Return of the Evil Choujin

Ninth Arc part 2: Tag Match of Doom

Neil had to admit that he was worried. Skullman was an idiot and he knew that Mongolo couldn't fight without his true form, and it was his fault that Mongolo couldn't use it anymore.

Neil simply glared at them and shouted, "IF YOU GUYS LOSE, I'M GONNA ASK PERMISSION TO BEAT YOU SILLY BEFORE MENDEL KILLS YOU!"

Mendel laughed and said, "I'll give you permission in advance."

But this was very serious. Rosaline was officially up for grabs, so if Mongolo and Skullman died, she'd die as well.

So the match began as Skullman charged at Mr. Salmon who easily ducked under the attack, grabbed onto Skullman's arm and slammed him against the mat, head first.

Skullman felt his head, fumed and said, "That won't happen again!"

The otter simply laughed, but was shocked when Skullman actually managed to sneak up behind him and kick him in the back. Mr. Salmon glared at Skullman and was ready for another attack when he stopped midway and Skullman wrapped his legs around Salmon's head, knocking him to the ground.

Ms. Bone just blinked and asked, "What happened?" as the otter threw Skullman off of him and said, "Something struck me in the back!"

All eyes turned to Mongolo, who just whistled and said, "Wasn't me."

The otter then got onto the ground and slid at Skullman shouting, "BELLY SLIDER!" as Skullman tagged Mongolo and stepped out of the ring.

As soon as that happened, Mr. Salmon realized that he had no target just in time for Mongolo to sit on him.

"I have to admit," Neil said, "those two aren't half bad the way they are."

"Are you scared, Rosaline?" Jasmine asked from her cage.

Rosaline just peered down and said, "Well, I was nervous when I heard that my life was in the hands of those two losers, but they're actually doing a good job. Maybe that otter just sucks at fighting."

Mr. Salmon had to admit that this was beyond humiliating. He had been beaten by 2 of the stupidest tricks in the book. He angrily got up and threw Mongolo off of his back. Mongolo may have been stout, but he didn't really weigh as much as one would expect.

Then he grabbed onto the demon, leapt into the air, flipping over and pointing himself towards the ground shouting, "AQUARIUM ACROBATICS!" and slammed Mongolo's head into the mat. Now it was serious. The otter was doing good now, and Mongolo was a really slow Choujin, too.

But he was not done for. The otter was so caught up in the idea of being in the spotlight again after all these years that he failed to notice a pair of hands clutch themselves around his waste as Mongolo got up and delivered a suplex.

Mr. Salmon gritted his teeth as he quickly tagged Ms. Bone and said, "Deal with them!"

The vulture swooped above the ring and shouted, "AERIAL DROP!" and flew down towards the ground, clawing Mongolo in the face. As Mongolo took in extreme pain, a strange gas expelled from his mouth and caused Ms. Bone to go insane and hit her head against the post.

Then Mongolo tagged Skullman who pulled out a rifle and cracked her over the head.

"You're still using that?" Neil asked as Skullman said, "Yes, but I wanna prove that I'm a man, so I no longer use bullets!"

Sadly, Ms. Bones wasn't nearly as easy as Mr. Salmon. She was weaker, yes, but she was more experienced than the otter. She quickly got up and lifted Skullman up by his shoulders, dragging him into the air and shouting, "3 STORIES!" as she dropped him towards the ground and he fell on his back, taking in extreme pain.

"You think you have this won?" Skullman asked with a maniacal cackle, "You haven't seen anything yet."

Then he held his hands together and shouted, "KINKOTSU ELEGY!" as his body started to increase in size.

Everyone gasped as he was now big enough for his head to actually reach the cages. He then knocked open Rosaline's cage and fished her out saying, "I believe this is our prize."

He was lucky to even be standing in the ring. Mongolo clutched onto his leg but Mr. Salmon wasn't so lucky. He got pushed out of the ring and was falling to his doom when Ms. Bone picked him up and started pecking at the skeleton's face. Then Skullman grimaced and flicked both of them into a wall, therefore defeating them for good as they simply descended to their doom. Ms. Bone was about to fly away, but Mendel had no choice but to zap her with the tazer since she'd lost.

