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Also, i decided to insert some of OC later. Don't worry! They're basically are the same with the likes of Sakura and Mari, in that they have the background with other characters to begin with. Just read the story to get the idea which would become the OC.

And finally, who would be the stronger guy? Goldberg with Kayfabe power that worked in reality as well? Undertaker and Kane with super powers like their kayfabe persona? Or Sting with literal crow power?


Bruce Willis became more and more concerned with his success, or lack thereof, regarding his task of preventing the Third Impact in the Angel war.

Outside of saved Kaji's gang from the harsh reality of post-apocalyptic world, and found the footage of Yui Ikari's salvaging attempt incidentally, he and his hollywood gang had done nothing really big in progress. Saving Misato Katsuragi from her lab rat days were proven to be next to impossible and nearly costed Jet Li's life, and they cannot unveil their findings from the future out of the combination from the lacks of evidences and fear of plunging the disordered world into further chaos out of the mad revelations. Even saving Kaji's friends still did not prevent him from being traumatized as the prospect of him nearly sent his friends into their imminent death was something his young mind cannot handle, as he put it the best; 'I nearly killed my brother and friends just for a loaf of bread. A monster like me... do not deserve man's pity..'. Kaji's dillema only make Seagal's argument that saving Misato would, as he also put it by his way, 'still required tons of work and patches to wash away all her torments...that is if we managed to make it in the first place'. With that, it's only make their problem obvious.

That they were fighting an unwinnable war.

At least i would not be concerned regarding incest potential anymore. I always thought Rei would be the better one for him. Well, at least Stallone agree, unlike that Austrian bastard...

As he heard the news of Shinji Ikari got sent away to his teacher, Willis knew that he had to make their move fast. Shinji was the key to all of this. If they were late or even unsuccessful, it would be even more difficult for them to carry on with their goal. Without him on their side, there would be no key player on NERV that was left to 'play' for them. Misato and Rei were left out of their question, and Kaji+Asuka's impact were too small to make a big difference inside.

What should i do? NERV and SEELE's security are tougher than i thought. If i just barge in, then we...Are we really doomed to repeat the same mistakes like before?

Do not fear, Willis.

Willis gasped. There really a spirit inside this old monastery? Perhaps an act of desperation like a pray was really needed after all. Perhaps he should not considered all to be lost at this point.

Well, Bruce. I don't think it should be wise to just surrender to fate. Especially for a chosen warrior like you.

"Chosen warrior?"

Yes, Willis. To be more specific, you're the warrior of time. Your arrival act like a catalyst for the ascended spirits like mine. Also, i can read your mind, so watch what you're about to think with that cynical mind of your. Some of us are really believe and succeed in a pray, you know.

"Well, i can't help it in this situation. Being from the place like that. But...why now?"

Your cynical mind did not believe in a pray. That's why we cannot do anything after your arrival immediately.

"Well, sorry for being such a cynical man, Lee. One could only wonder what an apocalyptic event can do to a man who do not have a good faith to begin with."

Especially when the alien monsters were designated as Angel.

"Yeah. It's like those guys who named them those do not believe in such a thing as well. Jesus, you must see by yourself on how helpless are us back there. It's either pure destruction by SEELE or annihilation by war again."

I know what you mean. Humanity in your time do not have a fair chance for a decent fight to begin with. But now...

"What?"

My awakening opened that chance for you. And humanity. But beware-there will be new danger that will cross paths upon yours.

"Jeez. Next thing, you're going to say that i also triggered the awakening of evil powerful spirits as well."

That is correct as well.

"...I should learn better to avoid tempting fate..."

I think learn to speak latter after thinking first would be a better option.

"...You know my failures as well, don't you?"

Correct, too.

"...Fuck."

But fear not. You're not alone anymore, and unlike before, you can advance.

"...Is that some kind of references for your planned movies before you died?"

It is not, but it sounds like a cool idea, THAT, i agree. Just add some pretentious symbol like bracket and you're set!

"...Oh, please. It wouldn't catch on."

