better clean up what they did in there!"

Radagast- "Alright." ~Sits and strokes his hedgehog, Sebastian.~

Doctor- "So, what's your favorite food?"

Radagast- "Mushrooms"

Doctor- "What's your favorite plant?"

Radagast- "Mushrooms"

Doctor- "what's your favorite color?"

Radagast- "Mushroom."

~Sebastian pees on Radagast's hat, making the bird poo smudge.~

Radagast- "Oh, you naughty hedgehog! Sorry Doctor, I'd love to stay and chat about mushrooms, but I must go."

~Radagast hops on his rabbits. They trample Sam, Bilbo, And the other hobbits.~

Doctor- "Please don't let this one be addicted to Mushrooms. Now it's Saruman the White!"

~Saruman is carried in by an Uru-kai~

Doctor- "So, I understand that you don't like, ANYONE."

Saruman- "Not true, I like myself... In some ways."

Doctor- "So, tell us about yourself."

Saruman- "Well, my great grand mother was born in the impudent town of- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-" ~Talking goes on for hours~

Saruman- "And that is how I made my first slice of toast."

Doctor- "Well, that was ... Interesting?"

Sam- "Saruman, you're a traitor! Get off my show!"

~Saruman storms off to Isenguard, to lecture the Uru-kai.~


Doctor- "We'll be right back after these short messages."

Announcer- "One wizard...Two Hobbits... Thirteen Dwarfs... One dragon... And one insanely epic adventure. Come read 'An EXTREMELY Unexpected Journey' Coming to Sloturtle's pages near you."


Doctor- "And, we're back! We have our first celebrity guest here, Stan Lee!"

~Stan Lee sits down, wearing a Marvel X-men t-shirt~

Doctor- "I'm such a huge fan!"

Stan Lee- "Do I say it now?"

~Doctor nods~

Stan Lee- "Get the rest on The Finale part2!"