Then Skullman set down Rosaline and returned to normal size as Neil said, "You did amazing! How did you do that?"

Skullman blushed and said, "Well, I took a bunch of training after I lost to you and developed the ability to do that."

Then he and Mongolo got in gangster wear, danced around and sang, "Call us for our services, they're absolutely free! You wouldn't find a better deal anywhere else!" as Nathan conked them both over the head.

Neil looked up and said, "Now we just have to rescue Jasmine."

Mendel walked over to the skeleton and said, "I've got to admit, that was quite impressive. You guys may fight dirty, but it seems to work for you two. Well... welcome back to the DMP."

Skullman and Mongolo did a happy dance as Skullman said, "Don't think we're friends now! We may have just helped you, but we are devoted to helping the DMP!"

Then they ran off as Mendel said, "The last match will take place over the most deadly of battle fields."

He then took the group to another open mountain, this time with spikes lined out below the field.

"This will result in quite a painful death," Mendel explained, "so you'd better win."

The two villains standing removed their cloaks to reveal a penguin wearing a fancy tuxedo and a living ice sculpture.

"Hello, gentlemen," the penguin greeted in a British tone, "My, aren't we lovely today, and what a fine day for a match. Oh, where are my manners? I am Penpen. This is my ally, Burg."

The ice sculpture waved and said, "Hello! I am Burg!" and left it at that.

Neil laughed as Nathan said, "Well, that penguin doesn't look like much. It's the sculpture I'm worried about."

So, the two entered the ring with Nathan going in first. Neil looked up Jasmine's cage and gave her a thumb up and a sparkling grin.

Jasmine smiled and gave Neil a small wave. She had confidence that he and Nathan could do this.

So the match began. Nathan charged at Penpen who easily dodged his attack.

Nathan grimaced as the penguin laughed and explained, "My short build makes it easier to dodge your impressive attacks. Soon, you'll be worn out. Don't you know how much energy we penguins have? Why, it is more than that contained in all the tea in England... oh, sorry, that was a stereotype against my own country!"

Nathan had to admit that this made perfect sense, so he came up with another plan. Penguins were quite stealthy to some extent, but they were also flabby and couldn't move very well.

And Nathan wasn't an idiot, either, so it was easy to figure this out. He ran at the penguin and sent a fierce kick at Penpen's face. Sadly, the penguin grabbed onto his foot and flipped him over on his side.

He let out a maniacal laugh and said, "I'm also stronger than my size would indicate, so don't take me too lightly."

Nathan had to admit that this guy had quite a few advantages. He could dodge most hand-based attacks while kicking just seemed useless. Sadly, Nathan didn't know many advanced leg attacks, but he did know something he could do.

He ran towards the penguin once again, sliding across the ground with his foot out. Sadly, the penguin saw this coming and jumped over the incoming leg, landing on Nathan's face and then slapped it with his webbed toes. Of course, Nathan wore a mask, so this didn't exactly do much.

Then he jumped off of Nathan and laughed while saying, "You are loads of fun, Nathan Mask. I wish I could do this all day."

Nathan got up as Neil just groaned and asked, "Do you wanna trade in? Some of my half-ancestors live in the Arctic!"

"Penguins live in the South Pole," Nathan remarked as he got up and said, "Besides, this little pest has angered the wrong guy."

Nathan then boosted himself off of the post and aimed a jump-kick at Penpen who easily dodged it and said, "You should make sure your opponent is actually unable to move before doing something so reckless."

But Nathan was not intending to hit him with that. Instead, he reached to where the penguin was standing and grabbed onto his flipper, thus throwing the penguin into the ropes and hitting him with a well-aimed kicked to the face when he returned.

"Now what was that about you keeping this up all day?" Nathan asked, cracking his knuckles.

Penpen felt blood tricking down his face and said, "Alright, I guess I have no other choice."

Then he transformed. His body became thin and tall and now he was muscular and his small flippers had become hands. Nathan just looked at this and let down a sweat drop.

Nathan had to admit that the penguin was a pretty big threat before, and now he was tough. He was the fighter that Nathan had been expecting

But Nathan felt that he would be easier to hit in this form and went in to grab him only for Penpen to easily dodge it and throw Nathan into the air. Then he slammed Nathan's head into the ground shouting, "ICE ROCK DRIVER!"