Yeah, right. The possibility in entertainment world is endless, my friend. Just like you, a comedian turned into action movie star.

"Hey, i earned it!"

That was not the point.

"Fine." He mumbled, before said something, "You said everything is possible. Like what?"

The movie could be everything! Psychological drama, intense action robot, Alien's invasion, or even a school drama! It could even be the title for reboot movies! Only instead of reboot, it's a different and some sort of continuation altogether!

"...Okay, Lee. You make me confused here."

It's easy, you know! It's like 'Rebuild of Game of Death', where i went against the final enemy; a giant with fighting skill like me. Only instead of me, it's Sammo Hung who tried to fight first. And instead of Kareem, it was Shaq. And he's not just beaten; he was brutalized! Then, i got angry at the death of my friend, and i beaten the guy, but the pagoda exploded because of me! And then-

"Alright. You barely make sense then, and you definitely do not now."

You like it?

"Like it? You think i would even come close to like it? That's the worst story only writer from shitty Galactica ripoff could even think about it! It's the equivalent of McClane bombed the whole FBI just to save his illegitimate daughter! It's all nothing but shock value!"

Ah, but like the former meat seller from Minneapolis said, Controversy Creates Cash!

"Please, Lee. Don't keep throwing your dignity like this."

Ah, sorry, my friend. But to put it lightly, being stuck here sucks! Some people here won't stop talking about my Green Hornet stuffs! Now i know what Norris said about ascension's side effect. You can only go so much for a time before crazy thoughts began to fill you up.

"You know...i always wonder why you died at such young age. And you keep talking about this ascension thing. Is that the reason for your death? All so you could become a wandering spirit?"

Come on! No sympathy for the old folks here?

"Judging by the sound of it, you seem to brought it by yourself. So why should i?"

Well that's true, but...Ah, forget it! Back to the topic in hand!

"Can't argue, eh?"

Shut up! Lee said before he established himself again to prevent more accidental self-mockery. Ehem. Like i said, i'm here to help you out. I will bring you into the path where your plan could come into fruition.

"That's why i'm here all along."

Well, glad for me to be here, then. But beware. The path will become hard at one time, and i cannot held the Yang forever.

"The Yang?"

Darkness. It's the force that bring the world into the inevitable destruction like we all know now.

"Em...wasn't it supposed to be Yin?"

It was the new designated name after it's betrayal for principal. The world is supposed to be a balanced world, where suffering is one way for people to change. Yin is supposed to be a way for humanity to learn. Not to suffer.

"So...why you just switched the name instead of chaning it?"

Not my decision. Yeah, i know. Crap creativity. And so, Willis. As i said, the path will still not be easy. I will just make it possible for you to succeed easily in the beginning of your path. Soon, when more powers come into the table, both good and evil, you have to fight. Your mission now is feasible, but by no means a simple journey.

"I'll take the chance. Better than nothing."

Good. Now, for the first step...


Willis just awakened from his slumber.

The man remembered all he had to do to achieve such a success right now, and granted, like all actors needed to success were came down to a single breakthrough. Lee has been helping to shove the unrelenting darkness of Yang from his world, and the result was phenomenal. Now he has links to everything, and he, alongside his fellow action friends became just as badass as their movie persona. He still remembered when he pulled Shinji into his world, thereby turning his own world as well. He was glad that he able to give the boy a happiness he deserves in such a bleak world.

He also remembered the action he had to took to make it possible.

His silent screech when i'm about to hit him...it will be always a reminder for me about the risk i have to take for this path, past and the future...

The man then took off his bed, readied himself for the next shift. He had to deal with the Akagi soon. The woman had her suspicion with him.

It's amazing on how love can blinded someone. Ritsuko, you're smarter than this. I know deep inside, you know how he used you up...

He could only hoped that the older Ikari was really more lenient in this set of time. Judging from what he seen, it seems to be the case. Although the time when he ordered Rei to break her friendship also serves as a reminder for his ability to be ruthless.

I wonder what's Shinji doing right now?


"Achoo!"

