"Ooooohhh~! Pikachu, you are sooo! Cute!" Marissa doted on her exasperated Pikachu.
"Pika..." It managed to let out, as it was being squeezed to death.
"Now, I know how you feel Elenast, with Kirby and all!"
Pikachu let out a small pika to get Marissa to pet him more (which she did), as Elenast said, "Please, Kirby is nothing like your Pikachu! We have a more complex and sophisticated relationship! Right, Kirby?"
"Poyo! Poyo poyo!" He said, as if he was stating a fact.
"See? Plus, Kirby is pink."
Marissa looked deeply offended, then rushed a defense, "Well...Pikachu is yellow!"
"You just proved my point even more."
Elenast suddenly felt a slight hit on the back of the head, it was Link, "Stop bullying Marissa!"
Elenast stared at him almost in confusion, but then gave a big smile and saluted, "Yes, Sir~!"
Ike rolled his eyes, while Meta Knight muttered, "If only she answered me like that..."
"HELLO."
All LOK jumped back in surprise, right in the middle of them was this Shady-looking Salesman (SS).
"WHOLY CRAP, WHO ARE YOU?" Marissa jumped.
"I'M A SALESMAN."
The SS had a long, kimono-like robe and a Back-Pack filled to the brim and covered with knick-knacks and random stuff. He had a Long hat that shaded his smiling eyes, and a bandana over his nose and mouth. He was indeed a member of the Shady-Salesman clan.
"BUY SOMETHIN', WILL YA?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Sure! Whatcha' got!"
Marissa and Meta Knight dragged Elenast away from the SS.
Marissa and Meta Knight both started lecturing her, but because they were both talking at the same time, the only thing Elenast got out of it was, "You can't-When a stranger-He could be-Haven't you even-And then he'll-School videos about-Think things through!-Stranger Danger-Don't just-DRUGS I TELL YOU! DRUGS!"
Meta Knight stared at Marissa, "Drugs?"
"STRANGER DANGER!"
Elenast shook her head, "But this guy might have some stuff on our list that we would need!"
"Don't be an idiot!" Meta Knight and Marissa said at the same time.
"Do you have any meat?" Ike asked the SS.
"Not you too!" Marissa pulled him back, before staring at her hand in awe (I just touched his cape!).
"Seriously, we could save so much time if we just buy some stuff!"
"YES, I HAVE MEAT."
"Elenast, you can't just buy things from a stranger! Didn't you see those videos in Elementary School about the stranger danger?"
"I was homeschooled half my life."
"Explains alot..." Marissa coughed.
"Link?" Elenast asked.
Link finally joined in, "I have to go with Marissa on this one, he could be dangerous. Plus, we don't even know if he accepts Rupees."
"YES, I ACCEPT RUPEES."
"Still, we shouldn't. So no."
Elenast pointed to Link while looking at the others, "Exactly! No! No! And by no, he means YES! I don't know about you, but I believe in Legend of Kirby as whole! And I believe if we can buy some stuff from this guy, we will still press on! We can fight together, withthesubtractionofanadditionidiotuselessandunnee dedmember, we can conquer anything! LIKE CHAMPIONS! Now, WHO'S WITH ME!"
Elenast alone raised her hand. Elenast turned toward Ike in flames, "What the heck!? You were like, 'Where's the meat?' ten seconds ago!"
"People tend to change their minds when you call them idiotic, useless, and unneeded."
"Grrrrr...Whatever...By the way, what is the currency called from where you come from?"
"? It's just called gold. Why?"
"No reason." Elenast walked towards the SS, regardless of the others.
"Elen-!" Marissa was cut off.
"Don't worry, she has no money." Link assured.
"Hi! Can you get me everything on this list that you have?" Elenast handed him the list of riddles they needed.
"SURE THING!"
"By the way, do you accept gold?"
Ike checked his pockets, "Crap."
Elenast smiled a big smile, "Look how much stuff we got! It crossed, like, 15 things off our list!"
Ike angry signed, "We? I'm sorry, but for some reason I'm not feeling the good end of this bargain."
Elenast smiled, sticking her tongue out at Ike, "I said I was sorry~!"
"After Marissa told you too."
Elenast just kept walking, in a good mood.
"You're just lucky he wasn't plotting against us. Next time-" Meta Knight folded his arms.
"Ug, jeez Meta Knight! You're just like my dad!"
Meta Knight stopped in horror, Dad?! I am much older than her...But that much older? There is that difference in Star Warrior years...but am I that much older in Star Warrior years too?!
The rest of LOK continued walking, as Meta Knight contemplated whether or not he was a pedophile.
"Hey, Elenast, can I see what we have left on the list?" Link asked.
"Of course~!" Elenast handed the list to him.
As Link was reading, Marissa came close and read with him. Link blushed pink a bit, but moved it over so she could see.
"Thanks!" Marissa smiled.