He laughed and said, "I am not as stupid as most muscle bound freaks."

Nathan had to admit that this was a problem. This penguin was too perfect of a fighter, and with his body all thin, he could move even better than before.

Neil gulped and said, "I'll take him," as Nathan nodded and tagged Neil. Neil was part wolf, so maybe it would be easier for him.

Neil rushed at Penpen and grabbed onto him in a second. Then he lifted the penguin into the air and was ready to do perform a suplex when Penpen grabbed onto his legs and put him into a very uncomfortable hold.

Jasmine just watched this and cried, "NEIL, YOU CAN DO IT! Please be my hero today!"

When Neil heard these words, he immediately struggled out of the hold and grabbed onto Penpen's head. Then he started to punch the penguin in the back of the head.

Penpen had to admit that this was quite unexpected, but not something he couldn't get around. He quickly grabbed onto Neil's hand and threw the boy into the ropes, then as Neil bounced back at the penguin, Penpen snatched him by his feet and flipped him over, slamming him into the mat.

Neil had to admit that this penguin was way too tough for his own good. Mendel just stood there grinning at the sight while the others stood there waiting for Neil to finally get the upper hand.

Not only was landing a blow on this guy a chore, but when they did, they ended up taking in damage following the successful attack.

Then Neil saw something that could have been a good sign. A block of ice had appeared in the penguin's mouth. Then the penguin reconstructed the ice into a blade and pointed it at Neil shouting, "WINTER OF DISCONTENT!" and as he rushed as Neil with the blade, Neil ducked under it, grabbed hold of it and threw Penpen into the post. Then he charged at the penguin with his claws cupped and shouted, "WOLF FANG!"

The claws dug into the penguin's flesh as he wailed in pain. Sadly, this hadn't defeated the penguin. Instead, Neil had angered it and saw the results as the penguin lifted Neil over his shoulder, leaping up into the air and aiming Neil's head towards the ground, still holding Neil over his shoulder and shouted, "ICE SMASHER!" thus slamming Neil's head against the top of the post.

Jasmine covered her eyes. She couldn't stand to see Neil lose like this.

Neil had just finished rubbing off the pain in the back of his head, but it was too late for him to do anything. Five minutes had passed, and this meant one thing: The merger had started.

Nathan leapt into the ring as Burg slowly climbed into the ring and stood tall.

"Alright, now that sculpture is working with that hulking menace," Nathan said, "You've seen what these people can do as a team, so we have to be careful."

Neil nodded. He understood the seriousness of this situation. An ice sculpture and a muscle bound penguin were not easy opponents.

Before anything could even start, Burg lifted up both Neil and Nathan and threw them into the air, reconstructing his head into a spike. Then Penpen leapt up after them and placed each one, back downwards, on top of one-another. Then he shouted, "ICY SHISHKABOB!" as both of them fell on top of the spike. The spike dug into Nathan's flesh since he was on the bottom and caused a huge bleeding spot. Neil, being on top, didn't take in any major damage, so Burg reconstructed his hands into a wall as Penpen descended from the air, slammed Neil's face against the wall and shouted, "ICY CAMOFLAGE!"

This caused Neil's face to start bleeding as both team mates were barely managing to stay up.

Neil and Nathan were breathing heavily as Neil said, "Both of them are incredibly strong and they do well as a team."

Nathan nodded and said, "Well, I got a little something that can beat them. A combo move. Let's try it."

With that, he threw Neil at Penpen as Neil clutched onto the penguin. Then Nathan boosted himself off of the ropes and on the other side of Penpen, locking his legs to the penguin. After that, they planted their hands on the ground and sent Penpen into the air, shouting, "GRAVITY PUMP!"

Then Neil threw Nathan up into the air at the airborne penguin as Nathan planted the penguin's back against the spike on his mask and shouted, "TOWER BRIDGE!" causing the penguin's back a lot of pain.

Of course, Burg wasn't going to just stand there. He attacked Neil right away as the boy grabbed onto the ice sculpture's fist and swung it upwards causing it to hit Penpen while the penguin was descending towards the ground and Neil and Nathan both shouted, "REVERSE PUNISHMENT!"