Once again, an Ikari showed the world that Japanese always sneezed whenever someone talking about them.

"Well...where do we start, young love?"

Shinji hates that smug grin. The grin that reminded him that fate always have a way to screw with him.

Can't i have a good time without something ridiculous happened here?

"Well, boy...How about the...fun time."

"F..fun time?" He asked. The Spy's wiggling eyebrow signaled him that his suspicion was right, "N...no. We did not get that far. We're just...hugging...and kissing." Shinji's voice becoming lower and lower with each words spelled.

"Unclothed?"

Shinji nodded shyly. The grin became wider, as well as Shinji's hatred toward it.

"So...tell me about the kiss."

"It was..." Shinji was cornered to tell the truth, just like always. "Good."

"With tongue?"

Shinji stiffened once he realized that he unconsciously touched his lips with his finger, remembering how soft her lips were on him. The fact that the spy chuckled at the sight made him knew that he blown it up, "It...it wasn't my attention! She slipped it into my mouth when i opened my mouth for another kiss!"

"Is it good-no. Is it fantastic as well?"

The boy could only nodded. Kaji knew to not embarrassing him more or else he would melt. But he could not resist.

"Well...i don't know Rei's the type to be so forward." He wiggled his eyebrow again.

"Trust me, she is. She's so full of surprise." Shinji silently cursed The Rock for making this spy picked his habit as well.

Somewhere in a town, a 6'3 foot man sneezed. Perhaps a gaijin can picked up Japanese's habit as well.

"Well, i can see that." Kaji still remembered the bluray boxes for the blue haired girl. Soon, he had to take it to her. Could it be... Nah. She won't even understand half of my teases, "I'll take that she's also the one who asked to exchange clothes?"

"W..well, yeah." He said at the question that's more like a statement. "Wait. How do you know that?"

"Oh, i saw the jacket Rei wore out there. A few sizes too big for her. I caught you up, and soon, i know how and why. Is she smells good?"

"Wh...what brought you here?" Shinji said as one of many damage control he pulled against the unshaved bum. Although, he agreed. She smelled good.

"Well, boy...i just got a special delivery order for the First Child. I just used it for a chance to have a talk with you. I know you want to." It was a lucky thing for him that he did not decide to pursue the thing more.

"Well, yeah. Just...not at this time..."

"I can see that as well." He slyly smiled. The Third Child muttered explicits in his head for the grin that would not go away, "So, Shinji...what do you want to talk?"

"Misato." He said confidently for the first time in the conversation, "What do you know about her?"

"Well, she was the survivor in Katsuragi expedition. Sole survivor."

"I knew there was a link between her and the Adam's accident somewhere," He muttered, "So...why's no one helping her?"

"Willis tried. But it was too hard for him to get her out of there."

"Is it before his meeting with Bruce Lee?"

"Yes." He said, "And the failed attempt blacklisted his name from the organization as the result, so..."

"I get it." The boy said as he put on his shirt. "Is there anything else?"

"Well," The man shifted his seat, "You know something about Marduk Group?"

"I know. The organization that picked up the Children, right?"

"That is correct." He picked up his glass of water that he poured by himself when Shinji still froze out, "Well, my investigation just picked an interesting revelation. Out of 108 of them, 80 are dummy corporations. You know what that means?"

"Yeah." The Third Child said. "We're really strangled by fate. Except there's no fate. It was their game all along."

"True. You, Asuka and Rei, are nothing but their puppet."

"I am more than that." Shinji said with confidence in his tone and eyes. But he bore no malice at the man in front of him, despite the harsh words he said. "As soon as he picked me from the street, i know that for once, i could finally have that happiness i seek. And i won't let the puppeteer take that away from me. I am no longer, bounded by them."

"Good." Kaji said while smiling at him. Deep down, he agreed with the boy in front of him. "Because the other children will need your help to cut their strings."

"I know a thing or two about Rei, but what about Asuka?"

"Her mother became crazy with her accident, in a similar experiments like yours." He could see the shock in Shinji's face, "To make it worse, she saw her strangled, lifeless body in front of her. And his father...well, he committed adultery. And she saw him...making out with his new mistress."

