Hello guys! For the last time on this Fanfic :'( I'm sad it's over now but oh well! I hope you enjoy this, you don't hve to read the credits if you don't want to!


Epilogue

Sixteen years later…

"Alice, go tell your sister dinner's ready" I said as I put the plates down on the kitchen table.

"Fine. Jackie, JACKIE!" Alice shouted towards Jackie's bedroom.

"What?"

"Dinner's ready!"

"OK! One minuet" Jackie shouted back.

I turned to Vince "I still cant believe you gave up your wardrobe so Jackie could have her own room"

"Yeah, well they're fifteen now, they need their own space"

"Jackie, come on, your dinners getting cold!" I shouted, no one thought of getting up and going to Jackie's room.

"Give me a minuet"

"You said that a minuet ago, get in here!"

"Fine" Jackie trudged into the kitchen and sat down.

"So how's the recording going?"

"Good, till dinner's ready"

"Sorry girls, but you have to eat" Vince said "You two come up with a name yet?"

"Yeah" Jackie said "We're going with Split Personality, you know, because we're like two halves of one person"

Alice nodded in agreement.

"Sounds good. Are you still planning on going on X-Factor then?" I asked.

"No the auditions have finished" Jackie said.

"So we're going on Britain's Got Talent instead" Alice added.

"And when are the auditions?" Vince said.

"Two weeks on Friday is the first day"

"You'd better get practicing then, have you chosen what you're going to wear yet?"

"Yes dad you can help with our outfits" Alice said, Jackie didn't look happy though. She hates to follow fashion, that's why she gets me to make all of her clothes.

"Correct answer"

We all laughed.

-X-

Two weeks and three days later…

Jackie walked on stage, bass guitar in hand wearing her black skinny jeans and 'I have issues' t-shirt. She'd brushed her shoulder length, shock red (Me and Vince could hardly say no to hair dye) hair into a sort of Mohican, and somehow, she managed to look good. Alice walked on after Jackie with her guitar on a strap over her shoulder. She was wearing her blue denim skirt, fishnet tights and 'Frankie say relax' T-shirt. She'd straightened the long brown hair and simply added a hair bad with peacock feathers on it. They both looked stunning.

"Hello" Amanda said "Who are you?"

"I'm Jackie"

"And I'm Alice, and together we are Split Personality"

"Are you two related?" Simon asked.

"Yeah, we're twins actually" Jackie said.

"And what are you ding today?"

"We're playing and singing Turn It Up by Robots In Disguise"

"Ok then, when you're ready"

Jackie nodded at Alice who then nodded at the sound man.

-X-

By about half way through the audience were cheering them on. The song ended.

Simon sat forward "Girls, I have to say that's not the best performance I've seen today" The audience booed him. "But it's pretty close"

"I have to disagree with Simon" Amanda said "I do think that's the best performance"

"OK, Peers. Yes or no?"

"I'm going to say yes"

"Amanda?"

"One hundred percent yes"

"Girls… You've got three yes's, well done"

Jackie and Alice walked of stage towards me and Vince.

"Well done!" I said "Three Yes's!"

"That doesn't matter" Alice said "What do you think"

"it's a yes from me"

"Ditto" Vince said as we left.

-X-
Jackie

One month later…

And our final act tonight, please welcome, Split Personality" Dec said from the stage. The doors in front of us opened and filled with smoke.

We'd got to the final.

There was only two other acts standing in our way; a dance troop and a young girl who sang, badly.

We walked up the stairs and to our microphones.

Alice started playing along with the drum recording. This was our song, Zombie. The first song e ever wrote, a whole three years ago. I joined in with the bass part.

Another head hangs lowly

Child is slowly taken

And the violence caused such silence

Who are we mistaken

Alice started singing.But you see, it's not me, it's not my familyIn your head, in your head they are fighting

I joined in now.With their tanks and their bombsAnd their bombs and their gunsIn your head, in your head, they are cryingIn your head, in your headZombie, zombie, zombieHey, hey, hey. What's in your headIn your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie

I sang the next verse.