Link almost felt like pulling away, their faces were so close, but decided to just look down at the list.
"...Are you guys in love?" Elenast asked aloud.
Even Ike was surprised by her bluntness, and Link practically exploded. His face was so red, it could burn the sun. Marissa was pink as well.
"O-oh! N-no, Elenast!" Marissa tried to explain, "It's not like-"
Link said nothing, but just grabbed Elenast's collar and dragged her out to the wilderness.
When they were alone, Elenast turned toward Link, "?"
His face was beet red, he didn't even look at her. "Elenast. Never say that aloud again."
"?"
They stood in silence again, before Elenast drew conclusions together.
"Link, are you in love with Marissa?"
Link, sighed and nodded. That was the first time he even admitted it to himself. He braced himself for Elenast jealousy, judging by her personality, she'd either be in flames or in tears.
"HOW ADORABLE~!" Elenast smiled.
"Wha-?"
Elenast turned away, her hands together in fantasy, flowers and hearts in her aura, "Oh~! I can see it now! You two are standing on a bridge, rose petals floating around, she stands in a white dress. 'Link?' she would ask. You grab her hand and bring her close, 'Marissa, I-' EEEEEEEE~! How CUTE!" Elenast grabbed his hands, "You two are PERFECT for each other!"
Link just stared at her, "What?"
Elenast grew pink, "Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean-I mean, I wasn't imagining anything! Nothing! Nope!"
"What?"
Elenast tilted her head, "Huh?"
Link shook his head, "Sorry, it's just...I thought you'd be mad."
"Why would I be mad?"
"Well, because...You act really lovey-dovey around me all the time, and kind of treat me different than the others..."
Elenast looked shocked, "You thought I was flirting?"
Link felt awkward, "Uh-"
Elenast grew bright red, "No! Well, not no as in never, but no! I mean...as great as it would be to be your lover...That's not why I like you! I like you as an Idol!"
"An Idol?"
Elenast smiled a huge smile, "Yeah! You're my hero! My role model! I want to be just like you!"
More awkwardness for Link.
"I want to carry a sword," Elenast said, in her own world again, "And be the chosen one and stuff! And then I could slay mighty monsters and defeat evil bosses!" Elenast waved her arm around like she was fighting with a sword, then she spun around, "I want to save the princess! And have people remember me as someone who did great deeds, not for what I wear, not for what I look like, and not for if I'm weird or not! But for someone who saved the world!" Elenast grabbed Link's hands, "You know what I mean!"
Link paused for a moment and laughed, confusing Elenast. "You know, for once, I do know what you mean."
A huge smile grew on Elenast' face, as Link ruffled Elenast' hair.
"Come on, lets go back." Link started walking back.
Though she was smiling, Elenast could feel sadness in her eyes. I knew I never stood a chance...but it still kind of hurts that he loves someone else...Well, that's okay! It was never meant to be anyway! "Wait up!"
Link and Elenast went back together, smiling.
Marissa came up behind Elenast, and whispered, "He looks more comfortable with you, did something happen?" She winked.
Elenast laughed, "I keep wishing!" Elenast picked up her voice, "HEY! As a job well done, to yours truly, I say we go to another bath house! I'm tired, I want relaxation!"
Meta Knight, who decided romance wasn't important and recovered (Yeah, right), sighed, "Well, we did just get over 15 items..."
"I agree, I'm tired as well," Marissa stretched.
"I'm okay with it." Ike stated.
"Me too." Link agreed.
"Alright!" Elenast cheered, "What are we waiting for! Lets go!"
Elenast and Marissa relaxed in the outdoor girls bath.
"Ahhhhh," Marissa said, relaxed. "I haven't felt this good since last time we were in a bath!"
"I know!" Elenast replied, "We seriously don't get enough relaxation time. I can't remember the last time I slept on an actual bed! I'm just surprised we don't get all super greasy and gross without taking a shower everyday."
"Must be something with the atmosphere, I don't know...By the way, I've been meaning to ask, but how does everybody speak English here?"
"I don't know, magic?"
"Well, then what about your Japanese?"
"I don't know, we'll ask later."
Marissa sighed, "Why am I asking about language, when I don't even know how we got here."
"Maybe you're insane and in a mental hospital!" Elenast smiled.
"Haha, very funny." Marissa changed her tone, "By the way, what did you and Link talk about? I'm so curious, it's killing me!"
"He told me who he liked."
Marissa gasped, "Oh my gosh! Who?!"
Elenast winked, "Well, what would be the fun in the if I told you!"
Marissa stuck her tongue out at Elenast, "Boo, you stink. Tell me."
Elenast sighed, "Well, if you must know..."
Marissa came in closer.
"It..."
"..."
"Is..."
"..."
"A secret."
Marissa practically fell over, "You got me excited for nothing...at least tell me if it was you!"
"You seriously don't get the meaning of 'It's a secret'."
Marissa rolled her eyes.
