a/n: Nursery rhymes with a Sherlockian twist. I own no aspect of Sherlock BBC, and no nursery rhymes.


Irene Adler Sher-locked her phone.

Irene Adler undressed alone.

Polished her riding crop, painted her lips;

The woman with perfect size thirty four hips.


a/n 2: from the rhyme...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.