Author's Notes:
Yay! Thankyou for those wonderful reviews:) Oh and next chapter WILL contain some more Kakashi and Iruka since I feel I've been neglecting that couple.
"ARRGGHH!!!" yelled Kisame, carrying Deidara, running out of the resturant.
"WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!"
"Whoa! Kisame slow down!" yelled Deidara.
Kisame was speeding through Sea World.
Meanwhile in a Security Room
A large secruity guard ate his potato in a Choji like fashion, he nearly choked on them when he saw Kisame.
He spoke in his walkie talkie.
"Ummm...guys I think one of the marine animals have escaped and taken one our vistors hostage,"
Kisame & Deidara
"WHERE'S THE BLOODY EXIT!!" screamed Kisame..
"KISAME! Put me down before my hands bite you in a place I don't want to taste!" threatened Deidara.
Kisame dropped Deidara, Deidara fell face first onto the floor.
"What's the big idea?" Deidara asked angrily.
Kisame dropped to the floor too.
"Huh?"
Deidara noticed a big dart in Kisame's butt.
'Ouch...that's gotta hurt' thought Deidara.
"We've got him!" cried a voice behind Deidara.
Deidara turned around to see several secruity guards surrounding him and Kisame.
They started to lift Kisame and take him away to a tank full of water.
A security guard put his hand on Deidara's shoulder.
"Don't worry miss, your safe now," said the security guard smiling.
'Miss?' Deidara thought, eyebrow twitching anger mark on his forehead.
"Yeah, that beast taking a lovely young lady such as yourself hostage, it's shameful,"
"WHAT?!" screeched Deidara. He got his hands on the man's shoulders and bit him hard.
"ARGGGH!" yelled the security guard.
"I am NO damsel in distress!" yelled Deidara, showing off the mouths on his hands.
Deidara didn't notice that the security guards behind him were whispering.
"He looks like he escaped from the freak show, next to the whale tanks," whispered another security guards.
They darted Deidara in the butt, and Deidara once again fell to the floor.
With Nariko, Rock Lee, Tai Ley and Neji
Rock Lee bought Tai Ley some new clothes, an apple green tank top, a black mini skirt, and some black leather boots with green ribbons tied to them.
"Thanks Lee," nodded Tai Ley, liking her new clothes.
A booming voice intruppted their conversation.
"ROLL UP! ROLL UP! HIT THE MASCOT WIN A SPECIAL PRIZE!" shouted a man in front of stall.
"I shall win a prize for my love!" declared Rock Lee.
"Please don't call me your love," ordered Tai Ley.
Rock Lee got a baseball and hit one of the mascots instantly in between the eyes.
"WE HAVE A WINNNER!!" shouted the man, and handed Rock Lee a bottle.
"Here my love," said Rock Lee.
"You keep it, as a thankyou gift for the clothes," smiled Tai Ley.
Nariko turned to the man in front of the stall.
"What is that prize anyway?"
"One of the best whiskey in Kohona!" beamed the man.
Neji gasped.
"WHAT?! OH NO! LEE DON'T--"
Too late, Rock Lee, drunk the whole bottle.
His cheeks suddenly went pink, and he started laughing, he twisted and turned, causing many stares from people passing by.
"Is that some sort of dance?" asked Nariko unaware of Lee being drunk.
Rock Lee spotted a fox painted on the wall
BANG!
He kicked it making a hole on the wall, and making Nariko gasp.
He started screaming that there was an army, an kept attacking every fox he spotted, and in Crazy Fox World there was ALOT of foxes.
#PLEASE LEAVE THE PARK! PLEASE LEAVE THE PARK!# Shouted the speakers.
Nariko was cross.
"HEY! LEE! WHAT DID FOXES EVER DO TO YOU?!" shouted Nariko.
Rock Lee turned to her. Tai Ley grabbed her arm and hid behind a wall with Neji.
Rock Lee gaze turned towards a couple of mascots, who gulped and started to run fast when Rock Lee started to chase them.
"DIE! EVIL FOXES!" slurred Rock Lee chasing after them.
"He's a violent drunk isn't he?" said Tai Ley. Nariko and Neji nodded in agreement.
Deidara groaned, he suddenly noticed that he was behind metal bars. He was trapped like a animal.
"WHO THE HELL DID THIS?! I'LL KILL THE ASSHOLE! LET ME OUT!" roared Deidara shaking the bars, looking like an angry gorilla.
"Don't count on it freak, those bars are solid steel," murmured a secruity guard.
