A/N: The boys discuss their plan to get on Smoke for not controlling his hormonal urges. But... will their plan work out? Read and find out! :D


(Sub-Zero's POV)

I had just woken up from my beauty sleep and got dressed for the day. Tundra and I were expecting a visit from Scorpion and Kung Lao, since we were planning on telling them about Smoke's little mishap. Walking out of my chamber and locking the door, I walked down the hall and knocked on Tundra's.

"Who is it?" I heard Kuai Liang ask from inside.

Time to mess with lil' bro.

With a wayward smirk, I mock-scolded him. "It's your sexy ass older brother. Get your ass out here!"

Kuai Liang scoffed, and I could have sworn he called me a faggot. Not like I cared, though. Faggot or not, I'm still one sexy motherfucker. Tundra's just jealous of my good looks, but whatever.

When he finally opened his door, I couldn't help but notice the hickeys on his neck. Tundra noticed that I was looking at them. He grinned triumphantly. "Yep. I got some pussy last night. You mad, bro?"

I rolled my sapphire eyes and laughed. "I get that every night, man. The hell are you talking about?"

"Oh, really? Where's Pilar, then?" my brother slyly asked me.

"She's in my room sleeping. She came here at about 11 last night, not much longer after we finished setting up our plan," I responded with a casual grin.

Kuai Liang laughed as well. "Hold on a second, Bi-Han. I'm gonna throw a shirt on."

I nodded as my younger sibling rummaged through his dresser and found a dark blue shirt.

"Man, it's about damn time Aya gets horny when I am," I heard him say.

Ha! Lil' bro has ED! Time to fuck with him again. "Whoa, Tundra. You got ED? Shit, never thought you'd need my penis pump."

Tundra rolled his eyes and laughed. "Hey, you're not dating an Edenian. I am. And the women are some OVERLY horny bitches. I can only imagine how many times Mileena jumps Hanzo's bones in a day."

That was when a bogus image of my ex-rival getting shagged by Mileena popped up in my head. As such, I burst into laughter. The thought of Mileena as a dominatrix was amusing, and I found myself feeling glad that I didn't have to be the one dealing with an Edenian girlfriend. Shit, I even felt bad for Liu Kang and Jax.

"Yo, what's so funny?" Tundra asked quizzically. He'd been staring at me the whole time I'd been cackling.

I grinned widely. "Can you imagine Mileena as a dominatrix? I feel sorry for Hanzo and even Liu, man. I know Kitana's a good girl, but she's a Queen. Imagine how slutty she is behind closed doors, though!"

Kuai Liang's jaw dropped in shock before he shook his head dismally. "You're insane, Bi-Han."

It was then when he realized that I was still standing in his doorway. "You coming in or what?"

Shit. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever, bro."

Closing the door behind me, I sat at the bed I normally occupied whenever I didn't feel like being in my room. "Alright, little brother. So, have you heard from Scorp and Kung yet?"

Tundra now sat at his desk, looking at one of those porn books.

At least, that's what I thought he was looking at.

"Nah, I haven't spoken to Kung Lao yet. But I did get a text from Hanzo saying that they would meet us out in the clearing in an hour to discuss our plan," said Kuai Liang, shifting his gaze from his reading material to me.

Curious as to what my brother was reading, I decided to bully him. "Sweet deal, bro. Say, what the hell are you reading? Looks like some tits and booty are all over those pages. Is that what you use as fap material when Aya's not around?"

The younger Cryomancer glared at me before throwing the hardcover book in my direction. "Naw, you dumb faggot. It's one of Aya's sketchbooks. I was only admiring her artwork. She's actually pretty good."

Catching the book before it hit me square in the face, I flipped through the pages containing drawings of wildlife and scenic views. Needless to say, I had to agree with my brother. His girl sure had a talent to die for.

"You're not lying, bro. You have a talented woman for sure," I commented, getting up to hand him the book.

My brother grinned evilly before snatching the book from me. "She's talented at blow jobs, too. Man, Aya sucked my dick so good last night..."

"Bro. You don't even have a dick. You look like one, though," I sneered. "Besides, Pilar is a goddess at blow jobs. I can show you the hickeys that she gave me on my crotch. Wanna see them?"

With that question, I earned a slap across the face with Tundra's kori blade.

He had recently mastered the ability to form large ice weapons, thanks to yours truly. I swear, had it not been for me, Kuai Liang wouldn't be on nothing. Because I'm Bi-Han, and I'm the best Cryomancer in existence.

But the whack I got on my left cheek was throbbing like a bitch. That's when I decided to relent. "I'm joking, bro."

My brother smiled once his cell phone rang. The ringtone was some type of heavy metal song, so I knew that is was our favorite Shirai Ryu calling him. Tundra turned on his speakerphone so that I could listen in on their conversation.

"Yo, Fire Crotch!" Kuai greeted.

"Hey, Ice Nuts. I'm outside," I heard Scorpion say. I tried so hard not to laugh at what the Shirai Ryu had called my brother.

Snow nuts. I swear, that's a fucking LOLOLOL moment.

Anyway, my brother said to Scorp that he and I would be outside in a few seconds.

"Alright, Kuai Liang. Hurry up, though. You know I hate waiting," Scorpion said before hanging up.

My brother rolled his eyes and turned to face me. "You ready to wreak havoc up in this bitch?" he asked me.

Smirking, I said to him, "Let's do this."


(Scorpion's POV)

I was outside the Lin Kuei temple, sitting on one of the courtyard benches when the two ice wielders approached me. I could hear them sniggering, too.

"What's so funny?" I asked, arching an eyebrow.