Penpen was sent flying out of the ring and into the wall far from it. It looked as if he was going to fall into the spikes, but instead he returned to his normal short form and shouted, "ULTIMATE COMBO TECHNIQUE! ICE SOUL!"

Then suddenly, Penpen was sent flying as if by magic into Burg's back. Now he was inside of Burg, and somehow, his presence had caused the sculpture to change into a much more threatening figure.

Neil and Nathan both stared in shock. Not only was Burg really threatening now, but Penpen seemed lifeless under all that ice. How could this have been? Penguins were supposed to be able to withstand ice. Then they remembered Penpen referring to this ability as a soul. Maybe Penpen had killed himself to make the sculpture stronger.

Well, it was showing. Neil and Nathan kicked Burg in the stomach but nothing happened. No cracks or even so much as a reaction to the hit. They were spellbound as Burg picked Neil up and slammed him against his knee. He was ready to stomp on Neil when Burg got in the way and caught the leg. Then he threw it upward as Burg fell on his back.

Sadly, he showed no sign of weakness, ever after that hard blow. But luckily, Neil had recovered just in time to receive another blow as Burg got up and kicked him into the rope. Then as he returned, Burg picked up Nathan and used him as a bat to hit Neil back into the rope. Neil came back as the giant sculpture grabbed Neil in his free hand and then threw both Choujin into the air.

He leapt up at them, grabbed onto their legs and placed them under his feet as he shouted, "7 TONS OF ICE!" and dropped on them, crushing them under the weight of his feet. How could they survive that?

Everyone stared in horror as Jasmine cried, "NO! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DIE SO HORRIBLY?"

Dorykid and Alice watched this with tears forming in their eyes. Rosaline just looked away and, well, it seemed over. It looked at if their lives had ended.

Suddenly, a set of hands emerged from underneath the towering terror's feet as Neil and Nathan lifted him up in the air. Then Neil smiled and said, "We clearly can't beat him, so let's do the one thing we can do."

Nathan nodded as both allies through him off the edge of the ring and into the spike pit below. Then they both struggled to stay up as the match officially ended and Dorykid and Rosaline helped the two get out of the ring.

With that, Jasmine cage was opened as Jasmine fell down towards them. Neil quickly regained consciousness and caught her as Mendel sighed and said, "Okay, I guess you guys win."

Then he took off as Neil held Jasmine in his arms.

Jasmine blushed when Neil caught her and said, "Thanks, you guys."

Neil smiled at Jasmine. He was so happy to see her safe. He then looked at everyone with a grin and they all knew what it meant and gave him a thumbs up.

Then he did something he'd been saving up for a long time, he pressed his lips against Jasmine's. Everyone had waited so long for him to do it.

He then removed them and said, "It's good to see you safe again."

Jasmine was blushing even more as her body became hotter and hotter than ever before.

So she returned the kiss and said, "Thank you, Neil."

Well, it had been one rough day and everyone just wanted to go back home. Everyone sat on the couch, and Dorykid and Alice decided to spend some time in the mansion with their friends before going home.

"This may sound like a stupid question," Jasmine asked, "but how is everyone now?"

Everyone just sighed as Nathan said, "I just want to sit on this couch until nightfall!"

Everyone agreed that today had been a very rough day.

"Alright," Jasmine replied with a smile, "who's hungry?"

Everyone raised his/her hand upon hearing the question. This had been a rough day for everyone.

Well, the time passed and everyone just slacked off. They had no intention of doing anything else.

Tenth Arc: A Prehistoric Nightmare

Dorykid and Alice went home fro the night as Neil, Nathan, Rosaline and Jasmine stayed at the mansion as usual. Neil read a newspaper and said, "Hey, guys, look at this. The press is going to reveal a new discovery tomorrow."

Jasmine listened intently for what it was and asked, "Rosaline, can you water the plants?"

Rosaline beamed with big sparkle eyes and said, "Of course! I love plants!"

She looked at Jasmine's plants and noticed that they were almost dead, so she used a bit of her plant magic to make them grow big and strong.

