Of Pure and Dirty

A/N I am planning on posting the first chapter of The House of Hell on Monday or Tuesday, please R & R! Just to let you know though, I plan on making it a bit brighter the The Initiation because I have some dark stuff planned for this one.

Oh and I know the quality of the movie is awful, it's supposed to be. :D

Disclaimer: I Don't Own Harry Potter. IDOHO. Lol

The next day the residents of their dormitories found lists containing their Quidditch. Hermione looked at it apprehensively, almost expecting to be given a huge job that she would, under no circumstances, be able to fulfill.

Captain-Harry Potter

Seeker-Harry Potter/Shelby Fawcett

Chaser-Dean Thomas

Chaser-Parvati Patil

Chaser-Millicent Bullstrode

Beater-Gregory Goyle

Beater-Melissa Moon

Keeper-Theodore Nott

"You made me captain?" Harry grinned at Hermione.

Hermione shook her head slowly. "I didn't help with the teams…Malfoy made them."

Harry's smile faded. "Malfoy made me captain?"

Hermione shrugged. "I suppose. And Blaise is a captain too."

Captain-Blaise Zabini

Seeker- Mandy Brocklehurst

Chaser-Blaise Zabini

Chaser-Morag McDougal

Chaser- Padma Patil

Beater- Justin Flinch Fletchey

Beater- Susan Bones

Keeper-Ron Weasley

"I guess none of us are on the same team." Hermione said, disappointed.

"What are you?" Harry asked as he scanned the list. "Malfoy made the teams? Are you sure?"

"Yes…" She quickly looked for herself and felt the blood drain from her face. "Seeker? With Malfoy?"

Captain- Draco Malfoy

Seeker- Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

Chaser- Seamus Finnegan

Chaser-Lavender Brown

Chaser-Terry Boot

Beater-Pansy Parkinson

Beater- Vincent Crabbe

Keeper- Ernie McMillon

At that instant every head in the common room turned to look at said blonde boy.

"What?" He yelped and ripped a list from Blaise's head to scan it quickly. He looked up, confused. "I didn't put Granger with me! I put her…no where." He swore loudly.

"What?" Pansy asked.

"I forget to put her anywhere. McGonagall must have put her there with me." Draco said and ran a hand through his hair with a sigh.

"Professor McGonagall." Hermione said somewhat shrilly. "I can't be a seeker! I've never even played Quidditch!"

"You aren't the seeker, I am, you're just strapped to my back!" Draco retorted.

"Strapped?" Hermione squeaked.

"Don't worry Hermione, you're not being strapped to anything." Harry said, misunderstanding her concern.

She only nodded. Seeker! Even if she wasn't alone, she was still up there, hundreds of feet above the ground…

"What's this?" Pansy said and picked up another piece of paper. "Oh, we all have to be in the Great Hall by 7:00 this morning. I guess we should hurry up then."

Hermione and Draco already knew that the whole school would be viewing their movie-not that it made them feel any better. They even traded apprehensive looks when Professor Vinayan stood up and the hall quieted.

"Students I have an announcement. Professor Dumbledore agreed with me when I told him I thought Hogwarts would benefit from viewing a muggle movie. I thought it would be a wonderful experience for the students in my fifth year Muggle Studies class to film a movie with me, so we have!

"For those of you that don't know, a movie is recorded sounds and images that you can watch over and over again with a television.

"On Saturday and Sunday, I and several of the students here began filming. A special thanks goes to Richard Ricardo for helping to edit the movie. Without further ado, let the movie begin!" While she'd been talking the staff had moved their tables away and put up a big white board. Filch pulled in a projector and Hermione wondered how it would work, but figured it was probably tampered with magic too.

Letters appeared on the screen saying 'Of Pure and Dirty.'

Starring:

There was a clip of Draco standing on a beach in swimming trunks, his perfectly toned body visible. Draco Malfoy as Ben Ster.

Then there was Hermione, also on the beach, hands on hips as she stared in the distance. She was in a bright pink bikini and her straightened hair blew all around her face. Several people wolf whistled and Hermione blushed scarlet.

Hermione Granger as Chloe Montiago

Several more pictures appeared of people with the supporting roles, but none got the reaction that the two sixth years' had gotten. The hall turned black and the movie began.

Chloe was walking along the beach and looking longingly at couples. She was so distracted that she ran right into Ben.

"Oh! Ben I am so sorr-"

"Don't call me by first name you filthy mudblood." Ben snarled and backed away.

"Shut up!" Chloe cried as tears pooled in her eyes.

"Why should I? I'm merely telling the truth." Ben laughed as Chloe turned away. He stuck out his foot and she fell crashing into the sand.

Everyone nearby looked over and laughed. "Leave me alone!" She cried and ran away as fast as she could.

"Ben?" Ben's girlfriend asked.

"What?"

"Ben, you know Chloe isn't a bad person, you shouldn't be so awful to her."

"Big deal, she's a mudblood." Be laughed.

His girlfriend slapped his face and shouted, "We're over!" She then turned and stalked away.

"Oooh." Ben's friend said as Ben stared after the girl.