"God," Shinji got sick at the thought, "She really got it worse than me."

"More shocking, yes. But not more painful. To put it, she got the whole shit dropped on her immediately. You, on the other hand...was tortured slowly it, by your thoughts."

"I know." Shinji dropped his head, "I still remembered when i screamed at people's face when they gossiping about my father. It took him months to get me out of my self-pity."

Kaji took a sip again, before he spoke his thought.

"We all in debt for him."

"Yeah." Shinji agreed as he put a weak, yet sincere smile. "Yes, we are."

For the first time, both man smiled with each others.


Somewhere, a bald man somehow felt proud to himself.


The next day.

"Alright, Shinji. We're going to see this new AT field manipulation you proposed. Ready for this?"

"Yes, Doctor Akagi."

The test was to see if the EVA could do more for it's own AT field than just protection shield, like the Third and Fifth Angel pulled. In proposal, Shinji wrote that he needed to put more concentration inside the EVA, meaning that he had to break the triple digit threshold.

In actuality, it was just his way to trying to communicate with his mother.

"150% synch rate, and holding steady!" Maya shouted. In actuality, she was the only one who worked, as the other bridge bunnies were discussing about Pen-Pen's newest commercial, where they finally made their cameo.

"I still can't believe Inoue still believe that crap worth gold!"

"Yeah! I thought he parodied himself out there. Looks like that's not the case."

"It's a good thing that Fujioka was there to...filtering things out."

"Yeah, and-"

"Would you cut that crap and get back to work?"

"Yes, mam." Both man slowly turned around and get back into what they worked with at the shouting sight of Ritsuko.

"Jeez. The nerve of some guys...Okay, Shinji. Are you ready?"

"Always ready, Doc."


Mother?

He finally reached into the soul of his own EVA.

Mother. Is that you?

He instinctively got himself closer to the source, trying to find the truth for himself.

No. You're not my mother.

But his mood not dropping as it should be, as he knew she was still somewhere. He can still sensed the warmth of his entry plug.

This creature on the other hand...was cold.

Where is she?

As soon as he pulled in, he knew that the answer's not going to be easy.


Not so long time ago.

"Four separated AT-field detected from the EVA! Center AT-Fields are stronger than the sides!"

"Amazing..."

While the others gasped in awe at the ability of the EVA, Ritsuko had altogether different reaction.

My god...what the hell did we built? What kind of beings are we copied them from?

And out of sudden...

"His connection going awry! Synch ratio just passed 250%!"

"Pull him out! Now!"

"We...we can't! The EVA rejected it!"

"Not again..."

"It's...it's just like that time again, right?" Makoto said nervously, "He'll just pull yet...yet another return out of nowhere! Right, guys?"

The lacks of response reminded him that no one was as positive as him, which is not by much.

Ritsuko, on the other hand was on other thought.

As she saw the First Child prayed in front of the purple beast.


You're what used to be me.

Used to be you, yes.

Yes, i am. We're used to be same.

So then why? WHY do you interfere? Why you want to take what can give me something in my nothingness?

I'm no longer...you. I no longer seek the nothingness. Not like you.

And you can't.

You can't take him away. Don't take Shinji-kun away from me.

Give him...back...


R...Rei?


While the rest of the crew were sighed in relief as Shinji once again saved himself from the rampage of the bio-mechanical robots, Ritsuko's green orbs were transfixed at the real hero of the bout.

The First Child, Rei Ayanami, who now dropped on the ground out of exhaustion.

She then remembered another creation at NERV. And she remembered the cause of her first death. The death that initiate a lost of life from the replacable shell.

Naoko Akagi's death.

And just as she about to reached the pale neck of Rei Ayanami, to futilely squeezed the life of the monster, the Angel alarm rang. As Rei Ayanami stared at her reaching hands, she excused herself from 'one of my bad jokes'.

The blue haired beauty did not bought it.