Meanwhile, Neil explained that a dinosaur egg had been discovered in the mountains last night and it was going to be revealed tomorrow.

Rosaline was now starting to have a little wrestling match with her magically conjured up plants, which had come to life. As usual, she was losing, miserably.

"Rosaline!" Jasmine shouted, "I said water the plants, not fight them!"

Rosaline eventually was thrown into a corner as she shouted, "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME, YOU EVIL PIECES OF CRAP!"

Neil walked over to them and the plants purred around him and let him pet them.

Rosaline slapped her forehead and muttered, "Stupid homophobic plants."

Jasmine tried to get near them as one of them snapped at her. She backed away into a corner with tears in her eyes.

Neil whacked it over the head and spat, "IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR OWNER!" as the plant started to cry and Neil gasped saying, "Oh, gee, I'm sorry! Look, just kiss and make up."

Then the plant snuggled up against Jasmine and developed a liking for her.

"Now will you treat Rosaline with respect?" he asked as the plants shook their heads and Neil said, "Good plants!"

"Thank you!" Jasmine said, then bringing Neil into another room asked, "Neil, can you explain that kiss you gave me yesterday?"

Neil blushed upon hearing that and said, "There's something I want you to know, Jasmine."

Then he grinned and said, "I've had a deep attraction to you since the day we met. I actually love you."

Jasmine's face lit up as she was about to confess that she had the same feelings, but passed out because of the heat that was flowing through her. She fell right into Neil.

Neil caught her as she fell forward and carried her back to her bed. He placed her under the covers and left to rejoin his friends in a rousing game of cards, now with the plants playing with them.

This was very frustrating. The plants had apparently beaten everyone, even Nathan, at every card game he could come up with.

While this happened, Jasmine woke up and saw somebody entering her room. She rubbed her eyes and asked, "Is that you, Jonus?"

Jonus climbed in, wearing his usual hood and said, "Hi, Jasmine."

"It is you!" she said with a smile, "So, have you been taking proper care of yourself?"

Jonus nodded, gave his sister a big hug and asked, "Do you have any food? You always were the cook in the family."

"Sure," Jasmine said as she got out of bed and led Jonus downstairs.

Meanwhile, the others had just been crushed in a game of monopoly as Neil spat, "That was the shortest game of monopoly EVER! It took the plants 5 minutes to beat us!"

"And nobody ever wins in monopoly," Nathan said with a chill.

It was at that moment that Jasmine and Jonus entered the room.

Upon seeing a very familiar face, the friends smiled and said, "HI JONUS!"

Jonus waved hello as he sat down for some dinner.

Jasmine let out a wicked grin, crept up behind Neil and pounced on him. Neil fell on the ground with her on top of him as the others laughed. Then Neil and Jasmine got up as Neil smiled at the girl.

"So, how are you guys getting along with the plants?" Jasmine asked as Nathan gave the girl a cold glance and said, "Everything I ever believed in is a lie! The British aren't the best at card games! What else can go wrong in my world?"

Then Rosaline patted him on the beck and said, "There, there, it's alright. Cheer up."

"Well, you don't have to look at me like that and be all emo," Jasmine said with a few tears as Neil then smacked Nathan and said, "Apologize!" as Nathan rubbed his back and said, "Okay, I'm sorry for looking at you like that."

Jonus just sat there and asked, "Sister, when are you making dinner?"

Jasmine gave Nathan a hug and whipped up some dinner. After that was done, she walked up to take a shower, placing her clothes on the bed before going in.

Nathan decided that he needed a shower as well. He entered the bathroom and opened up the curtain when he saw Jasmine butt naked with her entire body wet. He just blinked and blushed underneath his mask.

Jasmine's eyes were closed while she washed away the shampoo, but then they opened up and she saw Nathan.

She blinked, started to blush and shouted, "GET OUTTA HERE YOU PERVERT!"

Nathan ran out in a panic and hid behind a chair and said, "Tell Jasmine I'm not here when she gets out of the shower."

Jonus just sighed and said, "Hide on the roof like you always do."

Nathan agreed that this was the best method, ran outside and jumped onto the roof.

Jasmine got out of the shower, put on her clothes and went looking for Nathan. She stormed into the kitchen and asked everyone if they had seen Nathan.

