BLAH I HAVE A CHALLENGE (Read the end passage thingie for more information great now I sound like an operator)

Firefox- Yes because it's always what YOU want you never consider other people do you! Ya thought so! No j.k there will be maybe 3 more chapters left. I mean what more could I write about?

IRMFS- No it's not the end, this isnt either. YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU WANT MORE CRACK GO SEE MY COUSIN JIMMY DOWN AT THE ALLEY WAY! No j.k but seriously congrats on being in my grade! Do your parents allow you to actually read this crap?

Read-n-Review- you seem like the type to poke medic guy's tits so im like hell with it, would you like a cupcake for your awesome reviews because I can rearrange that! I love pokemon also I just don't like the shows

Kimimaro-is-mine- why thank you! Im glad that my story is going to give you near future kidney problems! It's my joy thanks for the review

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Tobi, Itachi, and Deidara were in the living room, Deidara and Tobi were rocking Alessa and Lucrecia to sleep while Itachi was reading 'Your body and You' the latest from Women's Weekly.

"What's the matter you seemed kind of stressed." Tobi asked thoughtfully, it seems that Tobi's body got used to the constant 'fixes' so he gets high just to be sober.

"Sakura's birthday is coming up and I don't know what to get her, yeah."

Itachi crossed his leg and looked at Deidara "Well I just found this absolutely gorgeous candle setting, get this authentic silk for the cloth and silver metal with real diamond embedding, she will love it like a gay man loves pistachio."

Itachi then grabbed a jar full of pistachio and started eating some when Goro came over and tried getting some Itachi bit his left pinky clear off.

Tobi turned back to Deidara "Marry her."

"WHAT!?"

Good thing Sakura wasn't there she was dragged to the Care Bear Carnival with Leader, as you can see Sakura was probably somewhere trying to kill her self with pink fluff.

"You know, I do and stuff; I heard straight women love that kind of thing; BUT HELL WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST THE FUCKING ANGRY DRUGGIE!!! ROAR!!!" Tobi flipped over the coffee table and gently laid the baby in the crib and kissed it's forehead and stomped out of the room, not before breaking the mirror over Goro's head.

Deidara thought for a while, it was a good idea but then again…. Is that a thumbelina cupcake!

"Wow your shits weak." Deidara said in a singsong voice while looking at Goro get killed in Resident Evil.

COUPLE HOURS LATER

Tobi walked into the living room seeing Itachi and Goro "Where's Sakura I thought I saw her just come back"

"She did now her and Deidara shagging senselessly"

Tobi shook his head "What more could those two want more kids?"

Itachi stared at the wall looking dazed "They could want the new pink my little pony with curly blue hair and the 'all my hearts' hairbrush with the dream little pony stable BUT NO DADDY SAYS ONLY FAGS PLAY WITH MY LITTLE PONY!!"

Itachi burst out crying and rolled up the newspaper and hit himself over the head yelling "BAD ITACHI BAD!"

Itachi ran out of the room like a constipated little girl while Goro looked at the door Itachi ran through "Does anyone else smell fucking rotting flesh?"

Frankenstein walked out of the kitchen with a cup of tea and said in an English accent "Sorry I borrowed the tea from Snape bitch jipped me and gave me some fucking pussy ass shit"

Frankenstein threw the cup down and decided to go eat a puppy.

"I feel a nose bleed coming on" Tobi hurriedly rushed out of the room hoping that the nose bleed stuff will throw them off track so him and Harry Pothead could go smoke a joint then buy a could prostitutes to make porno.

(Tobi made sure to be extra careful to make sure the prostitutes would be women this time)

Deidara walked into the bedroom seeing Sakura eating candy from a heart-shaped container.

"Who are they from your boyfriend, yeah?"

"No I bought them myself."

"Yeah right your midget boyfriend probably got them, witch reminds me he might have gotten away last time but next time MARK MY WORDS MIDGET BOWLING FOR ALL! …yeah."

Sakura rolled her eyes while muttering "Idiot…"

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I GOT A CHALLENGE I WANT YOU YES YOU TO PLEASE PLEASE WRITE ANYONE!

That's writing does not suck donkey!

I want someone to write a kimimaro/sakura fic it has to have

Sakura getting Raped

Lemons (must be detail! im a pervy perv)

Violence (Any kind Idk just some sort of violence)

Sasuke dying some horrible death!(God knows I hate Sasuke)

Must be story not crappy oneshot

That's about it really

If you're taking the challenge tell me plz! And inform me when it's out and blah blah blah!

SO NOW REVIEW CUZ I REFUSE TO UPDATE IF NO REVIEWS

(SOMEONE ALSO PLZ TAKE CHALLENGE)

Sam

Ahh im in a box so cool

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