"Okay, Asuka. You're the only one available here, so we're counting on you. Got it?"

"Yeah, Misato."

"Don't get nervous, Asuka."

"I'm not, Mr. Kaji."

"Well, The Rock believe in you, and you believe in The Rock. So in conclusion, you believe in yourself, right?"

"Wrong." The fiery haired girl joked in one of the most famous Aryan's one-liner.

"Well, good to see you have the confidence, pilot. Now rock out!"


Reckless actions. One after another.

After Asuka sliced the angel in half, the thing just simply jumped back in battle without even winching from the painful slice from the chainsaw. And soon it became apparent.

Two angels, were simply too much for the second child.

In the act of desperation, 10 seconds away from deactivation, the armless red beast drop kicked both orbs of the opponent out of desperation, cracked them in the process. This action bought the time for the other EVAs to make their appearance as the monsters winched away in pain. As Rei's still not battle ready EVA dragged Asuka away from where the battle was hold, Shinji tried to emulate the same effect that Asuka did, only with more force to put them out of action.

Unfortunately, it soon became apparent that controlling an unusually erratic EVA was harder than anything.

NERV had no other choice. They ordered JSDF to drop three N2 mines on the site as it became apparent that they cannot win the battle.

Shinji, ignored Misato's order, held the angel in place by his sheer will. Ignoring the pain that come from the EVA, he held the Angels with his own AT-Field, using the new technique he just created. The AT-Field was strong enough on the side to make sure they won't escape, while his AT-Field would protect him and the EVA.

"Shinji! Get away from there! Now!"

"I can't, Misato! You saw them used the chainsaw, didn't you? These Angels are too smart to not avoiding the N2 mines on them!"

"But..."

As the bomb dropped, they all could only hoped that Shinji Ikari would survive the bout. They left speechless, at the sight of the bomb detonated point-blank at the three monsters. One of the EVA, was stared in shock as the bomb engulfed both gigantic figure in explosion.

Shinji...


"Come on, Rei. We have to go."

"But..."

Shinji Ikari brought many things into Rei Ayanami's life. Two of the most important things she regarded were to smile, something the boy found to be the thing that made her beautiful for him, and the ability to be independent.

The latter ability, at this time, made her not wanting to leave his unconscious state at this moment.

"Rei, he will be fine. No physical injury were done to him. We don't want to make the commander angry, do we?"

Rei nodden hesitantly, and against her will, finally leave the room where the boy slept inside.

"Where's the Major?"

"Ah...she's left with paper work. The bombing did...nasty damages to people's property."

"I see." The girl went silent before the other spoke again.

"Well, Rei. Do you trust me now?"

"I never have the need to distrust people unless i see it as necessary. Why do you ask, Doctor?" Rei said, try to be oblivious to her obvious murderous intent earlier. She had to play her more innocent nature toward the higher figure of NERV more often. This made her had to resist her want to give a goodbye peck to the sleeping figure of the Third Child, the boy who made him did so many things she wouldn't even think about it once before, including lying, something she did plenty of times to them, including now.

"Well, um..."

"Hmm?" The girl stared intensely as she looked directly at the doctor's face, made her attempt to make a justification moot.

"Just...forget it."

And so Rei was left to talk with the other in the room, as Ritsuko excused herself once again.

"Pilot Ayanami."

"Vice Section-2 Director Fujioka." She nodded in return for his gesture.

"At 11:30:01 AM the N2 mines from UN Secondary Force failed to kill the Angel." Kaji explained in the conference room. Ritsuko asked him and Maya to explain in place of her for some reasons he did not know yet, "Both Unit-02 and Unit-01 received moderate damages as the result." Maya continued. And again, "The angels are still alive, as mentioned earlier, and now...in a week, only Pilot Ayanami's EVA that will be ready for any actions.

"We cannot take another risk." Fujioka said, "From today, Pilot Ayanami will receive martial arts lesson to help her in the choreographed fight that Agent Kaji and Johnson just planned."

"I do not seek to inflict violence to people." Rei said to the man. She never liked the thought of harming people unless it's necessary.