At School

Chloe was walking with her friend and laughing, but a Slytherin tripped her and she fell forward into Ben's chest. He pushed her away and she fell to the floor.

"What the hell Ster!" A Gryffindor boy yelled angrily as Chloe's friend helped her up.

"What do you want Gryffindork?" Ben cracked his fingers and Chloe's face turned pale.

"No, Josh!" She pulled Josh and led him away by the arm. Halfway down the hall she turned to look back at Ben, but quickly looked ahead as tears pricked her eyes.

"Still not over her?" Eric, Ben's best friend, asked.

"What are you talking about? Of course I'm over her!" Ben turned and practically yelled.

"Right. She broke up with you-"

"She didn't break up with me!" Ben shouted, attracting curious looks from other people in the corridor.

Eric raised an eyebrow. "Then what happened?"

"She saw me cheating on her…"

"And broke up with you." Eric finished with a grin. "Well it doesn't look like she's over you either so you're in luck." Before Ben could reply he jumped. "Damn the stupid talent show's about to start!"

They ran to the auditorium and quickly sat in two empty seats.

The first person juggled plates and nearly broke all of them, the second danced, the third read a poem, the fourth played a very long song on the cello. By then end everyone was bored and there was a small buzz. Then Chloe walked onstage.

She walked nervously on and took the mike in a shaking hand. Then she opened her mouth and everyone gasped. Her voice was strong and pure.

Everyone in the Great Hall gaped, not knowing Hermione could sing at all and she blushed furiously, aware that she was now an object of intense scrutiny.

Ben stared, astonished. When she was done she turned and left the stage, but he still looked at the spot she'd just been in.

As Ben and Eric were getting ready for bed they talked about Chloe.

"She's into you." Eric mustered up the best smirk he could.

"The chorus in her song was I hate you, how could you do this, you killed me. Does that sound like love to you?" Ben asked glumly.

"You never know, maybe it's not about you." Eric suggested.

"Right." Ben crawled into his bed and tried to sleep but his eyes were wide open.

Then the image flashed to Chloe and Crystle, her best friend.

"So the song was about Ben, right?" Crystle asked.

"Well sort of. He did really hurt me, but I don't hate him. On the contrary I…" Chloe's voice trailed off.

"Love him." Finished Crystle.

"Yes. Oh am I such a bad person!" She moaned and collapsed on her bed.

"You're not a bad person, you're just… in love." Crystle said smartly. Then she blew out the candle lighting the room.

The Next Day

Chloe hurried into the Charms class and noted that the only empty seat available was beside Ben. She tried to look disappointed and not ecstatic.

"…your partner for this assignment is the one beside you. Class dismissed, I expect all of you to work for the reminder of the time." Their charms teacher said as he finished a forty five minute lecture and detailed description of the assignment they were doing.

"Shall we go to the library?" Ben asked and turned to look at Chloe.

She shrugged. "Sure." They found a table at the back of the library and took a seat. There was an awkward pause and Chloe stood up quickly, mumbling something about getting books and hurried away. Ben just sat there until she came back and dumped the stack of books on the table. She sat down, grabbed one, and began reading.

Hermione felt her face heating up and Draco shifted beside her. This was the second half.

Chloe looked up and asked softly, "are you staring at me?"

Ben jerked his head. "What? Er…maybe."

"Why?" Chloe whispered.

"Because I-I-" jumped up, grabbed Chloe and began kissing her senseless. Chloe stood there for a minute and then began kissing him back too.

"Ben!" Eric dashed to their table, took sight of them, and blushed. "Sorry to intrude." He turned and quickly hurried away.

"Ben," Chloe panted and tried to smooth her clothes out, "this doesn't really change anything. I mean, it was a spur of the moment thing, I didn't realize what I was doing." She took one last look at him and then strode away quickly. Ben watched her leave and then punched the table angrily.

The next day the bell rang and Chloe hurried to her next class. She opened the door and gasped when she saw Ben and another girl in a tight lip lock. She used a spell and the girl went flying. Ben watched as Chloe disappeared around the corner.

Chloe wasn't in her next class or the next. The next day at breakfast Ben asked Crystle where she was.

"Why do you care?" She demanded rudely.

"Because I…I love her." Crystle's eyes widened.

"Oh no! I have to go!" Chloe sprinted away and Ben chased her to the doors leading into the school. It was raining heavily outside and they were just in time to see Chloe climb into a carriage.

"Where's she going?" Ben asked frantically.

"She's…oh I'm sorry!" Crystle burst into tears.

"What?"

"She's leaving Hogwarts!"

"NO!" Ben leaped out and ran for the carriage.

"Ben! Stop!" Crystle screamed from the door.

"Accio broomstick!" Ben shouted and as it hurtled two him he leapt onto it and pursued the carriage. He's almost reached the carriage when something hit him from behind.

"AAH!" He shouted and fell. He turned around and came face to face with a dragon.

There were a few shrill screams from the female members of Hogwarts.

It burned Ben's broomstick to a crisp with a breath of fire and Ben bravely drew a sword he always happened to have with him that you didn't notice before. Chloe stepped out of the carriage in time to see Ben yell a war cry and plunge his sword into the dragon's neck. She screamed as it sank a fang into his chest.