The nearly identical Cryomancer brothers shared an amused grin. It was the elder that spoke. "Scorp, guess what Smoke was caught doing last night."

A sardonic expression on my face, I took a wild guess. "Lemme think. You guys caught Demon Boy jacking off."

Kuai Liang and Bi-Han doubled over in hysterical laughter. This time, Kuai Liang chimed in. "Dude, I walked in on him, yo. That motherfucker was spanking his meat like there was no tomorrow! I even saw the jizz all over his chest and face!"

"Smoke had demon juice on his face?!" I yelled in shock before I started laughing.

Bi-Han and his younger brother lost it when I made the semen joke. Both men fell onto the concrete, laughing to the point of tears.

Shit, man. Tomas Vrbada pleasuring himself two weeks before his wedding to Sasha was a rather entertaining thing to know. The three of us were laughing so loud that we didn't notice Kung Lao appear right next to us.

"Um, what's so funny?" asked the Shaolin.

The two ice users and I took deep breaths in efforts to settle ourselves down before one of us answered. Except it was Bi-Han who spoke up.

"Alright, let's discuss this in the mess hall," he said, checking his phone.

Kuai Liang mimicked his brother's action, adding, "Yeah, it's only 6:55 in the morning. No one is usually in the mess hall at this time. We're safe."

With that, all four of us made our way inside the Lin Kuei temple and toward the mess hall. Once we got there, we all sat at Bi-Han's usual table. It was like high school in a way. You know, how everyone had their respective cliques and what not? The cool kids sit at one table, the misfits at another... Yeah. That's how it was in the Lin Kuei, according to both Cryomancers and Tomas.

Once we sat down, Kuai Liang proceeded in relaying the details he'd shared with me just moments before Kung Lao's arrival. We all laughed and decided to give Smoke hell until the night before his wedding.

"Okay, guys. This is the plan: whenever we see our dear friend, Smoke, we're gonna rip on him for being a virgin. You know, like... Troll the shit out of him," said the younger ice-wielder.

The Shaolin monk spoke up after recovering from a fit of laughter. "How? Like, make snide comments and that type of shit?"

I sniggered at Kung Lao's use of profanity. Tundra and Sub-Zero took notice that the hat-wielder had cursed and started laughing amongst themselves.

"What? Just because I'm a monk means I can't curse?" chided the Shaolin warrior.

"Naw, man. It's cool. We're just not used to hearing you or Liu use such language," said Bi-Han.

"Ha! Some pacifists you guys are," sneered Kuai Liang, as he was scrolling through his contacts on his phone. He was sitting to my right.

It was then that I saw Tundra click on Aya's name in his phone's contact list. I couldn't hold my tongue. "What are you texting your girl for, man? Didn't you get some ass last night? I mean, that's what she told Mileena and me."

Tundra looked at me, rolling his eyes. "Just telling her I miss her. What? I can't tell her such things? Gee... Thanks, Hanzo."

"Nah, man. You just miss that pussy," I heard Bi-Han say. Tundra took his older brother's comment as an initiative to kick him from under the table. I swear, these two men acted like idiots.

Shaking my head at the moronic Cryomancers, I averted my attention to everyone else at the table. "Anyway, since these two Ice Faggots wanna clown around when we have a plan that needs to be discussed, I'm taking charge."

Sub-Zero and his brother glared at me in annoyance. Well, not so much as Tundra, since he never acted gay. But I didn't care about having offended my bro at the moment. More important matters for our amusement were at hand.

I continued. "I say we should just troll Tomas. Like, we could send him random texts at night saying, 'No fapping allowed before the wedding, Smokey boy!' Or some shit of that sort."

Bi-Han was fiddling with the cuff on his left sleeve. He didn't look comfortable with the dark blue hoodie he wore. But it was better than those loud ass, homo colors he would obnoxiously wear.

It's about time this fool wears something normal.

"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea," Kung Lao conceded. The Cryomancers were in their own little world; Sub-Zero had his head buried in his hands, while Tundra was looking around the mess hall as though he'd seen a ghost.

"Kuai Liang, what the fuck, man?" I asked.

"Did you guys hear that?" he asked, still looking around the vast room.

Tundra had a great sense of hearing; the bastard could even hear whispers from several feet away. Bi-Han wasn't as lucky though, since he was always blasting that dumb ass electronic dance music shit on his phone through his headphones.

We looked around, and that's when Bi-Han said, "Brother, you're being paranoid. Chill the fuck out."

"Shut up, Bi-Han. You can't even hear, with your deaf ass," I said, in Tundra's defense. The latter threw a smirk in my direction, as Bi-Han rolled his eyes.

"So, anyways," Kuai Liang continued. "the wedding's in two weeks. I wonder where their honeymoon will be."

"That's what I was gonna ask you, Tundra," I started, "Isn't marriage forbidden in the Lin Kuei?"

Kuai Liang and his brother threw mock glares at me as I shrugged in defeat.

"Dude, Grandmaster's okay with it. Though he's the biggest dick here, aside from myself and Sektor, he doesn't mind that we have romantic partners. In fact, he even gave Smoke permission to leave the Lin Kuei if he wishes to," Bi-Han said.

My brown eyes widened at that statement. "Well, damn. I didn't think you guys were like that. I thought your Grandmaster forced sexual abstinence within your stronghold."

"Nah, dude. That's myth. Only the Lin Kuei Elites can have relationships and sex," said Tundra.

I shrugged again as I said, "Oh, that makes sense."

Still, I couldn't help but think Kuai Liang had indeed heard something... We'd be fucked if our plan to rip on the Enenra failed.


A/N: Kuai Liang's suspicions might be right, after all... R&R welcomed!