I'm so sorry this hasn't been updated, life has been rather busy and in everything when it rains it pours. I'm trying to do better. Lily, I am going to get back to you! :)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to CSI NY, except for the DVDs. Got the idea for one of these FMLs while posting at New York Angels, dedicated to the wonderful women of CSI NY, and Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Board and! Where else can you find beautiful pictures of Carmine and the women of NY? ;)


Today I bought a new dress for my dinner date. While eating my appetizer I noticed an itch at the back of my neck, after scratching it a while I finally asked my date if he could rip the tag out. When he brushed my hair aside he found it wasn't the tag bothering me, it was a leech. Our little portobello guy decided to hitch a ride from the lab, back into the city. FML

Today I was flirting with this Suicide Girl at work, when I noticed a former girlfriend of mine walk up to us and start making out with her. Now it makes sense on why she broke my heart. FML

Today my daughter sent me a 'Team Edward' T-Shirt after I told her about a case I helped the CSIs with. FML

Today while I was working in the lab, I felt someone put their hand in my back pocket where my wallet was. Thinking quickly I pushed back and slammed the person into the glass wall, knocking them out. It was my girlfriend acting on my appreciation of her spontaneous gesture after grabbing my 'love handles' at a scene. FML

Today my girlfriend invited me over to her place to meet her brother's new girlfriend that the two of them met at a hockey game a few weeks ago. He doesn't like me but I thought it would be a good way to score some points. It's an evening with my woman, my Rangers, and some good company. Or so I thought, until I found out that his new girlfriend is my ex that I met at the police/fire charity hockey game. FML

Today after being locked in that filthy chemical toilet for an hour, I was finally let out by the locksmith the detective brought to the scene after he found me. Later at Sullivan's, to make up for him leaving, he brought me a fudgesicle. FML

Today my boyfriend and I were fooling around with our handcuffs. After I woke up, I found my hands cuffed to the headboard and a note on my chest saying that he was sorry but he was called in. I thought the note was sweet, but it would have been better if he had remembered to leave the keys. FML

Today I had fun watching my new neighbors through my windows; the mom and her daughter are my favorites. I didn't think they noticed me watching until the cops showed up at my apartment wanting to arrest me for 'peeping.' FML

Today I met a woman at a bar and introduced myself, I thought everything was going great until she asked where I got my name from. I told her that my parents named me after a famous author who wrote The Giving Tree. She didn't get the reference and only associated my name with a character from The Big Bang Theory. FML

Today while in Nabokov's, my partner and I were asking questions when my butt was grabbed. As I turned around to give the guy a piece of my mind, he backed off before I could open my mouth, saying he wasn't into older women. He was the same age as my father. FML


Thank you for reading, and I hope you had a good laugh. :) Also, I don't mean to offend with the Twilight mentions. I'm not a fan, but I do love to gently make fun.