Its been forever. I know. But I didn't die! Woo!

Dedication to: Sonny days

Because: Sonny days sounds like a really nice person! :)

Now...To the story!

~Juliet

Disclaimer: I WILL NEVER TAKE IT ALIVE!!


Ticket Number: 10

Who: Chad Dyl-Thief Cooper

Time: 2:23

Date: January 31, 2010

Where: Cypress Ave. (Near by Dodger Stadium)

Cost: $1270

Reason: "I stole someone license plate because it said 'SoRandmRuz' "

'Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time!'

Frickin' sister! Its her fault that I hear this all the time! She went and missed with my phone and somehow locked that song as my ringtone. I'm so stupid to trust her.

Why do people find it so funny? Why on those touch screen phones it shows a picture of a dancing banana!? DANCING BANANA?! BANANA'S DON'T HAVE A BONE IN THEIR BODY!

*I pick up my bluetooth and put it in my ear.*

'Talk to CDC.' I'm so cool. Sound cool too.

'No George!........'

'I told you that I wanted my name on my new license plate!.......'

'I don't care if California ones only have seven letter license plates!.....'

'So what if I have fifteen letters in my name!.....'

'I'M CHAD DYLAN COOPER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!.........'

'....Then tell my mother!'

'......At least I can tie my shoes, you little booger!'

'......So what if you went to College at ten!....'

'UGH! Good day sir!'

'....I SAID GOOD DAY!'

*I slam the phone down.*

Well that ends that. I guess.

I get a new car and then I get told that only seven characters per a stupid liscense plate by my stupid friend/servant, George.

*Sigh*

What is a fuckin' character anyways?! ....Wait!

*I look around for a mother.*

Ok. I'm good.

Next time I see a child, I'm going to tell him to never curse around their mothers.

....Maybe I will make it on the news! Woo!

...........

*I checked my watch.*

Visiting my crazy 45 year old uncle.

SO LIGHT TURN GREEN!

Anyways....He's name is Addison. Ha!

Mom told me that 'Addison' is for boys AND girls. Ha!

(BUT my Grandmother wanted a girl. And when my grandmother had my mom, she kind of forgot about Addison. But not really.)

(I dated like 13 girls named Addison!)

Anyways....He looks like he is about 87. People think he is my grandfather. And I have to see him today, because he called my house last night asking if HE would like to go to his husband's wedding and after that his dog's poker game.

Didn't you hear me say that he was 'Crazy'.

He doesn't even have a dog!

My mom is worried about him. She loves him but Uncle Addison was always weird.

But I don't know how my mom could be worried about him and asked me to go, not her.

And she made me leave work early.

UGH!

.....

I WANT THE LIGHT TO CHANGE!

......

I WANT MY NAME ON MY LICENSE PLATE!

......

I WANT TO BE IN MY DRESSING ROOM!

......

I WANT MY MOMMY!

......

Be brave Chad! Be brave!

......

UGH! I CAN'T! I WANT TO SCREAM! SO WHAT IF I'M SPOILED!

......

*I turned my head and saw some kid was riding his pink tricycle.*

*I smirk*

'Dork!'

Curse my un-controllable mind!

*He turns around and crashes into a trash can.*

Ouch! I need to help him. My mom anyways told me to help anybody that got in a car accidents. It is being a good person.

I guess tricycles and cars are pretty much the same.

*I putted over on the side of the street and got out of my car.*

'Hey kid. Are you o.k?!'

*He cries a lot harder then he did before.*

'Where does it hurt?', I ask in a sweet and I say SWEET voice. I tell you it was SWEET!

'Inside!', he cries.

'Oh no! I should call 911!', I cries

'Not that way, you jerk! I AM NOT A DORK!'

*And he kicked in the place that doesn't need to be kicked when your a guy.*

'Uhooghocuhoo!', I cry.

And weird sound at that.

'WELL!.......' I finally say trying to think of a good comeback because it seems that this boy doesn't like name calling.

*I look at his tricycle/car and see a rainbow license plate.*

It says that he got it in the month of Sonny.

It got renewed in the year of Nico.

It was from the state of Tawni.

And his license plate said:

SoRandmRuz

Lucky! I'm never lucky!

I wish was from where this kid from! They get now characters on their license plates.

But seriously!!

What happened to:

MackFallsRuz

'........DO FUCKIN THIS!'

Dang it! And I was going to tell children not to curse!

*I grab the license plate and run to my car.*

*I look behind me.*

Dang! This kid is a fast runner.

*I jump into my car and push on the gas.*

*I speed off.*

*I look at the light.*

I'm not listening to you today Red Light!

*I run the light.*

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*we-wo-we-wo-we-wo*

I knew it. I'm never lucky.

'You ran a light.', says a very depressed looking cop.

'Sorry?', I say

'So am I. My life sucks.'

'O.K.'

*He hands me a ticket.*

'Die tonight.', he says and walks anyway.

'Thank you?', I say.

*Sigh*

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Maybe that Depressed Cop, Random fan kid, George and Uncle Addison would be good friends.


REVIEW OR Uncle Addison will demand that you play poker with his dog! And I heard that his dog is pretty good!