"I know." The first Kamen Rider reassuringly said, "When i retaliated against my bullies and nearly killed one of them in the process, my mother furiously ordered me to grovel in front of my ancestor for forgiveness, without any chance to explain to her. That was the day when i realized how terrifying it is when martial arts used in a wrong way. But do not fear it, Rei Ayanami. You're going to learn Martial Arts in a way to self control, just like what we japanese used to call it; 'Budo'. The true martial artists, are the one who used it for the way of peace, not the way of violence."

"I see." Rei responded. She never thought it that way. Then again, the only action movies she saw were the unusually violent ones, like Showdown in Little Tokyo, or Out for Justice. She still remembered the bad guy screaming 'you took my fucking leg!' over and over again...

"Well, Rei...meet your teacher."

The door opened, showed one of the most prolific action actor from Asia to Hollywood.

Jackie Chan.

"Hi."

"This is uncle Jackie, one of the best Kung Fu actor from Hong Kong. He's going to teach you some matter in martial arts in addition to choreographed the attacks as well. Jackie Chan, like you, dislikes violence, so i think his style will suits you the most."

"He's also known for his comedic Kung-Fu. He definitely fit you the best, in case you still want to learn comedy." Kaji whispered to the girl in an attempt to tease her. Judging by her twitching eyebrow, he perhaps succeed. Perhaps.

"I hope we can be a good friend, Ayanami-chan." The man who also a singer said as he offered a handshake, which the girl robotically shook. This slightly creeped Chan out, although she seemed more...shy instead of simply being a creep this time. Indeed, the girl still did not like wide audience and greeting a stranger.

"Try to work with her gently, Chan. She's not... very well versed in sport. She's...kinda scrawny, isn't she?"

"I do participate in physical activity, S-2 director." She rebuttal at him. Somehow, the mark was kinda...annoyed her. Especially the fact that his words contrasted with Shinji's words on how beautiful her body was.

"Oh, i don't know, then. Sorry."

"Well, what is your sport, Ayanami-chan?"

"I swim, Uncle Jackie."

"You can do butterfly style?" She nodded at him, "Well, i think that's good enough for our task. Still, perhaps...you want more, after this? I mean, i can't teach you more than basic with your conditioning now. But if, you... want to-"

"I do not seek more than necessary, Uncle Jackie. And for now, martial arts is not on my task outside of my life as an EVA pilot."

Jackie Chan scratched his head. He forgotten on how wooden the girl could be at life, and it showed now.

"Well, let's just...see what will happen next, okay? I'll teach you for a week or two, and you can decide whether you like my teaching or not. Just give me the time to show you how good martial arts is to your body and mind, okay?"

"That will be..." She stopped as Kaji whispered at her, "That will be...appropriate, Uncle Jackie."

"Good! Now, if you excuse us, i want to see how good Ayanami-chan is on swimming. May i?"

Fujioka nodded at the leaving martial arts, leaving himself with his own task.

The living legend has to deal with the fact that a penguin's about to become a new action hero in TV.

Kamen Rider Pen-Pen? Aren't they going to oversaturate him at this rate? Oh, well. At least kids are going to love this.

Shrugged his shoulder, he answered 'yes' to the question at hand, but adding his own stipulations.


"Asuka?"

"Uh, go away, Rocky." She said weakly.

Her pride was shattered by the utter failure of her battle. Not only she had to be saved by both pilots that had their EVA barely worked, but she had to screw up her first fight where she's the only reliable pilot out there. Adding to the insult, the guy whom EVA tried to rebel did far more damage than her. She wanted to be the reliable one, not the one who made mistakes here and there. Now they won't even consider her as the second best option out there...

"Look, Asuka...i know you're not feeling well from the...failed battle."

"I know. You're not rubbing the salt at wound, do ya?"

"Of course not! Why would The People's champions wants to hurt his little girl? People won't take a champion who hurt people close to him just for their failure. Besides, without you, we won't even know the way to hurt the twin behemoth, right?"

