A/N: Eames is SUPER devious. I look up to him for this exact reason.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception...isn't it illegal to 'own' people like that?
11:44 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Eames? Remind me to never listen to your "good ideas" ever again.
11:44 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Well, you know what? It's not my fault you decided to basically drink everything in the bar.
11:45 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Someone should have cut me off! Do you have any idea how badly hungover I am right now?
11:47 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
If it makes you feel any better, I'm probably just as hungover as you.
11:48 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
How the hell should that make me feel better? That just proves that I should never go to ANY place with alcohol with you EVER again.
11:51 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Well, you seemed to be having a good time with everyone last night, from what I barely remember.
11:51 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
…and what the hell does that mean?
11:52 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
You said some things to Ariadne..
11:53 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Umm….what the fuck did I say?
11:53 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Calm down, darling, nothing actually happened…although you were both being rather flirtatious with each other.
11:53 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
…she was flirting with me, too?
11:55 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
She's the one that started the whole flirting thing, actually.
11:55 am
From: Arthur
To: Eames
Oh….okay.
11:56 am
From: Eames
To: Arthur
I have to go, see you later.
11:59 am
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Ariadne, darling, how are you feeling?
12:03 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
uggh…worst hangover ever. Last night was terrible. I can't even remember anything.
12:04 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Oh, well, you don't remember the things you said to Arthur?
12:05 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
…no…what exactly did I do?
12:05 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
You didn't do anything, really, you and Arthur just both started flirting with each other.
12:06 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
What do you mean 'both' of us?
12:06 pm
From: Eames
To: Ariadne
Well, Arthur is actually the one who started flirting with you in the first place.
12:07 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
…really?
12:08 pm
From: Eames
To: Arthur
Yes, of course. Think about that. Now I have to go, talk to you later, sweetheart.
12:10 pm
From: Ariadne
To: Eames
Alright, see you later. :)
A/N: WTF EAMES. I wanna help with your evil yet genius plan...WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK IF I WANTED TO HELP? x_x
I wish I was there to see what really happened that night...but alas, I am too young to drink, so I don't usually tend to go to bars with them.
...however, it does give me time alone at the warehouse to snoop around, read their emails, go through their files, and even sometimes go through their phones that they "forgot"...pshh what? I didn't pick pocket...e_e
DAMN IT. I should have used that opportunity to find Cobb's camera. I REALLY wanna see Arthur's drag queen video... :P
Thank youuuu readers & reviewers. I would say that everyone on the inception team appreciates it, but, honestly, they'd probably flip out if they found out anyone was reading their private conversations...0_o
