a/n: Nursery rhymes with a Sherlockian twist. I own no aspect of Sherlock BBC, and no nursery rhymes.
Irene Adler Sher-locked her phone.
Irene Adler undressed alone.
Polished her riding crop, painted her lips;
The woman with perfect size thirty four hips.
a/n 2: from the rhyme...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