"Well, um...look, i'm just not in the mood Rocky, okay? I'm not blaming you at all. I mean...God. I feel sick..." Asuka said as she slumped back to her hospital bed.

"Well, i'm going to leave you alone from now, but not after you meet your instructor for our plan to defeat the angel."

Instructor?

"Asuka...meet the Muscle from Brussels."

"Hi."

Asuka's eyes widened at the sight of the Belgian movie star. Ever since she learned Kickboxing and Wrestling, she always wanted to meet this man. And now...

"See that we still trust you, Asuka?"

For the first time since her awakening, Asuka's mood lightened. She then smiled.

"Now that's the kind of smile The Rock will dying for."

"I have to agree, Rock. You have a nice smile, Asuka-chan."

Her mood brightened even more.

Looks like this is not a bad day, after all.


"You think this is wise, Hogan?"

"Taker," Hogan glanced at the taller guy, "The Joker Gang's going to attack soon. The expendables planned to teach the pilots sooner or later, so why not now? We're just...pushing them in the right way."

"I know, but seriously...using the power now?"

"Hey, it's not like the power of intelligence is going to be something useful for other Angel without being too dangerous."

"I can see your reason, then. Besides, we still can't let them know the activities outside their own. We're still haven't...established yet."

"Good." He grinned, "Because if something's not going according to our demand, we can still have another use with this imperfect embryo."

"I just hope Vince appreciate it."

With that, an evil laugh echoing in the chamber.


Rei become Jackie Chan's protege! The plot DID thickens! But who are The Joker's Gang? And how's the power for wrestlers actually work? How is it different from the protection of Bruce Lee? Where's Gendo and Fuyutsuki? Is Pen-Pen did become a Kamen Rider or not? Will Kaji's gang become useful at one point? Find out next, on Evangelion Z!

Also, off-topic, but don't you think that Kaji's a walking plot hole? I mean, the guy didn't realize that Lilith is not Adam, even though he brought Adam's embryo in the first place, not to mention that Gendo spoke loudly about it's identity in front of him as well. Also, the sub-plot of his intel for Misato totally forgotten in the EoE. If it wasn't, we may get something like some rebels from JSDF attacking their own comrades in the attack, or Misato tried to put Shinji out of the battle before. Or hell, Misato tried to shoot Rei/Gendo because of Kaji's intels. In Manga it's even worse. He investigated the whole Marduk things and nothing come out of it. He's much more useful, and he still waited for his death like a bitch.

Also, i found it's hilarious that whole Gainax and Khara staff are gay for Kaworu. Anno, Tsurumaki, Sadamoto...all write that Shinji fall for him. Yes, even Sadamoto. Hell, just look up at episode 24 draft. It's unbelievably gay as hell. Even fricking Rei knew that Shinji's gay for Kaworu in a scene. As Ruthlessreviews said in it's infamous review for Commando, man fucking is straighter.

Moral of story from Evangelion: You will only get hurt by the beautiful woman around you that you trying to get comfortable around them for years by their nature and origins, but you can completely fall in love for a guy you just met far earlier, even if you're a Tsundere for him! Anno, you sly dog!

No offense for gay people. I just found it's funny that the whole higher staff for Gainax are closet gay for Kaworu, especially since the anime suggested that Shinji's admiration for Kaworu actually showed how low his sanity was at this point since the other found him creepy instead. Are they disillusioned themselves as well in the process of writing Kaworu? So...the whole Gainax are actually Shinji?

And...back to the story. So, why i decided to use Jackie Chan as Rei's mentor? Well, in addition to his nature, both in person and his more pacifist movies like i explained earlier, Jackie also had tons of injuries in his career. Things he did are unreal in nature, and he also keep it real (AKA no stuntmen). Meanwhile, Rei got injured alot as well, and she was pretty much banal in her approach toward things. Jackie definitely fit the most in comparison to the other actors.

And as you can guess...the next chapter will have martial arts and dancing antics! Yes! Rei and Asuka will learn ballet and Peking opera!

And...that's all my explanations. Until next time!