"Soooo, what do you feel about Link?"
"Well, at first I was head over heels for him..."
Elenast smiled.
"But then, I couldn't help realize he had so many qualities like my older brother."
Elenast frowned. "Waaa? You should love him! You'd be perfect for each other!"
Marissa grew bright pink, "N-no! Seriously! I really can only see him as a brother. He's really nice, but that's all I could really see him as, nothing more, nothing less."
Elenast sunk, "But...the white dress...and the grabbing..."
"What?"
"It's nothing..."
"Besides," Marissa blushed, "I'm in love with someone else..."
Elenast perked up, "OMG, WHO IS IT TELL ME NOW! Is it Meta Knight?"
Marissa, "What?"
"Is it the Shady Salesman? 'Cause, you can do better."
"No! Stop, come here."
Marissa whispered into Elenast ear. Elenast' face turned into disgust.
"EW! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
Marissa frowned.
"You should have stuck with the Shady Salesman."
"Elenast! I really like him! Like, REALLY really like him! A whole lot!"
Elenast sat down, "Really?"
Marissa nodded.
"Out of all the guys in the world, you pick him?"
Marissa nodded.
Elenast sighed, "You have the worst taste in men in the world, and personally I think he should die alone, but if you like Ike then I will support you..."
Marissa smiled, "Thanks! That means alot!"
"WORST taste in men EVER."
Marissa laughed, "I know."
Elenast stood up, "Ok, time for my reward!"
"Reward?"
"Yep, call it a plan of sinister doing, but this is the real reason I wanted to come to the bath house."
Marissa slowly backed away.
"And, because of your recent confession of love, you're joining me!"
Marissa sighed, "I knew it..."
"So what we're going to do is-" Elenast whispered in Marissa's ear, who flinched.
"NO! JUST NO!" Marissa stopped for a moment, grew bright red, and said, "Okay, but it was your idea."
Elenast smiled.
Out in the wilderness, a wild goomba walks the forest floor in hopes to find food for his grumbling stomach.
"STOP!" A voice came from the trees.
"FEIN!" Another voice said.
A brush of wind, and the mysterious voices have been revealed! It was none other than Elenast and Marissa in the trees! But, wait? What is this? They seem to be wearing Ike and Link's clothing, and have their weapons!
"In the name of Justice and Peace!" Marissa, with Ike's clothing, proclaimed as she held Ike's sword to the much-confused goomba.
A more disturbing aura came out of Elenast, who was stroking Link's blade, "And bloodshed..."
"We will rid the evil of the world!"
"And massacre the unjust!"
"GO! TEAM PIKIRBY!" The two said at the same time. And on that note, Elenast and Marissa jumped down to attack, but were interrupted by a pull to Elenast' collar.
"What in the heck do you think you're doing."
Elenast looked up to see an incredibly embarrassed Ike and Link, both in Elenast and Marissa's clothing.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Elenast laughed so hard, she dropped her sword.
Ike covered his blushing face with his hand, while Link crossed his arms and turned away.
Marissa, flustered, said, "I-I'm sorry!"
Elenast on the other hand, was laughing it up, "O-oh my gosh! BWAHAHA! You look ridiculous! Not you Link, though. You look smashing in Marissa's tunic."
Link face palmed, while Ike grabbed Elenast' shoulder, "Give us back our clothes."
But Elenast couldn't help but laugh, "HAHAHAHAHAHAA! OH MY GOSH!"
Ike had just about enough. He crossed his arms, and said, "Give it to us now, or I'll force you."
Both Elenast and Marissa stopped and went bright red.
"P-PERVERT!"
OHOHO! Creepers jeepers guys, better be careful! Jellie here! Here is chapter 11, hope you like it! Oh, and you know that whole thing we said in the first chapter about no pairings? Obviously, that's not going to happen, we're teenage girls. Pairings are in our blood. Also, I just wanted to announce the LOK Anniversary coming up! We're doing something special so:
IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE TOP, READ THIS!
LOK anniversary is coming up and we decided to let you guys make a fanfiction of our fanfiction for your favorite pairing (or even just randomness!) The top three winners will have it posted into the next chapter with the others and will get a drawn manga picture of your favorite pairing in any situation (Well, not anything inappropriate)Drawn by me and Frank! And will have their pen name under their story!
RULES
1. K+ and slight T only, if you send in something rated M or R we will read it in horror (But probably will still read it) No cussing, no homo ;), no bloody violence, etc.
2. Try and keep it short, not 600 words short, but less than 5,000 words please. There will be two others on there too.
3. You may send multiple ones if you don't have a favorite pairing.
4. It does not have to go with the story line, it can be ANYTHING! Even different universe standards!
That's All! Have fun! Send it to us at our gmail or via tumblr, both at irishpegasisters!
P.S. Just realized this was a problem for lots of people...FRANK IS A GIRL. That's all PEACE!
Frank note: y'all are racists