Everyone in the room whistled upon being asked the question. Nathan was actually on the roof with his hands clinging to his knees. He was also trembling. This was a message: Never insure a woman's wrath.

Jasmine shook with fury and spat, "NATHAN, IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I'LL BUST YOUR ASS WIDE OPEN!"

Nathan sighed and jumped onto the balcony and into the room. Realizing that Jasmine wasn't there, he grinned and entered the bathroom, locking the door behind him. Then he walked into the shower after taking his shorts off. He left his mask on because his family lived under a similar code to the Kinnikuman family code.

Jasmine went into her room when she realized somebody was taking a shower.

She walked up to the door and said, "Nathan, when you get out of there, you'd better be ready to run!"

Nathan came out of the shower, dried himself off and put his shorts back on. Then he glared at the doorknob and decided to accept his fate. But before he could reach the doorknob, he burst out into tears loud enough to wake the dead.

"Wow," Neil said, "That coming from a Mask. Pretty sad. His grandfather would have a field day if he saw this."

"Fine, I won't hurt you!" Jasmine said hearing the waterworks, and as Nathan opened the door looking very pathetic, she hugged him and said, "I'll kill you the next time you do that."

Nathan sighed and wiped the top of his mask, even though he knew it wouldn't get rid of this sweat. He then went back to his post on the roof.

And now everyone was ready to go see the Dinosaur Egg, so they packed up and set out to find the exhibit.

When they finally found the area, a man stood tall in front of the egg and said, "This is the greatest find of the century! Who knows what kind of beast is in here waiting to hatch?"

A Scientist walked up to the egg and said, "My god, it's actually alive! Those hot water bottles we covered it with are actually gonna do something."

Then everyone gasped with anticipation as the egg started to crack. Then it came open as not one, but 5 dinosaurs, not even all that big, stood there and grinned wickedly at the crowd of people.

They were standing on a ring that was inside the egg as one of them picked up a microphone and said, "WE'RE THE PREHISTORIC BROS OF THE DMP! WE HAVE COME TO TAKE DOWN THE SUPER HEROES WHO ARE CONSTANTLY GIVING US TROUBLE!"

Neil groaned and thought, 'I knew it!'

"Wait, how can adults just hatch out of an egg?" the Scientist asked as the leader, a T-Rex, said, "We planted ourselves in that egg knowing you'd be stupid enough to dig us up!"

Then another dinosaur, a Pterodactyl, flew up into the ring and said, "I will take on the flower girl!"

Rosaline knew that was her and jumped into the ring. The T-Rex laughed and explained, "This is a best out of 5 match! Whoever loses 3 fights loses the whole thing! It's team Dino verses team Supermen! We start this with a match between Glider and Rosaline!"

Just then, two familiar people jumped into an announcer's booth and shouted, "IT'S OUR JOB TO SAY THAT!"

Jasmine groaned and asked, "Where do those two keep coming from?"

The match began as Glider took off into the sky. Rosaline had no time to react as the Pterodactyl flew at her and winged her in the neck, knocking her to the ground. She got up only to receive another wing to the neck and be knocked down again.

Neil just grimaced and spat, "COME ON, ROSALINE!"

Nathan had to admit that maybe Rosaline was outmatched. Flyers had a huge advantage over ground movers. (Some of this is based off of Pokemon logic)

But as Glider went in for another strike, Rosaline released a series of vines and tied them around the pterodactyl's body. Then she slammed him against the mat and jumped on top of him, punching him in the face repeatedly. After about ten punches, the pterodactyl cut through the vines and clawed Rosaline in the chest. Then he carried her up into the sky and shouted, "5 STORIES!" and dropped her head-first into the ground.

Yoshigai just grimaced and said, "That must have hurt."

We take you back to Kinniku Planet as a scam to introduce another character. A spaceship landed on the planet as a black-haired girl wearing a white sleeveless top, a pair of jeans and sporting a wolf tail, came out and wondered where she was.

"Perfect, another Choujin is here," Terrykid said when he exited the doors to the base, "Well, come on. You missed a bit of training, but you can make up for that with the last 2 parts."

Then he turned to the girl and asked, "What's your name? That's very important."