Another mother's breakingHeart is taking overWhen the violence causes silenceWe must be mistakenIt's the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen. In your head, in your head they're still fighting

Alice joined in again.With their tanks and their bombsAnd their bombs and their gunsIn your head, in your head, they are dyingIn your head, in your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie, What's in your head, In your head, Zombie, zombie, zombie

The crowd were cheering us on again. As the music died down Ant and Dec walked on stage to talk to us.

"Well, you seem to have a lot of fans with us tonight" Ant said "Is it true that you two wrote that song?"

"Yeah" I said.

"May I say, very good writing girls. OK so the audience loved you but what did our judges think?" Dec said "Amanda, lets start with you"

"I have to say, I loved your performance of Mr Brightside last night and I thought you couldn't get any better. You proved me wrong"

"OK Peers?"

"Amanda's right. You did better tonight than ever before"

Thank you Peers. Now Simon, you didn't like last nights song, what do you think of this?"

Alice was scanning the audience, she could tell how people feel just by looking in their eyes. She gave me a small nod, it'd gone well.

"Well I think it would be a real shame if you didn't win. Even if you don't I hope you do well in the future. I have a question, who's the drummer?"

"That's me" I said into Dec's microphone.

"So why don't you play the drums here instead of the bass?"

"Because it's easier to sing whlie playing the bass than the drums"

Simon nodded.

-X-

"We have a tie!" Ant said.

Us and Vicky Stephens - The singing girl - She was good, we had no chance.

"So it's up to the judges, lets start with Amanda"

"I hate it when it comes down to this. Erm… Vicky, you did really well but I have to go with Split Personality"

Peers started talking, I wasn't listening though.

"OK Simon, it's up to you" Dec said, Peers must have voted for Vicky.

Simon sighed "I really don't want this responsibility, they are both great acts so I'm giving my vote to the audience"

Everyone started shouting Split personality, and I mean EVERYONE.

"Well then, I'm going with Split Personality"

The confetti started raining down on us and Alice pulled me into a hug "We won" She whispered into my ear.

"Well never" I laughed.

"OK Vicky, we'll talk to you later. Now Jackie, Alice, how does it feel to have just won Britain's Got Talent?" Ant asked us.

"Great" We said together.

"Would you mind playing for us again?"

"Sure, why not"

-X-
Alex

Two and a half weeks later…

"And that was Split Personality with their number one hit single Zombie" The TV said.

The doorbell rang.

"Who's that?" Vince said.

I shrugged and went downstairs. I opened the door "Sue, Dee? What are you doing here?"

"Well we heard that Jackie and Alice are at number one" Sue said.

"You need outfits?"

"Yeah"

"Come on in"

Me, Vince, Sue and Dee had bumped into each other while I was pregnant, and because I didn't know anyone else, Sue became Jackie's godmother and Dee became Alice's godmother. Yeah Jenney wanted to be the godmother but she's their auntie, she wasn't at the time, but they called her Auntie Jenney anyway.

"So what do you ant costumes for this time?" I asked Dee.

"Girl. We were thinking sort of Super Hero sort of thing. Oh, we also need another evil mastermind and two girls for our video for Arguments…" Dee said looking at Vince, Alice and Jackie.

"HELL YEAH" they said together.


Credits

The Boosh and all of it's charicters belong to Noel Fielding and Jullian Barrat (As far as I know)

Ant, Dec, Simon, Amanda, Peers, Sue Denim and Dee Plume all belong to themselves (I think)

I own Alex, Jackie, Alice, Jenney, Vicky and all other extras.

Robots In Disguise own Girl, Arguments and Turn It up.

Other songs.
Mr Brightside - The Killers
Zombie - The Cranberries

If I mentioned any more songs (I can't remember) I don't own them!

Thanks To:

Eleanoe B-F
DaTrickseyHobbit
Star-light1990

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Also Thank you to anyone and everyone who reads this in the future (If anyone does, I can't tell the future)

I think that's everything, if not, oh well, nobody's perfect!

I hope you enjoyed this, Thank you And STAY MENTAL,

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