Chapter 11

Me: Hi everyone! I'm sorry.

Everyone else: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT.

Me: ...Well. I have some news! I'm also sorry I took so long.

Skipper: *sigh* Whatever, just hurry up because I HATE BEING HERE.

Me: Will do. Anyone ever heard of Littlest Pet Shop?

Savio: That weird game?

Me: No, the TV Show.

Kowalski: 1995 or 2012?

Me: 2012. Anyway, I have a guest from there. It's cool if none of the darers know him. Welcome, Sunil!

Sunil: *Walks in* Hel- SNAKE! *tackles Savio*

Savio: GAH! A MONGOOSE! GET HIM AWAY!

Sophie: Yay! Go blue furry guy! Beat up da snakey! *claps*

Skipper: ...I don't-

Kowalski: OF COURSE! Mongooses EAT snakes! All this time all we needed to do was find a MONGOOSE to protect the zoo!

Me: Precisely. Sunil here will be protecting us, in case Savio gets out of hand.

Pripper/Kico: Hey, Sunil, how's your relationship with Vinnie?

Sunil: *holding down Savio* Not happening. I haven't confessed yet.

Pripper/Kico: Coward! *cries*

Kovate/Skico: What about Blythe? Does she like anyone?

Sunil: *Still holding Savio* Not Zoe if that's what you mean.

Kovate/Skico: Damn! *punches wall*

Me: Anyway! Let's get on with the dares.

Silver: Hi!

Me: Hello! What are your dares and or truths?

Silver: Private and Kowalski, here's a bunch of money. Go on your second honeymoon. *throws money*

Kowalski: This is enough to buy the Liberty Bell!

Silver: GO! Sunil can watch Sophie.

*Kowalski and Private leave*

Silver: Mort, glue yourself to Julien's feet.

Mort: YAY! Da feet!

Sunil: ...Do I even want-

Me: No.

Mort: *grabs glue and pastes his hands to Julien's feet*

Julien: NO! Off of de royal feet!

Sunil: ...He's like Shahrukh.

Me: I know.

Silver: Maurice, you get the next couple chapters off to relax.

Maurice: Nice. *sits down and relaxes*

Silver: Rico, blow up Denmark.

Skipper: I APPROVE! GO, RICO, BEFORE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS.

Rico: Aye aye! *coughs up a bunch of landmines and dynamite before leaving*

Sunil: He... Just...

Me: I know. You get used to it.

Sunil: You should have prepared me for all this!

Savio: Well you could alwaysss jusssst leave-

Sunil: SILENCE YOU OVERSIZED WORM. *punches Savio*

*Kowalski and Private walk back in*

Me: Where did you go?

Kowalski: We went on a cruise.

Private: It was nice until someone stowed away and they blamed us, since we're penguins.

Silver: Sorry. Anyway! Julien, Hang upside down until you barf.

Julien: *magically is hung from the cieling, upside down*

Me: ...He's right above me. *moves away*

*It takes about three hours, but finally Julien barfs. Right on top of my head*

Me: EW! Ugh, next dare, Silver?

Silver: Blowhole, let me ride on your segway! *pushes Blowhole off and begins riding around* Wee!

Me: Okay... That's all! Bye bye!