"Ben! No!" She shouted and ran over. In one quick motion she grabbed the sword from the ground and thrust it into the dragon's heart. It gave one great moan and collapsed, dead.

She dropped beside Ben and shook with tears.

"Chloe…" Ben whispered. "I love you…"

"I love you too Ben." She sobbed. He closed his eyes and she leaned over and kissed him. A blinding light filled the clearing and the two were lifted slowly into the air. Ben's chest was healed and the color returned to his face.

"Ben?" Chloe whispered. He leaned over and kissed her. She wrapped her arms around him tightly and they slowly floated back to the ground.

The End

Special Features

Hermione stood holding the bright pink bikini with a look of disbelief on her face.

"You want me to wear this?" Draco snickered in the background.

"So Hermione, how did you feel about your costumes?" A girl asked in an interview.

"The bikini is hideous. The whole time I was wearing it I wanted to die." Hermione sighed.

"How did you feel about the roles you and fellow star Draco Malfoy play together?"

"I wish I'd known we were supposed to be in love before I signed the contract. She told me I had to kiss him and I died then and there. Then the contract brought me back to life and I was forced to do it." Hermione replied.

"What do you think of the plot?"

"It's atrocious. Everything was extremely fake and far fetched, why would he have a sword with him, and why would there be a dragon there? It was supposed to be romantic, but I found it stupid."

"What was your favourite scene?"

"The only scene I'm not crying or dressed like a bimbo. When Chloe and her friend are talking in their dorm."

The girl nodded. "Several of the cast members have noticed this plot seems very close to home. Have you ever thought of it happening in real life?"

Hermione stared at the interviewer and burst out laughing. "Me and…Malfoy? Are…you kidding? How can you…say…with a …straight face! Me and Malfoy?"

"Er, right. Thanks for your time and I can't wait for the finished production."

Flash

"You want me to say what?" Draco asked incredulously as Hermione stood beside him.

"You say I love you." Someone prompted.

"What?" Draco just stared. "No. Not possible." He shook his head. Then his mouth opened and, "I love you." He swore. "Bloody contract."

Flash

Professor Vinayan was giving a long lecture of the importance of crying regularly.

"She's barking." Draco muttered.

"I couldn't agree more." Hermione replied.

"You! Cry!" Their teacher pointed at Hermione and miraculously her eyes filled with tears.

"How'd you do that?" Draco frowned as Professor Vinayan moved on.

"When you've experienced enough and lost something close to you, it comes naturally." Hermione whispered back.

Flash

This time Draco was the one seated by the girl interviewer.

"How did you feel when you found out about the romance involved in the film?"

"Repulsed." Draco said. "Bloody repulsed. She gave us a script, we read it, signed the bloody contract, and she bloody gave us a new one!"

The girl looked amused. "I see. So how has your relationship with fellow star Hermione Granger changed?"

Draco snorted. "It hasn't. The feeling of mutual hate is still there. Unless Granger's gone and fallen in love with me, which is highly likely." He smirked.

"Have you ever considered getting together with Hermione?"

Draco rolled his eyes. "Merlin no."

"Why do find the idea so revolting?"

Draco merely raised his eyebrows. "What does this have to do with the goddamn movie?"

"Nothing, nothing, just a question." She said hastily. She turned to the camera. "That's it folks, you have Draco Malfoy."

Flash

"Ben! I am so sorry!"

"Get away from me mudblood!" Draco snarled and pushed her away.

"Shut up!"

"Why should I? I'm just telling the truth!"

"Well at least my father isn't a Death Eater!" Hermione shouted.

The blood drained from Draco's face. "Don't you dare talk to me like that!"

"Why? Don't tell me what to do!"

"Where have Potty and Weasel been lately? Maybe they've been sneaking around with your boyfriend!" Draco spat.

Hermione reached out an arm to slap him but it was grabbed and three cast members dragged her away.

Flash

"Why do you care?" Crystle demanded.

"Because I…I…"Draco turned to the camera. "Do I really have to say that?"

Flash

Hermione was dancing insanely to music pumping from a stereo and Draco imitated her while the cast watched dubiously.

It froze as Draco did the electric slide with an invisible guitar and Hermione posed leaning against him pretending to hold a microphone. They both had genuine smiles on as they laughed.

The lights came on and the Slytherins began chanting Draco's name. "Draco! Draco! Draco!"

The Gryffindors countered with Hermione's name. "Hermione! Hermione! Hermione!"

As one late sleeper stumbled into the Great Hall two of her senses took immediate action. She looked at the picture of the two and heard the one word that seemed to be chanted.

"Dramione! Dramione!"

A/N Sorry about the shortness but it was easier just to get this all in this chapter instead of getting into something else and then interrupting that. I'm also sorry if I bored you, because there was no major relevance to this, but I know a few of you wanted to know about the movie…blah blah as I blabber on.

Anyway I'm going away for the weekend so I look forward to coming back and reading a few nice reviews smiles hopefully

Thanks for reading!