'He did NOT just call me a freak! That's it! I'll have to use this,' thought Deidara, and got out a stick of dynamite and stuck it to the door of the cage, and once again dug in his pocket for a box of matches...
5 seconds later
BANG!
The cage door blew up, Deidara ran out of the hole of the cage.
"Now, where's Kisame?" Deidara thought to himself.
He then noticed a poster that said:
'COME SEE A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE! SHARKMAN PERFORMANCE!'
'That'll be him,' thought Deidara.
"DON'T BOTHER TO HIDE! I WILL FIND YOU EIVL FOXES!" slurred Rock Lee.
"Jeez. He's knocked out forty-two mascots and ten walls in TEN MINUTES!" yelled Tai Ley.
"We've gotta hold him down we have to distract him," Neji explained.
"But how?" asked Tai Ley.
Tai Ley spotted a crazy Fox World Mascot uniform near them in good condition, and then looked to Nariko. An evil smile formed on her face.
"Oh Nariko," called Tai Ley sweetly.
BANG!
A tidal wave swept Sea World, Deidara blew up a whale's tank with his dynamite. Deidara and Kisame safely surfed the tidal wave together.
"Deidara?" asked Kisame.
"Yeah?"
"Where did you get all that dynamite?"
"Dynamite is easy to obtain when you dad's in the dynamite business," replied Deidara.
Meanwhile with Willy the Chef
"GAUYRSASSPHH!" spluttered Willy, as he raised his head above the water.
"My resturant! Ruined!" sobbed Willy, over his flooded.
"OUR resturant Willy! Some idiot blew up the whale's tank and kidnapped the fishman!" yelled Kim.
"THAT FISHMAN! FIRST HE ESCAPES MY KNIFES, NOW HE FLOODS MY RESTURANT! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" ranted Willy.
Kim whacked Willy around the head.
"STOP, yelling to yourself! People will think your crazy!" yelled Kim.
"I can't belive she got me to do this," Nariko whimpered to herself, she shivered in the mascot Tai Ley forced her to wear.
Nariko whistled to gain Rock Lee's attention, his head spun around.
"H-hello, th-this is cr-crazy F-fox World," stammered Nariko, then did some kind of hula dance.
Rock Lee charged towards her.
"EVVILL FOOX!" yelled Rock Lee.
Nariko squealed and covered her eyes.
Then Neji and Tai Ley jumped Rock Lee before he had a chance to hit her.
"GO TO SLEEP ROCK LEE!" shouted Tai Ley hitting him sharply in the head knocking him out.
Several hours later at school
Everyone gathered at school, to end their first date.
Nariko and Tai Ley stared at a furious Sakura, she was really angry at Sai, for bad mouthing Sasuke.
"And another thing what's with the hair? It looks like a duck's arse." mocked Sai.
"Chicken butt!" shouted Nariko.
"Turkey arse!" yelled Tai Ley.
They glared at each other and started to shout:
"CHICKEN!"
"TURKEY!"
"Shut your mouth you horrible morron!" screeched Sakura punching Sai in the jaw, knocking him to the floor.
She was going to hurt him more, until Tai Ley, held her back.
"Hey take it easy!" said Tai Ley, holding a screeching Sakura back.
"Don't stop her Tai Ley she done the most useful thing I've ever seen her do!" cheered Nariko.
Sakura eventually given up trying to attack Sai, and stormed off.
"I think your cute when your angry," smirked Sai, gaining a blush from Tai Ley.
But none of them knew that Deidara was close by listening, he glared at Sai, and walked off somewhere.
Suddenly...
BANG!
The top of the disco ball exploded, and it was hurdling towards Sai. It hit Sai in the chest and sent him flying into a wall.
"SAI!" screamed a group of girls and gathered round him.
"Is there anyone that doesn't have a fanclub?" asked Tai Ley sweatdrop, appearing on the side of her head.
Deidara sniggered at the fallen Sai.
Gaara, Kankuro and Temari
"Hey Temari, did you enjoy your date with Gaara?" teased Kankuro.
"Shut up Kunkuro!" yelled Temari. "I'll feel sorry for the person who was paired up you!"
"She was annoying, she was too squeaky, and her dog keep peeing on my leg!" mumbled Kunkoro.
Gaara ignored his older siblings annoying conversation, and kept his focus on Nariko, he then spotted Neji coming over to Nariko. Gaara eyes widened when he saw Neji try to kiss her, but Tai Ley called Nariko,and Nariko went over to her making Neji fall to the floor.
'Oh dare he even try to kiss her!' thought Gaara, giving Neji a cold hard glare, fist clenched.
