Chapter 11
Me: Hi everyone! I'm sorry.
Everyone else: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT.
Me: ...Well. I have some news! I'm also sorry I took so long.
Skipper: *sigh* Whatever, just hurry up because I HATE BEING HERE.
Me: Will do. Anyone ever heard of Littlest Pet Shop?
Savio: That weird game?
Me: No, the TV Show.
Kowalski: 1995 or 2012?
Me: 2012. Anyway, I have a guest from there. It's cool if none of the darers know him. Welcome, Sunil!
Sunil: *Walks in* Hel- SNAKE! *tackles Savio*
Savio: GAH! A MONGOOSE! GET HIM AWAY!
Sophie: Yay! Go blue furry guy! Beat up da snakey! *claps*
Skipper: ...I don't-
Kowalski: OF COURSE! Mongooses EAT snakes! All this time all we needed to do was find a MONGOOSE to protect the zoo!
Me: Precisely. Sunil here will be protecting us, in case Savio gets out of hand.
Pripper/Kico: Hey, Sunil, how's your relationship with Vinnie?
Sunil: *holding down Savio* Not happening. I haven't confessed yet.
Pripper/Kico: Coward! *cries*
Kovate/Skico: What about Blythe? Does she like anyone?
Sunil: *Still holding Savio* Not Zoe if that's what you mean.
Kovate/Skico: Damn! *punches wall*
Me: Anyway! Let's get on with the dares.
Silver: Hi!
Me: Hello! What are your dares and or truths?
Silver: Private and Kowalski, here's a bunch of money. Go on your second honeymoon. *throws money*
Kowalski: This is enough to buy the Liberty Bell!
Silver: GO! Sunil can watch Sophie.
*Kowalski and Private leave*
Silver: Mort, glue yourself to Julien's feet.
Mort: YAY! Da feet!
Sunil: ...Do I even want-
Me: No.
Mort: *grabs glue and pastes his hands to Julien's feet*
Julien: NO! Off of de royal feet!
Sunil: ...He's like Shahrukh.
Me: I know.
Silver: Maurice, you get the next couple chapters off to relax.
Maurice: Nice. *sits down and relaxes*
Silver: Rico, blow up Denmark.
Skipper: I APPROVE! GO, RICO, BEFORE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS.
Rico: Aye aye! *coughs up a bunch of landmines and dynamite before leaving*
Sunil: He... Just...
Me: I know. You get used to it.
Sunil: You should have prepared me for all this!
Savio: Well you could alwaysss jusssst leave-
Sunil: SILENCE YOU OVERSIZED WORM. *punches Savio*
*Kowalski and Private walk back in*
Me: Where did you go?
Kowalski: We went on a cruise.
Private: It was nice until someone stowed away and they blamed us, since we're penguins.
Silver: Sorry. Anyway! Julien, Hang upside down until you barf.
Julien: *magically is hung from the cieling, upside down*
Me: ...He's right above me. *moves away*
*It takes about three hours, but finally Julien barfs. Right on top of my head*
Me: EW! Ugh, next dare, Silver?
Silver: Blowhole, let me ride on your segway! *pushes Blowhole off and begins riding around* Wee!
Me: Okay... That's all! Bye bye!
