Okay, I gotta say it's good to get this ball rolling again! I wasn't going to do anymore chapters until I got my glasses because my eyes have been bothering the Hell outta me! I am happy to say that I don't need to have surgery on them! ^^ Very happy and excited about that little piece of news. Anyhoo, let's get going shall we. Got a lot to do before the end of this month and December rolls around. Right...with that said on with the show!

Chapter 11: Did I Say I wanted To Get Smashed?!

Not sure how I managed to do it, but I escaped from dear Lisa somewhere amongst the bushes and found myself in the back of the mansion. Well isn't that just lovely. This would make a great place to film some Halloween horror flicks. Got an idea for several racing through my mind already—and this really isn't a good time for me to be thinking about horror movies since I currently am in one. My kingdom for a camcorder! Where the hell did that come from? Don't think I wanna know.

Breathing hard—finally—I allowed myself a second to sit down so that my new open wounds would heal. Jesus. I was not, I repeat not having a good time here. J.D on the other hand was having a wonderful time since she was with tall, dark haired muscles inside. Hey, don't give me that look! I can read her mind and emotions ya know. She's got the hots for dear ol' Chris Redfield...I can at last die in peace!

Not here!

I had no intention of dying at the moment, I reply, wincing as the injuries to my sides finally close up, I do however have every intention of getting the shit beat out of me.

Oh good, here I thought you were being an idiot. J.D's tone was dripping with sarcasm. Lovely. My last thought must've ticked her off a little. Well, I can't help it. I call it as I see it. I DO NOT LIKE HIM!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, dearie.

I closed off the link before she could reply to that little comment of mine. Oh yeah, I can turn off the link between our minds whenever I jolly well feel like it. Drives J.D up the wall. Hence why I do it. A lot. Yes I am freakin' evil for doing it! Getting up from my place against the wall I kept on walking until I reached the fountain and directly across from said fountain were those huge steel double doors that I'd never been able to open in the game. Drives me fucking crazy that I don't know what's behind those doors! I wanna know what is back there...and at the same time I'd very much like to get back into the mansion and find Jill. Sure I could always go back to Chris and J.D, but they'd be fine without me around. Jill on the other hand might need some help. I'm gonna have to find Barry too. And the remaining members of Bravo team. Fuck my life! Why do I always have to find the missing people?! To hell with it...Chris can look for Bravo team members. Oh Jilly!

Sitting on the lip of the fountain, I silently observed not only the doors, but the rest of this garden type area. If it weren't for the fact that the place was covered in dust and undead it'd be rather nice to live in. Um...also if you could forget the fact that the Laboratory rested beneath this facade of a mansion loaded with traps. Oh-boy...I completely forgot about the damned traps. Well, shit. J.D is gonna kill me for not reminding her about the flippin' traps!

"She's gonna fucking kill me," I mumbled, moving away from the fountain and heading back towards the backdoor of the mansion. I really wanted to get back inside as I do not like being outside by myself with Lisa roaming around rather freely.

Yes, I am going to fucking kill you!

"So sorry..."

You're talking out loud to yourself now?! You that bloody bored?!

I grinned at nothing. "Well...who else am I going to talk to, the zombies? Pretty sure they're not all that keen on conversation. I could give it a shot, ya never know they might have something to say."

Do you never stop with the jokes?

I chuckled manically, "That a trick question because you know the answer to it already." I had to bit my lip to keep from belting out laughing, hiding within the shadows as I saw the object of my attraction enter the garden area. Freakin' lovely! As long as he doesn't see me everything will be all...something shattered the window right behind and in my current frame of mind caused me to jump out my hiding spot. Well isn't that just wonderfully delightful. I'm gonna get myself into a whole lot more trouble. Ya know what...I'm gonna Assassin's Creed this! Up the wall, over the side...into the hall and I'm pretty sure I was just seen! Fuck!

Jesus!

Wait?! Didn't I just lock down the mind link?...Oh good grief...I must've opened it in my moment of being totally surprised. Quite lovely. I think I need to find a place to hide because I really don't wanna be forced to follow the dark side. Actually...it wouldn't be too bad, but I really have no intention of getting caught regardless. Okay time to find a hiding spot. If I can! Jesus...this is turning into prop hunt. How marvelous.

A few moments later I heard footsteps. Given any other circumstances I'd be perfectly fine with hearing someone walking past, but right at this moment I would like to start panicking. I need to find a bathroom. Always do the stupid and hide in the bathroom. With that said, I opened the door to exit the hall with my gun at the ready and found...

"Barry!" I was so happy to see him!

"What are you..." then he noticed the state of my clothes. "Are you all right?" Aw, so nice to have someone else being concerned about me without asking fifty thousand questions. So thrilled!

"As far as I know, I am perfectly all right," I state with a grin. Pretty sure Barry didn't believe that at the skeptical look he gave me. Not my fault—okay it was my fault for looking like I'd been wrestling with a whole bunch of angry dogs. Not totally a lie. "Okay, so I'm not fine, gimme points for at least trying."

Barry shook his head with a smirk. "You didn't look real well. Looked kinda pale." Fantastic! Yes, I am pale...and in real dire need of alcohol. Lots of it! Hell if I manage to make it all the way alive through this I'm gonna have to find the nearest gin-mill.

We both are, girl! Ah, yes I couldn't forget to bring the ever loving pain in my long-lasting side. Pleasure to be of service.

Yeah, I bet.

"Anyway, shall we get going? I'm sure by now we need to get the hell out of this damned place."

"Good idea."

Unfortunately...I knew that getting out of here wasn't going to be so easy and it didn't take but a second for me to realize that I'd been late in making sure that Barry hadn't been backed into helping with the destruction of S.T.A.R.S. Great. Guess that means I'm going to have to do some major damage control. Lovely. I hate that. No, I mean I really it. It is a goddamn headache.

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Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out. I didn't wanna do anything until after I had gotten my glasses...not to mention my eyes had become quite light sensitive for quite awhile. Well, now that I've got my glasses I should be able to get chapters out. Of course, I do have a job outside of the internet. A life as well.